1 00:00:04,092 --> 00:00:05,092 Previously... 2 00:00:05,117 --> 00:00:07,710 I thought you told me Obie Garbeau was a killer. 3 00:00:07,735 --> 00:00:09,670 Yeah. A killer businessman. 4 00:00:09,695 --> 00:00:10,898 What are you doing here? 5 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:13,264 There is a change of ownership in the works. 6 00:00:13,289 --> 00:00:15,881 Consider it the validation of a good idea. 7 00:00:15,906 --> 00:00:17,851 I got something Buck Bridges might want. 8 00:00:17,875 --> 00:00:20,265 Obie's about to make a big purchase, 9 00:00:20,290 --> 00:00:24,486 and I thought your guy might want to buy it before Obie does. 10 00:00:24,511 --> 00:00:27,461 How does Roger feel about you bringing Cody in? 11 00:00:27,486 --> 00:00:28,829 Let's do this! 12 00:00:30,971 --> 00:00:33,025 She's a failed TV journalist 13 00:00:33,050 --> 00:00:36,353 with undue interest in Mr. Garbeau's affairs. 14 00:00:36,378 --> 00:00:39,066 Can I trust you to handle a task on your own? 15 00:00:39,091 --> 00:00:40,473 Can someone help me? Hey. 16 00:00:45,396 --> 00:00:46,897 I'll put you on my payroll, 17 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:48,728 you can grow with us. 18 00:00:48,753 --> 00:00:51,284 I-I knew I wouldn't want to talk about it, 19 00:00:51,309 --> 00:00:53,566 - so I bought a special hat. - You're in denial. 20 00:00:55,868 --> 00:00:57,951 I knew you were ready. 21 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:08,298 Have you all seen Louise? I'm gonna head... 22 00:01:08,323 --> 00:01:11,630 Is that Ms. Krystal Stubbs or... 23 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:12,834 Elly May Clampett? 24 00:01:14,042 --> 00:01:16,510 Yeah, sorry. I thought Louise would be here. 25 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,400 Louise is at the stables. 26 00:01:18,425 --> 00:01:19,638 - Mr. Garbeau? - Yes. 27 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:21,494 You need to hold still. 28 00:01:23,189 --> 00:01:25,486 - May I just say two words? - Of course. 29 00:01:25,790 --> 00:01:27,104 You're fired. 30 00:01:28,361 --> 00:01:31,055 The rest of you can cast my mouth parts 31 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:32,992 when I'm damn well done talking. 32 00:01:35,423 --> 00:01:39,648 Krystal, you are witnessing my annual bronze bust casting. 33 00:01:39,673 --> 00:01:41,312 I need the contours of my face 34 00:01:41,337 --> 00:01:42,494 to be remembered accurately 35 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,479 in the event that I'm assassinated. 36 00:01:44,978 --> 00:01:46,312 Okay. 37 00:01:46,337 --> 00:01:48,458 Well, I'm done for today. 38 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:50,798 Don't go just yet. 39 00:01:52,603 --> 00:01:54,234 Get a cigar for me. 40 00:01:54,259 --> 00:01:56,967 They're in the box over there, somewhere. 41 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,822 Over there. 42 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,389 Thank you. 43 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:12,697 Oh, I need the cutter, as well. 44 00:02:15,015 --> 00:02:17,837 The cutter. The cutter. 45 00:02:24,042 --> 00:02:26,447 Do you need me to light it for you, too? 46 00:02:33,916 --> 00:02:36,228 There is no smoking on the premises. 47 00:02:38,964 --> 00:02:41,345 - Bye. - You're dismissed. 48 00:03:21,671 --> 00:03:25,070 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 49 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:30,977 Franklin... 50 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,295 Jefferson... 51 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,008 Washington... 52 00:03:35,165 --> 00:03:37,311 Founders American Merchandise 53 00:03:37,336 --> 00:03:39,116 is proud to present... 54 00:03:39,141 --> 00:03:41,491 Wham Bam Thank You FAM! 55 00:03:41,516 --> 00:03:43,897 37th Anniversary Jam! 56 00:03:46,297 --> 00:03:50,264 In beautiful Downtown Orlando, Florida, 57 00:03:50,289 --> 00:03:53,375 with your hosts, Founders American Merchandise 58 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:58,004 Southeast Platinum Washington distributor Obie Garbeau II 59 00:03:58,029 --> 00:03:59,965 and Founders American Merchandise 60 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:04,570 West Platinum Washington distributor Buck Bridges. 61 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:07,514 Come for the sun, stay for the week of fun, 62 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:09,291 motivational seminars, 63 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:12,486 meet and greets, new products, new downline, 64 00:04:12,511 --> 00:04:16,741 - _ - prizes, IBOs from all across America. 65 00:04:16,766 --> 00:04:19,656 Call your upline now for tickets. 66 00:04:20,445 --> 00:04:24,406 We're kicking it all off with our annual charity telethon. 67 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:28,445 This year, we're raising money for the FAM Orphan Fund. 68 00:04:28,883 --> 00:04:31,694 Can you believe this little businessman is an orphan? 69 00:04:31,719 --> 00:04:33,281 - Aww. - I can't. 70 00:04:33,860 --> 00:04:37,147 The Jam is all about getting the tools you need 71 00:04:37,172 --> 00:04:40,444 to build a moneymaking distribution business. 72 00:04:40,469 --> 00:04:42,883 But FAM doesn't just build businesses. 