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Got Lamaze class again today.
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It's going to be la-mazing.
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La-mazing?
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I'm guessing you still haven't
managed to make any friends?
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No.
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I can never connect with
people in a classroom setting.
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Alright, I'll be your birth
partner, I'll help you be cool.
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The other parents won't even
notice that you're a nerd.
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Really?
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You'll help me be cool!?
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Wait, I'm not a nerd.
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Total nerd.
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I would've had you for
breakfast in high school.
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Irene was one of those tough,
smoking-cigarettes-by-the-door
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kind of girls.
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I preferred to hang out
in the teacher's lounge.
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They called me "Brown Roser".
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Because of my brown shoes.
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You sat at the loser table at lunch, right?
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No.
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They wouldn't let me.
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Who cares if you were a high school loser
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who showed up to the prom without a date.
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Shows you.
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I didn't even go to prom!
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Oh. Okay well look it's
really easy to be popular.
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All you have to do is drink.
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It's a prenatal class, Harry.
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Okay, smoke-
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Prenatal class.
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Or be really funny.
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I'm funny!
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Okay, okay.
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Wait, you have to know
chemistry to get this one.
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I used to give, give, give.
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I gave to these two ladies.
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That's my boy.
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Oh, and I'm also their donor.
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That's kind of my daughter, huh huh huh.
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And she's a little bit
pregnant with my baby too.
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I'm Harry, but the kids, they call me dad.
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Sync & corrections by No1
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I can't believe you work at a flower shop.
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You don't just sell like cactus
or, Venus Flytraps, right?
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What's your flower budget for the dance?
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Two hundred bucks.
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Oh. Two hundred will
get you my compost pile.
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What's your theme?
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Living in a Dream World?
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Oh, here's Ms. McDougal.
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She's the teacher in
charge of this year's dance.
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We should talk to her.
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Ms. McDougal.
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I was just going over
the flowers with Mich-
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Mish-Scellaneous questions
about what to get.
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Flower-wise.
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So we can discuss with the florist.
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I'd love to hear the florist's thoughts.
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I'm very curious too.
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So how about carnations?
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OK, look, Nancy, Ms. McDougal, and I
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"knew each other" a while
ago and it did not end well.
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Oh. Ms. McDougal's a-
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Crazy bitch?
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Yes she is.
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So maybe it's best if you
don't tell her that you know me,
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or that I still live in this city.
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Cool?
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Alright, let's do a little
social overview here.
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You've got your preps, skanks,
stoners, dorks, and jocks.
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Watch out for them.
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They shoulder-check the
losers when they walk by.
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Not jocks...
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Gay guys with their surrogate mother.
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They could still be jocks.
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Don't be homophobic.
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Alright.
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This is going to be my social Renaissance.
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Okay.
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No big
science words like Renaissance.
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Dumb is cool.
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Now, let's find a place to sit.
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Ooh, I'll sit by the teacher
and get her to like me!
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Baaamp!
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Wrong.
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Sit
next to the head cheerleader.
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Who's right...
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There.
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See, she just tossed glares to
the frumpy dork with glasses.
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Classic head cheerleader.
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Welcome to the Pre-Natal class.
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Could everybody please take their seats?
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Sit next to her.
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Laugh when she laughs, mock who she mocks.
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If you can't be cool for
real, be cool by association.
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It's working!
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Be funny.
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Okay today we're going
to talk about pain relief.
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Anyone know a good relaxation technique?
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Masturbation!
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You with me, everybody?
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It's a tough crowd.
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They'll loosen up.
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Hmmmm...
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Ugh, It's going to be so lame...
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Yeah, of course I'm going.
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Are you eavesdropping on our daughter?
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Without me?
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Okay, last week she bought a push-up bra.
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Without me.
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Push-up bra?
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For working out?
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I'm losing out on all of
our mother-daughter moments.
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It pushes them up?
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Jonathan, we are losing our little girl.
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In three years, she's
going to be at college.
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She's not a very good student,
maybe they'll hold her back?
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Shhh!
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I'm spying to try and figure out
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how to get her to trust me more.
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Oh hi honey, we were just
in our own little world.
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What's going on?
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Stop snooping on me.
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You're not good at it.
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Okay, so the big formal dance is coming up!
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It's so exciting.
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We can rent a limo, I get your hair done-
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And mommy can buy you a new dress?
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It'll be sick.
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I'll just wear something I already have.
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It's not a big deal.
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She has no idea how important
this dance is to her.
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If it makes you feel any better,
I'm losing out on a lot of
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parenting things too.
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To Harry.
