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Wow.
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You have a 'Mommy and Me'
group meeting at the Ritz?
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This old thing?
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I guess it's been a while since
I went on a proper date.
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Did you say 'date'?
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Yeah.
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Isn't that kind of... wrong?
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Why, because of "us"?
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You are such a hypocrite,
you've probably slept with
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half the women in this bar.
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1,2, working on it...
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It wasn't sex but
it wasn't not sex.
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Call it 3 out of 7.
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So no, not half, Rose.
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But I'm not pregnant.
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What's that got to do
with anything?
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Oh. You're jealous.
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Of some dorky nerd you're
going on a date with?
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Right.
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"Look at me, I finish books!"
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Well, I have a date.
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And he's a total catch.
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Catches don't date
pregnant women.
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They make their own.
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Number 3 is right.
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Hi.
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Is there anything
I can do to you?
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For you?
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Have sex with me.
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I'm just meeting a date.
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So that's a 'no'?
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Rose.
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Hi, Aaron.
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Let's get out of here.
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Sure.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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He is not that good looking.
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He was wearing a body brace.
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You could see it
through his shirt.
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Those were muscles.
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But how is Rose scoring that?
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Is it like a
make-a-wish thing?
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Do they do that for
pregnant women?
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I used to give, give, give.
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I gave to these two ladies.
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That's my boy.
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Oh, and I'm also their donor.
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That's kind of my daughter,
huh huh huh.
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And she's a little bit pregnant
with my baby too.
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I'm Harry, but the kids,
they call me dad.
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Sync & corrections by No1
www.addic7ed.com.
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Dad?
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Why are you home so early?
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Oh, hi sweetie.
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It was quiet at work.
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Most of my department's been
reduced, outsourced to India, so-
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Oh my God.
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You've been fired?
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Oh no, it's not like that.
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I learned about
outsourcing in school.
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Poor people in third world
countries are getting good jobs.
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It's awful.
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It's just a change
in my work situation.
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You don't have to be
brave for me, Daddy.
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I just copied an essay
from the internet for my
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world issues class,
about Occupy Wall Street.
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You're being oppressed.
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You want some company?
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You want to hang out with me?
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We can make sacrifices
to get through this.
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When I turn sixteen,
I'll be okay with a used car.
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A used convertible.
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You're a good kid.
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Wait, what are you
doing home?
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Sticking it to the man.
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School, with their fascist
three-thirty final bell.
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I'm off to my
next appointment.
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Anastasia, what are
you doing home?
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It's only two o'clock.
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Uh, she wasn't feeling well.
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I picked her up.
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Oh.
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Well feel better.
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- Bye.
- Bye bye.
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Your mother
wouldn't understand.
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She's totally bought into
the system, you know?
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Just another
brick in the wall.
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What?
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I've got so much
to teach you.
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You're about to join
the Dark Side.
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Of the moon.
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'Kay just hold still,
we're almost done.
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Are the lice clean yet?
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No one needs to know about
your lice, okay bud?
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This can just be between us,
and the hundreds of parasites
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living on your head.
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Hundreds?
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Cool.
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Can I keep them as pets?
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Um, maybe.
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But let's just wash them again
with these harsh chemicals
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to see what happens.
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Okay.
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So, do I email the
principal or just put
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a note in Billy's backpack?
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You can't tell the
school about this!
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They'll think we're
dirty and poor.
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Nobody thinks that.
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We have to take
responsibility-
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Hey.
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You never knock!
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You are just in time for
the second scrubbing.
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Billy has...
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the L word.
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Lesbianism?
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Lice.
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Lice?
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But you're not
dirty and poor.
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Are you?
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I'm gonna skip
today's visit, ladies.
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Don't be paranoid.
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Paranoid people
don't get lice.
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This is lice Shangri-la.
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Okay, they would set up
all-inclusives if they could.
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Oh.
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I don't know what that amazingly
sexy Adonis sees in her.
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Obviously not a
fertilized egg.
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Jealous?
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No, again, I'm not
jealous, Rose.
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I mean who cares that he
has a perfect smile?
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Not me.
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I was asking Irene.
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I'm not jealous.
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I'm scared.
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The natural order
is out of whack.
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So uh, how did Mr. Perfect take
the news that you're pregnant?
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Oh.
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He was, you know, I can't
remember if I told him yet.
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Oh.
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'Oh' what?
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She didn't tell
him that she's pregnant.
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Order restored.
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Okay I'm only a
little bit pregnant.
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And I don't have to tell
everybody everything.
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He's so going to dump you.
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He is not going to dump me.
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My experience with men
has taught me that...