73 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:45,328 - FAM builds families. - FAM builds families. 74 00:04:49,141 --> 00:04:50,891 Catch all our special guests, 75 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:53,514 including Plate-Spinning Polly, 76 00:04:53,539 --> 00:04:55,954 - Ernie Gomes and Family... - Dad, that's you. 77 00:04:55,979 --> 00:04:57,522 You're gonna be famous. 78 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,913 Nah. Y-Your mom and me are gonna talk 79 00:04:59,938 --> 00:05:01,758 about the importance of family. 80 00:05:02,078 --> 00:05:03,637 You're gonna be famous. 81 00:05:03,662 --> 00:05:05,117 You remember your part? 82 00:05:05,297 --> 00:05:06,977 Check it. 83 00:05:07,643 --> 00:05:10,180 FAM is... 84 00:05:11,828 --> 00:05:13,632 ... way cool. 85 00:05:14,572 --> 00:05:17,022 ... FAM fireworks extravaganza. 86 00:05:19,617 --> 00:05:21,608 ... meet and greets, new products, 87 00:05:21,633 --> 00:05:24,157 new downline, prizes, 88 00:05:24,182 --> 00:05:27,093 IBOs from all across America. 89 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:30,263 Call your upline now for tickets. 90 00:05:33,907 --> 00:05:34,907 Dad? 91 00:05:38,727 --> 00:05:40,927 You're swimming in the deep end now. 92 00:05:41,583 --> 00:05:44,198 It's natural for you to feel fear. 93 00:05:44,231 --> 00:05:46,105 But it's like I always say... 94 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:48,831 It's not the fear that's dangerous. 95 00:05:48,856 --> 00:05:52,245 It's how you respond. 96 00:05:52,270 --> 00:05:54,955 The second you let the fear take control of you, 97 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:58,261 your words, your mind, your future, 98 00:05:58,286 --> 00:06:00,425 you've lost. 99 00:06:00,450 --> 00:06:02,464 You see, a Founders man takes that fear, 100 00:06:02,489 --> 00:06:04,362 and he turns it into drive. 101 00:06:04,387 --> 00:06:07,092 A Founders man takes that fear, 102 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:11,079 and he uses it to gas up his luxury sedan. 103 00:06:12,637 --> 00:06:15,347 And one, two, three, four, 104 00:06:15,372 --> 00:06:17,800 five, six, seven, eight. 105 00:06:17,825 --> 00:06:20,371 One, two, three, four, 106 00:06:20,396 --> 00:06:22,552 five, six, seven, eight. 107 00:06:22,577 --> 00:06:25,067 And Louise, two, three, four... 108 00:06:25,092 --> 00:06:27,919 Gosh, I hope we've hired a different spotlight operator. 109 00:06:27,944 --> 00:06:30,161 Last year, they made me look like Bea Arthur. 110 00:06:30,896 --> 00:06:32,700 Oh, you could start backlit. 111 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:35,005 That was my secret in my pageant days. 112 00:06:35,416 --> 00:06:37,692 I could help you with the lighting if you want. 113 00:06:37,717 --> 00:06:40,294 - Or choreography or... - Oh, Krystal. 114 00:06:40,319 --> 00:06:42,364 Gosh, I just love your zip. 115 00:06:42,779 --> 00:06:44,372 But, you know, you'd be surprised 116 00:06:44,397 --> 00:06:47,536 just how far you can go if you just pay your dues. 117 00:06:48,368 --> 00:06:50,872 That's something that I'd like us to explore. 118 00:06:51,377 --> 00:06:53,520 You've only been working here for what, two weeks? 119 00:06:53,545 --> 00:06:55,395 Right? And you got a little ahead of yourself 120 00:06:55,420 --> 00:06:58,137 with Splashercize, if you remember. 121 00:06:59,624 --> 00:07:01,833 But you're part of this family. 122 00:07:02,081 --> 00:07:03,778 So for Wham Bam, 123 00:07:04,012 --> 00:07:07,192 well, I'm thinking maybe you might want to do our makeup. 124 00:07:07,217 --> 00:07:09,364 Huh? How's that sound? 125 00:07:10,448 --> 00:07:11,755 Yeah. 126 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:14,450 Oh, I'm thinking maybe a-a deep violet 127 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:16,505 to really make your eyes pop. 128 00:07:16,530 --> 00:07:18,841 - No, I'm not... - I love it. 129 00:07:19,061 --> 00:07:20,357 ... surprised... 130 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:24,091 ... that you came up with such a great idea, Krystal. 131 00:07:24,558 --> 00:07:25,591 Oh, and, dear, 132 00:07:25,616 --> 00:07:26,887 we need a little work still 133 00:07:26,912 --> 00:07:28,966 on the fire totems for the week, 134 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:31,184 so, uh, if you wouldn't mind staying late, 135 00:07:31,209 --> 00:07:34,376 then Kiyoko will stay, and she'll watch Destinee, all right? 136 00:07:34,686 --> 00:07:36,813 - Of course, Louise. - That's great. 137 00:07:36,838 --> 00:07:38,376 All right, I need agua. 138 00:07:38,401 --> 00:07:39,401 Pronto. 139 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:43,187 Boy, really wears you out, huh? 140 00:07:55,381 --> 00:07:57,383 You know any En Vogue? 141 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,211 - What's that? - You know. 142 00:08:00,236 --> 00:08:04,085 ? Free your mind and the rest will follow ? 143 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,479 You may pack up now, Melody. 144 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:12,852 Melody doesn't listen to dirty music. 145 00:08:12,877 --> 00:08:14,985 Dirty music? En Vogue? 