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And what's the one
thing she shouldn't do?
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Open the coffin.
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That's what grown-ups call,
"so bad it's good".
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You didn't tell me
there'd be monsters.
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Buddy it's called
"Monster Squad."
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And hey, the good guys
lived in the end!
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And the hero used the
Magic Spellbook to
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destroy the monsters and
save all the hot people.
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But I don't have a
Magic Spellbook.
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Hmm. Good point.
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So, how was guy's night?
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Did you watch
both Wiggles DVDs?
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I saw a head get cut off!
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What?!
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The special effects
were terrible.
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It was basically claymation.
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Now I'm scared of clay too!
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Okay.
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How was I supposed to know he
was going to be scared?
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The kid makes his own
lucky rabbit's feet.
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His last Google search
was the word "autopsy".
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Can Harry sleep over?
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I'll have nightmares
without Harry here.
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I know it.
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Well we're getting no sleep.
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Okay, yeah, Harry can
sleep on the couch.
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'Night, Harry!
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See you at breakfast o'clock!
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You're not actually
sleeping on the couch.
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So, in the king-sized
bed with you guys?
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You gays are so conservative.
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Billy's right, there are
monsters in this house.
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Scary ones.
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I used to give, give, give.
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I gave to these two ladies.
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That's my boy.
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Oh, and I'm also their donor.
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That's kind of my daughter,
huh, huh, huh.
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And she's a little bit pregnant
with my baby too.
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I'm Harry, but the kids,
they call me dad.
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Sync & corrections by No1
www.addic7ed.com.
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Did that come from our
ensuite bathroom?
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Harry!
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What are you doing here?
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I was in the neighborhood,
and I don't like using
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public bathrooms.
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You never know who's
been in there.
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So you just
decided to come...
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By the way, you're out of
the vitamins I like.
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You ate my Flintstones?
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Just the Barneys.
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I only buy them
for the Barneys!
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Janet, show this man out.
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Harry, this is
totally unacceptable,
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and a major violation
of our privacy.
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I know why you're irritable.
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I saw the antifungal creme behind
Jonathan's nose hair trimmer.
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Yes, that was Jonathan's
nose hair trimmer.
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Boundaries, Harry.
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From now on,
if you want to come over here,
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you need to schedule
an appointment.
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You want me to
plan my visits?
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In advance?
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What, with a crystal ball?
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Jonathan and I
schedule everything.
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Here, look.
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Breakfast
with the Wilsons.
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Plan holidays.
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F.M. SILK."
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That's... private.
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F.M. Silk?
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Huh.
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Silk was an R&B group
in the early 90s,
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right around the time you
would have met Jonathan.
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Silk's biggest hit was a sexy
ballad called Freak Me - F.M.
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Tomorrow at one o'clock you're
having sex with your husband.
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How did you...?
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Common sense.
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Wait.
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You schedule your sex?
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Why?
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You don't have to worry about
the different people
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you're having sex with
running into each other.
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Okay.
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We have nothing
to be ashamed of!
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We are very busy people and
with Jonathan's bad shoulder,
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he needs plenty of notice
to do his stretches
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before we have sex-
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We never spoke of this.
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I wish we hadn't.
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Ugh.
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What were we talking
about before?
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Boundaries.
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Morning, day,
and night sickness.
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But, as of today,
I am officially pregnant.
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I'm glad that baby finally
got its papers in order.
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I'm coming out of the
pregnancy closet.
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I'm telling my boss tomorrow!
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Neat! Gimme a sec.
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Help! Rose is living
in a dream world.
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One where redheads are sexy?
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She's going to tell her
boss that she's pregnant.
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Bad idea.
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I know!
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If she loses her job, I can't
support her and the baby.
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I've gotten used to a
certain kind of lifestyle.
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This is a lifestyle?
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Hey I make enough money to
enjoy some of the finer things.
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I pay someone to cut my hair,
I buy name brand-name soup,
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take the bus all I want.
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Telling your boss you're
pregnant is like
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FIRE ME.
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REDUCE MY HOURS.
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REPLACE ME WITH A GAY DUDE.
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Don't tell him.
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Hide your pregnancy.
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Just make sure when your
water breaks you don't do it
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over the books.
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What do you think
I do for a living?
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You're a librarian.
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You tell people to "Shhhh".
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I'm the assistant curator
of the college's
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printed materials archive.
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And I make the coffee.
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So you're a wanna-be
librarian?