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Damn it.
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Hey.
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Some guys are jerks.
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Would you date a
pregnant woman?
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Ahh God, my shift is over.
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Time for me to
go to elsewhere.
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And enjoy some scheduled
time with my son.
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I thought you'd abandoned Billy
when you found out he had lice.
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Abandoned?
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No.
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We're taking a break.
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Having a little me time.
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I'm going to go home, take
it easy, have a brandy...
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Hi, Brandy.
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Now that was a documentary.
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See?
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Those big corporations
are useless.
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They serve no purpose.
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It's great that we
could get this
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corporate greed movie
through Netflix.
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I never even knew before
about product placement.
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The way they sneak their
stuff onto TV shows.
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Pepsi?
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Thanks!
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Mmm. That's good.
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We should listen to some anti-big
corporation protest songs.
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Yes! We can download them
through iTunes using our
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super-fast Rogers
High-Speed internet.
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I'll tell my friends
to visit 'Rogers-dot-com'
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to learn more.
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This is fun.
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Hanging out with my daughter.
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Stickin' it to "the man".
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Yeah.
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Your school-work isn't
going to suffer, is it?
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Oh no, this is great, I have to
do a paper on the working poor.
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I was going to volunteer
at the soup kitchen,
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but now that we're broke,
I can write about us.
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I wouldn't say that-
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Hey.
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Are you two celebrating your
father's promotion without me?
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Promotion?
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Your father just
convinced the partners to
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out-source some
jobs to India.
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Less work, more money!
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What?
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Yep, he's the man!
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Ah.
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You're the man!
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Look, I don't know
where this is going,
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but I'm really
enjoying myself.
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I'm not scaring
you off, am I?
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Look there's something
I have to tell you.
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I'm-
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Beautiful.
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No.
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Look, the thing is I'm-
Completely captivating.
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Stop that.
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Ohhhh.
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God, that is so sweet.
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Look, Aaron, I'm- Pregnant.
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Would you let me finish?
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How did you know?
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Well, I'm a
forensic detective.
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There were clues.
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You didn't order
wine at dinner.
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Well, maybe I'm an alcoholic.
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Or already drunk and
really high-functioning.
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We met outside
an OBGYN's office.
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Maybe I have a cyst.
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Well, the most
telling clue of all...
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is that you're glowing.
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Oh, you're good.
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Harry.
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Shhh.
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We can talk later.
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Maybe.
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Harry.
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You have lice.
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They're not mine.
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Just hold still,
we're almost done.
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Your kid gave me lice.
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So when he brings you
a beer he's your kid,
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but when he brings you lice,
he's ours. Nice.
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Hey, Crabs, syphilis,
gonorrhea, I can handle that.
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But you brought
lice into my home!
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My home!
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I should probably just
shave your head.
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Whoa!
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This is our fault.
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We should have taken
responsibility.
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We have to tell his school.
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Can't we just
keep him at home?
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Say Billy has jury duty?
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You're going to have
to wash your linens,
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vacuum, clean your furniture.
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Ah, man.
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I did that six months ago.
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That was so much work.
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Well, better get going then.
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Let me clean your apartment,
it's the least I could do.
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I don't know, Zoey.
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Just make sure to
get to the fridge too.
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The deli drawer really needs
to be clean-de-lice-inated.
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Okay but I'm
always the thimble.
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Oh, hi Dad.
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I invited Harry over because
he's a regular person.
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Don't send him to Indiana!
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India.
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I'm sorry I'm using you
to get even with my Dad.
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I'm used to that happening.
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The women are usually older.
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And drunker.
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I know what you're thinking
but being rich is not easy.
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Your Dad is right.
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Being rich is really hard.
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Okay, go ahead,
make fun of me-
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I'm lame,
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I read non-fiction.
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I earn money.
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I'm serious.
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It's better being poor.
270
00:08:24,646 --> 00:08:25,713
Look at your Dad.
271
00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:27,182
He's cut off from
his fellow man.
272
00:08:27,183 --> 00:08:30,085
Sure, his wallet is full,
but his heart is empty.
273
00:08:30,086 --> 00:08:31,052
Empty and alone.
274
00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:32,387
Hey buddy.
275
00:08:32,388 --> 00:08:33,554
It's okay.
276
00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:35,190
I appreciate your
help Harry, but-
277
00:08:35,191 --> 00:08:36,491
Look at the way rich
people have to dress.
278
00:08:36,492 --> 00:08:38,293
It's embarrassing.
279
00:08:38,294 --> 00:08:39,426
Harry's over- stating a bit.