146 00:08:15,010 --> 00:08:16,352 I've heard that song. 147 00:08:16,624 --> 00:08:20,003 It's about being a prostitute and selling dope. 148 00:08:20,028 --> 00:08:22,719 You'll find that as your own daughter grows, 149 00:08:22,744 --> 00:08:25,790 that it's important to monitor what she's exposed to. 150 00:08:26,579 --> 00:08:28,882 Garbage in, garbage out. 151 00:08:52,654 --> 00:08:54,069 I see you. 152 00:08:55,179 --> 00:08:57,429 Oh. Hey... 153 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,600 Krystal. 154 00:08:59,770 --> 00:09:01,772 I'm just... I'm enjoying the scenery. 155 00:09:01,797 --> 00:09:04,741 This, uh... this bush, for instance. 156 00:09:04,766 --> 00:09:06,851 This is an Ilex aquifolium, 157 00:09:06,876 --> 00:09:09,460 also known as a Nellie Stevens Holly. 158 00:09:09,485 --> 00:09:11,362 It's incredible. Incredible tree. 159 00:09:11,387 --> 00:09:12,944 You're the nelly. 160 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,757 Does Louise know that you're smoking? 161 00:09:18,837 --> 00:09:20,172 You know, Obie always says 162 00:09:20,197 --> 00:09:23,038 the only habit nastier than smoking is poverty. 163 00:09:23,378 --> 00:09:25,554 You got to quit spying on me, Cody. 164 00:09:26,452 --> 00:09:27,452 - I'm not... - If you want 165 00:09:27,477 --> 00:09:29,520 to accuse me of something, accuse me. 166 00:09:48,118 --> 00:09:52,374 If, um, someone were trying to give Mr. Garbeau a bad name, 167 00:09:52,399 --> 00:09:54,776 like, if they were doing it on purpose, 168 00:09:54,801 --> 00:09:57,889 what-what would the punishment be? 169 00:09:58,327 --> 00:10:00,616 Are you anticipating punishment? 170 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:01,641 No. 171 00:10:03,293 --> 00:10:05,913 No, no, I'm just... I'm thinking ahead. 172 00:10:06,770 --> 00:10:07,984 You know, like that journalist, 173 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,538 if she... if she did something, 174 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,467 or if things get hinky this week 175 00:10:12,492 --> 00:10:15,233 at the Wham Bam Thank You FAM 37th Anniversary Jam. 176 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:19,817 If there's aggression, we put a stop to it. 177 00:10:22,995 --> 00:10:25,233 Yeah. Totally. 178 00:10:28,297 --> 00:10:32,108 But when Mr. Garbeau was swearing me in, 179 00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,983 he-he mentioned, um... 180 00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:36,302 ... killing. 181 00:10:37,339 --> 00:10:39,607 That never happened before, right? 182 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,234 We put a stop to it. 183 00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:50,530 Excuse me. Mr. Garbeau is asking for you. 184 00:10:51,322 --> 00:10:53,085 Uh, apologies, Mr. Penland. 185 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,960 He asked for Mr. Bo-nair. 186 00:11:01,314 --> 00:11:02,811 It's "Bonar." 187 00:11:31,693 --> 00:11:32,780 Hmm. 188 00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:35,100 You know, I never had a son. 189 00:11:40,387 --> 00:11:44,225 Which is why the FAM Orphan Fund means so much to me. 190 00:11:48,382 --> 00:11:50,803 Oh. We can't have any streaks. 191 00:11:54,194 --> 00:11:56,732 If any sickos or perverts 192 00:11:56,757 --> 00:11:58,866 were to lay a hand on one of those kids, 193 00:11:58,891 --> 00:12:01,561 I would dismember them piece by piece. 194 00:12:01,586 --> 00:12:03,171 Yeah. Me, too. 195 00:12:03,196 --> 00:12:06,132 I haven't been able to think about anything else for weeks. 196 00:12:06,157 --> 00:12:08,491 I need you to promise me something. 197 00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:11,877 Of course, sir, anything. 198 00:12:11,953 --> 00:12:13,819 With the telethon upon us, 199 00:12:13,844 --> 00:12:18,120 I want you to be in charge of protecting those children 200 00:12:18,145 --> 00:12:19,870 - from the sickos. - Yes. 201 00:12:19,895 --> 00:12:22,417 - Nothing is to happen to them. - No. No, sir. 202 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,855 You know, you've been issued a firearm for a reason. 203 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,966 You are the last line of defense from the sickos. 204 00:12:28,995 --> 00:12:30,300 Yes, sir. 205 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,398 Here. 206 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:37,339 Here. Here. 207 00:12:40,003 --> 00:12:42,316 Okay. Very good. 208 00:12:42,341 --> 00:12:44,433 We're good. Good, good, good. 209 00:12:44,809 --> 00:12:46,620 Oh. I, um... 210 00:12:46,645 --> 00:12:49,267 I bought a box of toys for the kids. 211 00:12:49,292 --> 00:12:51,828 - Don't forget to bring that with you. - Okay. 212 00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:53,863 Spectacular work, son. 213 00:12:55,092 --> 00:12:56,865 Spectacular. 214 00:12:56,974 --> 00:12:57,974 Thank you. 215 00:13:36,675 --> 00:13:40,831 Okay. Um, "Who was the smartest man in the Bible?" 216 00:13:40,856 --> 00:13:42,613 I don't know. Who? 217 00:13:43,093 --> 00:13:45,620 "Abraham. He knew a Lot." 218 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,113 "A Lot." 219 00:13:48,676 --> 00:13:50,946 Yeah. Genesis. 220 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,652 Yeah, okay, then. 221 00:13:57,042 --> 00:13:59,589 "Why do you have to be quiet in church?" 222 00:13:59,718 --> 00:14:02,402 - Why? - "Because people are sleeping." Oh. 223 00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:05,058 Guess they're not afraid to go after the pastors, hmm? 224 00:14:17,380 --> 00:14:20,308 I'm sorry, Bets. Uh, I don't think he's coming. 