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You know what else
is really annoying?
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You said 'what' and
not 'who', right?
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Strangers groping
my belly.
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But where are all those hands
when I need a door opened?
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Clasped together as they pray
for you to stop complaining.
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Don't drink that-
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This is what
I'm talking about.
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Why does everyone think
whatever I eat or drink
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is somehow
their business?
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One cup of coffee is not
going to hurt my baby.
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That pot's
two days old.
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Ew.
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Yes!
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Just beat my high score of how
many customers I serviced.
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What did I miss?
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Just some whining.
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I am so sick of pregnant
women thinking that
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they're such
a big deal!
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It's nothing
special.
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It's incredibly
special.
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To you, yeah.
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And me,
obviously.
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It's like
getting married.
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Big deal to Bridezilla,
yawn fest to everyone else.
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Don't be
Pregzilla, Rose.
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Hey, I'm sorry,
about this-
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It's okay-
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-Irene.
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Are you
kidding me?
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You have more sympathy
for Irene than me?
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Oh no no no sweetie, you
should not be drinking coffee.
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I used to give, give, give.
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I gave to these two ladies.
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That's my boy.
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Oh, and I'm also their donor.
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That's kind of my daughter,
huh huh huh.
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And she's a little bit pregnant
with my baby too.
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I'm Harry, but the kids,
they call me dad.
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Sync & corrections by No1
www.addic7ed.com
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Tsk tsk tsk.
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Something wrong, or do you
have corn in your teeth?
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I just can't believe you're
actually reading that book.
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"Care-fronting the
Winner Within?"
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Really?
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Stuart Meinertzhagen
is a local celebrity.
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He's a local quack.
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I wouldn't even call
him a colleague.
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Apparently he's got some kind
of TV show in development?
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And he has a whole café
in his waiting room.
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It's not a
whole café.
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A barista,
Nathan.
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And his lattes
are excellent.
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How do you know this,
Jonathan?
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I guessed.
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I may have seen Meinertzhagen
once or twice.
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A week.
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For months now.
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I'm working through
relationship stuff.
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Relationship stuff?
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What do you mean?
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I could have marriage
counseled us,
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why wouldn't you
have come to me?
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You of all people know that
therapy is confidential.
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Couples don't have to
tell each other everything.
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You have
other secrets?
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Ow!
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Why is your
door locked?
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Harry.
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This is awkward.
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What are you
doing here?
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Meeting Anastasia.
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She ready?
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Hey.
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Hey, I can only hang out
for a couple hours.
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I have an important
meeting at Billy's.
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Ow.
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I cannot believe
you've come to
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pick up our daughter
with a hangover.
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You're hung over?
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Awesome.
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I wish.
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Are you still
drunk?
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No, I got this weird indigestion,
nausea, bloating... Ugh.
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I sound like Rose.
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Yes you do.
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And you seem to have put on
a bit of weight, as well.
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Or maybe it's just because
I'm wearing plaid, Janet!
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Did I mention I'm also
a little emotional?
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You have Couvade
Syndrome, Harry.
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It's also known as
sympathetic pregnancy.
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It's when a man shares his
pregnant partner's symptoms.
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Nah, I think it's called
Chicken Wings Syndrome.
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Too many wings,
not enough beer.
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It's definitely
Couvade Syndrome, Harry.
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Meinertzhagen nails
it in his book.
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Hello?
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No, why, why are
you here now?
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This is not a
good time.
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I saw this and thought
it'd be perfect for Billy.
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You bought Billy a
car air freshener?
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It isn't even new.
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It smells
like a taxi.
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Awesome.
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Entertaining?
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I told Harry the new
babysitter was here today.
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New babysitter?
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Here?
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What a coincidence.
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She's not our
babysitter yet.
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We're in the middle
of the interview.
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Stay away from
this one, Harry.
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You remember Madison?
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No.
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Exactly.
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You broke
her heart.
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Oh, Madison.
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The one with the big-
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smile.
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You won't want
to meet Chelsea.
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She's only beautiful
on the inside.
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No way, she's
beautiful everywhere!
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Why don't you go
upstairs and play.
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Woopsies.
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Hi---ered.
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I'm Chelsea.
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I'm Harry,
the dad.
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But only in the
"sperm plus egg" sense.
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I am completely free and
available otherwise.
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To, you know,
talk.
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I always seem to get along
so well with the dads.
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I bet you do.
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I'm really
hands on.
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So you should probably
take my number,
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in case you want me
to get my hands on...
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um, parental
matters.
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So uh, tell us more
about you, Chelsea.
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Yeah, are you
dating anyone?
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Uh, no.
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Good.
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I mean,
good for Billy.
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No distractions.
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There's a list here, I'm just
going to make a checkmark.
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No boyfriends.
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Well thank you so much
for coming by.
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We'll let you know-
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Okay.
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I just want to say that
as a lesbian myself,
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I really respect...