280
00:08:39,427 --> 00:08:41,061
It's okay, look.
281
00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:41,996
We're here for you, OK.
282
00:08:41,997 --> 00:08:43,764
You spend your days
working hard,
283
00:08:43,765 --> 00:08:46,833
and miss out on life's pleasures
that us regular people enjoy.
284
00:08:46,834 --> 00:08:48,335
Actually,
rich people work less.
285
00:08:48,336 --> 00:08:49,669
I'm, like, always home.
286
00:08:49,670 --> 00:08:50,905
Be serious.
287
00:08:50,906 --> 00:08:52,873
You carry the weight of
making this economy work.
288
00:08:52,874 --> 00:08:53,908
Pshaw.
289
00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:55,608
Being rich is not hard.
290
00:08:55,609 --> 00:08:57,210
That is just something
rich people say,
291
00:08:57,211 --> 00:09:00,280
so as not to rub our happiness
into poor people's dirty faces.
292
00:09:00,281 --> 00:09:02,215
Not true! The pressure-
293
00:09:02,216 --> 00:09:04,217
The pressure of deciding
where to vacation?
294
00:09:04,218 --> 00:09:06,519
The pressure of buying
whatever I want?
295
00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:07,887
And I'll never go to prison.
296
00:09:07,888 --> 00:09:10,189
Unless I commit a crime
against a richer person.
297
00:09:10,190 --> 00:09:13,091
Everyone knows that rich people
are better than poor people!
298
00:09:13,092 --> 00:09:15,093
We control the world, Harry!
299
00:09:15,094 --> 00:09:16,261
"Being rich is hard."
300
00:09:16,262 --> 00:09:17,396
Ha. Ha. Ha.
301
00:09:24,470 --> 00:09:26,604
Being rich is hard.
302
00:09:26,605 --> 00:09:28,439
Come on Harry,
let's go play Monopoly.
303
00:09:35,513 --> 00:09:37,048
I told Aaron I'm pregnant.
304
00:09:37,049 --> 00:09:39,883
And you've broken up, and
managed to stay friends.
305
00:09:39,884 --> 00:09:41,218
You sir, are a great guy.
306
00:09:41,219 --> 00:09:41,819
Nope.
307
00:09:41,820 --> 00:09:43,386
We're going steady.
308
00:09:43,387 --> 00:09:45,088
But she's pregnant.
309
00:09:45,089 --> 00:09:47,057
I know, isn't that great?
310
00:09:47,058 --> 00:09:48,158
Huh.
311
00:09:48,159 --> 00:09:50,293
Well, I don't want to get
into how I know Rose;
312
00:09:50,294 --> 00:09:53,363
It's kind of complicated-
You're her sperm donor.
313
00:09:53,364 --> 00:09:54,464
Well, when you put it
that way, I guess it's
314
00:09:54,465 --> 00:09:55,865
not that complicated.
315
00:09:57,701 --> 00:09:58,768
So Rose tells me
that you're a cop?
316
00:09:58,769 --> 00:09:59,969
Yeah.
317
00:09:59,970 --> 00:10:00,936
Guess you don't have
to be super-bright
318
00:10:00,937 --> 00:10:02,504
to go to cop school, right?
319
00:10:02,505 --> 00:10:05,507
Well, most forensic
detectives have a post-grad.
320
00:10:05,508 --> 00:10:06,708
I have a PhD in chemistry.
321
00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:07,409
So not really a cop.
322
00:10:07,410 --> 00:10:08,877
More of a nerd.
323
00:10:08,878 --> 00:10:11,413
I bet the real cops
tease you a lot.
324
00:10:11,414 --> 00:10:12,647
Must be tough.
325
00:10:12,648 --> 00:10:14,983
Anyway drinks are
on the house;
326
00:10:14,984 --> 00:10:16,985
You civil servants
don't get paid much.
327
00:10:16,986 --> 00:10:20,088
I made most of my money
in the private sector.
328
00:10:20,089 --> 00:10:22,490
So I donate my salary to
the Police Widow's Fund.
329
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:23,924
It makes Mom proud.
330
00:10:23,925 --> 00:10:25,193
Oh, Momma's boy.
331
00:10:25,194 --> 00:10:26,794
I guess so.
332
00:10:26,795 --> 00:10:28,329
We do live together.
333
00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:29,697
Really?
334
00:10:29,698 --> 00:10:31,064
Well, I bought her a house
next to mine for her to
335
00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,133
live out her last days.
336
00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:34,634
It's my priest.
337
00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:35,802
I better get this.
338
00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:38,571
He's having a
crisis of faith.
