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I spent my first 19 years
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trying to escape my hometown of Neptune.
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Made it out, then, after a decade away,
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decided Neptune needed me,
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and I needed it.
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I was wrong on both counts.
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Neptune didn't need another
private investigator...
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it needed an enema.
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I'll start at the
beginning of the end...
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the Maloof case.
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The Mad Bomber of Neptune.
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The first explosion killed four
people at the Sea Sprite Motel,
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two days into the month-long bacchanalia
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that is Neptune spring break.
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If Neptune was the unofficial West
Coast capital of spring break,
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then the Sea Sprite was
its national monument.
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Kids came to Neptune to get
loose, get lit, and get laid.
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♪ I've been counting matchsticks ♪
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- ♪ From the boxes ♪
- _
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♪ The seconds in reverse on
the clock, just a-waiting ♪
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♪ For you to tell me it's time ♪
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Me, I was just trying to pay the rent.
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♪ I've been keeping
my head well trained ♪
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Well, shit.
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♪ Watchin' truth come grain by grain ♪
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♪ Just once I wanna hear
that something is mine ♪
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- ♪ Whoa, tell me it's time ♪
- ♪ Time, time ♪
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- ♪ Tell me it's time ♪
- ♪ Time ♪
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♪ Yeah! Hey! ♪
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God hates me.
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♪ Lost and found you
know I'll be right here ♪
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Karsyn.
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♪ And I can feel it's drawing near ♪
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♪ Just waiting for you ♪
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- Veronica?
- You got a watch dog.
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That's cool. What's his name?
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Dahmer.
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Dahmer likes his Snausages, doesn't he?
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Yes, he does!
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Yes, he does! Dahmer likes Snausages!
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He needs some training.
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Here it is.
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- That's why my gate isn't working?
- That's right.
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Your house doesn't hate you. Your
ex-husband, on the other hand...
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Ohh, I knew it. That cock waffle.
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Your house is very smart.
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With all the Echoes,
your Nest thermostats,
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your Hue bulbs, Lutron dimmers,
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Sonos music system...
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Can I help you find something, or...
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No, I found it.
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What are you doing?
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Oh!
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This is how your ex was getting in.
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He set up the router, he
knew all the passwords.
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That's why your heater
would crank up to 90 degrees
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when you were trying to sleep.
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It's why your deceased
mom's favorite song
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would wake you up at
three in the morning,
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and it's why you would
lose internet access
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- right when you needed to work.
- Oh, that...
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vindictive sack of shit.
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Wait, how would he know exactly
when I would start working?
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Camera.
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It also explains why
your gentleman callers
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were having their cars keyed
and their tires slashed.
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Oh!
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Another camera?
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Oh, guess not.
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I should call the cops.
Just turn him in.
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This sort of harassment
is nearly impossible to prove.
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Oh. I want to "garrit" him.
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You know what, I want to "garrit"
him, I want to stab him in the face,
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and I want to cut off that
dick he's just so proud of.
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Think it's "gar-ott".
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- What?
- Not "garr-it".
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"Gar-ote" also acceptable.
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Okay, well, my point is that...
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No! Not... ohh.
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Another camera.
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Ohh, that asshole. Haha.
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He gave me that. Just out
of the blue, as a gift.
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Because he said he loved me.
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You know I gave him head
that night in the shower?
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Okay, so you're saying
there's nothing I can do?
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I didn't say that.
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I never say that.
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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That's his house.
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- Wait, how did you...
- He received the flower delivery
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from his main office "in recognition
of his strong quarterly sales."
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- Well, good for him.
- Not really. I sent the flowers.
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And in each of the flower pots
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I included two of these bad boys
pointing in opposite directions.
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That and a couple of microphones.
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There he is.
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There he is with his child bride.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, they're gonna do it
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on our Himalayan gold
marble kitchen island.
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We'll see about that.
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What the...
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Oh, tell me we're recording this.
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"We're recording this"
is my middle name.
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Ohh.
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Just wait for it.
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Whoo!
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Okay, that's the part
I don't want to see.
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It ain't gonna happen. Here.
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What is...
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Now he knows. You own him.
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I just need final payment,
and I can download the apps
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and passwords onto your phone.
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Look, I... I know
that this isn't healthy,
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it's just this divorce got so ugly.
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He only wanted to pay me 90K a month.
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I'm like, "Uh, no, thanks.
I know what ya make."
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How much is it for you again?
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Uh, six grand.
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- Wasn't it 300 a day?
- An hour.
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Mm.
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What... What is that?
I thought you fixed everything.
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Right. Um, it's just a smoke
detector with a dead battery.
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Here, um... this should do the trick.
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Okay, can you install it?
That's not really my thing.
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Thank you so much
for coming down, Mr. Mars.
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I'm not sure how much
help I can be, Mr. Hu.
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The message referenced a rat problem,
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and that's not my area of expertise.
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People generally call an exterminator.
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Oh, I've called
exterminators. Three so far.
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They find no nests, no rat droppings,
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their traps catch no rats.
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You sure you have a rat problem?
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Holy cuss!
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A rat caused that? Was it a 70-pounder?
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- "Holy cuss"?
- Yeah, sorry.
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My daughter and I have a
bet who can go the longest
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without dropping an F-bomb.
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I didn't think she could go 20 minutes,
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and that was three months ago.
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Well, that "cussing" rat was a big one.
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And this sort of thing happens
every three or four days.
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Customer picks up a
cabbage or a box of cereal,
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and a rat pops out.
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Then customers run around like
they've seen the chupacabra.
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Have you thought about
calling an exterminator?
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I mean, just in case?
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I told you, Mr. Mars.
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I spoke to several exterminators.
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Right.
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Sorry. Uh, brain freeze.
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Have you checked footage
from your other cameras?
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Maybe it's someone
releasing them as a prank
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or to hurt your business.
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This is my only camera.
It's to stop shoplifters.
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There's no
money for improvements.
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No, truthfully...
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I'm not sure if I can afford you.
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I'm sure we'll be able
to work something out.
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My store is the only place in Neptune
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where my customers can
afford to buy groceries.
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But word is getting around
about our rat problem.
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Of course, if those NUTTs get their way,
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I'll probably have to fold tent anyway.
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Hmm. Which NUTTs are those?
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Is that the sweet
sound of victory I hear?
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The spoils of war.
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Who else is gonna keep
paying for those safaris
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where you and your big-shot friends
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hunt the most dangerous game of all.
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The homeless.
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It's not so much
the safari that gets ya,
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it's the private jet
to Billionaire Island.
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What exactly did you do for that lady?
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Feminist stuff.
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We got mad, we got even.
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- Some scissoring.
- All right.
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How'd you make this much?
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Celebrate with me!
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How I made that is
between me and my maker.
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I'm your maker.
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You are really not
making my office drop-by
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everything I was envisioning.
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And what were you envisioning?
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Well, a balloon drop, for starters...
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maybe an "attagirl".
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Oh, no.
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You're feelin' emasculated, is that it?
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- Honey...
- Yeah?
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If feeling emasculated by my daughter
was gonna dampen my spirits,
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you woulda found me out in the
garage a long time ago...
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Cheap Trick in the tape
deck, tube in the tailpipe.
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- What's a tape deck?
- I hate you.
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Hey, do you mind stopping
by Hu'$ Reduced tomorrow
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and setting up cameras?
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You took the rat job?