225 00:14:22,582 --> 00:14:24,581 Do you think it's the FAM again? 226 00:14:31,222 --> 00:14:33,378 Yeah. I do. 227 00:14:33,403 --> 00:14:36,316 Darn it, Bets, I've told you, it's Wham Bam. 228 00:14:36,341 --> 00:14:38,488 Now is not the time to talk about it! 229 00:14:38,513 --> 00:14:41,245 You said... you said you would wear that hat 230 00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:43,714 and talk to me on July 25. 231 00:14:43,837 --> 00:14:45,597 Now, I didn't get the hat thing at first, 232 00:14:45,622 --> 00:14:46,886 but I went with it. 233 00:14:46,911 --> 00:14:50,097 July 25 was last week, and now it's Wham Bam. 234 00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:53,441 I am so sick of you hiding behind FAM. 235 00:14:53,466 --> 00:14:56,503 I am not hiding! I-I am helping people. 236 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:57,636 Are you? 237 00:14:57,661 --> 00:15:00,245 Are any of these people making any money, Ernie? 238 00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:01,941 I-I opened the door for 'em. 239 00:15:01,966 --> 00:15:04,510 What, am I supposed to walk through it for 'em, too? 240 00:15:04,535 --> 00:15:05,753 Listen to yourself. 241 00:15:05,778 --> 00:15:07,154 FAM is changing you. 242 00:15:07,179 --> 00:15:08,991 Please stop! 243 00:15:09,216 --> 00:15:11,620 Bets, we will talk about this... 244 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:20,472 Hell. Damn. 245 00:15:20,497 --> 00:15:23,175 Piss. Shit. Ass. 246 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,894 Motherfucker. 247 00:15:24,919 --> 00:15:25,962 Bitch. 248 00:15:25,987 --> 00:15:27,949 Pimp. Dick. 249 00:15:27,974 --> 00:15:29,402 Boobs. 250 00:15:29,818 --> 00:15:31,410 Motherfucker. 251 00:15:31,435 --> 00:15:32,792 Bitch. 252 00:15:33,878 --> 00:15:34,878 Ass. 253 00:15:34,903 --> 00:15:36,089 Shit. 254 00:15:36,114 --> 00:15:37,175 Pimp. 255 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,300 Dick. 256 00:15:38,325 --> 00:15:39,706 Boobs. 257 00:15:46,648 --> 00:15:47,775 Hi. 258 00:15:47,956 --> 00:15:48,956 Hey. 259 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,589 Are you ready for your din-din? 260 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,574 Make a phone call. 261 00:15:56,599 --> 00:15:58,017 Who's on the phone? 262 00:16:01,946 --> 00:16:03,597 Is this your handwriting? 263 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:08,488 Yeah. 264 00:16:10,613 --> 00:16:13,144 Krystal, have you been working with that journalist, 265 00:16:13,169 --> 00:16:14,402 Mirta Herrara? 266 00:16:15,289 --> 00:16:16,456 Mm... 267 00:16:16,481 --> 00:16:18,191 Oh, yeah. 268 00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:21,245 She heard me at your rally and wanted to interview 269 00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:23,949 "The Alligator Widow." That's it. 270 00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:25,910 Oh. 271 00:16:25,935 --> 00:16:28,144 - Oh, okay, that's it. - Listen, 272 00:16:28,169 --> 00:16:30,769 I took a job driving my ass out to Paradise Cay 273 00:16:30,794 --> 00:16:33,370 three times a week so I could do arts and crafts with Louise. 274 00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:34,536 - Uh-huh. - So you can get off my back 275 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,730 about this loyalty crap. 276 00:16:35,755 --> 00:16:37,566 Yeah, well, that's the thing, Krystal. 277 00:16:37,591 --> 00:16:38,973 The Krystal I know doesn't just say 278 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:41,386 "yes, ma'am, no, ma'am" with a smile. 279 00:16:41,411 --> 00:16:43,863 The Krystal I know doesn't do that without a smile, either, 280 00:16:43,888 --> 00:16:45,884 so I'm just... I'm wondering, 281 00:16:45,909 --> 00:16:47,914 why did you decide to work with Louise? 282 00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:50,792 Cody, I know you don't get this, 283 00:16:50,817 --> 00:16:53,941 but some people take jobs because they need the money. 284 00:16:54,069 --> 00:16:56,472 I'm working the best job I can find, 285 00:16:56,497 --> 00:16:58,464 'cause I don't want my daughter to be homeless, 286 00:16:58,489 --> 00:17:01,081 in case I decide I don't want to live with you. 287 00:17:05,433 --> 00:17:07,348 I'm just trying to protect you, Krystal. 288 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,636 Protect me from what? 289 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,042 Hello. 290 00:17:23,067 --> 00:17:26,042 Yes, I'm calling for a Krystal Stubbs? 291 00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:27,635 - Yeah. - I'm with Sunnysid 292 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,127 Terrace Senior Living. 293 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:42,069 - Hi. - Hello. 294 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:43,554 I'm Krystal Stubbs. 295 00:17:43,579 --> 00:17:45,007 I'm Ruth. 296 00:17:45,596 --> 00:17:47,288 Oh, I'm here for the interview 297 00:17:47,313 --> 00:17:48,937 with, uh... 298 00:17:48,962 --> 00:17:50,508 You know what, I never got a name, 299 00:17:50,533 --> 00:17:53,063 but I'm here for the office manager position. 300 00:17:53,088 --> 00:17:55,194 - I got called. - Oh. 301 00:17:55,219 --> 00:17:56,554 Sheila? 302 00:18:03,006 --> 00:18:07,092 This lady says she's here to interview for manager. 