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Shhhh!
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When a waitress tells me that
she's pregnant, all I hear is,
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"This job is now
my lowest priority."
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I will never be
on time again.
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"Oops, my boob just
leaked on table eight."
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That actually happened.
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Well, Billy's asleep already!
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He feels safe knowing
Harry's over again.
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Ah, pretending to stay over.
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You have to be here at
6:30 AM when he wakes up.
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That's the middle
of the night!
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Well there's nothing more
valuable than feeling safe.
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Especially in this
neighbourhood.
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Oh, please.
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There's like been two
break-ins on this street.
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Big deal.
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Yeah, big deal.
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Break-ins?
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But it's such a great area.
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Yeah you'd think those flowers
and lawns would offer
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some protection.
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I blame those roads.
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Some of them connect to
the rest of the city.
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Okay I will see you
in the morning.
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You know we don't
have an alarm system.
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And we really shouldn't
be lying to Billy.
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You don't actually want
me to stay over, do you?
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Well Michelle won't
like it, but...
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Shhh.
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When you put it that way...
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Walter, there's something
I want to tell you.
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Great.
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There's something
I want to tell you.
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But you go first.
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No, you go.
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"You're the boss."
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Hooo, sharp as a tack!
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That is why I want you to
replace Franca and interview
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for Head Curator of the
Rare Books Collection.
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You want me to watch over the
books no one can touch or read?
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That is my dream job.
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Whenever I played Rare Book
Collection as a little girl,
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I was always Head Curator!
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Great.
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Well it's a big pay raise, a
health plan, corner office.
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Well, it's a corner
of my office.
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Now the Board members are coming
in Saturday to interview people.
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That's not a problem
for you, right?
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Oh no, Saturday's no problem.
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Great, someone with no social
life is perfect for this job.
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The candidate's going to be
chained to their desk
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for the next year,
turning this place around.
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People with friends and
family need not apply!
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Oh you wanted to
tell me something?
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I'm getting fat.
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Hey!
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Ahh.
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What are you-!
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The door was unlocked.
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I guess you don't have to
worry about intruders
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in this neighbourhood.
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Clearly we do.
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We talked about this.
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That's why I'm here.
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To make an appointment
for our next visit.
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To show you I respect
your boundaries.
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Good.
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You can go now.
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Why, do you have
something scheduled?
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Let me check.
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"Calling Fire Department."
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How did I do that?
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May I?
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Oh hey Jonathan.
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Tomorrow Anastasia and Billy
and I have an appointment
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booked for bowling.
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Wanna join us?
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She wants to
hang out with me?
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In public?
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Yes!
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When?
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Around... one o'clock?
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Oooh.
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We're booked.
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Really?
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Doing what?
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None of your business-
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Meeting with a friend.
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F.M. Silk.
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Hmm. What does the
F.M. stand for?
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Frank-lin-cense Mc-Jenn-ifer.
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Well, enjoy your
appointment with.
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Franklincense McJennifer Silk.
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Oh, we will.
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Shall I bring the usual
equipment and supplies?
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You told him?
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Oh God.
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I gotta go.
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Zoey and Michelle
need to see me.
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Supplies?
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Oh..
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Have you no sense
of boundaries?
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But he...
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No buts.
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And no FM SILK
for you either!
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We've been robbed.
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Oh my God.
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Did they take my
Monster Squad DVD?
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Do you see what happens
when you rely on Harry?
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We leave and he
forgets to lock up!
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If a burglar wants in, they're
just going to break a window.
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Look around; See any
broken glass?
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Just saved you
eight hundred bucks.
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Ah ah, you're welcome.
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This is who you want
protecting you?
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He's not protection.
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He's just a decoy.
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Sorry.
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Look if you want to feel
secure, babe, you've got me.
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You've got me.
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I know.
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You're my protector.
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Ahhh!
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You feel scared and you
jump into Harry's arms!
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Harry's your protector.
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No, I wasn't... I didn't-
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Oh don't look at
me like that.
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And those are some of the
exciting changes I would make
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to the library if you
chose me for the position.
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Changes that are
long "overdue".
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I didn't barf once!
My boss will never know I'm pregnant.
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Couple of dry heaves though.
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Where did you go wrong?
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I don't know.
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I had the cold packs in my
shoes, I opened the windows,
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and I didn't
think about food.
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Never use a chair
that spins, rolls or reclines.