339
00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:39,539
Hello?
340
00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:42,575
Ah, he's perfect.
341
00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:45,245
Then why is he dating you?
342
00:10:45,246 --> 00:10:47,279
I mean, a pregnant woman.
343
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,348
I mean, you look beautiful!
344
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,222
You're really good at surfing
the web with one hand.
345
00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,289
Thanks.
346
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,524
I'm looking up this
guy Rose is seeing.
347
00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:59,525
That's creepy.
348
00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:00,559
Yes, he is.
349
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,527
No, I meant you.
350
00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:02,261
Oh, no.
351
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:03,094
What?
352
00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:04,262
There's a picture of him...
353
00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:06,631
Ew... winning a
humanitarian award.
354
00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:07,399
Ugh.
355
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,533
Oh my Universe.
356
00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:09,834
I know that guy.
357
00:11:09,835 --> 00:11:11,602
He hit on me when I was
pregnant with Billy.
358
00:11:11,603 --> 00:11:13,704
We met outside
my OBGYN office.
359
00:11:13,705 --> 00:11:15,373
Wait, he hit on you
when you were pregnant?
360
00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:16,374
Yep.
361
00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:18,776
And he ended up dating a
girl in my pre-natal class.
362
00:11:18,777 --> 00:11:19,943
Oh my God!
363
00:11:19,944 --> 00:11:21,912
I just solved the
Aaron mystery.
364
00:11:21,913 --> 00:11:24,014
He's got a pregnancy fetish.
365
00:11:24,015 --> 00:11:24,848
Oh yeah.
366
00:11:24,849 --> 00:11:26,450
I'm open and accepting but..
367
00:11:26,451 --> 00:11:27,351
That's kind of weird.
368
00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:28,185
I need to tell Rose.
369
00:11:30,555 --> 00:11:32,022
Hello...
370
00:11:32,023 --> 00:11:33,090
Brandy...
371
00:11:33,091 --> 00:11:34,858
I have lice.
372
00:11:34,859 --> 00:11:35,458
Oh my god.
373
00:11:35,459 --> 00:11:36,725
I am so sorry.
374
00:11:36,726 --> 00:11:39,062
Like I said the other day,
I got it from my sperm son.
375
00:11:39,063 --> 00:11:41,431
No, I'm sorry.
376
00:11:41,432 --> 00:11:44,300
Apparently my roommate had
it, a couple weeks ago.
377
00:11:44,301 --> 00:11:45,601
I gave it to you when
we first hooked up.
378
00:11:45,602 --> 00:11:46,635
I didn't know.
379
00:11:46,636 --> 00:11:48,237
So I gave it to Billy?
380
00:11:49,106 --> 00:11:51,239
You gave me lice!
381
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,175
Sorry, did you say something?
382
00:11:53,176 --> 00:11:55,444
You gave me lice!
383
00:11:55,445 --> 00:11:57,312
Ugh, I know.
384
00:11:58,881 --> 00:12:03,452
Zoey, there's something
I need to tell you.
385
00:12:03,453 --> 00:12:05,487
I'm pretty sure I saw
lice behind the toilet.
386
00:12:05,488 --> 00:12:08,322
You better scrub everywhere.
387
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:15,396
What is it?
388
00:12:15,397 --> 00:12:16,464
Anastasia's textbook.
389
00:12:16,465 --> 00:12:19,766
Did you know that one in eight
people use a food bank?
390
00:12:19,767 --> 00:12:21,402
Rich people are
so cut off from
391
00:12:21,403 --> 00:12:22,936
the average person's
suffering.
392
00:12:22,937 --> 00:12:25,438
I wouldn't say
we were cut off.
393
00:12:25,439 --> 00:12:28,141
By the way we're out of the
caviar the mayor gave us.
394
00:12:28,142 --> 00:12:29,275
I said the rich.
395
00:12:29,276 --> 00:12:30,477
We're not "the rich".
396
00:12:31,878 --> 00:12:32,678
No.
397
00:12:32,679 --> 00:12:34,314
We're just "the well off".
398
00:12:35,716 --> 00:12:37,584
We're "the rich"?
399
00:12:37,585 --> 00:12:39,684
Like the top ten percent?
400
00:12:40,753 --> 00:12:42,154
So we're not-
401
00:12:42,155 --> 00:12:44,323
- the top one percent,
are we?
402
00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:49,094
I love you.
403
00:12:49,095 --> 00:12:50,829
Look at you,
living in this place
404
00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:52,764
while the rest of
humanity suffers!
405
00:12:52,765 --> 00:12:53,898
You live here too.