303 00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:10,295 But I'm the manager. 304 00:18:10,827 --> 00:18:11,870 Oh. 305 00:18:11,895 --> 00:18:13,177 What did you say your name was? 306 00:18:13,202 --> 00:18:15,412 - Krys... - Krystal Stubbs. 307 00:18:15,437 --> 00:18:16,920 Oh, goddamn it. 308 00:18:16,945 --> 00:18:18,912 I am sorry about the crank call. 309 00:18:18,937 --> 00:18:21,740 But you should be flattered, 310 00:18:21,765 --> 00:18:24,498 because you have been requested 311 00:18:24,523 --> 00:18:27,973 by a butter-fudging millionaire! 312 00:18:27,998 --> 00:18:29,652 Hi. 313 00:18:29,677 --> 00:18:30,936 - Buck Bridges. - Hi. 314 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,857 Platinum Washington. 315 00:18:33,661 --> 00:18:35,420 Let's take a little stroll. 316 00:18:35,455 --> 00:18:36,482 - Okay? - All right. 317 00:18:36,507 --> 00:18:38,326 You know, Obie and I, we stay out 318 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,644 of each other's territory. 319 00:18:39,669 --> 00:18:43,287 But I am finding that more and more of my IBOs 320 00:18:43,312 --> 00:18:45,857 are retiring here in Florida 321 00:18:45,882 --> 00:18:48,076 and staying involved with FAM. 322 00:18:48,101 --> 00:18:50,529 You know, for the passive income, of course. 323 00:18:50,554 --> 00:18:51,724 Uh-huh. Uh, look... 324 00:18:51,749 --> 00:18:53,665 I need to get to work. 325 00:18:53,690 --> 00:18:56,193 Hey, look, honey, when you accosted Patrick 326 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,342 in the men's room of the Hilton Hotel, 327 00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:00,537 you seemed very eager to talk to me. 328 00:19:00,562 --> 00:19:01,662 What happened to you? 329 00:19:01,687 --> 00:19:02,811 "What happened to you?" 330 00:19:02,835 --> 00:19:05,732 Let's go outside. Okay? Come on. 331 00:19:09,037 --> 00:19:11,193 Uh, excuse me, guys. 332 00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,771 We're gonna need that table. 333 00:19:12,796 --> 00:19:14,631 Come on, come on, double time, Cocoon. 334 00:19:14,656 --> 00:19:16,304 - What'd he say? - Okay. 335 00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:24,304 So... 336 00:19:24,536 --> 00:19:28,429 The game... has changed. 337 00:19:28,597 --> 00:19:33,432 Now, if Garbeau's gonna go after my guy with brawn, 338 00:19:33,457 --> 00:19:36,066 I'm gonna go after him with brains. 339 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,402 Espionage. 340 00:19:39,058 --> 00:19:40,058 Now... 341 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:42,832 you had a private recording of Obie, 342 00:19:42,857 --> 00:19:45,699 and you have access to Paradise Cay. 343 00:19:46,479 --> 00:19:49,497 Somewhere on the grounds, there is a recording 344 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,859 from August of '78 in Miami, 345 00:19:52,884 --> 00:19:55,336 and it would be very damaging to Obie 346 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,455 if his downline were to hear it. 347 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,932 So I want you to find that tape... 348 00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:01,551 - No. - I will make it... 349 00:20:02,082 --> 00:20:05,322 No. Obie was gonna buy the water park that I was manager at, 350 00:20:05,347 --> 00:20:07,643 and I thought, if you outbid him, 351 00:20:07,668 --> 00:20:09,879 then maybe I wouldn't lose my job. 352 00:20:10,758 --> 00:20:12,260 Do you want to buy the water park? 353 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:14,558 Buy a water park 354 00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:15,932 next to Disney World? 355 00:20:15,957 --> 00:20:17,994 No, I definitely do not. 356 00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:20,504 Okay. Well, then we're done here. 357 00:20:21,315 --> 00:20:23,207 $10,000. 358 00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,828 And he'll never know it was you. 359 00:20:29,755 --> 00:20:31,441 So pretty. 360 00:20:32,457 --> 00:20:34,709 Who's pretty? Who's pretty? I'm pretty? 361 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,098 I'm pretty? Huh? I'm pretty? I'm pretty? 362 00:20:36,122 --> 00:20:37,618 All right, come on. Here we go, here. 363 00:20:37,642 --> 00:20:38,681 Brush my hair. 364 00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:41,445 What are you doing? You think this is funny? 365 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,055 Hello? 366 00:20:43,635 --> 00:20:46,012 Krystal Stubbs is on the phone for you. 367 00:20:46,555 --> 00:20:48,117 I'm not here. 368 00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:52,810 She says it's important. 369 00:20:54,513 --> 00:20:55,605 Okay. All right, girls. 370 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,798 I'll be right back, okay? Come on... 371 00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:02,482 Here you go. 372 00:21:03,186 --> 00:21:04,435 Thanks, honey. 373 00:21:06,287 --> 00:21:07,833 The park's in escrow. 374 00:21:07,858 --> 00:21:09,849 I really don't want this deal to fall apart now. 375 00:21:09,874 --> 00:21:12,490 - I don't need another bidder. - No. I just... 376 00:21:14,152 --> 00:21:16,435 If you weren't selling the park, 377 00:21:17,216 --> 00:21:19,490 do you think I'd have worked out as manager? 378 00:21:19,515 --> 00:21:20,766 Oh. 379 00:21:21,099 --> 00:21:23,068 Well, I don't know. You're no Ernie. 