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How do you know
all this stuff, Harry?
266
00:08:56,084 --> 00:08:57,217
I'm a bartender.
267
00:08:57,218 --> 00:08:58,351
I know puke.
268
00:08:58,352 --> 00:08:59,920
Your notes are good,
you'll do fine.
269
00:08:59,921 --> 00:09:03,456
They're mother-
frenching amazing.
270
00:09:03,457 --> 00:09:06,358
And thank God,
'cause I'll need them.
271
00:09:06,359 --> 00:09:07,961
Thanks for coaching me.
272
00:09:07,962 --> 00:09:09,462
If I get this promotion it'll
be a huge load off my mind.
273
00:09:09,463 --> 00:09:11,197
Ugh, mine, too!
274
00:09:11,198 --> 00:09:12,264
Why would you
have a mind load?
275
00:09:12,265 --> 00:09:14,901
- What does my income have to do with you?
- Everything.
276
00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:16,836
'Kay look, if you
don't have enough,
277
00:09:16,837 --> 00:09:18,204
then I don't have enough. You can't
let them know you're pregnant.
278
00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:23,476
I have dreams of
owning a jet ski.
279
00:09:23,477 --> 00:09:25,111
I won't apologize for that.
280
00:09:25,112 --> 00:09:26,745
So wait, you're
only helping me
281
00:09:26,746 --> 00:09:29,815
get this job so I don't
become a moocher?
282
00:09:29,816 --> 00:09:31,584
You are so selfish.
283
00:09:31,585 --> 00:09:32,851
That's ridiculous.
284
00:09:32,852 --> 00:09:36,454
How do you think
that makes me feel?
285
00:09:38,390 --> 00:09:39,290
Jonathan?
286
00:09:39,291 --> 00:09:41,859
Come home, I miss you.
287
00:09:41,860 --> 00:09:44,695
I was hoping we could
reschedule our appointment.
288
00:09:44,696 --> 00:09:47,665
Nothing.
289
00:09:47,666 --> 00:09:49,134
If you come home now,
maybe we can play one of
290
00:09:49,135 --> 00:09:50,468
those games that
you like so much.
291
00:09:50,469 --> 00:09:52,436
You know, cops and robbers.
292
00:09:52,437 --> 00:09:54,204
Garfunkle and Cher.
293
00:09:54,205 --> 00:09:57,040
I cut you off for one day,
and you're having phone sex?
294
00:09:57,041 --> 00:09:57,641
Hey!
295
00:09:57,642 --> 00:09:58,775
Harry?!
296
00:09:58,776 --> 00:10:00,043
Why didn't you say something?
297
00:10:00,044 --> 00:10:01,345
I was chewing.
298
00:10:01,346 --> 00:10:03,847
Excuse me for
being a gentleman.
299
00:10:03,848 --> 00:10:06,049
I was calling you,
and Harry answered.
300
00:10:06,050 --> 00:10:07,017
Put him on speaker.
301
00:10:07,018 --> 00:10:08,083
Harry, what's going on here?
302
00:10:08,084 --> 00:10:10,686
Janet propositioned me.
303
00:10:10,687 --> 00:10:12,622
Lucky for you,
I don't like Cher.
304
00:10:12,623 --> 00:10:14,857
But I do for some reason
have your phone.
305
00:10:14,858 --> 00:10:15,891
Must have grabbed
the wrong one.
306
00:10:15,892 --> 00:10:17,193
Oh my god!
307
00:10:17,194 --> 00:10:17,726
France!
308
00:10:17,727 --> 00:10:18,894
The nude beach!
309
00:10:18,895 --> 00:10:20,329
Those very tasteful photos
I took of you?
310
00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:21,497
You still have those
photos on your phone?!
311
00:10:21,498 --> 00:10:22,731
You can take them off?
312
00:10:22,732 --> 00:10:23,698
Don't you keep
your phone locked?
313
00:10:23,699 --> 00:10:24,932
You can do that?
314
00:10:24,933 --> 00:10:28,537
Harry we need to switch these
phones back immediately
315
00:10:28,538 --> 00:10:32,474
or yours is going
into the trash.
316
00:10:32,475 --> 00:10:33,775
Hey, my phone's right here.
317
00:10:33,776 --> 00:10:35,243
I must have
grabbed them both.
318
00:10:35,244 --> 00:10:36,044
Huh.
319
00:10:36,045 --> 00:10:37,245
Come by for it tomorrow.