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He took her to one picnic.
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A father and daughter picnic.
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Granted, I hate picnics.
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Ants.
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But it's the principle.
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Look, if you love something, set it free.
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If it comes back, it's yours.
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We can't set her free.
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She hates us.
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Okay fine.
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I won't get involved.
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Yes.
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I'm not breast-feeding.
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I couldn't do that to my body.
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What type of formula should I use?
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Okay seriously, you've got to breast-feed.
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Everyone knows that.
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I thought that morning sickness
was a first trimester thing,
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but I still get sick every morning.
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I think somebody should
be laying off the booze.
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You with me, stoners?
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Shhhh.
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I'm just warming up.
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I got this.
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New friends, here we come.
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No, no, no. No questions.
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For my morning sickness,
I tried fennel tea.
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That's a great idea.
Thanks, Rose.
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Well, it looks like our
session has come to full term.
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Really? For that?
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Can it with the helpful tips.
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Keep it up, they're going to put
a "kick me" sign on your back.
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Oh, uh, play it cool.
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Oh my god like, totes.
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That band sucks.
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Thank you for the fennel tea idea.
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Fennel tea is a real thing?
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You know I actually carry a
few extra bags in my purse,
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you know, just in case of emergencies.
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Did... you...?
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Thank you!
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Oh, you're welcome.
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Um, hey guys.
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I got one.
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Knock, knock.
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Oh, I am so so sorry!
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You just shoulder-checked me.
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No one in the class likes me.
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You're just so special,
that people don't get you.
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But that'll change as you get older.
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Thanks.
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Wait.
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That's what I said to you last week.
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It's true, right?
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Yeah.
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It's true.
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I just don't understand
why you're so reluctant
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to talk to me about your ex-girlfriends.
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What happened with Nancy?
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Please tell me it was a cat-fight.
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What's a cat fight?
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Imagine your two favourite ice creams
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rolling around in a bowl together.
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Just for you.
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Okay, this is a private adult conversation.
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Alright.
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I'll give you the details later.
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What about this woman was so crazy?
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She smashed up my Subaru with a tire iron.
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Oh I once had an ex who smashed up my car
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when we got into our first fight!
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Good old Crazy Nancy.
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Crazy Nancy McDougal?
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Yeah.
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You dated Crazy Nancy, too?
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Well there must be a million.
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Crazy Nancy McDougal's out there.
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I hope so.
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Yeah.
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Double-jointed?
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Yeah it's totally her.
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Where's my little girl?
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You went and bought Ana
a gown for her formal!
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It's just like you to
think the worst of me.
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I had legitimate shopping
at... 'Gowns, Gowns, Gowns'?
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Really?
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What happened to.
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"We need to give her more space"?
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I never said 'we'.
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You're right.
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Time is precious.
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We're losing our little girl.
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What is that?
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Is that a dress?
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You said you weren't getting involved.
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I am just doing my duty as a mother.
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Leave some parenting for me.
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Men can't pick out dresses.
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Wrong!
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The saleslady said that every single
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dress I looked at was a wonderful choice!
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I have a gift.
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Hi honey!
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Look what Mommy got you for your formal.
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I'd look like a sparkly ho-bag.
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You think I'm a slut, Mom?
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The dress we bought is killer.
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You let Harry buy you a dress?
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Of course not.
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I used your credit card.
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I bought a shirt!
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Thank you for the shirt you bought me.
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It's gonna make me really popular in class.
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Hey we got the same dress.
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Chiffon?
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Good taste, my man.
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Yeah.
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It's wrinkle-free.
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Absolutely, I mean is
there any other way to go?
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You actually thought this would fit me?
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At least I got the right size.
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A mother knows these things.
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You two think I'm a
big-boned sparkle slut?
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Thanks.
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You are not a better mother than I am.
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Well...
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I can't believe you get to pin the corsage.
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That is a total dad thing.
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Okay fine.
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Then I get the nail
salon before the formal.
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But I'll miss all the glamour.
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The gossip.
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Oh, Jonathan...
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00:08:27,002 --> 00:08:27,902
Fine.
272
00:08:27,903 --> 00:08:28,269
But I get to pick up her date.
273
00:08:28,270 --> 00:08:29,203
Fine.
274
00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:30,204
I don't even have a date!
275
00:08:30,205 --> 00:08:31,473
Oh, no!
276
00:08:31,474 --> 00:08:32,507
Really?
277
00:08:32,508 --> 00:08:33,508
No one gets prom dates anymore.
278
00:08:33,509 --> 00:08:34,476
Except ironically.