406
00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,166
Thousand dollar suits.
407
00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:57,001
Your clothes cost
more than mine.
408
00:12:57,002 --> 00:12:57,735
And your trophy wife.
409
00:12:57,736 --> 00:12:59,003
Oh, please.
410
00:12:59,004 --> 00:13:00,605
No, I would
give her that one.
411
00:13:00,606 --> 00:13:02,273
Ah, you're part of
the one percent too.
412
00:13:02,274 --> 00:13:03,474
We all are.
413
00:13:03,475 --> 00:13:04,442
I don't need your money.
414
00:13:04,443 --> 00:13:05,809
I don't want any of it.
415
00:13:05,810 --> 00:13:07,545
You don't want my money?
416
00:13:07,546 --> 00:13:08,846
Our money.
417
00:13:08,847 --> 00:13:12,649
I do make quite a bit more...
You don't want our money?
418
00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:14,917
Fine.
419
00:13:14,918 --> 00:13:15,985
Damn credit card.
420
00:13:15,986 --> 00:13:17,220
I'll get the scissors.
421
00:13:17,221 --> 00:13:19,856
I'm going to hang with
the ninety-nine percent!
422
00:13:19,857 --> 00:13:21,458
Wear something warm!
423
00:13:21,459 --> 00:13:22,392
But not fur!
424
00:13:22,393 --> 00:13:24,927
They'll throw paint on you.
425
00:13:32,035 --> 00:13:33,269
Hi. Is Harry here?
426
00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:34,770
He had to run out.
427
00:13:34,771 --> 00:13:36,905
Can you give this to him?
428
00:13:38,341 --> 00:13:39,875
"No More Mr. Lice Guy"?
429
00:13:39,876 --> 00:13:42,378
This is delousing shampoo?
430
00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:43,744
Please tell him
I'm sorry again.
431
00:13:43,745 --> 00:13:45,813
He was so upset
when I told him.
432
00:13:45,814 --> 00:13:48,316
Harry got lice from you?
433
00:13:48,317 --> 00:13:50,851
Yeah, I'm not dirty or poor.
434
00:13:50,852 --> 00:13:53,087
This place looks great.
435
00:13:53,088 --> 00:13:54,155
What do you charge?
436
00:13:54,156 --> 00:13:55,790
I could use a good
cleaning woman.
437
00:13:59,561 --> 00:14:01,161
Welcome to my crib.
438
00:14:01,162 --> 00:14:02,028
Thanks.
439
00:14:02,029 --> 00:14:05,165
Let me just get the stereo.
440
00:14:10,305 --> 00:14:12,306
I um, really like your place.
441
00:14:12,307 --> 00:14:13,940
Nice and womby, isn't it?
442
00:14:13,941 --> 00:14:15,041
Excuse me?
443
00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:17,009
It's roomy.
444
00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:18,311
Some wine?
445
00:14:18,312 --> 00:14:19,778
I'm pregnant, remember?
446
00:14:19,779 --> 00:14:20,646
Of course.
447
00:14:20,647 --> 00:14:22,348
But these are all
non-alcoholic.
448
00:14:22,349 --> 00:14:25,918
Oh. Great.
449
00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:28,821
Ugh, it's Harry.
450
00:14:28,822 --> 00:14:30,389
So annoying.
451
00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:33,325
This is our time.
452
00:14:33,326 --> 00:14:34,826
How about some
B-12 and Folic Acid?
453
00:14:34,827 --> 00:14:37,429
I got some chewables,
tablets.
454
00:14:41,667 --> 00:14:43,000
Unbelievable.
455
00:14:44,403 --> 00:14:45,837
Harry again.
456
00:14:45,838 --> 00:14:46,738
Maybe it's urgent.
457
00:14:46,739 --> 00:14:49,506
Oh, believe me, it's not.
458
00:14:49,507 --> 00:14:53,044
Hey, would you happen to have
some ultrasound pictures?
459
00:14:53,045 --> 00:14:54,178
Yeah.
460
00:14:56,715 --> 00:14:57,915
Oh, nice.
461
00:14:57,916 --> 00:14:59,884
Look at that.
Very, very nice.
462
00:14:59,885 --> 00:15:02,353
Could you send that to me?
463
00:15:02,354 --> 00:15:05,055
You don't think that's
weird do you?
464
00:15:05,056 --> 00:15:08,725
No. It's sweet.
465
00:15:09,627 --> 00:15:11,361
He's texting now?
466
00:15:13,631 --> 00:15:14,330
Oh my God...
467
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:15,331
What?
468
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,600
Anastasia's getting arrested!