320
00:10:37,246 --> 00:10:38,380
If I go out, I'll leave
your phone in the kitchen.
321
00:10:38,381 --> 00:10:40,548
Okay wait wait wait wait-
how do we get inside?
322
00:10:40,549 --> 00:10:42,082
I'll leave my door
unlocked for you.
323
00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:43,984
I live in a good
neighbourhood.
324
00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,354
I heard it again.
325
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:48,789
Hey, remember what
I told you?
326
00:10:48,790 --> 00:10:49,923
I got you.
327
00:10:49,924 --> 00:10:51,892
I protect our home, okay.
328
00:10:51,893 --> 00:10:53,860
And besides, it's probably just
raccoons in the trash anyway.
329
00:10:56,163 --> 00:10:59,232
Those darn raccoons, playing
with their scrap metal.
330
00:10:59,233 --> 00:11:00,400
Well will you shoo them away?
331
00:11:00,401 --> 00:11:03,169
Because I want to wake up
alive-early - early.
332
00:11:03,170 --> 00:11:03,636
Okay.
333
00:11:03,637 --> 00:11:04,370
Alright.
334
00:11:04,371 --> 00:11:05,471
Go to bed, babe.
335
00:11:05,472 --> 00:11:06,439
I got this.
336
00:11:12,645 --> 00:11:18,183
It's just raccoons it's just
raccoons it's just raccoons.
337
00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:28,392
It's just raccoons.
338
00:11:33,265 --> 00:11:34,565
Billy, what are you doing?
339
00:11:34,566 --> 00:11:35,533
House patrol.
340
00:11:35,534 --> 00:11:37,335
I don't have a
Magic Spellbook.
341
00:11:37,336 --> 00:11:38,736
I need to protect us.
342
00:11:38,737 --> 00:11:40,304
I'm the goalie of our lives.
343
00:11:40,305 --> 00:11:43,640
Oh, honey that is so sweet, but
you don't need to do that, OK.
344
00:11:43,641 --> 00:11:45,842
We're here to keep you safe.
345
00:11:48,346 --> 00:11:50,980
You're using Billy
as a human shield?
346
00:11:50,981 --> 00:11:51,948
Yep.
347
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:58,054
He said my phone
would be here.
348
00:11:58,055 --> 00:11:59,455
Where is Harry, anyway?
349
00:11:59,456 --> 00:12:02,057
Bowling with Anastasia
and Billy.
350
00:12:06,062 --> 00:12:07,229
Got it!
351
00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:07,929
Thank God.
352
00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:09,030
Back to normal.
353
00:12:09,031 --> 00:12:10,266
Better than normal.
354
00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:12,334
We're trespassing on
Harry for a change.
355
00:12:12,335 --> 00:12:15,970
Look, he subscribes
to "O Magazine".
356
00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:19,240
He's so embarrassed he said
his name is "Occupant".
357
00:12:19,241 --> 00:12:20,475
I wonder how he'd feel
if we learned all his
358
00:12:20,476 --> 00:12:22,109
dirty little secrets?
359
00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:25,813
Yeah, went into
his medicine cabinet?
360
00:12:30,586 --> 00:12:32,118
This is hilarious!
361
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,053
What?
362
00:12:34,054 --> 00:12:36,690
Looks like Mr. Macho
has sensitive teeth.
363
00:12:36,691 --> 00:12:38,792
And he acts like he's
king of the jungle.
364
00:12:38,793 --> 00:12:42,462
Mr. High & Mighty has to take
care with his ice cream.
365
00:12:42,463 --> 00:12:45,098
God, this is so exciting.
366
00:12:46,768 --> 00:12:52,070
So... am I still cut off?
367
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:57,075
Only for another
fifteen minutes.
368
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:57,810
Come on.
369
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:06,217
I hope you guys don't mind,
but I brought my own chair.
370
00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:08,320
Someone is wearing a
very strong cologne.
371
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,388
Oh. Thanks!
372
00:13:10,389 --> 00:13:14,992
Ok, so why am I here?
373
00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:17,696
"Books. Matter."
374
00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:21,097
Oh, sorry we have to work
right through lunch so we
375
00:13:21,098 --> 00:13:22,966
ordered in some sushi.
376
00:13:22,967 --> 00:13:26,303
But we're on a tight schedule;
You go right ahead.
377
00:13:26,304 --> 00:13:27,638
Okay.