279
00:08:34,477 --> 00:08:36,143
Which is so played out.
280
00:08:36,144 --> 00:08:37,378
I could be your date!
281
00:08:37,379 --> 00:08:38,279
Oh, God.
282
00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:38,880
Oh, lord.
283
00:08:38,881 --> 00:08:39,681
Oh, chaperones!
284
00:08:39,682 --> 00:08:40,747
We could supervise.
285
00:08:40,748 --> 00:08:42,749
What's a dance without chaperones?
286
00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:43,917
A good dance.
287
00:08:43,918 --> 00:08:45,151
I would rather be torn apart by wolves
288
00:08:45,152 --> 00:08:46,687
than have you two come to the formal.
289
00:08:50,558 --> 00:08:51,859
I think that was a Twilight reference.
290
00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:52,459
Ugh!
291
00:08:52,460 --> 00:08:55,629
She's so dramatic!
292
00:08:55,630 --> 00:08:56,864
I could be a chaperone.
293
00:08:56,865 --> 00:08:59,232
I have a hundred and sixty
degree rotation in my neck.
294
00:09:05,639 --> 00:09:06,772
Not good enough.
295
00:09:06,773 --> 00:09:08,408
You have two eyes, but every teenage boy
296
00:09:08,409 --> 00:09:10,843
at that dance is gonna
have like eight arms.
297
00:09:10,844 --> 00:09:12,145
Nine, if you count...
298
00:09:12,146 --> 00:09:12,879
Harry, please.
299
00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,146
Just saying.
300
00:09:14,147 --> 00:09:15,247
You're going to need an army of chaperones
301
00:09:15,248 --> 00:09:16,982
to handle what goes on at a dance.
302
00:09:16,983 --> 00:09:19,718
From spiking the punch-bowl,
to the mattress room
303
00:09:19,719 --> 00:09:21,220
in the basement.
304
00:09:21,221 --> 00:09:22,087
Mattresses in the basement?
305
00:09:22,088 --> 00:09:23,188
Oh no.
306
00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:25,491
Bed bugs are a serious issue.
307
00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,460
Oh!
308
00:09:28,461 --> 00:09:29,860
Oh, no!
309
00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:36,800
Sooo, Michelle, when
exactly did you date Nancy?
310
00:09:36,801 --> 00:09:38,602
You know I was thinking
the same thing about you.
311
00:09:38,603 --> 00:09:39,803
Yeah.
312
00:09:39,804 --> 00:09:40,905
I mean one of us made Nancy straight.
313
00:09:40,906 --> 00:09:41,972
Or made her gay.
314
00:09:41,973 --> 00:09:43,074
I definitely straightened her out.
315
00:09:43,075 --> 00:09:44,242
No way.
316
00:09:44,243 --> 00:09:45,742
She must have been straight,
and then I gave her a gay over.
317
00:09:45,743 --> 00:09:46,709
Hey.
318
00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:47,411
We need to know who turned her.
319
00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:48,878
Turned her?
320
00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,313
People don't get turned.
321
00:09:50,314 --> 00:09:51,848
That is such an ignorant
straight male thing to say.
322
00:09:51,849 --> 00:09:53,183
Ya but maybe she was on the fence.
323
00:09:53,184 --> 00:09:55,485
And one of us helped
her off with his penis.
324
00:09:55,486 --> 00:09:58,488
No, Harry you can't turn
someone gay or straight.
325
00:09:58,489 --> 00:09:59,556
It's just the way they were born.
326
00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:01,623
Right, Mish?
327
00:10:01,624 --> 00:10:04,293
You don't think someone can be turned!
328
00:10:04,294 --> 00:10:06,495
Ohhh you think that you turned me?
329
00:10:07,797 --> 00:10:09,532
I was your first, right?
330
00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:12,134
So maybe you were just
on the fence a little.
331
00:10:12,135 --> 00:10:14,036
Like a small fence.
332
00:10:14,037 --> 00:10:17,539
Right, you just flipped a
switch and turned me gay!
333
00:10:19,775 --> 00:10:21,842
Strong move, Michelle!
334
00:10:21,843 --> 00:10:22,977
Come on, yes.
335
00:10:25,448 --> 00:10:28,383
That Lamaze class is full of stupid nerds.
336
00:10:28,384 --> 00:10:32,320
No, not nerds, just normal,
well-adjusted, professional adults.
337
00:10:32,321 --> 00:10:33,753
Old nerds.
338
00:10:33,754 --> 00:10:37,191
No, adults who have actually
done something with their lives.
339
00:10:37,192 --> 00:10:37,857
Unlike the two of you.