469
00:15:17,601 --> 00:15:18,969
I'm sorry.
470
00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:20,335
No, it's okay.
471
00:15:33,185 --> 00:15:33,719
Harry.
472
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:34,486
Are you okay?
473
00:15:34,487 --> 00:15:35,654
Yeah.
474
00:15:35,655 --> 00:15:36,722
You were shoplifting?
475
00:15:36,723 --> 00:15:37,756
I didn't mean not to pay.
476
00:15:37,757 --> 00:15:38,823
I just forgot.
477
00:15:38,824 --> 00:15:40,224
And I don't have
any money on me.
478
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,793
Have you ever
tazered a raccoon?
479
00:15:42,794 --> 00:15:44,027
Why is Billy with you?
480
00:15:44,028 --> 00:15:45,929
I'm doing a paper in
school about poverty.
481
00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:47,097
And Billy has lice.
482
00:15:47,098 --> 00:15:49,500
I'd do the paper on myself
but it turns out I'm rich.
483
00:15:49,501 --> 00:15:51,369
She's going to have to
come to the station.
484
00:15:53,372 --> 00:15:54,505
That won't be necessary.
485
00:15:54,506 --> 00:15:56,873
I'll handle this one, guys.
486
00:15:56,874 --> 00:16:00,510
Let's get out of here.
487
00:16:00,511 --> 00:16:01,444
Thanks for coming.
488
00:16:01,445 --> 00:16:03,546
Since Aaron's a cop, I figured...
Of course.
489
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:04,881
But there's something I
have to tell you about him.
490
00:16:04,882 --> 00:16:05,882
Is this about the Olympics?
491
00:16:05,883 --> 00:16:08,518
Cause he's really not ready
to talk about that bronze.
492
00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:10,720
What? No.
493
00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:11,920
He's a pregnant-dater.
494
00:16:11,921 --> 00:16:13,622
I know, I'm pregnant.
495
00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:14,690
He's dating me.
496
00:16:14,691 --> 00:16:17,959
No, no, he's got a
pregnancy fetish.
497
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,595
A fetish?
498
00:16:19,596 --> 00:16:21,029
You really are jealous.
499
00:16:21,030 --> 00:16:22,564
No, I'm not jealous,
I just don't think you
500
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:25,401
should date someone else.
501
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,002
I just think you
should be alone.
502
00:16:27,003 --> 00:16:29,671
Do I tell you not to get into
relationships with other women?
503
00:16:29,672 --> 00:16:31,706
You don't get a slightly
weird vibe from him?
504
00:16:31,707 --> 00:16:33,608
Of course he'd have to be
weird to be dating me.
505
00:16:33,609 --> 00:16:34,842
Is that what you're saying?
506
00:16:34,843 --> 00:16:36,277
It can't be because
he likes me.
507
00:16:36,278 --> 00:16:37,812
He is not a fetishist.
508
00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:41,015
He's fetishist-ish?
509
00:16:41,016 --> 00:16:44,117
Listen fellas, I think we can
sweep this one under the rug
510
00:16:44,118 --> 00:16:46,186
and let her go.
511
00:16:46,187 --> 00:16:48,154
She's from a rich family.
512
00:16:48,155 --> 00:16:49,289
Really?
513
00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:50,524
Her brother said he had lice.
514
00:16:50,525 --> 00:16:52,926
I didn't have any money, and we
had already opened our food.
515
00:16:52,927 --> 00:16:54,060
I thought I could just
come back with money.
516
00:16:54,061 --> 00:16:57,664
Like when you have
a personal shopper.
517
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,400
I should have just believed you
when you said you were rich.
518
00:17:01,401 --> 00:17:03,168
This coulda cost me my badge.
519
00:17:03,169 --> 00:17:04,370
Daddy!
520
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,538
Are you okay?
521
00:17:05,539 --> 00:17:07,206
How dare you do this
to our daughter?
522
00:17:07,207 --> 00:17:09,775
Do you know what people like us
could do to people like you?
523
00:17:09,776 --> 00:17:10,843
Crush you.
524
00:17:10,844 --> 00:17:11,910
I'm so sorry.
525
00:17:11,911 --> 00:17:14,647
She can have the
items no charge.
526
00:17:14,648 --> 00:17:15,980
This is great.
527
00:17:15,981 --> 00:17:19,784
Why don't more people
become rich?
528
00:17:19,785 --> 00:17:21,853
You took advantage
of my good nature.
529
00:17:21,854 --> 00:17:23,087
I will kill you!
530
00:17:23,088 --> 00:17:25,757
I'm gonna go talk to Aaron.