378
00:13:27,639 --> 00:13:28,872
Dig in!
379
00:13:28,873 --> 00:13:30,441
I can see you checking
out the sea urchin.
380
00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:31,274
No!
381
00:13:31,275 --> 00:13:32,776
Thank you.
382
00:13:32,777 --> 00:13:36,512
I'm going to focus on the
comprehensive plan, which I have-
383
00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:40,115
Where's my red binder?
384
00:13:40,116 --> 00:13:42,752
Has anyone seen a red binder?
385
00:13:42,753 --> 00:13:44,487
I got some red snapper!
386
00:13:44,488 --> 00:13:47,724
I'll look for that binder
in the ladies room.
387
00:13:47,725 --> 00:13:49,225
What, are you sick, Rose?
388
00:13:49,226 --> 00:13:51,260
Sickness?
389
00:13:51,261 --> 00:13:52,494
In the morning?
390
00:13:52,495 --> 00:13:55,296
Not me.
391
00:13:55,297 --> 00:13:57,165
I'm just a little hung over.
392
00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:58,199
From alcohol.
393
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,234
Which I love.
394
00:13:59,235 --> 00:14:00,869
No reason not to drink it.
395
00:14:00,870 --> 00:14:05,574
So if I seem a little pale or
sweaty or forgetful, hey,
396
00:14:05,575 --> 00:14:07,508
maybe I had one too many
rum and vodkas.
397
00:14:07,509 --> 00:14:09,777
Hey, maybe I'm
drunk right now.
398
00:14:09,778 --> 00:14:12,913
No no...
399
00:14:12,914 --> 00:14:14,548
Alright look, I'm just going
to level with you guys.
400
00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:19,119
I'm... having an epic period.
401
00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,856
'Cause periods totally
happen to me all the time.
402
00:14:21,857 --> 00:14:25,024
You ladies know what I'm
talking about, right?
403
00:14:25,025 --> 00:14:26,526
Oh God.
404
00:14:31,532 --> 00:14:33,400
Rose, I'm pretty sure I know
where the binder is-
405
00:14:33,401 --> 00:14:34,233
Hello.
406
00:14:34,234 --> 00:14:35,835
Oh my god.
407
00:14:35,836 --> 00:14:39,738
My... My... Oh God.
408
00:14:39,739 --> 00:14:40,873
Ana.
409
00:14:40,874 --> 00:14:42,775
Honey.
410
00:14:42,776 --> 00:14:44,109
We were not having sex.
411
00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:46,512
Oh, God what were
you doing then?
412
00:14:46,513 --> 00:14:47,513
Okay.
413
00:14:47,514 --> 00:14:48,914
We were having sex.
414
00:14:48,915 --> 00:14:49,981
Nothing worse.
415
00:14:49,982 --> 00:14:52,651
I'm going to need
the red binder.
416
00:15:00,726 --> 00:15:02,793
It's best to never even
think about it again.
417
00:15:02,794 --> 00:15:03,860
I know, you
already said that.
418
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,796
I'm actually
talking to myself.
419
00:15:05,797 --> 00:15:07,597
Okay, this is a library.
420
00:15:07,598 --> 00:15:09,934
Try not to die
of boredom alright.
421
00:15:09,935 --> 00:15:11,868
You guys wait here.
422
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,708
The Magic Spellbook!
423
00:15:20,945 --> 00:15:22,145
What took you so long?
424
00:15:22,146 --> 00:15:24,247
And why does my binder
smell like hand sanitizer?
425
00:15:24,248 --> 00:15:25,581
You don't want either answer.
426
00:15:25,582 --> 00:15:26,816
Well you're too late.
427
00:15:26,817 --> 00:15:27,716
I had to wing it.
428
00:15:27,717 --> 00:15:28,851
You mean like improv?
429
00:15:28,852 --> 00:15:30,253
Rose, no one likes improv.
430
00:15:30,254 --> 00:15:31,687
I know that now!
431
00:15:31,688 --> 00:15:33,889
I started in on my big plan,
but it quickly morphed into
432
00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:34,990
how books are obsolete.
433
00:15:34,991 --> 00:15:36,858
And then I talked
about my period again.
434
00:15:36,859 --> 00:15:38,226
Again?
435
00:15:38,227 --> 00:15:39,361
They turned me down
on the spot.
436
00:15:39,362 --> 00:15:41,330
And Walter's sending me for a
weekend of Sensitivity Training.