You're a lesbian?
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Dammit.
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You're hired.
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Let's go
tell Billy.
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Bye Harry.
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Nice to
meet you.
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Whatever.
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Craving.
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Good luck to you.
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I wouldn't want to
negotiate that kind of
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Hotness around
my wife.
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Total Divorce Bait.
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Oh Jonathan,
I wanted to apologize
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about my reaction to
Dr. Meinertzhagen.
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It's perfectly fine if
you want to get things
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off your chest with
another psychologist.
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Great, thanks.
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Even one with a cheap and
sensationalist approach.
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That's a bit of a passive-aggressive
apology but I'll take it.
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Well, a marriage
is based on trust.
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And I know that you're not
doing anything suspicious.
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I checked your emails.
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I've just been called in
at work, so I should go.
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But it's Sunday.
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Taxes waiteth
for no man.
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Bye.
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Don't forget
your coat!
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He can't be
having an affair.
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I'm the attractive one.
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You were supposed to
be here two hours ago.
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The place is dead.
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I don't need help
handling tables,
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I need help handling
your sperm family.
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Rose came in again, just to
complain about her pregnancy.
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I'm running out of
new ways to insult her.
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I don't control Rose.
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Do I look
like a hormone?
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Give her sympathy.
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You give her a little
unasked attention now,
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it'll save days
of whining later.
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Think of it
as an investment.
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Those never
pay off.
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A foot-rub now will save
you ten foot rubs later.
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I hate foot rubs.
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Can I just
phone this in?
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No.
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Smother her with sympathy, or
smother her, I don't care.
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But choose one.
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No, not foot rubs.
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No.
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All this effort
is amazing.
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You didn't have
to do it.
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I mean a simple phone call
would have been plenty.
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It's an investment.
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In your happiness.
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Did Irene tell you
I like foot rubs?
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No, no.
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What's an Irene?
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Wait.
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You hate foot rubs.
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They're like your Achilles
heel in wooing women.
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Why are you
doing this?
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Because I don't want you
to become any more of a
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Pregzilla than you
already are.
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Let me do
the left one.
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Do you have any idea what I
go through on any given day?
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Indigestion, nausea,
pains in the abdomen and back,
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mood swings,
gas and bloating?
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That's a really
lucky guess.
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Hey, I'm sympathetically
pregnant.
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Janet says so.
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You're just
hung over.
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Nuh uh.
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Is that perfume
you're wearing?
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Oh ya, do you
like it?
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It's new.
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Apparently men can't
contain themselves--
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Sensitive
to smells?
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Yeah You're pregnant!
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You do have
sympathy for me!
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Harry,
you're so sweet.
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Does Billy have
any food restrictions?
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No, just peanut butter, wheat,
nuts, gluten, and pollen.
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He inherited
my allergies.
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Well he also got your
smile and nice eyelashes.
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It was a
fair trade.
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Thanks.
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I don't think Chelsea's
working out.
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Why not?
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Did you notice how
clearly she enunciates?
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It's so annoooooying.
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What is it?
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It's stupid Harry!
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But Harry is powerless
in this situation.
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She is a lesbian,
remember?
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Yes, and I also remember him
describing her as 'Divorce Bait.'
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Divorce bait?
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What, are you saying you
don't trust me around her?
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No, of course I
trust you around an
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extremely beautiful,
intelligent,
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fashion forward woman
with perfect teeth.
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You really find her
that attractive?
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You're right.
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We should probably just
trust each other.
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Harry's not around.
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Don't play coy
with me, Irene.
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You know why
I'm here.
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Since you've
referred to my bar
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as the E.coli Depot,
I really don't.
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I found this in
Jonathan's pocket.
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You're having an affair
with my husband.
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That's not my
phone number.
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It's the bar
cell phone.
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I'm not having an
affair with Jonathan!
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That would be like having
an affair with my dad.
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I would rather be having
an affair with my dad.
264
00:08:26,908 --> 00:08:29,176
Hang on, he does have
his charms-- Ew, no.
265
00:08:29,177 --> 00:08:30,510
I can't even
think about it.
266
00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,746
So, if you're not responsible
for the lipstick,
267
00:08:32,747 --> 00:08:33,947
who's the floozy?
268
00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:36,049
That's not lipstick,
that's barbecue sauce.
269
00:08:36,050 --> 00:08:38,017
Harry's your floozy.
270
00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,686
Jonathan
and Harry?
271
00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,822
They've been having beer and
wings nights for a while.
272
00:08:41,823 --> 00:08:45,659
Jonathan is secretly
seeing Harry?
273
00:08:45,660 --> 00:08:47,693
That's worse than if
he was seeing you.
274
00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:51,196
He can't even cheat
on me properly.
275
00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:57,135
These are great.
276
00:08:57,136 --> 00:08:58,471
Are you sure you
don't want one?
277
00:08:58,472 --> 00:08:59,672
God no.