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Yeah, it's probably just
an aggrieved former employee
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- releasing the rats.
- Hu, huh?
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Any chance Hu done it?
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I'm not gonna play that game with you.
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What the cuss! You're no cussing fun.
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I'm gonna Irish-exit this wingding.
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Tell the host it was lame AF.
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Why are you sounding like that?
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My millennial speak?
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Just gettin' into the
spring break spirit.
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At my place, we have already hung
our beer goggles over the fireplace,
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boofed the traditional
Spring Break Kamikaze,
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And watched Revenge of the
Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise.
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- Logan back?
- No. Just me and Pony.
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Logan's in Somalia.
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Maybe... Burundi?
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Aleppo.
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Chernobyl? I don't know.
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Do you expect sympathy from a man
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who couldn't stop his teenage daughter
from poking around murder cases?
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Hey...
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you wanna go see a bunch of NUTTs
try to destroy Neptune tonight?
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Intrigued. Which nuts?
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Neptune United for a Tidy Town.
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Its members self-identify as NUTTs.
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They're trying to jam through a
bunch of beautification ordinances
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at tonight's City Council.
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Ooh, God, no. But you... you should go.
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Break stuff, old man.
The struggle is real.
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#JOMO.
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Pics or it didn't happen!
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- Bye, Felicia!
- Ohh.
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Hi, Pony. Hi, bud.
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How ya doin'? Do you need to pee?
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Yeah, you better.
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'Cause if you don't need to pee,
that means... you peed in...
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Daddy's home?
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Hey! Hi!
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What's up?!
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Whoo!
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Ooh, I do not mind if I do.
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Bitch, get in line.
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- What, that guy?
- Yeah. Blue trunks?
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I've seen better.
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Though he does look strong.
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Like, really strong.
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Hey, Blue Trunks!
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I'm thinking he might be dumb.
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You don't get lats
like that from reading.
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As me how many shits
I give about his brain.
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How many shits do
you give about his brain?
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- None.
- Then why bother having me ask you?
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Hey there.
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How much do you bench?
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- Three-fifteen.
- Good.
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So, my refrigerator
is broken or something,
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and it just so happens my
neighbor from a few blocks away
255
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put a perfectly good one curbside.
256
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,275
I'm assuming it works.
257
00:13:04,276 --> 00:13:06,740
Feel like carrying it
into my apartment for me?
258
00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:09,453
What's in it for me?
259
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,542
A hand job?
260
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,631
With eye contact?
261
00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:17,886
Fine, if you hang
two other shelving units
262
00:13:17,887 --> 00:13:19,932
and carry my old refrigerator back down.
263
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,560
- What floor are you on?
- Third.
264
00:13:21,561 --> 00:13:23,021
- Full-on sex.
- Sold.
265
00:13:23,022 --> 00:13:26,738
But I come first, no back door,
and I'll need a ride to work after.
266
00:13:28,534 --> 00:13:29,785
How far away do you work?
267
00:13:29,786 --> 00:13:31,443
Are you gonna keep talking this much?
268
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:32,624
Because we could forget the whole thing.
269
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:33,669
Let's go.
270
00:13:37,927 --> 00:13:39,930
Hey, uh, I don't need
271
00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:42,309
to move anything, and I
live on the first floor.
272
00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:43,646
- Lisa.
- What?
273
00:13:43,647 --> 00:13:44,840
That sounds like a much better deal.
274
00:13:44,841 --> 00:13:46,631
What did I tell you about talking?
275
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I'm gonna cuss your brains out.
276
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Oh!
277
00:14:13,205 --> 00:14:15,961
- We oughta get a bigger couch.
- Yeah.
278
00:14:49,862 --> 00:14:52,701
- Oh, I need the...
- You need... Yeah.
279
00:14:52,702 --> 00:14:54,747
No. No.
280
00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:00,883
I don't suppose you want to tell me
281
00:15:00,884 --> 00:15:03,431
how you got that giant bruise
on your shoulder, do you?
282
00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:06,270
What bruise?
283
00:15:09,067 --> 00:15:10,820
Oh, this bruise.
284
00:15:10,821 --> 00:15:12,240
I fell off a motorcycle.
285
00:15:13,159 --> 00:15:15,538
Flew over the hood of a
car. I tucked and rolled.
286
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:18,168
Yeah, I saw that
Mission: Impossible too.
287
00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:19,714
Eh, I tried.
288
00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:22,913
Have you considered that
maybe my life just is really
289
00:15:22,914 --> 00:15:24,681
Mission: Impossible-esque?
290
00:15:24,682 --> 00:15:28,105
Consider it? I assume it.
291
00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:40,003
There's sand in your bag!
292
00:15:40,004 --> 00:15:42,675
I knew you were in the Middle East.
293
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:46,767
Or, I hate to bring
up Occam's Razor here, but...
294
00:15:46,768 --> 00:15:50,900
maybe I set my bag down on the beach
20 feet outside your front door.
295
00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,993
No, this feels like Kuwaiti sand.
296
00:15:55,994 --> 00:15:57,655
You really shouldn't be
digging through the bag
297
00:15:57,656 --> 00:15:59,258
of a naval Intelligence officer.
298
00:15:59,919 --> 00:16:01,337
That's what you say you are.
299
00:16:01,338 --> 00:16:03,592
I'm still thinking you're
an international playboy
300
00:16:03,593 --> 00:16:05,303
breaking hearts in exotic lands.
301
00:16:05,304 --> 00:16:07,559
Sounds like you should lock me down.
302
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:11,232
Be careful. Some girls might
think you're proposing marriage.
303
00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:16,242
Or, in words you can
understand, an Echolls Ultimatum.
304
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,037
No, you had it the first time: marriage.
305
00:16:18,038 --> 00:16:20,251
I just forgot what it was called.
306
00:16:22,255 --> 00:16:23,550
Let's get married!
307
00:16:24,426 --> 00:16:25,720
Yep.
308
00:16:25,721 --> 00:16:28,643
Okay, weirdo, let's get married.
309
00:16:29,645 --> 00:16:31,690
I'm serious.
310
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:35,322
If you were serious, you'd be
in the same room as your intended.
311
00:16:35,323 --> 00:16:38,287
And there'd be a ring
involved... or so I'm told.
312
00:16:45,719 --> 00:16:47,598
How many pockets have you searched?
313
00:16:55,363 --> 00:16:56,866
The pocket on the right.
314
00:17:12,105 --> 00:17:13,858
WTC, dude.
315
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:24,004
Hey.
316
00:17:25,757 --> 00:17:27,677
I think it goes something like this.
317
00:17:32,020 --> 00:17:33,397
Veronica...
318
00:17:33,898 --> 00:17:36,152
- Veronica...
- Stop. Stop. Don't.
319
00:17:36,153 --> 00:17:37,656
Don't. Please.
320
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,537
We're not getting married.
321
00:17:41,079 --> 00:17:43,167
I thought we were on
the same page about that.
322
00:17:44,002 --> 00:17:46,506
- Yeah.
- Look at my parents.
323
00:17:46,507 --> 00:17:48,135
Look at your parents.
324
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:52,644
And every day I go to work,
and I watch married people
325
00:17:52,645 --> 00:17:56,026
destroy each other. So, um...
326
00:17:58,155 --> 00:18:00,200
- No.
- Veronica, I...
327
00:18:00,201 --> 00:18:04,208
I need to go, um, meet
my dad at the City Council meeting.