340
00:10:37,858 --> 00:10:39,093
I run my own bar.
341
00:10:39,094 --> 00:10:40,227
And I can get any guy I want.
342
00:10:40,228 --> 00:10:42,062
Sure, just not one that's disease free.
343
00:10:42,063 --> 00:10:43,763
I like feisty Rose.
344
00:10:43,764 --> 00:10:45,365
Maybe you peaked in high school.
345
00:10:45,366 --> 00:10:46,467
Me?
346
00:10:46,468 --> 00:10:47,568
No way.
347
00:10:47,569 --> 00:10:49,635
Look out, Feisty Rose.
348
00:10:49,636 --> 00:10:51,270
I'm going to win over that class.
349
00:10:51,271 --> 00:10:52,905
I'm going to show those lameoids
350
00:10:52,906 --> 00:10:55,374
I'm a likeable accomplished adult!
351
00:10:55,375 --> 00:10:56,342
How?
352
00:10:56,343 --> 00:11:00,713
By speaking in a British accent.
353
00:11:00,714 --> 00:11:02,148
I'm going to work on it.
354
00:11:06,285 --> 00:11:08,153
Soo I'm Zoey Krasnoff.
355
00:11:08,154 --> 00:11:09,854
You have a child enrolled here?
356
00:11:09,855 --> 00:11:12,290
No, but what are your
feelings on whether or not
357
00:11:12,291 --> 00:11:13,492
people can be "turned"?
358
00:11:13,493 --> 00:11:15,994
You know, straight to gay and vice-versa?
359
00:11:15,995 --> 00:11:18,263
Oh are you looking for the
guidance counselor's office?
360
00:11:18,264 --> 00:11:19,964
It's a ridiculous idea, right?
361
00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:21,265
People can't get "turned".
362
00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:22,166
Do I know you?
363
00:11:22,167 --> 00:11:23,334
We have a friend in common.
364
00:11:23,335 --> 00:11:24,168
My wife.
365
00:11:24,169 --> 00:11:25,536
Michelle Jones?
366
00:11:25,537 --> 00:11:27,204
Bitter Michelle Jones?
367
00:11:27,205 --> 00:11:28,305
Yeah.
368
00:11:28,306 --> 00:11:31,275
I need to prove to her that
you were born gay or straight.
369
00:11:31,276 --> 00:11:32,476
And not turned by her.
370
00:11:32,477 --> 00:11:33,477
Do you know you're married to a cheater?
371
00:11:33,478 --> 00:11:36,180
Well, she makes up words
in scrabble all the time.
372
00:11:36,181 --> 00:11:37,347
It's ridonkerous.
373
00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:40,250
She cheated on you?
374
00:11:40,251 --> 00:11:42,152
It was May, 2001.
375
00:11:42,153 --> 00:11:45,121
A day that will live in infamy.
376
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:47,089
Pearl Harbor the movie came out.
377
00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:49,392
And I found out Michelle
went to the premiere
378
00:11:49,393 --> 00:11:51,394
with someone else!
379
00:11:51,395 --> 00:11:54,530
And then me and her
Subaru had a little chat.
380
00:11:54,531 --> 00:11:55,597
Oh, the opening of Pearl Harbour,
381
00:11:55,598 --> 00:11:58,133
that was Michelle's and my first date.
382
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,401
IT WAS YOU!
383
00:11:59,402 --> 00:12:01,036
You're the one she cheated on me with?
384
00:12:01,037 --> 00:12:04,406
Did you just come here to
gloat about ruining my life?
385
00:12:04,407 --> 00:12:06,041
Ohhhh!
386
00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:07,042
Aaaaahhh!
387
00:12:08,511 --> 00:12:09,677
Crazy Nancy.
388
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:15,550
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
389
00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:17,185
Hee! Hee! Hee!
390
00:12:17,186 --> 00:12:18,919
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
391
00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,288
Hee! Hee! Hee!
392
00:12:20,289 --> 00:12:22,490
The breathing techniques are for the women.
393
00:12:22,491 --> 00:12:23,491
Then how come I'm the best at it?
394
00:12:25,259 --> 00:12:29,162
Does anyone have any
baby-related activity ideas?
395
00:12:29,163 --> 00:12:31,064
Easy on the over-zealous dad stuff.
396
00:12:31,065 --> 00:12:33,600
Someone's scared I'm going
to steal her popularity.
397
00:12:33,601 --> 00:12:36,303
Why don't you just give
someone else a chance to speak?
398
00:12:42,075 --> 00:12:44,142
Well, that's all the
time we have for today.