278
00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,940
I've still have another twenty
minutes on my lunch hour.
279
00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:04,208
Can you teach me to recite
the alphabet while belching?
280
00:09:04,209 --> 00:09:05,643
I don't know
how to do that.
281
00:09:05,644 --> 00:09:07,178
Well I can learn,
and then I can teach you.
282
00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:09,381
I'm sure there's a
tutorial on YouTube.
283
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,784
Jonathan, buddy, I don't
mean to be rude here,
284
00:09:12,785 --> 00:09:16,287
but could you please
leave me the hell alone?
285
00:09:16,288 --> 00:09:19,123
But this is our doctor-
prescribed bro time!
286
00:09:19,124 --> 00:09:22,360
Doctor Meinertzhagen
said that I have to
287
00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:24,461
befriend you,
subtly assert my
288
00:09:24,462 --> 00:09:27,198
authority over you, and
then I can be whole again.
289
00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:28,699
Do you have
any wetnaps?
290
00:09:29,567 --> 00:09:30,968
Come in!
291
00:09:30,969 --> 00:09:32,069
Hey! Oh.
292
00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:32,970
Didn't know
you had company.
293
00:09:32,971 --> 00:09:34,272
Jonathan was
just leaving.
294
00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:35,705
You know what
they say, Harry.
295
00:09:35,706 --> 00:09:37,440
Bros before Rose.
296
00:09:37,441 --> 00:09:38,208
High five.
297
00:09:38,209 --> 00:09:39,709
They don't say that.
298
00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:40,543
Wow, fine.
299
00:09:40,544 --> 00:09:41,344
You know somebody's--
300
00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:43,280
Know what I mean?
301
00:09:43,281 --> 00:09:44,580
Do you know
what you mean?
302
00:09:44,581 --> 00:09:47,217
It's hard to look up a
sound effect on Google.
303
00:09:47,275 --> 00:09:49,033
- Bye.
- Bye.
304
00:09:50,121 --> 00:09:51,253
Okay, so I did
some research
305
00:09:51,254 --> 00:09:53,188
on the whole Sympathetic
Pregnancy thing.
306
00:09:53,189 --> 00:09:54,089
Turns out
it's real.
307
00:09:54,090 --> 00:09:55,424
It must be.
308
00:09:55,425 --> 00:09:57,059
You OK?
309
00:09:57,060 --> 00:09:57,960
How do you feel?
310
00:09:57,961 --> 00:09:58,994
Awful.
311
00:09:58,995 --> 00:09:59,395
The indigestion's
the worst.
312
00:09:59,396 --> 00:10:00,629
Right?
313
00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:02,965
Ugh, finally; someone
to complain with.
314
00:10:02,966 --> 00:10:03,999
This is great.
315
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,301
We'll be belly
buddies!
316
00:10:05,302 --> 00:10:06,768
You know I'm not really
pregnant, right?
317
00:10:06,769 --> 00:10:07,802
You're the closest
thing I've got.
318
00:10:07,803 --> 00:10:08,970
I'm miserable.
319
00:10:08,971 --> 00:10:09,971
And now I
have company.
320
00:10:09,972 --> 00:10:11,639
Yeah well,
I'm not having fun.
321
00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,074
This is even worse
than being pregnant.
322
00:10:13,075 --> 00:10:14,108
Excuse me?
323
00:10:14,109 --> 00:10:15,243
You think you
have it bad?
324
00:10:15,244 --> 00:10:16,945
No one helps me
carry anything heavy.
325
00:10:16,946 --> 00:10:18,679
No one offers me
a seat on the bus.
326
00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:19,981
No one touches
my belly.
327
00:10:19,982 --> 00:10:21,382
Because you're not
really pregnant.
328
00:10:21,383 --> 00:10:25,118
A little bit of sympathy,
Rose, is all I'm asking--
329
00:10:25,119 --> 00:10:26,553
That's what
I'm asking for.
330
00:10:26,554 --> 00:10:28,121
It's got to be
all about you.
331
00:10:29,257 --> 00:10:30,223
God.
332
00:10:31,792 --> 00:10:32,792
What?
333
00:10:34,562 --> 00:10:36,863
It's so nice of you
to make dinner, Chelsea.
334
00:10:36,864 --> 00:10:39,598
It's just that normally
I make dinner and I'm
335
00:10:39,599 --> 00:10:41,367
actually a pretty
amazing cook.
336
00:10:41,368 --> 00:10:43,069
I just wanted to
give you a break.
337
00:10:43,070 --> 00:10:47,974
I mean, it's hard being a mom
24/7, especially at your age.
338
00:10:47,975 --> 00:10:49,375
How old do
you think I am?
339
00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:52,278
It was great,
Chels.
340
00:10:52,279 --> 00:10:53,379
Loved that quiche.
341
00:10:53,380 --> 00:10:54,246
You loved it?