328
00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:05,795
I promised him that I would, and...
329
00:18:05,796 --> 00:18:08,926
'cause big stuff's happening
and it could affect the business.
330
00:18:08,927 --> 00:18:10,806
All right, I gotta go.
331
00:18:19,949 --> 00:18:22,327
You know what this is?
332
00:18:22,328 --> 00:18:25,125
That's a used condom.
333
00:18:25,126 --> 00:18:26,744
This morning I was taking a walk on
334
00:18:26,745 --> 00:18:28,966
one of Neptune's
beautiful public beaches,
335
00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:30,260
and there it was.
336
00:18:30,261 --> 00:18:33,349
Bullshit, you were takin'
a walk on a public beach.
337
00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:36,147
As a boy growing up in
Neptune, this was paradise.
338
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:39,319
But for the past 20 years
we've been in decline.
339
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,658
And that's what Neptune
United for a Tidy Town
340
00:18:41,659 --> 00:18:44,540
is all about: returning
Neptune to its former glory.
341
00:18:46,544 --> 00:18:48,839
You know, my stint in the big house
342
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:50,968
taught me a number of
important life lessons.
343
00:18:50,969 --> 00:18:52,441
First, don't assume they'll send you
344
00:18:52,442 --> 00:18:53,849
to one of those country club prisons.
345
00:18:53,850 --> 00:18:56,437
But second,
346
00:18:56,438 --> 00:18:58,734
beauty matters.
347
00:18:58,735 --> 00:19:01,657
It lifts our spirits, it gives us pride.
348
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,662
Makes us better citizens.
349
00:19:04,663 --> 00:19:08,671
These ordinances are the nudge we
need to get back to a better time.
350
00:19:11,259 --> 00:19:12,260
Thank you.
351
00:19:15,476 --> 00:19:18,023
- No To NUTT.
- Mm-hmm. Okay.
352
00:19:18,775 --> 00:19:20,443
Give me the number of interested parties
353
00:19:20,444 --> 00:19:22,155
who have signed up to speak tonight.
354
00:19:22,156 --> 00:19:24,202
We might run a few minutes long.
355
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,253
How the hell did we let
a crooked real estate tycoon
356
00:19:29,254 --> 00:19:32,927
come in here and seduce us
into longing for a bygone era?
357
00:19:32,928 --> 00:19:34,931
An era that never existed.
358
00:19:34,932 --> 00:19:38,020
Twenty years ago they were dumping
waste water from the nuclear plant
359
00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:40,526
a hundred yards from the public beach.
360
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:41,967
That's why you never got any taller.
361
00:19:43,156 --> 00:19:44,409
I thought you weren't coming.
362
00:19:45,202 --> 00:19:47,748
I needed to get out of my apartment.
363
00:19:47,749 --> 00:19:49,794
- Logan's back.
- Logan's back?
364
00:19:49,795 --> 00:19:51,549
And he asked me to marry him.
365
00:19:52,676 --> 00:19:54,262
What an asshole.
366
00:19:56,224 --> 00:19:58,103
I'm guessing you haven't
picked a date yet.
367
00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:01,526
Okay, up next,
368
00:20:01,527 --> 00:20:04,574
local nightclub owner Nicole Malloy.
369
00:20:04,575 --> 00:20:06,243
Ms. Malloy, you have three minutes.
370
00:20:06,244 --> 00:20:08,331
Two and a half more than I'll need.
371
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:11,086
The best turkey I've
never had was at Comrade Quacks.
372
00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:13,550
Thank you, Mayor Dobbins.
373
00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:17,390
Well, this is quite
the bonanza of edicts
374
00:20:17,391 --> 00:20:20,606
big Dick and his NUTTs
have thrown together.
375
00:20:22,068 --> 00:20:24,404
Guess Chino gave you
lots of brainstorming time.
376
00:20:24,405 --> 00:20:26,408
- Yep.
- Hmm.
377
00:20:26,409 --> 00:20:30,584
Here's one that stood out to
me. "No vulgar advertising".
378
00:20:30,585 --> 00:20:33,255
Any business in
particular you had in mind?
379
00:20:33,256 --> 00:20:35,218
- Comrade Quacks?
- No.
380
00:20:35,219 --> 00:20:39,560
Okay. Well, I'll probably sell 20,000
T-shirts in the next four weeks.
381
00:20:39,561 --> 00:20:42,315
I clear ten bucks a
unit, that's 200 grand,
382
00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:46,449
which is about my entire
profit margin last year. So...
383
00:20:47,536 --> 00:20:48,538
Dick...
384
00:20:49,288 --> 00:20:51,375
does the shirt pass muster?
385
00:20:53,296 --> 00:20:55,383
That's up to the
beautification committee.
386
00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,178
Good, good.
387
00:20:57,179 --> 00:21:00,226
'Cause I thought for a moment that
a rich man wanting to get richer
388
00:21:00,227 --> 00:21:02,940
was trying to drive me out of business.
389
00:21:02,941 --> 00:21:04,819
That's all.
390
00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:06,239
Who is she?
391
00:21:11,374 --> 00:21:15,674
Hey, what's the goddamn holdup?
We want to get our ducks wet!
392
00:21:17,094 --> 00:21:19,140
- Ten shots of Jäger.
- You got it.
393
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,332
Look, guys, it's a numbers
game. That's all it is.
394
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:34,783
Craig, you said that we had a 1% chance
395
00:21:34,784 --> 00:21:36,256
of leaving with one of these girls?
396
00:21:36,257 --> 00:21:39,096
I agree. We have a 1% chance...
397
00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:42,520
times the number
of girls that we talk to.
398
00:21:42,521 --> 00:21:46,986
And that is why, my friend, we are
going to play the Rejection Game.
399
00:21:46,987 --> 00:21:49,617
- Rejection, that sounds...
- Rejection heavy.
400
00:21:49,618 --> 00:21:52,163
Yeah, it is. But
that's the beauty of it.
401
00:21:52,164 --> 00:21:54,084
So much rejection that
you grow numb to it.
402
00:21:54,085 --> 00:21:56,213
I was numb by ninth grade.
403
00:21:56,214 --> 00:21:57,633
How do we play?
404
00:21:57,634 --> 00:21:59,010
Gabriel, that's the spirit!
405
00:21:59,011 --> 00:22:01,014
We ask girls to dance with us,
406
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:03,521
and whoever collects the
most rejections, wins.
407
00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:06,818
I'm in!
408
00:22:06,819 --> 00:22:10,576
- We gotta get out of Sea Sprite.
- Shots, everyone!
409
00:22:10,577 --> 00:22:12,370
Down the hatch!
410
00:22:12,371 --> 00:22:14,876
Spring break! Whoo!
411
00:22:14,877 --> 00:22:17,965
I can't believe my mom
screwed us over on the house.
412
00:22:17,966 --> 00:22:19,719
It's because of me, isn't it?
413
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,182
- Of course not.
- I'm just saying,
414
00:22:22,183 --> 00:22:24,979
you're not the only sickos that
wanna get your geese greased.
415
00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:28,529
I mean, I'd literally
bone any rando here.
416
00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:33,037
I couldn't help but overhear
your plea for some strange dick.
417
00:22:33,038 --> 00:22:36,794
Well, look no further, 'cause
there's no dick stranger than mine.
418
00:22:36,795 --> 00:22:40,260
It makes a hard turn to the
left, and it just keeps going.