437
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,597
No no no no.
438
00:15:42,598 --> 00:15:44,366
Harry, I'm done.
439
00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:46,034
I won't let you
give up so easily.
440
00:15:46,035 --> 00:15:47,135
We need this job.
441
00:15:47,136 --> 00:15:48,470
We?
442
00:15:48,471 --> 00:15:50,671
Oh that's right, you're
protecting your jet-ski fund.
443
00:15:50,672 --> 00:15:52,106
Okay, let me explain.
444
00:15:52,107 --> 00:15:53,474
Jet skis are really awesome-
445
00:15:54,809 --> 00:15:55,776
Good timing!
446
00:15:55,777 --> 00:15:57,578
I just got the Magic
book out of the case,
447
00:15:57,579 --> 00:15:58,612
and now there's a fire drill.
448
00:16:02,851 --> 00:16:04,118
Guys.
449
00:16:04,119 --> 00:16:07,187
Huge misunderstanding.
450
00:16:07,188 --> 00:16:08,989
You are smart.
451
00:16:10,257 --> 00:16:12,359
Billy, don't say
a word to them.
452
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,759
Libraries suck.
453
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:14,760
Shhh.
454
00:16:18,113 --> 00:16:19,480
Anastasia, are you alright?
455
00:16:19,481 --> 00:16:20,948
No, of course not.
456
00:16:20,949 --> 00:16:22,449
I'm in a LIBRARY.
457
00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:24,018
Mom, you're missing a button.
458
00:16:24,019 --> 00:16:24,952
Where were you guys?
459
00:16:24,953 --> 00:16:26,253
Honey, you saw.
460
00:16:26,254 --> 00:16:27,187
We were having se-
461
00:16:27,188 --> 00:16:28,288
Stop! Stop talking.
462
00:16:28,289 --> 00:16:30,423
I'm trying to blank that out.
463
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:31,825
Ugh. It's back in
my head now.
464
00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:32,959
Try to meet me half way here.
465
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:34,027
What happened?
466
00:16:34,028 --> 00:16:35,028
Nothing. I saw nothing.
467
00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:36,062
My parents weren't doing it.
468
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,096
Where's Billy?
469
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,398
Why would he
steal an old book?
470
00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:40,299
He said something about a
movie with a magic book
471
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,635
that traps monsters?
472
00:16:41,636 --> 00:16:42,869
Harry's fault.
473
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:44,203
And about having to
grow up too fast...
474
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:47,172
I dunno, I stopped listening.
475
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,141
I wonder why Billy thinks
that we're the ones
476
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,242
who need protection.
477
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,044
That is not fair.
478
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,478
You are reading too much
into a knee-jerk reaction.
479
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,047
Well knee-jerks say a
lot about a person.
480
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,882
You used Billy as
a human shield.
481
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,450
No wonder he felt threatened.
482
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,285
Or, maybe he feels
threatened because
483
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,654
he knows you don't feel safe
unless you're in Harry's arms?
484
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,757
That was just a
knee-jerk reac-
485
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:12,163
This area's for cops
and robbers only.
486
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:13,665
How'd you get in?
487
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,832
The campus cops are all twenty-
year-olds with crushes on me.
488
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,133
But hey, thanks for
doing your part
489
00:17:16,134 --> 00:17:17,901
in making this
the worst day ever.
490
00:17:17,902 --> 00:17:19,502
It's nice to see you too.
491
00:17:19,503 --> 00:17:21,371
We've been rotting in
this cage for an hour.
492
00:17:21,372 --> 00:17:22,706
I don't mind waiting,
but my partner here is a
493
00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:24,340
ticking time bomb.
494
00:17:24,341 --> 00:17:25,909
But you're right.
495
00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:27,444
Worst day ever.
496
00:17:27,445 --> 00:17:28,946
Your day?
497
00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:30,313
I tried to help someone,
and what happened?
498
00:17:30,314 --> 00:17:32,816
Didn't get to go bowling,
saw male genitalia-
499
00:17:32,817 --> 00:17:34,550
and got accused of
Grand Theft book.
500
00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:36,018
Awwwrrgh.
501
00:17:36,019 --> 00:17:38,020
They're going to
fire me, Harry.
502
00:17:38,021 --> 00:17:39,555
They can't do this to me.
503
00:17:39,556 --> 00:17:40,856
Now I'm going to have
to pay for everything.