342
00:10:54,247 --> 00:10:55,146
Nobody loves quiche.
343
00:10:55,147 --> 00:10:56,881
It's just an omelet
that's trying too hard.
344
00:10:56,882 --> 00:10:57,849
Zoey's right.
345
00:10:57,850 --> 00:10:59,917
It was really
just so-so.
346
00:10:59,918 --> 00:11:01,486
So, Billy,
how was your day?
347
00:11:01,487 --> 00:11:03,321
Seven eighths
awesome.
348
00:11:03,322 --> 00:11:04,822
Chelsea explained
fractions to me!
349
00:11:04,823 --> 00:11:06,057
Yeah, math isn't
important.
350
00:11:06,058 --> 00:11:07,558
With Chelsea,
learning is fun.
351
00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:09,260
No it's not.
352
00:11:09,261 --> 00:11:10,995
Chelsea goes to college
on a scholarship.
353
00:11:10,996 --> 00:11:11,862
Wow.
354
00:11:11,863 --> 00:11:12,929
That's amaz-
355
00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:14,831
It's not
good at all.
356
00:11:14,832 --> 00:11:18,735
Billy, do you know that Mommy
Zoey went to community college?
357
00:11:18,736 --> 00:11:22,139
And that is even better,
because it means that
358
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:25,809
she cares about
the community.
359
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:29,379
Uh, why don't I just
clean up a little here.
360
00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:33,082
Excuse me oh- Oh shoot.
361
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:35,985
It's okay Billy, just
excuse me for a minute.
362
00:11:35,986 --> 00:11:36,986
Oh God.
363
00:11:39,356 --> 00:11:40,356
We are being silly.
364
00:11:40,357 --> 00:11:42,058
Of course
you are- we are.
365
00:11:43,259 --> 00:11:45,360
I love you
so much.
366
00:11:45,361 --> 00:11:46,594
I love you too.
367
00:11:46,595 --> 00:11:48,663
And we are strong enough
in our relationship
368
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:51,900
that we can handle
a smoking hot woma-
369
00:11:51,901 --> 00:11:53,768
a babysitter
in our house.
370
00:11:53,769 --> 00:11:55,337
I think it'll
come out.
371
00:11:55,338 --> 00:11:57,605
Ugh, man.
372
00:11:57,606 --> 00:12:00,241
I got whipped cream
all over my body.
373
00:12:00,242 --> 00:12:01,142
Do you guys mind if I
hop in the shower?
374
00:12:01,143 --> 00:12:03,544
You're fired.
375
00:12:06,614 --> 00:12:07,748
Hey.
376
00:12:07,749 --> 00:12:09,450
I feel really bad
about our fight.
377
00:12:09,451 --> 00:12:11,152
I appreciate that
you're sympathetic.
378
00:12:11,153 --> 00:12:13,254
It's a little too late
for apologies, Rose.
379
00:12:13,255 --> 00:12:14,788
I can get through this
pregnancy without you.
380
00:12:14,789 --> 00:12:15,988
Fake pregnancy.
381
00:12:15,989 --> 00:12:17,057
My pregnancy
may be fake.
382
00:12:17,058 --> 00:12:18,891
But my feelings
are real.
383
00:12:18,892 --> 00:12:19,926
Sorry.
384
00:12:19,927 --> 00:12:20,893
It's okay.
385
00:12:20,894 --> 00:12:22,862
As a woman you can't understand
what I'm going through.
386
00:12:22,863 --> 00:12:25,565
So I found myself a Couvade
Syndrome support group.
387
00:12:25,566 --> 00:12:28,935
This is Dave,
Will, and Jay.
388
00:12:28,936 --> 00:12:30,437
I should thank you
for not caring.
389
00:12:30,438 --> 00:12:32,737
You've taught me I'm a lot
stronger than I realized.
390
00:12:32,738 --> 00:12:33,905
Come on.
391
00:12:33,906 --> 00:12:35,107
We can work
this out.
392
00:12:35,108 --> 00:12:36,241
If you're not going
to be supportive,
393
00:12:36,242 --> 00:12:37,276
I'm not going to keep
trying to change you.
394
00:12:37,277 --> 00:12:38,009
Huh.
395
00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:38,610
Like I do with you?
396
00:12:38,611 --> 00:12:39,411
Exactly!
397
00:12:39,412 --> 00:12:40,645
Wait.
398
00:12:40,646 --> 00:12:44,716
I'm often very supportive of you
some of the most of the time.
399
00:12:44,717 --> 00:12:45,417
Kinda.
400
00:12:45,418 --> 00:12:46,552
Okay.
401
00:12:46,553 --> 00:12:48,886
So I should stop then with the
second, third, fourth chances?
402
00:12:48,887 --> 00:12:50,521
You're saying I can't
expect you to be
403
00:12:50,522 --> 00:12:51,922
anything better
than you are right now?
404
00:12:51,923 --> 00:12:53,691
You expect me
to be better?