531
00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:27,692
Okay-
532
00:17:27,693 --> 00:17:28,593
Moms!
533
00:17:28,594 --> 00:17:30,628
Hey!
534
00:17:30,629 --> 00:17:32,696
Look, by the time I found out I
got the lice from someone else
535
00:17:32,697 --> 00:17:34,465
you were mostly finished
cleaning, so...
536
00:17:34,466 --> 00:17:36,467
Zoey shouldn't have had to
clean your place anyway!
537
00:17:36,468 --> 00:17:37,835
Even if Billy had
given you lice.
538
00:17:37,836 --> 00:17:38,969
But that's so unfair.
539
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:39,870
It's always:
540
00:17:39,871 --> 00:17:41,304
"Harry do this.
Harry do that."
541
00:17:41,305 --> 00:17:42,706
What does Harry
get out of it?
542
00:17:42,707 --> 00:17:44,675
I mean, when's my time?
543
00:17:44,676 --> 00:17:45,776
I'm always looking
after Billy.
544
00:17:45,777 --> 00:17:47,143
No one looks after me!
545
00:17:47,144 --> 00:17:48,043
Yeah.
546
00:17:48,044 --> 00:17:49,211
That's how it works.
547
00:17:49,212 --> 00:17:50,580
Being a parent is
a one-way street.
548
00:17:50,581 --> 00:17:53,449
Because all children
are parasites.
549
00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:58,020
Parasites that you love
with all your heart!
550
00:17:58,021 --> 00:17:59,622
You think I'm a lice.
551
00:17:59,623 --> 00:18:00,956
It's louse, honey.
552
00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:02,658
And we think you're the
most amazing thing ever.
553
00:18:02,659 --> 00:18:03,825
Yeah.
554
00:18:03,826 --> 00:18:05,193
And thanks to you,
Billy is now known as
555
00:18:05,194 --> 00:18:07,529
the Lice Kid at his school.
556
00:18:07,530 --> 00:18:08,497
Harry gave me lice?
557
00:18:08,498 --> 00:18:09,264
No, I didn't.
558
00:18:09,265 --> 00:18:10,465
Own up to it, Harry.
559
00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:11,933
This is what being a
parent is all about.
560
00:18:11,934 --> 00:18:15,737
You have to take
the good with the bad.
561
00:18:20,442 --> 00:18:21,942
Hey pal.
562
00:18:21,943 --> 00:18:23,544
I gave you lice.
563
00:18:23,545 --> 00:18:25,312
I'm sorry.
564
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,614
Thanks, Harry!
565
00:18:26,615 --> 00:18:28,716
I got to hang out with the
school nurse who is so cool.
566
00:18:28,717 --> 00:18:31,018
And I met my new
best friend, Enrico.
567
00:18:31,019 --> 00:18:32,453
He has tapeworms.
568
00:18:32,454 --> 00:18:33,421
You're welcome, buddy.
569
00:18:33,422 --> 00:18:35,488
Just part of being a parent.
570
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:36,790
Unbelievable.
571
00:18:36,791 --> 00:18:37,857
Do you have tapeworms?
572
00:18:37,858 --> 00:18:39,158
Can you give me them too?
573
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:40,760
Mom, can I have a tapeworm?
574
00:18:40,761 --> 00:18:41,528
Pleeaasse.
575
00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:42,995
I'll feed it myself.
576
00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:45,865
Oh, I have to get something
from the corner store.
577
00:18:47,768 --> 00:18:48,935
Thanks for saving the day.
578
00:18:51,038 --> 00:18:52,871
Now where were we?
579
00:18:52,872 --> 00:18:53,772
Woah woah.
580
00:18:53,773 --> 00:18:54,640
Not here, Rose...
581
00:18:54,641 --> 00:18:56,341
Oh.
582
00:18:56,342 --> 00:18:58,076
I think I just felt
the baby kick.
583
00:18:58,077 --> 00:18:59,745
I'm not sure but...
584
00:18:59,746 --> 00:19:00,746
Oh...
585
00:19:06,085 --> 00:19:08,453
Wow, what was that for?
586
00:19:08,454 --> 00:19:11,355
Well the thought of your baby
kicking made me a little frisky.
587
00:19:11,356 --> 00:19:12,623
Ew.
588
00:19:12,624 --> 00:19:15,359
Aaron?
589
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,695
I'm sorry, do I know you?
590
00:19:19,765 --> 00:19:22,733
Zoey! How are you?
591
00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:23,633
Good.
592
00:19:23,634 --> 00:19:26,503
I'll leave you two.
593
00:19:26,504 --> 00:19:28,271
So it's true?