380 00:21:23,093 --> 00:21:24,193 You don't like to work. 381 00:21:24,218 --> 00:21:25,615 Well, who likes to work? 382 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,267 Ernie. I just said that. 383 00:21:27,859 --> 00:21:29,843 Look, you don't like to work, but... 384 00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:32,600 ... you also don't take crap from people. 385 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,171 You're always coming up with new ideas 386 00:21:35,196 --> 00:21:36,631 to make things better. 387 00:21:36,656 --> 00:21:38,530 You would have done a fine enough job. 388 00:21:38,894 --> 00:21:40,229 Maybe a good job. 389 00:21:42,775 --> 00:21:44,902 Can I use you as a reference? 390 00:21:44,927 --> 00:21:46,585 If another opportunity comes up? 391 00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:48,264 Yeah, yeah. Of course. 392 00:21:48,289 --> 00:21:49,749 Thanks, Stan. 393 00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:52,366 Have a nice life. 394 00:22:07,115 --> 00:22:08,436 What? 395 00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:12,038 Here's some coffee. 396 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,225 I'm sorry I've been so suspicious of you. 397 00:22:20,513 --> 00:22:22,006 I've just been so paranoid 398 00:22:22,031 --> 00:22:23,574 about the reporter thing. 399 00:22:23,599 --> 00:22:26,428 I want you to know that I'm going to trust you 400 00:22:26,819 --> 00:22:28,139 from now on. 401 00:22:28,823 --> 00:22:30,006 Good. 402 00:22:30,745 --> 00:22:32,319 You have to. 403 00:22:35,649 --> 00:22:37,577 The successful entrepreneur 404 00:22:37,602 --> 00:22:40,741 knows that business is war. 405 00:22:41,478 --> 00:22:43,913 And on the day of the great battle, 406 00:22:43,938 --> 00:22:45,967 a true warrior does what he must 407 00:22:45,992 --> 00:22:48,733 to focus on the task at hand. 408 00:22:49,399 --> 00:22:52,397 We know our enemies, FAM distributor. 409 00:22:52,422 --> 00:22:54,549 We're at war with complacency. 410 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:55,921 With mediocrity. 411 00:22:55,946 --> 00:22:57,624 With a world that tells us 412 00:22:57,649 --> 00:23:00,928 what we've got to take and who we've got to be. 413 00:23:02,062 --> 00:23:04,038 But take heart, friend. 414 00:23:04,525 --> 00:23:06,241 You have trained for this. 415 00:23:06,266 --> 00:23:09,171 You can take it. You will win this war. 416 00:23:09,196 --> 00:23:12,202 It takes time, and it takes guts. 417 00:23:12,227 --> 00:23:14,124 And no, it won't be easy, 418 00:23:14,149 --> 00:23:17,014 because it is war. 419 00:23:18,045 --> 00:23:20,350 And war is heck. 420 00:23:24,874 --> 00:23:26,202 Hey, bud. 421 00:23:26,985 --> 00:23:28,881 About the telethon. 422 00:23:29,457 --> 00:23:30,457 You know, I... 423 00:23:30,482 --> 00:23:32,921 I think I got to fly solo on this one. 424 00:23:33,438 --> 00:23:36,983 I think I'd do a better job if I go alone. 425 00:23:37,755 --> 00:23:39,225 Because of Mom? 426 00:23:59,052 --> 00:24:01,717 Yes, my friends, that is why 427 00:24:01,742 --> 00:24:04,600 we FAM distributors rally together. 428 00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:07,419 That is why we lean on one another. 429 00:24:07,444 --> 00:24:09,608 Because when the stinker thinkers are at the gate... 430 00:24:09,633 --> 00:24:11,593 - There's Obie! - ... you can look to your right 431 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:14,367 and you can look to your left and see people 432 00:24:14,392 --> 00:24:15,538 just like you. 433 00:24:15,563 --> 00:24:18,100 People fighting for the same dreams as you, 434 00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:21,483 for the same hopes as you, the same success. 435 00:24:21,508 --> 00:24:24,569 And all the fear washes away. 436 00:24:24,594 --> 00:24:26,616 That's why they can't touch us. 437 00:24:26,641 --> 00:24:30,913 We have our independence because we band together. 438 00:24:30,938 --> 00:24:34,405 We are the defenders of a prosperous tomorrow. 439 00:24:34,430 --> 00:24:36,327 Dawn will break, Founders distributor, 440 00:24:36,352 --> 00:24:39,592 and when it does, we'll be on that hill 441 00:24:39,617 --> 00:24:42,210 watching the sunrise together, 442 00:24:43,111 --> 00:24:44,842 victorious. 443 00:24:53,180 --> 00:24:54,991 - Hey. - Hey. 444 00:24:55,016 --> 00:24:58,918 Nice tan. You pick that up at the strip mall trolling for downline? 445 00:24:58,943 --> 00:25:00,444 Is that where you found your wife? 446 00:25:01,437 --> 00:25:02,879 Hi. How are you? 447 00:25:02,904 --> 00:25:04,637 You're beautiful. 448 00:25:06,623 --> 00:25:08,348 Mr. Garbeau, the orphans are here. 449 00:25:08,373 --> 00:25:09,942 I'm taking care of them. No perverts. 450 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:11,176 Where's my wife? 451 00:25:11,659 --> 00:25:12,832 I don't know, sir. 452 00:25:12,857 --> 00:25:15,059 This way, Mr. Garbeau. She's inside. 453 00:25:15,084 --> 00:25:16,981 How are you? Thanks for coming. 454 00:25:17,006 --> 00:25:18,239 Good to see you. 455 00:25:18,264 --> 00:25:20,160 Come on. Let's go. We're going. 456 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,871 Let's go. Don't touch the weird man. 457 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:24,148 Don't touch him. Hold hands. 