399
00:12:48,615 --> 00:12:49,515
We're going to go to a tea shop.
400
00:12:49,516 --> 00:12:50,482
Care to join us?
401
00:12:50,483 --> 00:12:51,083
Sure.
402
00:12:51,084 --> 00:12:51,883
You're not invited.
403
00:12:51,884 --> 00:12:54,620
- You okay.
- Yeah.
404
00:12:54,621 --> 00:12:55,821
To take the bus home?
405
00:12:55,822 --> 00:12:56,855
He doesn't have a car.
406
00:12:56,856 --> 00:12:59,557
Burn.
407
00:12:59,558 --> 00:13:00,625
Rose says that you're a bad mom
408
00:13:00,626 --> 00:13:02,460
for not breast-feeding your kid.
409
00:13:02,461 --> 00:13:04,294
Isn't she the worst?
410
00:13:04,295 --> 00:13:12,102
I didn't-it wasn't-... I didn't
say 'bad', I said 'backward'.
411
00:13:12,103 --> 00:13:13,069
Bye Rose...
412
00:13:14,171 --> 00:13:15,972
Guess we know who the back-stabber is now.
413
00:13:15,973 --> 00:13:21,310
Well I wouldn't call her a
back-stabber-Blimey, it's me.
414
00:13:21,311 --> 00:13:22,311
Yeah.
415
00:13:24,615 --> 00:13:26,415
Janet? Where's Ana?
416
00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:27,516
She left hours ago.
417
00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:32,488
She went to the sex formal alone?
418
00:13:32,489 --> 00:13:33,689
No she-
419
00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:34,490
Oh, God.
420
00:13:34,491 --> 00:13:35,790
Why are you wearing that?
421
00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:36,958
No reason.
422
00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:37,559
Maybe I'm a secret agent or something.
423
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,526
You don't know.
424
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,528
I was going to be her date.
425
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:41,529
Dear God.
426
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:42,530
She needs me.
427
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,233
Anastasia doesn't need me or you.
428
00:13:45,234 --> 00:13:46,768
I asked Harry to be her chaperone.
429
00:13:46,769 --> 00:13:47,769
Harry?
430
00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:48,303
Bad idea.
431
00:13:48,304 --> 00:13:49,170
Bad. Bad.
432
00:13:49,171 --> 00:13:51,605
Ana will not tolerate
having us watch over her,
433
00:13:51,606 --> 00:13:52,939
and Harry understands the teenage mind.
434
00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:54,508
Cause he still has one.
435
00:13:54,509 --> 00:13:55,709
We're talking about Harry, right?
436
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,378
The guy that jay walks?
437
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,178
At night?
438
00:13:58,179 --> 00:13:59,880
It'll be fine.
439
00:14:01,650 --> 00:14:03,250
It's Harry.
440
00:14:03,251 --> 00:14:05,085
It's nothing.
441
00:14:05,086 --> 00:14:07,120
Oh, Ana is in trouble.
442
00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:08,888
Big big trouble.
443
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:12,065
Just-just-go.
444
00:14:17,142 --> 00:14:17,875
Our daughter.
445
00:14:17,876 --> 00:14:19,277
Spiking the punch.
446
00:14:19,278 --> 00:14:20,778
This never would have
happened if I was her date.
447
00:14:20,779 --> 00:14:22,113
I'm an idiot.
448
00:14:22,114 --> 00:14:23,914
I allowed a booze hound
with a reckless personality
449
00:14:23,915 --> 00:14:24,882
into her life-
450
00:14:24,883 --> 00:14:27,051
I had two appletinis and blacked out.
451
00:14:27,052 --> 00:14:27,818
Once.
452
00:14:27,819 --> 00:14:28,719
Ten years ago.
453
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:32,055
- You think you could forgive me.
- You meant Harry.
454
00:14:32,056 --> 00:14:33,490
Could we just find her?
455
00:14:33,491 --> 00:14:35,292
I got this.
456
00:14:43,868 --> 00:14:44,601
Harry!
457
00:14:44,602 --> 00:14:45,334
There you are.
458
00:14:45,335 --> 00:14:46,236
Shhh!
459
00:14:46,237 --> 00:14:48,772
Don't use my name.
460
00:14:48,773 --> 00:14:49,806
What, is there going to be a magic show?
461
00:14:49,807 --> 00:14:50,706
Would you help us find.
462
00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:51,875
Anastasia's teacher please.
463
00:14:51,876 --> 00:14:53,376
Sorry, you guys are on your own.
464
00:14:53,377 --> 00:14:54,577
I don't want to risk running into her.