594
00:19:28,272 --> 00:19:30,540
You do have a
pregnancy fetish?
595
00:19:30,541 --> 00:19:32,809
Well, I have a thing
for pregnant women,
596
00:19:32,810 --> 00:19:34,878
and I think you're beautiful.
597
00:19:34,879 --> 00:19:36,212
That's disgusting.
598
00:19:36,213 --> 00:19:38,047
But I don't just see you
as a pregnant woman.
599
00:19:38,048 --> 00:19:39,349
Once I got to know you,
I realized there was
600
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:41,383
a lot more to you
than that fetus.
601
00:19:41,384 --> 00:19:42,685
I mean you're amazing.
602
00:19:42,686 --> 00:19:45,320
I see a fourth, fifth,
sixth trimester with you.
603
00:19:45,321 --> 00:19:46,689
Really?
604
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:49,024
Oh, Aaron.
605
00:19:49,025 --> 00:19:51,159
Aaron?
606
00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:54,597
Check out the
baby bump on that.
607
00:19:54,598 --> 00:19:56,965
Oh well, you can't blame
a guy for looking.
608
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:00,668
It's not fair
that rich people
609
00:20:00,669 --> 00:20:03,104
get discriminated against
just because we have more.
610
00:20:03,105 --> 00:20:04,305
Dad's a good person.
611
00:20:04,306 --> 00:20:05,439
I'm a good person.
612
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,074
You're... you.
613
00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,175
You're right, kiddo.
614
00:20:08,176 --> 00:20:09,911
The persecution of
the wealthy has to stop.
615
00:20:09,912 --> 00:20:11,778
We don't create
wars over oil.
616
00:20:11,779 --> 00:20:13,279
We don't lower our own taxes.
617
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,414
The politicians do it.
618
00:20:14,415 --> 00:20:16,216
And we get blamed.
619
00:20:16,217 --> 00:20:17,183
And you know who owns
the politicians.
620
00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:18,952
The Super Elite Rich.
621
00:20:18,953 --> 00:20:20,286
The point-one percent.
622
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,923
They're the ones who
spoil it for all of us.
623
00:20:22,924 --> 00:20:24,457
Damn the super-rich!
624
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,292
That's my girl.
625
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:28,260
Can I have my credit card
back, I want to buy stuff.
626
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,962
Of course, honey!
627
00:20:30,998 --> 00:20:32,765
That's what we do.
628
00:20:36,136 --> 00:20:37,236
Where's Aaron?
629
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:38,771
He left.
630
00:20:38,772 --> 00:20:40,840
I'm sorry I accused you
of being jealous.
631
00:20:40,841 --> 00:20:42,008
You were just
looking out for me.
632
00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:43,409
I was.
633
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,777
It was kinda weird seeing
you with another guy.
634
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:48,580
So if it feels
strange seeing me
635
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:52,050
with all the hot women I
date, well I'm sorry.
636
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,217
They're not that hot.
637
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:54,519
Ah, they're pretty hot.
638
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,054
But, I mean, so are you.
639
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,255
Not because I'm pregnant?
640
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,924
Definitely not.
641
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,925
Thanks, that's sweet.
642
00:21:04,322 --> 00:21:06,090
I feel bad about the stuff
I said about corporations
643
00:21:06,091 --> 00:21:08,860
sneaking their messages
into movies and TV shows.
644
00:21:08,861 --> 00:21:10,528
I'm sure they wouldn't
take it personally,
645
00:21:10,529 --> 00:21:12,830
they're too busy serving
and protecting us.
646
00:21:12,831 --> 00:21:13,698
Can I watch TV with you?
647
00:21:13,699 --> 00:21:14,665
Sure.
648
00:21:14,666 --> 00:21:15,765
What's on?
649
00:21:15,766 --> 00:21:18,067
Whatever they'll
let us watch.
650
00:21:19,169 --> 00:21:19,970
On the house.
651
00:21:19,971 --> 00:21:21,638
Thanks!
652
00:21:21,639 --> 00:21:24,107
Hey can you pee on this
pregnancy test for me?
653
00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:28,277
And give me Aaron's number?
654
00:21:28,278 --> 00:21:30,346
Anastasia wants to
interview us because
655
00:21:30,347 --> 00:21:32,181
she thinks we're
the working poor.
656
00:21:32,182 --> 00:21:33,716
But we have a
cleaning person.
657
00:21:33,717 --> 00:21:35,251
That bathroom was filthy.
658
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,453
You really need to
teach Billy how to aim.
659
00:21:37,472 --> 00:21:44,486
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