504
00:17:40,857 --> 00:17:43,793
I'm sorry,
let me do that again.
505
00:17:45,095 --> 00:17:46,696
That's so awful for you.
506
00:17:46,697 --> 00:17:47,830
Really.
507
00:17:47,831 --> 00:17:48,998
All because you blew
a presentation?
508
00:17:48,999 --> 00:17:51,833
No, because they assume I'm
the brains behind this heist.
509
00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:53,001
Obviously.
510
00:17:56,272 --> 00:17:58,140
Feel free to
apologize anytime.
511
00:17:58,141 --> 00:17:59,308
Apologize for what?
512
00:17:59,309 --> 00:18:00,576
Going rogue.
513
00:18:00,577 --> 00:18:02,043
Roping me into an
unscheduled tryst.
514
00:18:02,044 --> 00:18:03,579
Now look what happened.
515
00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:04,713
That's it!
516
00:18:04,714 --> 00:18:05,714
That's what was different.
517
00:18:05,715 --> 00:18:07,181
It was spontaneous.
518
00:18:07,182 --> 00:18:09,350
It was raw.
519
00:18:09,351 --> 00:18:10,651
You liked that?
520
00:18:10,652 --> 00:18:11,952
Well I didn't like
being walked in on.
521
00:18:11,953 --> 00:18:13,521
But before that...
522
00:18:13,522 --> 00:18:15,356
wow.
523
00:18:15,357 --> 00:18:19,127
I haven't got a wow
from you in years.
524
00:18:26,234 --> 00:18:27,367
So is it true, Rose?
525
00:18:27,368 --> 00:18:29,569
You have a relationship
with this thief?
526
00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:31,505
Yes. Well no.
527
00:18:31,506 --> 00:18:33,072
I mean we've never actually
kissed before but
528
00:18:33,073 --> 00:18:34,040
there have been some
awkward moments.
529
00:18:35,443 --> 00:18:37,810
This was a mistake.
530
00:18:37,811 --> 00:18:39,011
No one meant to steal a book.
531
00:18:39,012 --> 00:18:40,179
I would like to
believe you, Rose.
532
00:18:40,180 --> 00:18:41,647
But you have not been
yourself lately.
533
00:18:41,648 --> 00:18:43,115
Rose is innocent.
534
00:18:43,116 --> 00:18:45,884
I stole the book,
and I did it alone.
535
00:18:45,885 --> 00:18:47,153
I'll even pay for it.
536
00:18:47,154 --> 00:18:49,421
That book is worth
sixty thousand dollars.
537
00:18:49,422 --> 00:18:51,223
I hate to flip-flop here.
538
00:18:51,224 --> 00:18:53,959
I just said that to help
a pregnant single mom.
539
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:57,328
It was the kid.
540
00:18:57,329 --> 00:18:58,797
Rose, you're pregnant?
541
00:18:58,798 --> 00:18:59,998
A little bit?
542
00:18:59,999 --> 00:19:02,100
Oh dear, after Franca
and the others,
543
00:19:02,101 --> 00:19:03,869
everyone will just assume
this one's mine, too.
544
00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:05,671
Why would they-
545
00:19:05,672 --> 00:19:06,905
You knocked up Franca?!
546
00:19:06,906 --> 00:19:09,074
Why did you think there
was a job available?
547
00:19:09,075 --> 00:19:11,208
I mean what are you
talking about?
548
00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:14,411
Walter I am as disappointed
as I am inspired.
549
00:19:14,412 --> 00:19:17,782
So, we might just forget about
this whole stolen book thing?
550
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,449
And Rose gets a promotion.
551
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:22,653
We'd hate to burden you with
an unlawful termination suit.
552
00:19:22,654 --> 00:19:25,355
Denying someone a job just
because they're pregnant?
553
00:19:25,356 --> 00:19:27,323
Dicey.
554
00:19:27,324 --> 00:19:30,426
Oh, we don't want to go down
that ugly road, no sirree!
555
00:19:30,427 --> 00:19:31,327
Congratulations, Rose.
556
00:19:31,328 --> 00:19:32,295
I'll see you Monday.
557
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,262
Thank you.
558
00:19:35,599 --> 00:19:37,067
Nice job protecting
your jet ski fund.
559
00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:38,367
Rose.
560
00:19:38,368 --> 00:19:40,203
If I have to give up
my fancy name-brand soup
561
00:19:40,204 --> 00:19:42,938
and unlimited bus rides for
this baby, then I will.