419
00:22:42,014 --> 00:22:44,434
You gotta be shitting me!
420
00:22:45,647 --> 00:22:48,026
Uh, go. Away with you!
421
00:22:50,364 --> 00:22:51,866
Killing it!
422
00:22:51,867 --> 00:22:53,663
Whoo!
423
00:22:57,169 --> 00:22:59,883
Comrade Quacks rules!
424
00:23:02,304 --> 00:23:03,808
Come on, come on.
425
00:23:05,227 --> 00:23:08,065
Uh, hello. Ha ha ha ha!
426
00:23:08,066 --> 00:23:10,361
Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
427
00:23:10,362 --> 00:23:12,616
My name... my name is Jimmy.
428
00:23:16,457 --> 00:23:18,377
Hey, Nicole, can I get another shot?
429
00:23:18,378 --> 00:23:19,756
One second.
430
00:23:21,092 --> 00:23:22,887
Table 23.
431
00:23:28,649 --> 00:23:29,775
... and smile!
432
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,612
You know what? This is
goin' on my Instagram.
433
00:23:31,613 --> 00:23:33,240
Brah, get my phone!
434
00:23:33,241 --> 00:23:35,537
- I got you bro.
- Yeah, right here.
435
00:23:35,538 --> 00:23:36,664
Yeah!
436
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:37,665
Hey!
437
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:41,674
That was my phone! Yo, what
the... You bitch...
438
00:23:41,675 --> 00:23:44,805
- Whoa!
- What are you doing?
439
00:23:44,806 --> 00:23:46,475
Try me! Try it!
440
00:23:46,476 --> 00:23:49,105
- Nicole, back off.
- What?!
441
00:23:51,612 --> 00:23:54,115
Belmont, put 'em in a
Lyft back to the Sea Sprite.
442
00:23:54,116 --> 00:23:57,080
But take their pictures
first, they're 86ed.
443
00:23:57,081 --> 00:24:00,504
And find her shitty friends and
tell 'em to get her home now,
444
00:24:00,505 --> 00:24:03,305
otherwise I'm callin' the cops, she
can sleep it off in the drunk tank.
445
00:24:04,888 --> 00:24:06,642
So, tip your waitresses!
446
00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:10,689
What?
447
00:24:16,703 --> 00:24:19,708
♪ On a cold and gray Chicago mornin' ♪
448
00:24:19,709 --> 00:24:21,712
- ♪ A poor little baby child is born ♪
- _
449
00:24:21,713 --> 00:24:23,801
♪ In the ghetto ♪
450
00:24:24,855 --> 00:24:26,878
_
451
00:24:26,879 --> 00:24:29,702
_
452
00:24:29,703 --> 00:24:31,026
_
453
00:24:31,027 --> 00:24:33,050
_
454
00:24:33,051 --> 00:24:35,074
_
455
00:24:35,075 --> 00:24:38,398
_
456
00:24:38,399 --> 00:24:39,822
_
457
00:24:39,823 --> 00:24:41,846
_
458
00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:43,338
_
459
00:24:43,339 --> 00:24:46,219
♪ People, don't you understand ♪
460
00:24:46,220 --> 00:24:49,894
♪ The child needs a helping hand ♪
461
00:24:49,895 --> 00:24:51,838
♪ Or he'll grow to be
an angry young man... ♪
462
00:24:51,839 --> 00:24:53,362
_
463
00:24:53,363 --> 00:24:56,386
_
464
00:24:56,387 --> 00:24:58,410
_
465
00:24:58,411 --> 00:25:00,411
_
466
00:25:01,810 --> 00:25:04,610
_
467
00:25:06,430 --> 00:25:07,854
_
468
00:25:07,855 --> 00:25:09,278
_
469
00:25:09,279 --> 00:25:12,302
_
470
00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,326
_
471
00:25:14,327 --> 00:25:18,650
_
472
00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:20,674
_
473
00:25:20,675 --> 00:25:23,175
_
474
00:25:26,315 --> 00:25:27,815
_
475
00:25:31,714 --> 00:25:33,314
_
476
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:36,783
_
477
00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:40,259
_
478
00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:41,983
_
479
00:25:41,984 --> 00:25:44,484
_
480
00:25:44,797 --> 00:25:49,297
_
481
00:25:49,641 --> 00:25:52,141
_
482
00:25:54,438 --> 00:25:55,961
_
483
00:25:55,962 --> 00:25:59,162
_
484
00:26:00,935 --> 00:26:02,135
_
485
00:26:02,932 --> 00:26:04,932
_
486
00:26:10,973 --> 00:26:14,229
♪ And his mama cries ♪
487
00:26:30,803 --> 00:26:32,803
_
488
00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:45,457
♪ Here comes the sun ♪
489
00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:50,927
♪ There go the raindrops ♪
490
00:26:50,928 --> 00:26:56,146
♪ You are the one ♪
491
00:26:56,147 --> 00:27:00,572
♪ Who makes the rain stop ♪
492
00:27:00,573 --> 00:27:06,167
- Killin' it.
- ♪ Wherever you go ♪
493
00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:10,091
♪ You light the way ♪
494
00:27:11,385 --> 00:27:16,186
♪ What I'd give to do ♪
495
00:27:16,187 --> 00:27:22,114
- Du...
- ♪ This magic that you do ♪
496
00:27:22,115 --> 00:27:25,705
- Dude.
- ♪ With just a smile ♪
497
00:27:25,706 --> 00:27:27,458
Dude.
498
00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:32,552
♪ You chase the thunder ♪
499
00:27:32,553 --> 00:27:38,021
♪ Here comes the sun ♪
500
00:27:38,022 --> 00:27:40,945
♪ You're such a won... ♪
501
00:27:42,197 --> 00:27:43,658
Okay.
502
00:27:43,659 --> 00:27:47,373
Dr. Miles wasn't great at
updating his patients' charts.
503
00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:50,672
You say the headaches and memory
loss are relatively recent?
504
00:27:50,673 --> 00:27:52,049
Last year, mostly.
505
00:27:52,050 --> 00:27:54,263
More frequent lately.
It's getting worse.
506
00:27:55,348 --> 00:27:57,226
I'm repeating things.
507
00:27:57,227 --> 00:27:59,523
It says here you were
in quite the car accident.
508
00:27:59,524 --> 00:28:02,194
- When was that?
- 2013.
509
00:28:02,195 --> 00:28:04,408
We should get you in for a CT scan.
510
00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:06,411
How much is that?
511
00:28:06,412 --> 00:28:08,248
How's your insurance?
512
00:28:08,249 --> 00:28:10,128
- Um...
- Couple grand.
513
00:28:12,048 --> 00:28:14,553
See if that helps. Twice daily.
514
00:28:14,554 --> 00:28:16,347
Razadyne?
515
00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:23,279
That's not how I'd do it.
516
00:28:25,158 --> 00:28:27,453
- Are you cussin' with me?
- Don't you cussing point at me.
517
00:28:27,454 --> 00:28:30,292
You know what? I'm not
cussin' around, old man.
518
00:28:30,293 --> 00:28:32,882
Oh, cuss you and
the horse you rode in on.
519
00:28:34,886 --> 00:28:36,514
Grow up, Veronica.
520
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,145
So? What's the word?
521
00:28:40,146 --> 00:28:43,234
How long before we can burn
this cussing cane of yours?