405
00:12:53,692 --> 00:12:55,659
That's like the
Pope saying,
406
00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:57,328
"Hey, Picasso,
make me something better
407
00:12:57,329 --> 00:13:02,266
than the Sistine Chapel;
make me a seventeenth one."
408
00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:05,168
Okay, I'm sick of having
to ask for your help.
409
00:13:05,169 --> 00:13:06,303
You should
be offering.
410
00:13:06,304 --> 00:13:07,537
You're turning
this around and
411
00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:10,107
making my sympathetic
pregnancy about you.
412
00:13:10,108 --> 00:13:13,443
This is my
pregnancy!
413
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,078
I'm creating a
human in here.
414
00:13:15,079 --> 00:13:16,480
What have you
got in there?
415
00:13:16,481 --> 00:13:19,281
Nothing but
hot air!
416
00:13:19,282 --> 00:13:21,550
Guys, I mean she
doesn't get it.
417
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:25,121
I mean how many times do I have
to- Janet needs to see me.
418
00:13:25,122 --> 00:13:26,455
She's been
pregnant before.
419
00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:28,157
I bet she'll understand
what I'm going through.
420
00:13:28,158 --> 00:13:29,525
Guys.
421
00:13:36,165 --> 00:13:38,099
Have some wings
of chicken.
422
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:40,101
No please stop.
423
00:13:40,102 --> 00:13:41,869
Has anyone in your family
ever had chicken wings
424
00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:43,004
before meeting me?
425
00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:44,639
Well at least
have a beer.
426
00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:45,840
No I feel awful.
427
00:13:45,841 --> 00:13:48,042
I just want to go home
and take my pants off.
428
00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:49,910
Well you can
do that here.
429
00:13:49,911 --> 00:13:51,045
I'm cool.
430
00:13:51,046 --> 00:13:52,879
Are you coming on
to me, Missus Janet?
431
00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:54,581
Oh God no.
432
00:13:54,582 --> 00:13:57,884
Look, I know about you
and Jonathan, alright.
433
00:13:57,885 --> 00:13:59,153
Hanging out
on the sly.
434
00:13:59,154 --> 00:14:01,855
The snacks,
the televised sports...
435
00:14:01,856 --> 00:14:03,223
The long silences.
436
00:14:03,224 --> 00:14:04,591
The tax talk.
437
00:14:04,592 --> 00:14:06,160
I want him to know
how that makes me feel.
438
00:14:06,161 --> 00:14:08,561
So... tell him?
439
00:14:10,063 --> 00:14:11,364
Oh Jonathan!
440
00:14:11,365 --> 00:14:15,301
You've walked in on Harry and I
having private time together.
441
00:14:15,302 --> 00:14:17,403
The painful truth
is now out.
442
00:14:17,404 --> 00:14:18,671
How could you
do this to me?
443
00:14:18,672 --> 00:14:20,105
So that you would know
know how it makes me feel.
444
00:14:20,106 --> 00:14:23,341
I thought beer and wings
was our thing, Harry.
445
00:14:23,342 --> 00:14:25,743
So you admit to
seeing Harry?
446
00:14:25,744 --> 00:14:29,181
Dr. Meinertzhagen suggested
that we have a secret bromance.
447
00:14:29,182 --> 00:14:31,650
It's part of my treatment
to deal with Harry
448
00:14:31,651 --> 00:14:33,418
usurping my position
as a cool father.
449
00:14:33,419 --> 00:14:34,553
A father.
450
00:14:34,554 --> 00:14:36,754
Well maybe my therapist
told me to have an affair.
451
00:14:36,755 --> 00:14:37,822
You're having
an affair?
452
00:14:37,823 --> 00:14:38,490
Yes!
453
00:14:38,491 --> 00:14:39,456
With Harry!
454
00:14:39,457 --> 00:14:40,357
What?
455
00:14:40,358 --> 00:14:41,292
No. Ew. No no.
456
00:14:41,293 --> 00:14:41,792
Not me.
457
00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:42,593
Your father.
458
00:14:42,594 --> 00:14:43,460
WHAT?
459
00:14:43,461 --> 00:14:44,695
I'm pregnant.
460
00:14:44,696 --> 00:14:46,463
This family is
seriously messed up.
461
00:14:46,464 --> 00:14:48,999
It's not either
of theirs.
462
00:14:56,944 --> 00:14:58,011
Come on honey.
463
00:14:58,012 --> 00:14:58,945
It's good to
open up and talk.
464
00:14:58,946 --> 00:15:00,012
Never.
465
00:15:00,013 --> 00:15:01,046
I can't believe you
would do this to me.
466
00:15:01,047 --> 00:15:03,115
And with him of
all people!
467
00:15:03,116 --> 00:15:04,216
Hey, this is
not my fault.
468
00:15:04,217 --> 00:15:05,050
I meant him.