458 00:25:24,173 --> 00:25:26,809 We're going, okay? Everybody hold hands. 459 00:25:28,232 --> 00:25:30,989 Numbers are on the fridge. Hell, you know the deal. 460 00:25:34,386 --> 00:25:36,293 Is there something you want me to say? 461 00:25:36,318 --> 00:25:37,770 Uh, yeah. 462 00:25:37,795 --> 00:25:39,246 One fancy party. 463 00:25:39,271 --> 00:25:42,145 That's all it took before you treatin' me like the help. 464 00:25:42,170 --> 00:25:46,317 And then I don't even hear from you till you need a sitter. 465 00:25:47,506 --> 00:25:51,481 I can't get into this now, but... I'm sorry. 466 00:25:53,212 --> 00:25:54,973 - Really? - You are very lucky 467 00:25:54,998 --> 00:25:57,449 that my crabbies needed to get out the house. 468 00:25:58,646 --> 00:26:00,403 I'll be a better friend, I promise. 469 00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:01,489 Mm-hmm. 470 00:26:01,514 --> 00:26:02,849 Thank you. 471 00:26:03,344 --> 00:26:04,676 This is a huge favor. 472 00:26:04,701 --> 00:26:07,145 Oh, no, it isn't, 'cause you're paying me. 473 00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:10,020 Okay. Bye, baby. 474 00:26:10,130 --> 00:26:13,379 Hey, Krystal, you don't let those people change you, okay? 475 00:26:18,068 --> 00:26:19,611 Camera three, hold. 476 00:26:20,421 --> 00:26:22,130 - Hold three. - Position one. 477 00:26:26,374 --> 00:26:27,917 So, uh, look alive. 478 00:26:32,722 --> 00:26:33,739 Ladies and gentlemen, 479 00:26:33,763 --> 00:26:36,480 please welcome Platinum Washingtons... 480 00:26:36,505 --> 00:26:40,746 Obie Garbeau II and Buck Bridges! 481 00:26:42,169 --> 00:26:43,675 Hello, ladies and gentlemen, 482 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:46,535 and welcome to the 37th Annual 483 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:50,839 Wham Bam Thank You FAM Anniversary Jam telethon. 484 00:26:50,864 --> 00:26:53,613 For the next 24 hours, we're going to be bringing you 485 00:26:53,638 --> 00:26:56,418 the best of the best right into your living room, and, folks... 486 00:26:56,443 --> 00:26:58,317 - Wait a minute, Obie. - Hey, I just got warmed up. 487 00:26:58,341 --> 00:27:00,214 You know what? I think we're being rude. 488 00:27:00,239 --> 00:27:02,261 What? Oh, yeah, I get it. 489 00:27:02,286 --> 00:27:03,895 We haven't introduced ourselves. 490 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,630 - That's right. - Hit it! 491 00:27:14,381 --> 00:27:16,450 ? My name is Bridges ? 492 00:27:16,475 --> 00:27:18,708 ? And my name is Garbeau ? 493 00:27:18,733 --> 00:27:20,966 ? You do bachata ? 494 00:27:20,991 --> 00:27:23,270 ? And you do the mambo ? 495 00:27:23,295 --> 00:27:25,395 - ? Bridges ? - ? Garbeau ? 496 00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:27,606 - ? Bachata ? - ? The mambo ? 497 00:27:27,631 --> 00:27:31,536 ? Let's call the whole thing FAM ? 498 00:27:32,158 --> 00:27:34,083 ? I have the East Coast ? 499 00:27:34,108 --> 00:27:36,208 ? And I've got the west side ? 500 00:27:36,233 --> 00:27:38,485 ? My downline is primo ? 501 00:27:38,510 --> 00:27:40,997 ? And my folks are topside ? 502 00:27:41,022 --> 00:27:43,161 - ? East Coast ? - ? West side... ? 503 00:27:43,186 --> 00:27:46,731 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 504 00:27:47,550 --> 00:27:48,716 Like, really pump it. 505 00:27:48,741 --> 00:27:49,895 Oh, Krystal. 506 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,122 There you are. 507 00:27:51,195 --> 00:27:52,606 Ready to get your makeup done? 508 00:27:52,631 --> 00:27:55,356 We forgot some of our hats, and they're at Paradise Cay, 509 00:27:55,381 --> 00:27:57,184 so I'm gonna need you to go get them. 510 00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:59,128 Can't someone just bring 'em? 511 00:27:59,153 --> 00:28:01,247 There's no one there who can leave. 512 00:28:01,272 --> 00:28:02,272 Okay. 513 00:28:02,297 --> 00:28:06,270 ? Let's call the whole thing FAM ? 514 00:28:06,295 --> 00:28:10,919 ? Let's call the whole thing FAM ? 515 00:28:14,389 --> 00:28:15,778 Thank you! 516 00:28:15,803 --> 00:28:18,591 Hello? Anybody here? 517 00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:44,762 Miami '78. Huh. 518 00:28:44,787 --> 00:28:48,723 "The Garbeau Glow: Secrets to a Healthy Marriage." 519 00:28:48,748 --> 00:28:50,387 Thank you, dang... 520 00:28:50,412 --> 00:28:51,958 Looking for something? 521 00:28:53,158 --> 00:28:55,669 Uh, Louise sent me. 522 00:28:55,694 --> 00:28:58,544 I'm looking for a backup tape for her dance number. 523 00:28:59,550 --> 00:29:01,567 There's nothing like that down here. 524 00:29:02,052 --> 00:29:03,973 Judd, right? 525 00:29:04,727 --> 00:29:06,286 Yeah, that's right. 526 00:29:08,886 --> 00:29:11,481 Listen, I was also gonna see 527 00:29:11,506 --> 00:29:13,630 if I could get a gift for my fiancé. 528 00:29:13,655 --> 00:29:14,880 A throwback. 529 00:29:14,905 --> 00:29:18,083 From August '78. Miami? 530 00:29:18,810 --> 00:29:20,723 Maybe it's with the eight-tracks? 531 00:29:20,748 --> 00:29:22,481 Oh, those got thrown out. 532 00:29:23,419 --> 00:29:24,903 Really? 533 00:29:25,551 --> 00:29:28,044 I'll ask around, but I'm afraid you're out of luck. 534 00:29:30,198 --> 00:29:33,247 Look, I don't know what happened to you... 535 00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:35,440 I'm afraid you're out of luck. 536 00:29:58,951 --> 00:30:02,278 And only you can help these sad kids 537 00:30:02,303 --> 00:30:04,208 find happy FAM families. 