522
00:28:43,235 --> 00:28:44,863
Aw. You love me.
523
00:28:44,864 --> 00:28:47,076
No, I just hate mounting cameras.
524
00:28:47,077 --> 00:28:48,537
It's all good, it's progressing.
525
00:28:48,538 --> 00:28:50,291
Everything's progressing as it should.
526
00:28:52,045 --> 00:28:53,673
Are you sure?
527
00:28:53,674 --> 00:28:56,845
Well, don't time
me in the 40, but, yeah.
528
00:28:56,846 --> 00:29:00,352
Veronica... I am a
prime physical specimen.
529
00:29:00,353 --> 00:29:04,026
So when I head-butt you,
you're just gonna dust yourself off?
530
00:29:04,027 --> 00:29:06,072
I suppose so. But why
head-butt your father?
531
00:29:06,073 --> 00:29:08,326
Because I just spoke to
the owner of this establishment,
532
00:29:08,327 --> 00:29:10,665
and I know how much we're
getting paid for this gig.
533
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:13,044
Oh.
534
00:29:13,045 --> 00:29:16,175
There is no George Bailey moment
at the end of this story, Dad.
535
00:29:16,176 --> 00:29:18,931
When we go belly up, no one's
taking up a collection for us.
536
00:29:18,932 --> 00:29:21,269
There's always that law degree.
537
00:29:21,270 --> 00:29:22,815
Maybe you can do something with that.
538
00:29:24,610 --> 00:29:26,280
I have two more cameras to mount.
539
00:29:37,427 --> 00:29:38,596
... was in Atlanta today,
540
00:29:38,597 --> 00:29:41,810
getting an early start
on a 2020 reelection bid.
541
00:29:41,811 --> 00:29:44,691
- He made it clear...
- Dad. Cinnamon?
542
00:29:44,692 --> 00:29:48,574
- It's anti-inflammatory.
- Well, it tastes like shit.
543
00:29:48,575 --> 00:29:50,953
Well, then go drink
coffee at your mom's house.
544
00:29:50,954 --> 00:29:54,545
Oh, that's right. She
doesn't let you drink coffee.
545
00:29:57,091 --> 00:29:58,344
Isn't it your mom's weekend?
546
00:29:59,304 --> 00:30:02,477
- I don't know. I'm just a kid.
- Matty.
547
00:30:03,522 --> 00:30:06,735
- Go make some new coffee.
- No.
548
00:30:06,736 --> 00:30:08,572
The news makes you grumpy.
549
00:30:08,573 --> 00:30:09,783
Hi.
550
00:30:09,784 --> 00:30:11,620
How can I help you?
551
00:30:11,621 --> 00:30:13,544
Hi. We're checking out a little early.
552
00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:14,835
We got a room at the Neptune Grand.
553
00:30:14,836 --> 00:30:17,172
Ooh... lucky you.
554
00:30:17,173 --> 00:30:19,553
I'd stay there too if I could afford it.
555
00:30:19,554 --> 00:30:22,684
Cool. Uh, so can you just refund
those last five nights on my card?
556
00:30:22,685 --> 00:30:24,981
Oh, well now, that
is gonna be a problem.
557
00:30:31,410 --> 00:30:34,124
Whoo-hoo!
558
00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:36,879
You don't know shit, man.
559
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,341
The standing doctrine bones
the lower courts and litigants
560
00:30:39,342 --> 00:30:42,347
because the court manipulates it
whatever ass-backwards way they want.
561
00:30:42,348 --> 00:30:44,059
But in Sierra Club vs. Morton...
562
00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:46,732
Oh, you're gonna bring up
an environmental suit? Come on.
563
00:30:46,733 --> 00:30:49,696
Oh, dude, I'm hungry as
shit. I'll be right back.
564
00:30:49,697 --> 00:30:50,740
Yeah, all right, man.
565
00:30:50,741 --> 00:30:52,952
Yo! Pizza man!
566
00:30:52,953 --> 00:30:54,706
Yeah, that's us! We moved out here.
567
00:30:54,707 --> 00:30:57,419
- Room 29?
- Yeah, man.
568
00:30:57,420 --> 00:31:00,008
Gimme to Jimmy!
569
00:31:00,009 --> 00:31:01,970
You got a cheese and a pepperoni.
570
00:31:01,971 --> 00:31:03,682
Yeah, man, classic shit.
571
00:31:03,683 --> 00:31:06,521
Nice try. It's mushroom
and a meat lover.
572
00:31:06,522 --> 00:31:07,815
You're a meat lover.
573
00:31:07,816 --> 00:31:09,454
As you trek into the mine,
574
00:31:09,455 --> 00:31:12,199
you notice that your
torches have been spent.
575
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,036
You come to a door.
576
00:31:14,037 --> 00:31:15,163
Perception check.
577
00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:18,127
- I'm drunk.
- I'm very drunk.
578
00:31:18,128 --> 00:31:21,050
- The Wi-Fi's down.
- Yes, the Wi-Fi is down.
579
00:31:21,051 --> 00:31:23,639
As it should be. No one
studies on spring break.
580
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:27,187
And what, clearing the mines of
Moria, that's crushing spring break?
581
00:31:27,188 --> 00:31:28,524
They have a real cave troll problem.
582
00:31:28,525 --> 00:31:29,818
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
583
00:31:29,819 --> 00:31:31,947
I'm going to the office...
to see if they can fix it.
584
00:31:31,948 --> 00:31:33,617
Oh!
585
00:31:33,618 --> 00:31:36,081
Hark! A weary visitor hails.
586
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,796
Hi. Somebody ordered pizza?
587
00:31:39,797 --> 00:31:42,342
Uh, you must want the guys'
room. This is the girls' room.
588
00:31:42,343 --> 00:31:45,056
- There's a lot of guys here.
- Hold on.
589
00:31:45,057 --> 00:31:46,685
Who ordered pizza?!
590
00:31:46,686 --> 00:31:49,984
Guys! Pizza!
591
00:31:52,363 --> 00:31:55,954
I mean, just someone deal with
him, please. He's, like, super-weird.
592
00:31:58,042 --> 00:32:00,629
Sorry. LaShawn's gonna help you.
593
00:32:00,630 --> 00:32:01,883
LaShawn!
594
00:32:03,302 --> 00:32:05,639
- Hey.
- Tawny called, she needs her makeup case.
595
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:06,975
- Can you handle this?
- Yeah.
596
00:32:06,976 --> 00:32:08,187
Thank you.
597
00:32:08,813 --> 00:32:10,608
Hey, man.
598
00:32:10,609 --> 00:32:12,319
Yeah, I don't think
anyone ordered a pizza here.
599
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,447
Mind if I take a look?
600
00:32:15,994 --> 00:32:18,456
Oh! Here we go. You got
the wrong room, brother.
601
00:32:18,457 --> 00:32:20,628
We're 26. You're lookin' for 29.
602
00:32:20,629 --> 00:32:22,340
- Wh... Uh...
- Oh. Yeah.
603
00:32:23,217 --> 00:32:25,137
Let's do shots!
604
00:32:25,931 --> 00:32:28,812
- Pizza's here!
- Tough! Finally!
605
00:32:32,068 --> 00:32:35,282
Yeah, you can, uh, just...
The money's on the counter there.
606
00:32:38,540 --> 00:32:42,462
Is there another pile of
change representing the tip?