469
00:15:05,051 --> 00:15:06,585
Meinertzhagen.
470
00:15:06,586 --> 00:15:08,153
I know my methods
are unconventional,
471
00:15:08,154 --> 00:15:09,721
but I really
get results.
472
00:15:09,722 --> 00:15:10,722
Biscotti?
473
00:15:10,723 --> 00:15:11,790
Great.
474
00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:14,259
Look what I can't
help doing.
475
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:15,393
This is all
your fault.
476
00:15:15,394 --> 00:15:16,894
And why am I here,
exactly?
477
00:15:16,895 --> 00:15:20,131
We're charting virgin territory
in family group therapy.
478
00:15:20,132 --> 00:15:22,500
Sperm Donor families!
479
00:15:22,501 --> 00:15:23,734
Super-fantastic.
480
00:15:23,735 --> 00:15:25,736
How is your Couvade
Syndrome, Harry?
481
00:15:25,737 --> 00:15:27,005
Ugh, it's always
about him.
482
00:15:27,006 --> 00:15:28,373
Whoa,
whoa whoa.
483
00:15:28,374 --> 00:15:31,708
Hands off, Meinertzhagen,
that is my diagnosis.
484
00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:34,711
Harry's body is fighting
hard to show empathy
485
00:15:34,712 --> 00:15:37,981
but it is completely at war with
his narcissistic mind--
486
00:15:40,184 --> 00:15:40,817
What are you doing?
487
00:15:40,818 --> 00:15:41,951
Pulling focus.
488
00:15:41,952 --> 00:15:43,353
Just like you are
from your own issues.
489
00:15:43,354 --> 00:15:45,555
The journeying
has begun.
490
00:15:47,891 --> 00:15:48,857
Um, what--
491
00:15:48,858 --> 00:15:50,359
--The hell is
going on?
492
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,494
Great to meet you.
493
00:15:51,495 --> 00:15:53,862
Have a seat
on Couchie.
494
00:15:53,863 --> 00:15:55,398
You all totally need a
family group session.
495
00:15:55,399 --> 00:15:58,567
We are not
a family.
496
00:15:58,568 --> 00:15:59,801
You tricked us.
497
00:15:59,802 --> 00:16:02,304
You said that you needed to
talk about Harry over coffee.
498
00:16:02,305 --> 00:16:03,138
I didn't trick you.
499
00:16:03,139 --> 00:16:06,307
Nathan the barista makes a
fantastic cup of coffee.
500
00:16:06,308 --> 00:16:08,410
Zoey and I do
not need therapy.
501
00:16:08,411 --> 00:16:09,411
We are great.
502
00:16:09,412 --> 00:16:10,578
"Great" is a
cry for help.
503
00:16:10,579 --> 00:16:13,148
You did just fire
your son's babysitter.
504
00:16:13,149 --> 00:16:14,249
Harry told you?
505
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,784
What's important is your
completely defensive reaction.
506
00:16:16,785 --> 00:16:18,920
I am not
defensive.
507
00:16:18,921 --> 00:16:20,254
Aren't you?
508
00:16:20,255 --> 00:16:23,190
Yep, we've got a conveyor
belt of baggage here.
509
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,792
Looks like you two need some
time in the 'nitty gritty' room.
510
00:16:25,793 --> 00:16:27,561
Let's make
therapy history.
511
00:16:27,562 --> 00:16:29,196
Keep digging away
at your issues.
512
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,698
Try to come up with what
home appliance you feel
513
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,133
most resembles you.
514
00:16:33,134 --> 00:16:35,634
I call dibs
on 'toaster'.
515
00:16:38,138 --> 00:16:39,272
Okay, we're doing
great, guys.
516
00:16:39,273 --> 00:16:40,005
Keep going.
517
00:16:40,006 --> 00:16:41,107
Zoey?
518
00:16:41,108 --> 00:16:41,840
Well I was worried-
519
00:16:41,841 --> 00:16:42,675
Don't tell me.
520
00:16:42,676 --> 00:16:44,610
Don't tell
Michelle.
521
00:16:44,611 --> 00:16:46,079
Tell the
Telling Pillow.
522
00:16:48,815 --> 00:16:51,483
I... I was worried
that the karma of
523
00:16:51,484 --> 00:16:54,152
flirting with dads, and moms,
when I was a babysitter
524
00:16:54,153 --> 00:16:55,653
would come
back on me.
525
00:16:55,654 --> 00:16:56,788
Great.
526
00:16:56,789 --> 00:16:58,356
Now punch it.
527
00:16:58,357 --> 00:16:59,691
But I'm not angry.
528
00:16:59,692 --> 00:17:00,925
Oh you poor thing.
529
00:17:00,926 --> 00:17:03,828
You have no idea the
depths of your rage.
530
00:17:03,829 --> 00:17:04,829
Michelle?
531
00:17:06,299 --> 00:17:07,631
I'm insecure.