465
00:14:54,578 --> 00:14:55,544
I didn't know she'd be here.
466
00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:56,579
Who?
467
00:14:56,580 --> 00:14:57,480
Crazy Nancy McDougal.
468
00:14:57,481 --> 00:14:58,414
Ana's gym teacher?
469
00:14:58,415 --> 00:14:59,615
You know you shouldn't use
470
00:14:59,616 --> 00:15:00,549
such a disrespectful nickname for her.
471
00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:02,684
Why, is she close by?!
472
00:15:06,389 --> 00:15:07,289
We should not be here.
473
00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:08,590
Anastasia called you because
474
00:15:08,591 --> 00:15:10,558
she thought you could
help with Nancy McDougal.
475
00:15:10,559 --> 00:15:11,994
Why would she think that I can help?
476
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:12,895
Crazy Nancy hates me.
477
00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:14,496
And anything I drive.
478
00:15:14,497 --> 00:15:16,898
Well because Anastasia thinks
that gay women have a bond.
479
00:15:16,899 --> 00:15:18,299
Even with their exes.
480
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,434
Anastasia thinks Nancy is still gay!
481
00:15:20,435 --> 00:15:21,702
Yes!
482
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:22,670
I win.
483
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:23,871
Harry didn't make her straight!
484
00:15:23,872 --> 00:15:24,939
Where is he?
485
00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:27,275
I can't wait to rub the
good news in his face.
486
00:15:27,276 --> 00:15:28,242
People don't turn gay, or straight!
487
00:15:28,243 --> 00:15:29,243
I know.
488
00:15:29,244 --> 00:15:31,612
I just happened to be the
first woman you were ever with-
489
00:15:31,613 --> 00:15:32,879
Do you want a trophy?
490
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,748
I feel guilty that you
cheated on Nancy with me.
491
00:15:35,749 --> 00:15:36,950
You should feel really guilty.
492
00:15:36,951 --> 00:15:38,518
We have to make things right.
493
00:15:38,519 --> 00:15:40,520
I wasn't with Nancy when I met you,
494
00:15:40,521 --> 00:15:41,822
I was trying to escape Nancy.
495
00:15:41,823 --> 00:15:43,489
Her nickname is Crazy.
496
00:15:43,490 --> 00:15:45,826
When a judge gives someone a
nickname, it means something.
497
00:15:48,796 --> 00:15:50,662
Alright, where are those
pregnancy pact girls?
498
00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:51,463
I'm ready to talk 'em down.
499
00:15:51,464 --> 00:15:53,098
If it comes to it I'll
even show them my ankles.
500
00:15:53,099 --> 00:15:53,765
Okay um.
501
00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:54,700
Full disclosure.
502
00:15:54,701 --> 00:15:56,836
There are no girls who
made a pact to be pregnant.
503
00:15:56,837 --> 00:15:59,004
It was a lie to get you here.
504
00:15:59,005 --> 00:15:59,905
What?
505
00:15:59,906 --> 00:16:01,974
But if it makes you feel better,
I'm sure scaring some girls
506
00:16:01,975 --> 00:16:03,142
with your ankles tonight
507
00:16:03,143 --> 00:16:04,776
will help them make better
choices in the future.
508
00:16:04,777 --> 00:16:06,911
Alright is this you
trying to be funny again?
509
00:16:06,912 --> 00:16:08,413
Look, some of us have
moved on from high school.
510
00:16:08,414 --> 00:16:09,414
I've moved on.
511
00:16:09,415 --> 00:16:12,684
I know I can't be the immensely
popular class clown anymore.
512
00:16:12,685 --> 00:16:14,553
No, because now you're the back-stabber.
513
00:16:14,554 --> 00:16:15,654
No.
514
00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:17,021
Because I've learned that the rules of
515
00:16:17,022 --> 00:16:18,690
high school don't apply in real life.
516
00:16:20,360 --> 00:16:23,861
But tonight, we're not in real life.
517
00:16:25,029 --> 00:16:27,030
I need to give you something.
518
00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,368
You drove here, right?
519
00:16:30,369 --> 00:16:31,034
Yes?
520
00:16:31,035 --> 00:16:32,269
I'll be right back.
521
00:16:32,270 --> 00:16:33,437
There have been some Crazy Nancy sightings,
522
00:16:33,438 --> 00:16:36,974
and I need to make sure
that your car is safe.
523
00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:44,882
I swear I didn't spike the
punch bowl, or smuggle a mickey,
524
00:16:44,883 --> 00:16:46,216
or drink any alcohol.