607
00:32:42,463 --> 00:32:45,260
There will be no money.
But when you die...
608
00:32:45,261 --> 00:32:48,642
You will achieve total enlightenment.
Yeah, I saw the movie.
609
00:32:48,643 --> 00:32:50,771
Yeah, Bible for douchebags.
610
00:32:50,772 --> 00:32:52,900
W-Warth vs. Seldin?
611
00:32:52,901 --> 00:32:54,696
Warth vs. Seldin.
612
00:32:54,697 --> 00:32:56,826
Stick to contract law, bro.
613
00:32:57,828 --> 00:33:00,040
Oh... Daddy likey.
614
00:33:01,794 --> 00:33:05,049
- Yo, hand me my shoes.
- Where ya goin'?
615
00:33:05,050 --> 00:33:06,636
The office.
616
00:33:06,637 --> 00:33:08,515
I need somethin' to snack on.
617
00:33:08,516 --> 00:33:11,688
No. Dude, that's what the
confirmation from your motel said.
618
00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:13,609
We forfeit one night's
rent. We'll show you.
619
00:33:13,610 --> 00:33:15,361
I wrote the thing.
That's not what it says.
620
00:33:15,362 --> 00:33:17,282
You'll fill the room anyway, man.
621
00:33:17,283 --> 00:33:19,662
Can't you just, you
know, let this slide?
622
00:33:19,663 --> 00:33:21,541
He already let it slide.
623
00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:23,127
Maddy, I got this.
624
00:33:23,128 --> 00:33:25,128
Why don't you go to your
car and get your homework.
625
00:33:25,759 --> 00:33:28,931
Hi. Sorry. I know you're
all in the middle of a thing,
626
00:33:28,932 --> 00:33:30,977
but really quick: the internet is down.
627
00:33:32,981 --> 00:33:36,195
Uh, he's... he's right,
Dad. The internet is down.
628
00:33:42,416 --> 00:33:44,838
Homework? Now.
629
00:33:46,174 --> 00:33:50,808
- Jillian to the rescue.
- Thank you.
630
00:33:53,313 --> 00:33:54,774
Finally.
631
00:33:54,775 --> 00:33:56,945
Don't even start.
632
00:33:56,946 --> 00:33:58,907
Anchovy, right?
633
00:33:58,908 --> 00:34:00,745
Har-dee-har.
634
00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:03,959
Ooh! Yes.
635
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,672
Don't eat it all.
636
00:34:09,847 --> 00:34:12,499
- Spring break?
- Spring break.
637
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:18,265
_
638
00:34:18,656 --> 00:34:21,619
I told you. His family hates me.
639
00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:23,915
They hired a detective
to investigate my family.
640
00:34:23,916 --> 00:34:25,460
No. They're gonna meet you,
641
00:34:25,461 --> 00:34:27,380
and they're gonna love
the shit out of you.
642
00:34:27,381 --> 00:34:29,844
Fifty grand to walk
away, and you said no?
643
00:34:29,845 --> 00:34:31,974
That's a baller move.
644
00:34:33,853 --> 00:34:35,606
- Hey.
- Hey.
645
00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:37,568
I'm Jimmy. Jimmy Hatfield.
646
00:34:37,569 --> 00:34:39,112
- What's your name?
- Jillian.
647
00:34:39,113 --> 00:34:41,785
Oh, Jillian. That's cool.
648
00:34:41,786 --> 00:34:44,916
You wanna come to an impromptu
party later in room 16?
649
00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:46,586
- I may swing by.
- All right, cool.
650
00:34:46,587 --> 00:34:48,632
- I'll put you on the list.
- Nice shiner.
651
00:34:48,633 --> 00:34:50,135
You should see the other guy.
652
00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:55,186
Spring break, bitches!
653
00:34:55,187 --> 00:34:57,900
- Good luck.
- Onward through the fog.
654
00:34:59,530 --> 00:35:01,448
Gimme food!
655
00:35:01,449 --> 00:35:03,327
Hey!
656
00:35:03,328 --> 00:35:05,207
Stop it!
657
00:35:28,713 --> 00:35:31,926
Jesus. Where there any fatalities?
658
00:35:31,927 --> 00:35:34,849
They're saying four dead. I
can't believe there's not more.
659
00:35:34,850 --> 00:35:36,812
That place is mobbed this time of year.
660
00:35:38,148 --> 00:35:39,525
The motel owner died.
661
00:35:39,526 --> 00:35:42,656
Plus a Mexican national
going to school at Cal Tech,
662
00:35:42,657 --> 00:35:45,036
a law school student,
663
00:35:45,037 --> 00:35:47,584
and the fiancée of Alex Maloof.
664
00:35:48,418 --> 00:35:51,591
Younger brother of
Congressman Daniel Maloof.
665
00:35:51,592 --> 00:35:53,386
Any speculation on the motive?
666
00:35:54,305 --> 00:35:56,183
You know what, Dad? I gotta go.
667
00:35:56,184 --> 00:35:58,312
Uh, the host is tapping his watch at me.
668
00:35:58,313 --> 00:36:00,442
- Love you.
- Love you too. Bye.
669
00:36:01,695 --> 00:36:03,447
We could bring the
first course out here.
670
00:36:03,448 --> 00:36:06,036
You're doing courses now? Fancy.
671
00:36:06,037 --> 00:36:08,082
Oh, yeah. Salad, the whole shebang.
672
00:36:11,424 --> 00:36:13,511
Oh-niner scum.
673
00:36:13,970 --> 00:36:15,806
- You told Logan, no?
- Zip it.
674
00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:18,520
And boom!
675
00:36:18,521 --> 00:36:21,526
And-a-boom! And-a-bomb!
676
00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:22,946
Aw, hell, no.
677
00:36:24,741 --> 00:36:26,077
And-a-boom.
678
00:36:27,496 --> 00:36:29,667
Hey, sweetie, you ever
seen one of these before?
679
00:36:29,668 --> 00:36:31,461
It's called, uh...
680
00:36:31,462 --> 00:36:32,923
What do you call it?
681
00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:34,426
I call it Noah.
682
00:36:34,427 --> 00:36:35,762
- No.
- No?
683
00:36:35,763 --> 00:36:37,348
No, you called it somethin' else.
684
00:36:37,349 --> 00:36:39,311
- The baby?
- That's it.
685
00:36:39,312 --> 00:36:41,398
- It's a baby, Veronica.
- Mmm.
686
00:36:41,399 --> 00:36:44,279
- It's what everyone's goin' on about.
- It's adorable, Wallace.
687
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,866
Where do you put your little Noah Fennel
688
00:36:45,867 --> 00:36:47,870
when you're done playing
with it? In the garage, or...
689
00:36:47,871 --> 00:36:49,624
I put him in his room.
690
00:36:49,625 --> 00:36:52,240
You know, the place with all
the toys and little outfits
691
00:36:52,241 --> 00:36:53,732
Auntie Veronica bought him.
692
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,969
I bought him one ironic track suit.
693
00:36:55,970 --> 00:36:58,098
Which he does not seem
to be wearing, by the way.
694
00:36:58,099 --> 00:37:00,227
One, my ass.
695
00:37:00,228 --> 00:37:03,150
So now I'm in the middle
of writing a deposition,
696
00:37:03,151 --> 00:37:05,321
and Wallace's mom calls again.
697
00:37:05,322 --> 00:37:06,658
She called you again?