532
00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:12,403
I'm insecure
because Zoey.
533
00:17:13,438 --> 00:17:14,271
Is so hot.
534
00:17:14,272 --> 00:17:15,372
And she could get.
535
00:17:15,373 --> 00:17:19,643
Any. Woman.
She. WANTS!
536
00:17:19,644 --> 00:17:22,679
Aw, that's
really sweet.
537
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,114
No!
538
00:17:24,115 --> 00:17:26,483
Don't kiss
each other.
539
00:17:26,484 --> 00:17:28,050
Kiss the pillow.
540
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,753
Kiss it.
541
00:17:30,754 --> 00:17:32,222
Yeah.
542
00:17:32,223 --> 00:17:33,623
Get in there.
543
00:17:33,624 --> 00:17:34,790
Get in good.
544
00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:38,128
I was not trying to center
the attention towards me.
545
00:17:38,129 --> 00:17:39,595
I'm really not
feeling well!
546
00:17:39,596 --> 00:17:40,962
Oh boo hoo,
Harry.
547
00:17:40,963 --> 00:17:42,831
I'm fed up with you and
your fake pregnancy.
548
00:17:42,832 --> 00:17:44,133
I'll take a latte
to go, thanks.
549
00:17:44,134 --> 00:17:45,300
Not a problem.
550
00:17:45,301 --> 00:17:47,436
Um, is that really safe,
in your condition?
551
00:17:47,437 --> 00:17:49,371
Is questioning my judgment
really safe in yours?
552
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:53,242
Are we having a breakthrough blast
here in Caffeinated Corner?
553
00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:55,176
Don't forget to
sweeten your coffee
554
00:17:55,177 --> 00:17:56,577
with a few packets
of compassion.
555
00:17:56,578 --> 00:17:57,445
This is useless.
556
00:17:57,446 --> 00:17:58,446
He won't change.
557
00:17:58,447 --> 00:18:00,214
Oooh, I love
a challenge.
558
00:18:00,215 --> 00:18:02,683
Let's do something I
call a "feeling share".
559
00:18:02,684 --> 00:18:04,185
You mean,
"talking"?
560
00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:05,886
Nah, I couldn't
trademark "talking."
561
00:18:05,887 --> 00:18:09,723
Okay, I feel betrayed
by my belly buddy.
562
00:18:09,724 --> 00:18:13,059
I wanted sympathy and he's made
my pregnancy all about him.
563
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:15,028
It's perfectly natural
to feel threatened by
564
00:18:15,029 --> 00:18:16,363
your partner's Couvade.
565
00:18:16,364 --> 00:18:18,798
I'm not feeling threatened
so much as homicidal.
566
00:18:18,799 --> 00:18:20,033
Perfectly natural.
567
00:18:20,034 --> 00:18:22,068
Pregnant women are
hormonal tsunamis.
568
00:18:22,069 --> 00:18:24,371
It's not your fault if you
sometimes get a little witchy.
569
00:18:24,372 --> 00:18:27,773
Okay, but once, she tried to
run me over with her car.
570
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,007
Perfectly natural.
571
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:30,442
Finally.
572
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:31,443
Someone understands!
573
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,912
What about me and
my pregnancy?
574
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,348
Shut up and lets help some
people with real problems.
575
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,650
What?
576
00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:39,151
As a therapist,
I clearly understand
577
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:42,521
a client who gets it,
and a client who doesn't.
578
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,821
And Rose clearly gets it.
579
00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:46,090
I gotta go.
580
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:48,626
I won therapy!
581
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:56,334
I have to go
to the bathroom.
582
00:18:56,335 --> 00:18:58,836
Oh God,
this is unbelievable.
583
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,238
I am so steamed
right now.
584
00:19:01,239 --> 00:19:04,140
Electric tea
kettle?
585
00:19:04,141 --> 00:19:06,677
Your appliance.
586
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,712
This is ludicrous.
587
00:19:08,713 --> 00:19:10,614
You have kept us waiting
here the whole time.
588
00:19:10,615 --> 00:19:11,948
It's my technique.
589
00:19:11,949 --> 00:19:14,551
Ugh. Tardiness and lack of
consideration are your technique?
590
00:19:14,552 --> 00:19:16,151
Anticipation.
591
00:19:16,152 --> 00:19:17,320
It's a great
catharticizer.
592
00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:19,622
That is
not a word.
593
00:19:19,623 --> 00:19:20,323
Oh, look.
594
00:19:20,324 --> 00:19:20,956
My time is up.
595
00:19:20,957 --> 00:19:22,758
Your bill.
596
00:19:22,759 --> 00:19:23,726
Thank you.
597
00:19:26,096 --> 00:19:27,763
Are you kidding me?
598
00:19:27,764 --> 00:19:29,798
Your work is shoddy,
sensationalist,
599
00:19:29,799 --> 00:19:31,133
and entirely
without merit.