562
00:19:42,939 --> 00:19:45,774
That's nice, for me, I mean you
threw Billy under the bus.
563
00:19:45,775 --> 00:19:46,809
Smart, huh?
564
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,443
Until he's eighteen,
he's above the law!
565
00:19:51,414 --> 00:19:52,748
Would you calm down?
566
00:19:52,749 --> 00:19:53,849
Our baby's in danger.
567
00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:57,452
We need to stand up and
ding something!
568
00:19:57,453 --> 00:19:59,087
Hi, do you know
what time it is?
569
00:19:59,088 --> 00:20:00,088
It's ten after...
570
00:20:00,089 --> 00:20:01,355
It's Carrot Stick Snacktime.
571
00:20:01,356 --> 00:20:02,790
Billy never misses
Carrot Stick Snacktime.
572
00:20:02,791 --> 00:20:04,125
This ends now.
573
00:20:04,126 --> 00:20:07,328
Nobody stands between my son
and his healthy snacks.
574
00:20:07,329 --> 00:20:08,129
You got it?
575
00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:09,964
Mommies!
576
00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:10,732
Hi.
577
00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:11,733
Hi pumpkin!
578
00:20:11,734 --> 00:20:13,701
I got fingerprinted!
579
00:20:16,704 --> 00:20:19,472
Look I get scared every
once in a while.
580
00:20:19,473 --> 00:20:22,142
But that does not mean that we
need a man in the house, okay?
581
00:20:22,143 --> 00:20:24,544
Cause we have you,
and your fiery streak.
582
00:20:26,214 --> 00:20:29,216
Hey, have you guys seen
my Mom and Dad?
583
00:20:29,217 --> 00:20:31,383
We'll be out of here
in no time honey.
584
00:20:31,384 --> 00:20:33,986
Don't worry about us.
585
00:20:33,987 --> 00:20:35,054
More book thieves?
586
00:20:35,055 --> 00:20:36,889
Indecent exposure
in the stacks.
587
00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:38,891
I don't want to
talk about it.
588
00:20:38,892 --> 00:20:43,229
Innocent until
proven guilty, honey!
589
00:20:43,230 --> 00:20:44,663
Oh my god!
590
00:20:44,664 --> 00:20:46,331
I want therapy
for my birthday!
591
00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:48,633
Have you no boundaries!
592
00:20:51,926 --> 00:20:54,261
I could never replace
you with Harry.
593
00:20:54,262 --> 00:20:57,531
Harry, however,
is easy to replace.
594
00:20:57,532 --> 00:20:59,533
You're getting us a dog?!
595
00:20:59,534 --> 00:21:00,434
We're getting a dog!
596
00:21:00,435 --> 00:21:01,869
No.
597
00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:03,504
We were thinking,
with the baby on the way,
598
00:21:03,505 --> 00:21:05,138
maybe Harry was
due for a raise?
599
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,373
How 'bout a better title?
600
00:21:06,374 --> 00:21:07,807
Senior Vice President of
Beverage Distribution.
601
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,542
We were thinking more
of a financial-
602
00:21:09,543 --> 00:21:10,610
Senior VP?
603
00:21:10,611 --> 00:21:12,178
Really?
604
00:21:12,179 --> 00:21:15,615
Now go clean up the vomit
outside the women's washroom.
605
00:21:15,616 --> 00:21:17,183
Mr. Vice President.
606
00:21:17,184 --> 00:21:18,751
Yes!
607
00:21:18,752 --> 00:21:20,420
I want to see you on the 7th.
608
00:21:20,421 --> 00:21:21,420
What time?
609
00:21:21,421 --> 00:21:23,688
Somewhere between 6 and 9 pm.
610
00:21:23,689 --> 00:21:25,590
The exact time will
be spontaneous.
611
00:21:25,591 --> 00:21:27,626
Mmmm... I'll be there.
612
00:21:27,627 --> 00:21:29,428
How are you for the 14th?
613
00:21:29,429 --> 00:21:29,961
Good.
614
00:21:29,962 --> 00:21:31,463
Real good.
615
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:34,033
Oh, I've got a meeting
with my broker.
616
00:21:34,034 --> 00:21:36,835
- Can you move it?
- I'm moving it right now.
617
00:21:36,836 --> 00:21:42,306
Yes you are. Yes you are.
618
00:21:42,331 --> 00:21:44,908
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