698
00:37:06,659 --> 00:37:09,830
She calls me again to say
there's no salmon in the house.
699
00:37:09,831 --> 00:37:11,876
That is not what she said.
700
00:37:11,877 --> 00:37:13,588
That is exactly what she said.
701
00:37:13,589 --> 00:37:16,093
She said she was worried that
Noah wasn't getting enough omegas.
702
00:37:16,094 --> 00:37:18,013
From salmon.
703
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,107
What crazy case are you
workin' on these days, Veronica?
704
00:37:29,286 --> 00:37:33,210
Sorry, I'm a little distracted because
of the B-O-M-B-I-N-G.
705
00:37:33,211 --> 00:37:35,799
We put the baby to
bed about an hour ago, V.
706
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,803
You don't have to spell anymore.
707
00:37:39,056 --> 00:37:41,184
This was really good. Thank you, Shae.
708
00:37:41,185 --> 00:37:45,026
Feel like we should probably
get going though, right?
709
00:37:45,027 --> 00:37:48,616
This guy's pretty tired because
he just flew in yesterday from...
710
00:37:48,617 --> 00:37:51,706
Where did you say it was
again, honey? Bikini Atoll?
711
00:37:51,707 --> 00:37:54,503
Kamchatka? Isle of Lesbos...
712
00:37:55,590 --> 00:37:57,676
The North Po...
Damnit, I've said too much.
713
00:37:57,677 --> 00:37:59,095
See?
714
00:37:59,096 --> 00:38:01,726
- Sleep deprivation makes you easy.
- No, I'm still going strong.
715
00:38:01,727 --> 00:38:04,355
Did someone say Cards Against Humanity?
716
00:38:04,356 --> 00:38:06,235
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh...
717
00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:15,921
Ah, Dr. Jones. Good evening.
718
00:38:15,922 --> 00:38:17,675
There she is. Whoa.
719
00:38:19,095 --> 00:38:22,058
Whoa. Whoever did this to
you better have deep pockets.
720
00:38:22,059 --> 00:38:25,107
Don't lose this. Ahh...
721
00:38:26,527 --> 00:38:27,528
Garcy, how ya doin'.
722
00:38:27,529 --> 00:38:28,697
- Ya hangin' in there?
- Hey.
723
00:38:30,325 --> 00:38:31,703
Ee-yikes.
724
00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:35,418
Uh-oh. Ooh.
725
00:38:39,218 --> 00:38:41,556
Lovely.
726
00:38:41,557 --> 00:38:44,310
Two words: "Butterscotch ganache".
727
00:38:53,413 --> 00:38:56,459
Listen, I'm fine, really.
728
00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:58,005
Well, they gave me Vicodin.
729
00:38:58,006 --> 00:39:00,886
Yeah, and I'm assuming
they shaved my back, which,
730
00:39:00,887 --> 00:39:02,598
you know, that'll be nice,
what with summer coming up.
731
00:39:02,599 --> 00:39:06,229
Ahem. Cliff McCormack,
Esquire, for any legal needs.
732
00:39:06,230 --> 00:39:07,608
I'm on the phone.
733
00:39:07,609 --> 00:39:09,946
On the phone. Leave that
right there. Thank you.
734
00:39:10,990 --> 00:39:15,040
Yeah. Yeah... no, I'll... I'll
be back at work before you know it.
735
00:39:16,042 --> 00:39:18,045
Yeah! That's...
736
00:39:18,046 --> 00:39:20,090
Yes, peak season.
737
00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:21,677
Uh-huh.
738
00:39:21,678 --> 00:39:22,930
Vanessa.
739
00:39:22,931 --> 00:39:25,226
Enough with the keto diet. Please.
740
00:39:25,227 --> 00:39:27,146
Real women have curves.
741
00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:30,820
I can't have you in here
talking her ear off. She needs rest.
742
00:39:30,821 --> 00:39:33,910
Do you have any idea how many
women fall asleep when I talk?
743
00:39:33,911 --> 00:39:36,248
Cliff McCormack. I'm here to help.
744
00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:38,711
Now, I know this may
seem strange to you,
745
00:39:38,712 --> 00:39:41,342
but I have been practicing
law for over 20 years...
746
00:39:42,302 --> 00:39:45,015
Now, one of your
brother's friends told us
747
00:39:45,016 --> 00:39:47,896
that your family owns a home
here in Neptune, is that right?
748
00:39:47,897 --> 00:39:50,652
- Yes.
- Okay. And that at the last minute
749
00:39:50,653 --> 00:39:53,490
you told Alex and his friends
that they couldn't stay there.
750
00:39:53,491 --> 00:39:55,244
I'm sorry, how is that important?
751
00:39:55,245 --> 00:39:57,290
Well, if whoever placed this bomb
752
00:39:57,291 --> 00:39:59,753
didn't know that Alex and
his friends would be there,
753
00:39:59,754 --> 00:40:01,716
it could narrow our field of suspects.
754
00:40:01,717 --> 00:40:03,761
There was a miscommunication with Alex.
755
00:40:03,762 --> 00:40:05,557
We're in the middle of
a remodeling project.
756
00:40:05,558 --> 00:40:10,567
Ah. Politics seems
like a pretty ugly business.
757
00:40:10,568 --> 00:40:12,320
You make many enemies along the way?
758
00:40:12,321 --> 00:40:14,700
- None that would stoop to thi...
- We would like to speak
759
00:40:14,701 --> 00:40:16,494
to the person in charge.
Are you in charge?
760
00:40:16,495 --> 00:40:18,498
- Oh. No.
- Mother, please.
761
00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:22,006
Ma'am, I'm in charge.
I'm the chief of police.
762
00:40:22,007 --> 00:40:25,387
And if you'd like to get
higher than me in Neptune,
763
00:40:25,388 --> 00:40:27,141
you're gonna need a ladder to heaven.
764
00:40:27,142 --> 00:40:28,728
When my son wakes
up, he's going to learn
765
00:40:28,729 --> 00:40:30,732
that he has lost a hand,
766
00:40:30,733 --> 00:40:33,821
and that the sport he loves,
he can no longer play.
767
00:40:33,822 --> 00:40:35,825
There is that.
768
00:40:35,826 --> 00:40:38,122
Plus, his fiancée is dead.
769
00:40:38,707 --> 00:40:40,250
Yes.
770
00:40:40,251 --> 00:40:42,254
That too. Of course.
771
00:40:43,634 --> 00:40:46,137
Think I'll let you spend
some time with your family.
772
00:40:46,138 --> 00:40:49,007
And we will come back once
you've had a chance to settle in.
773
00:40:49,008 --> 00:40:51,106
- Thank you, Congressman.
- Thank you.
774
00:40:51,107 --> 00:40:52,777
Let's go.
775
00:40:53,779 --> 00:40:56,534
Chief Langdon. Lieutenant
Sargent. What are the odds?
776
00:40:56,535 --> 00:40:58,830
Ambulance chaser.
777
00:41:02,023 --> 00:41:06,623
_
778
00:41:08,258 --> 00:41:11,180
Look, whenever I don't know what
to do next, I opt for suing someone.
779
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:14,277
Congressman.
780
00:41:14,278 --> 00:41:17,158
Cliff McCormack. You shouldn't
be paying for any of this.
781
00:41:17,159 --> 00:41:20,497
- We're not worried about money.
- Good to know.