600
00:19:31,134 --> 00:19:34,869
You call yourself a healer,
well you sir, are a quack.
601
00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:38,273
Jonathan, I haven't felt
this close to you in years.
602
00:19:38,274 --> 00:19:39,541
You're welcome.
603
00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:41,943
You therapists
really get my goat!
604
00:19:41,944 --> 00:19:44,112
You offer common sense
advice and have the gall
605
00:19:44,113 --> 00:19:45,947
to charge as
much as lawyers!
606
00:19:45,948 --> 00:19:47,014
OK, easy now.
607
00:19:47,015 --> 00:19:47,748
You're frauds,
the lot of you.
608
00:19:47,749 --> 00:19:49,182
The whole
profession.
609
00:19:49,183 --> 00:19:51,118
Okay, you need to stop
sharing, right now.
610
00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:52,486
It's Voodoo!
611
00:19:52,487 --> 00:19:53,954
- Where's the bathroom?!
- This way.
612
00:19:53,955 --> 00:19:54,988
Huh.
613
00:19:54,989 --> 00:19:56,022
I get it now.
614
00:19:56,023 --> 00:19:57,157
If you want someone
to have empathy,
615
00:19:57,158 --> 00:19:58,325
you have to let go
of your own anger
616
00:19:58,326 --> 00:19:59,826
and accept their
frustrations.
617
00:20:01,296 --> 00:20:02,963
I'm sorry I've
been insensitive.
618
00:20:02,964 --> 00:20:04,530
Me too.
619
00:20:04,531 --> 00:20:06,866
I'll try to put myself
in your shoes more.
620
00:20:06,867 --> 00:20:08,768
Your feet are getting
so big they might fit.
621
00:20:08,769 --> 00:20:11,271
Way to find some
common ground, guys.
622
00:20:11,272 --> 00:20:13,973
You know, Nathan, for a barista,
you're really good at this.
623
00:20:13,974 --> 00:20:15,841
I gotta pay for
grad school somehow.
624
00:20:15,842 --> 00:20:16,576
You want to
get out of here?
625
00:20:16,577 --> 00:20:17,744
Yeah,
in a sec.
626
00:20:17,745 --> 00:20:18,811
I'm a little
winded.
627
00:20:18,812 --> 00:20:20,712
Ohhh,
the pain.
628
00:20:20,713 --> 00:20:22,080
Oh God!
629
00:20:22,081 --> 00:20:23,515
You always have
to one-up me.
630
00:20:23,516 --> 00:20:25,284
Where is the
pain centered?
631
00:20:25,285 --> 00:20:27,519
Everywhere.
632
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:29,454
Your pulse
is thready.
633
00:20:29,455 --> 00:20:30,389
Hands off
my patient!
634
00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:31,757
My patient.
635
00:20:31,758 --> 00:20:33,925
Although I prefer the
term "healing friend".
636
00:20:33,926 --> 00:20:37,561
Neither of you got a history
before you diagnosed him?
637
00:20:37,562 --> 00:20:41,699
Harry doesn't have Couvade;
he needs medical attention.
638
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,834
His patient.
639
00:20:43,835 --> 00:20:44,802
Oww.
640
00:20:48,785 --> 00:20:50,819
Here's to Harry being
released from the hospital.
641
00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:53,387
A kidney stone,
who knew?
642
00:20:53,388 --> 00:20:54,922
And here's to Harry,
for not being
643
00:20:54,923 --> 00:20:56,890
smart enough to know
that he could sue me.
644
00:20:56,891 --> 00:20:57,858
Chin chin.
645
00:21:00,395 --> 00:21:02,797
This champagne really brings out
the mesquite in the BBQ sauce.
646
00:21:02,798 --> 00:21:03,798
I know!
647
00:21:07,501 --> 00:21:10,770
Please come back, and accept
our apology, and a raise.
648
00:21:10,771 --> 00:21:13,573
I have to be honest
with you guys, actually.
649
00:21:13,574 --> 00:21:14,841
I'm straight.
650
00:21:14,842 --> 00:21:16,576
And I lied.
651
00:21:16,577 --> 00:21:18,378
I thought it would improve
my chances of getting hired.
652
00:21:18,379 --> 00:21:19,612
That is so amazing.
653
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:20,513
We love that
you're straight!
654
00:21:20,514 --> 00:21:21,514
It's way better.
655
00:21:21,515 --> 00:21:23,949
Because we are totally
open, and tolerant people.
656
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:27,353
I'm so glad to hear that, cause
actually Harry asked me out.
657
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:31,323
And I really think
we have something.
658
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:32,257
That's a
kidney stone.
659
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,792
Wow.
660
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,026
Did it hurt?
661
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,095
Passing a huge thing
through a tiny opening?
662
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,264
You can't imagine
what it's like.
663
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:40,865
There's nothing
more painful.
664
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,767
Nothing.
665
00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:46,976
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