525
00:16:46,217 --> 00:16:47,650
If I did, I'd actually be having fun.
526
00:16:47,651 --> 00:16:48,285
I know you did it.
527
00:16:48,286 --> 00:16:49,119
How?
528
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,187
This is craz-
529
00:16:50,188 --> 00:16:51,054
What's crazy?
530
00:16:51,055 --> 00:16:51,755
Who's crazy?
531
00:16:51,756 --> 00:16:52,389
Nothing.
532
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:53,823
Ana!
533
00:16:53,824 --> 00:16:56,092
We're here for you.
534
00:16:56,093 --> 00:16:57,559
Your daughter is in big trouble.
535
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:58,560
I need your help.
536
00:16:58,561 --> 00:16:59,128
You do?
537
00:16:59,129 --> 00:17:00,296
You need us?
538
00:17:02,199 --> 00:17:04,433
We're so disappointed in you, honey.
539
00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:08,570
Michelle, wait!
540
00:17:08,571 --> 00:17:09,605
Oh God.
541
00:17:09,606 --> 00:17:10,805
Hey, what are you guys doing here?
542
00:17:10,806 --> 00:17:12,207
Harry?
543
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,608
Oh God.
544
00:17:13,609 --> 00:17:14,175
This is great.
545
00:17:14,176 --> 00:17:15,210
Everyone's here.
546
00:17:15,211 --> 00:17:16,577
Let's talk this out.
547
00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,146
NO.
548
00:17:18,147 --> 00:17:19,881
Hey, Nancy.
549
00:17:19,882 --> 00:17:20,748
"Nance".
550
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:26,420
Haven't seen you since...
the whole car tire iron thing.
551
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,188
I could have done a lot worse.
552
00:17:28,189 --> 00:17:30,224
Okay but we had some good times, though.
553
00:17:30,225 --> 00:17:31,892
Remember the Pearl Harbour
554
00:17:31,893 --> 00:17:33,894
early preview screening we snuck into?
555
00:17:33,895 --> 00:17:35,963
I thought Bennifer would be there.
556
00:17:35,964 --> 00:17:38,865
I know but it was just
a theater in the suburbs.
557
00:17:38,866 --> 00:17:39,900
I don't know why you'd think that.
558
00:17:39,901 --> 00:17:42,201
You saw Pearl Harbour with Harry?
559
00:17:42,202 --> 00:17:43,436
Oh.
560
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:44,870
Yeah.
561
00:17:44,871 --> 00:17:47,873
So you were dating me and
Harry at the same time!
562
00:17:47,874 --> 00:17:50,276
Which means I was the Other Woman?!
563
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,510
Which means I turned her!
564
00:17:51,511 --> 00:17:53,279
Uh-uh. I turned her.
565
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,680
Excuse me?
566
00:17:54,681 --> 00:17:55,748
Look.
567
00:17:55,749 --> 00:17:57,216
We've all done stupid things.
568
00:17:57,217 --> 00:18:01,219
Terrible, unspeakable, legally iffy things.
569
00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:05,057
But it's all worth it if
we learn from our mistakes,
570
00:18:05,058 --> 00:18:07,426
and find our very own Jennifer Garner.
571
00:18:10,796 --> 00:18:16,133
Maybe I was a bit, not
sane sometimes back then.
572
00:18:16,134 --> 00:18:19,003
And Anastasia may have also made a mistake.
573
00:18:19,004 --> 00:18:21,072
Can you let her off with a warning?
574
00:18:22,941 --> 00:18:24,275
I suppose.
575
00:18:24,276 --> 00:18:28,645
She does kind of remind me
of myself when I was that age.
576
00:18:28,646 --> 00:18:30,213
There, there sweatheart.
577
00:18:30,214 --> 00:18:32,048
It's your first time getting drunk,
578
00:18:32,049 --> 00:18:35,385
and we are here for you for
this important milestone.
579
00:18:35,386 --> 00:18:37,053
Can you get a picture?
580
00:18:37,054 --> 00:18:38,921
I didn't even drink anything!
581
00:18:38,922 --> 00:18:40,490
There's not even alcohol in that punch!
582
00:18:40,491 --> 00:18:42,158
Ms. McDougal is crazy.
583
00:18:42,159 --> 00:18:43,460
Well when you do get
drunk for the first time,
584
00:18:43,461 --> 00:18:45,228
we'll be there to drive you home.
585
00:18:45,229 --> 00:18:46,428
And hold your hair.
586
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,696
Why would you need to hold my hair?
587
00:18:47,697 --> 00:18:49,264
Oh, you'll see.