782
00:41:20,498 --> 00:41:23,253
- You're a lawyer.
- Indeed I am.
783
00:41:23,254 --> 00:41:26,050
We need to find out
who did this to my brother.
784
00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:29,933
Your chief of police doesn't
inspire much confidence, so...
785
00:41:29,934 --> 00:41:31,521
do you know anyone who can help?
786
00:41:32,982 --> 00:41:34,694
As a matter of fact...
787
00:41:38,577 --> 00:41:40,705
That's all I want, Mr. Mars.
788
00:41:40,706 --> 00:41:44,338
Find out who planted that bomb.
Bring me that information.
789
00:41:45,256 --> 00:41:47,678
I did some checking.
You're well respected here.
790
00:41:48,387 --> 00:41:49,806
By some.
791
00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:52,938
You realize we won't have access
to the same forensic evidence
792
00:41:52,939 --> 00:41:54,483
as the police department.
793
00:41:55,528 --> 00:41:58,031
But th-they won't share that with us.
794
00:41:58,032 --> 00:42:01,914
Maybe they'll solve it.
Although I have my doubts.
795
00:42:01,915 --> 00:42:04,210
This is a problem for
my family, Mr. Mars.
796
00:42:04,211 --> 00:42:06,297
We're choosing to throw money at it.
797
00:42:06,298 --> 00:42:08,468
Are you interested?
798
00:42:08,469 --> 00:42:09,847
Of course.
799
00:42:11,685 --> 00:42:14,188
Is there a reason to suspect
that your brother was the target?
800
00:42:14,189 --> 00:42:16,067
- Only in the broadest sense.
- Excuse me.
801
00:42:16,068 --> 00:42:17,404
I would like some tea.
802
00:42:17,405 --> 00:42:18,792
_
803
00:42:18,793 --> 00:42:21,866
- Mrs. Maloof, my daughter is...
- Is happy to get you some tea.
804
00:42:22,163 --> 00:42:24,084
I hope English Breakfast is your thing.
805
00:42:29,390 --> 00:42:33,644
But as far a specific reason someone
might want your son harmed... ?
806
00:42:33,645 --> 00:42:36,817
We're wealthy. I'm an
Arab-American congressman.
807
00:42:36,818 --> 00:42:39,447
And, uh, I suppose there's
the matter of your rate.
808
00:42:39,448 --> 00:42:42,162
It's 300 an hour and 5,000 retainer!
809
00:42:44,626 --> 00:42:46,401
She does the books.
810
00:42:46,402 --> 00:42:48,402
_
811
00:42:49,176 --> 00:42:52,199
_
812
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,200
_
813
00:42:55,091 --> 00:42:56,291
_
814
00:42:58,064 --> 00:43:00,864
_
815
00:43:01,583 --> 00:43:03,606
_
816
00:43:03,607 --> 00:43:05,607
_
817
00:43:06,919 --> 00:43:08,919
_
818
00:43:10,060 --> 00:43:12,483
_
819
00:43:12,484 --> 00:43:14,484
_
820
00:43:15,601 --> 00:43:17,601
_
821
00:43:18,186 --> 00:43:20,209
_
822
00:43:20,210 --> 00:43:21,610
_
823
00:43:22,290 --> 00:43:24,990
_
824
00:43:25,626 --> 00:43:28,026
_
825
00:43:28,472 --> 00:43:31,572
_
826
00:43:32,304 --> 00:43:33,379
Ahh.
827
00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:37,427
_
828
00:43:37,428 --> 00:43:39,951
_
829
00:43:39,952 --> 00:43:41,975
_
830
00:43:41,976 --> 00:43:44,000
_
831
00:43:44,001 --> 00:43:45,003
Esta bien.
832
00:43:53,027 --> 00:43:54,550
_
833
00:43:54,551 --> 00:43:56,574
_
834
00:43:56,575 --> 00:43:59,575
_
835
00:44:00,832 --> 00:44:01,904
Hmm?
836
00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:05,416
_
837
00:44:06,252 --> 00:44:11,152
_
838
00:44:15,841 --> 00:44:18,341
_
839
00:44:26,191 --> 00:44:27,391
_
840
00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:30,963
Yeah!
841
00:44:31,744 --> 00:44:33,767
_
842
00:44:33,768 --> 00:44:35,991
_
843
00:44:35,992 --> 00:44:37,934
_
844
00:44:37,935 --> 00:44:39,210
Whoa-whoa! Bup-bup.
845
00:44:39,211 --> 00:44:40,634
_
846
00:44:40,635 --> 00:44:42,442
_
847
00:45:10,039 --> 00:45:11,239
_
848
00:45:12,036 --> 00:45:13,159
_
849
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:15,260
_
850
00:45:19,284 --> 00:45:21,284
_
851
00:45:22,096 --> 00:45:24,119
_
852
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,420
_
853
00:45:27,155 --> 00:45:29,155
_
854
00:45:30,116 --> 00:45:32,116
_
855
00:45:33,811 --> 00:45:35,011
_
856
00:45:35,824 --> 00:45:37,824
_
857
00:45:38,434 --> 00:45:41,458
_
858
00:45:41,459 --> 00:45:42,559
_
859
00:45:44,073 --> 00:45:46,822
_
860
00:45:46,823 --> 00:45:48,075
Sí, señor.
861
00:45:56,049 --> 00:45:57,468
End of an era.
862
00:45:58,763 --> 00:46:01,852
I've photographed some
enthusiastic acts of adultery here.
863
00:46:01,853 --> 00:46:05,568
How's Logan takin' the
rejected marriage proposal?
864
00:46:05,569 --> 00:46:07,573
Magnanimously.
865
00:46:08,365 --> 00:46:10,829
Seems unfazed. Undaunted.
866
00:46:11,622 --> 00:46:14,754
He's behaving like an
emotionally mature adult.
867
00:46:16,381 --> 00:46:18,176
I caught him playing with a baby.
868
00:46:20,766 --> 00:46:22,895
You dump that clown.
869
00:46:23,980 --> 00:46:26,736
Look at all these reporters.
870
00:46:27,738 --> 00:46:30,367
Congressman's brother.
Press is gonna be all over this.
871
00:46:31,747 --> 00:46:32,790
Who's he?
872
00:46:32,791 --> 00:46:34,876
See all that? Just...
873
00:46:34,877 --> 00:46:36,420
Pizza guy.
874
00:46:36,421 --> 00:46:38,592
He just left the office
when the bomb went off,
875
00:46:38,593 --> 00:46:40,053
took some shrapnel in his back.
876
00:46:40,054 --> 00:46:41,641
He's been all over the news.
877
00:46:46,901 --> 00:46:48,696
And that?
878
00:46:51,409 --> 00:46:52,662
Dunno.
879
00:46:52,663 --> 00:46:53,748
Let me find out.
880
00:46:57,380 --> 00:46:59,133
The Sea Sprite bombing.
881
00:46:59,134 --> 00:47:02,098
I like to think I would have walked
away if we didn't need the money.
882
00:47:03,893 --> 00:47:07,150
Knowing what I know now... I wish I had.
883
00:47:11,283 --> 00:47:13,287
But there was a girl...
884
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:16,919
and I started to care about the girl.
885
00:47:18,088 --> 00:47:20,426
And if you know anything
about what I do...
886
00:47:23,265 --> 00:47:24,602
... that's never good.
887
00:47:33,891 --> 00:47:36,391
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