588
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:54,169
I've decided to look
the other way this time.
589
00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:55,404
But I'll be watching you.
590
00:18:55,405 --> 00:18:56,738
Good, cause I didn't do anything.
591
00:18:59,876 --> 00:19:00,976
Thank you, Daddy.
592
00:19:00,977 --> 00:19:02,676
You're welcome.
593
00:19:02,677 --> 00:19:04,045
Drinking is bad.
594
00:19:04,046 --> 00:19:06,680
- That's why so many people smoke.
- Smoke.
595
00:19:06,681 --> 00:19:07,748
Salmon.
596
00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:09,450
It's delicious.
597
00:19:09,451 --> 00:19:13,354
Okay I'm going to leave you guys alone.
598
00:19:14,923 --> 00:19:17,091
My big dress!
599
00:19:17,092 --> 00:19:19,292
I wish I looked as beautiful as you, Rose.
600
00:19:19,293 --> 00:19:20,760
Maybe I should get pregnant!
601
00:19:20,761 --> 00:19:23,063
No!
602
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:29,136
This is so sweet.
603
00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:34,140
- Yeah I confiscated it off a girl who.
- I bought it for you.
604
00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:35,207
Rose, listen.
605
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,308
Your-
606
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,576
I get it.
607
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,977
You wanted to give me the prom I never had.
608
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:42,114
And with all the drama, and
the hormones, and this dress...
609
00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:43,615
I mean, you did it.
610
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,884
It's almost like being
in high school again.
611
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,786
I was going to say,
"Your boobs look goooood."
612
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,188
Well.
613
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,922
Now it's exactly like being in high school.
614
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:51,622
Punch?
615
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:52,257
Don't drink that.
616
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,458
You're pregnant.
617
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,093
Someone may have spiked it.
618
00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:04,302
Care to dance?
619
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,509
You know, Anastasia
might not always need us,
620
00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:14,811
but I will always need you.
621
00:20:14,812 --> 00:20:15,812
Two.
622
00:20:15,813 --> 00:20:17,847
You're counting, aren't you?
623
00:20:17,848 --> 00:20:20,217
One, and two, and three, and four.
624
00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:23,486
I was the first woman
that you were ever with.
625
00:20:23,487 --> 00:20:26,489
But you were the first
woman that I ever loved.
626
00:20:28,225 --> 00:20:29,758
Ahem, hands above the waist.
627
00:20:29,759 --> 00:20:31,126
Sorry.
628
00:20:31,127 --> 00:20:32,928
Just doing my job.
629
00:20:32,929 --> 00:20:34,697
You look great.
630
00:20:34,698 --> 00:20:35,631
You could be prom queen.
631
00:20:35,632 --> 00:20:37,032
I'm pregnant.
632
00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:40,069
So you're a couple months
ahead of the actual prom queen.
633
00:20:50,140 --> 00:20:52,442
Things are way different now
than when you were in high school.
634
00:20:52,443 --> 00:20:53,309
There's bullying.
635
00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:54,143
STDs.
636
00:20:54,144 --> 00:20:54,778
Even drugs.
637
00:20:54,779 --> 00:20:55,945
Yyyeah.
638
00:20:55,946 --> 00:20:57,446
So different from when
I was in high school.
639
00:20:57,447 --> 00:20:58,614
My friend Jimmy got expelled when
640
00:20:58,615 --> 00:21:01,583
his frenemy posted a video of
him doing bath salts on Vimeo.
641
00:21:01,584 --> 00:21:02,651
Yeah.
642
00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:04,386
Is it too late to take back my sarcasm?
643
00:21:05,455 --> 00:21:08,056
Do you date men or women now?
644
00:21:08,057 --> 00:21:09,958
I only have one relationship in my life.
645
00:21:09,959 --> 00:21:14,495
It's with God.
646
00:21:14,496 --> 00:21:17,765
But is your God a man or a woman?
647
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,001
You know you look
ridiculous in that tuxedo.
648
00:21:21,002 --> 00:21:23,003
Is that right, Miss Moneypenny?
649
00:21:23,004 --> 00:21:26,140
Oh, Jon.
650
00:21:26,141 --> 00:21:27,542
Join me in this storage room
651
00:21:27,543 --> 00:21:31,110
and I'll demonstrate my latest gadget.
652
00:21:31,111 --> 00:21:33,980
Sorry.
653
00:21:33,981 --> 00:21:34,948
So sorry.
654
00:21:40,621 --> 00:21:41,621
Wooo!
655
00:21:41,646 --> 00:21:43,827
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