538 00:30:04,233 --> 00:30:06,137 And just like all FAM products, 539 00:30:06,162 --> 00:30:07,395 there are no returns, 540 00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:09,528 - because they're all perfect. - Yes. 541 00:30:09,553 --> 00:30:11,825 So call the number on your screen 542 00:30:11,850 --> 00:30:14,255 if you want to adopt one of these beauties. 543 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:15,559 Or make a donation. 544 00:30:15,584 --> 00:30:16,880 And here's how it works. 545 00:30:16,905 --> 00:30:21,575 We've got a bank of volunteers standing by to take your calls. 546 00:30:22,156 --> 00:30:24,833 Now, your donations will be recorded 547 00:30:24,858 --> 00:30:27,145 and tallied on our handy tally board. 548 00:30:27,306 --> 00:30:30,716 And I got to tell you, donations have been pouring in 549 00:30:30,741 --> 00:30:34,411 all week, and we are just off to a great start. 550 00:30:34,436 --> 00:30:38,559 And later, we'll be opening the envelopes in this box 551 00:30:38,584 --> 00:30:41,794 and counting the rest of those early donations. 552 00:30:41,819 --> 00:30:43,591 For the next 24 hours, 553 00:30:43,616 --> 00:30:47,020 Buck or I will be manning the Master Phone. 554 00:30:47,767 --> 00:30:51,598 High-dollar callers will receive three minutes 555 00:30:51,623 --> 00:30:53,637 of personal mentorship. 556 00:30:53,662 --> 00:30:55,887 - With who? - With who? 557 00:30:56,802 --> 00:30:58,989 - ? Bridges ? - ? Garbeau ? 558 00:30:59,014 --> 00:31:01,262 - ? Bachata ? - ? The mambo ? 559 00:31:01,287 --> 00:31:05,333 ? Let's call the whole thing FAM ? 560 00:31:05,477 --> 00:31:09,075 ? Let's call the whole thing FAM ? 561 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:10,645 FAM roast tortilla chips? 562 00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:12,338 I don't want trouble. 563 00:31:12,716 --> 00:31:15,468 - 60% less fat than potato chips. - Don't make nice. 564 00:31:16,371 --> 00:31:19,632 I know it was one of you Garbeau goons who did this to me. 565 00:31:21,709 --> 00:31:25,945 You know exactly what I'm talking about. 566 00:31:25,970 --> 00:31:27,281 I don't. 567 00:31:32,126 --> 00:31:34,062 Your newest thug, Bonar? 568 00:31:34,347 --> 00:31:35,859 I have proof. 569 00:31:37,070 --> 00:31:40,234 I was supposed to do a duet with Mr. Bridges. 570 00:31:40,259 --> 00:31:42,386 "Sound of Silence," but, uh... 571 00:31:42,890 --> 00:31:44,617 You know, uh... 572 00:31:44,865 --> 00:31:46,234 We'll be right back. 573 00:31:47,563 --> 00:31:49,296 I was shot once 574 00:31:49,321 --> 00:31:51,976 in a jungle in Cambodia. 575 00:31:54,019 --> 00:31:56,031 Oh. Thank you for your service. 576 00:32:01,278 --> 00:32:05,950 My body began healing the moment I was shot. 577 00:32:06,275 --> 00:32:08,319 Today, it's a scar. 578 00:32:10,534 --> 00:32:12,367 I am sorry 579 00:32:12,392 --> 00:32:15,437 you can't perform with Mr. Bridges. 580 00:32:15,944 --> 00:32:17,446 Thanks. 581 00:32:19,666 --> 00:32:23,624 Worthy systems sustain themselves. 582 00:32:23,649 --> 00:32:26,140 Your body will heal. 583 00:32:27,113 --> 00:32:30,408 And the Garbeau organization 584 00:32:30,433 --> 00:32:35,734 will disregard any retaliation. 585 00:32:49,774 --> 00:32:51,063 Pull over! 586 00:32:51,774 --> 00:32:53,609 It's Judd Waltrip! 587 00:32:53,634 --> 00:32:55,585 - Let me out! - Judd? 588 00:32:55,610 --> 00:32:57,882 What are you doing back there? 589 00:32:57,907 --> 00:33:01,202 I had to stow away because of the security cameras. 590 00:33:01,227 --> 00:33:02,742 We need to talk. 591 00:33:02,767 --> 00:33:05,554 - Why? - I have a quid pro quo. 592 00:33:05,579 --> 00:33:06,781 A what? 593 00:33:06,806 --> 00:33:08,398 A quid pro quo. 594 00:33:08,423 --> 00:33:11,156 - A squid? - Quid! 595 00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:23,257 Quid pro quo. It's Latin. 596 00:33:23,282 --> 00:33:24,659 It means trade. 597 00:33:24,684 --> 00:33:26,773 You wanted the Miami '78 tape. 598 00:33:27,493 --> 00:33:29,656 It was destroyed years ago. 599 00:33:29,681 --> 00:33:31,867 But I have something just as good. 600 00:33:31,892 --> 00:33:34,093 - What's that? - A story. 601 00:33:35,106 --> 00:33:36,914 I was at the top of FAM, 602 00:33:36,939 --> 00:33:39,297 but still, I was barely breaking even. 603 00:33:39,580 --> 00:33:41,843 That didn't stop Obie from parading me around 604 00:33:41,868 --> 00:33:44,765 like I was his best business success. 605 00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:46,416 So I tried something new: 606 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,007 I wrote my own book. 607 00:33:48,032 --> 00:33:49,648 I sold my own tapes. 608 00:33:49,673 --> 00:33:52,492 It worked. I was finally thriving. 609 00:33:52,517 --> 00:33:54,547 It was your Splashercize. 610 00:33:54,572 --> 00:33:56,699 Obie excommunicated me. 611 00:33:56,724 --> 00:34:00,836 He told my wife I had been having sex with men! 612 00:34:00,861 --> 00:34:02,531 I don't know if she believed him or not, 613 00:34:02,556 --> 00:34:04,367 or just went along with what he said. 614 00:34:04,644 --> 00:34:06,961 It's a very sad story, but... 615 00:34:07,210 --> 00:34:08,929 - where's the quid? - I'm getting to it. 616 00:34:08,954 --> 00:34:10,547 I decided to fight back. 617 00:34:10,572 --> 00:34:13,158 And when I wouldn't shut up, they sent that attack dog. 618 00:34:13,183 --> 00:34:14,390 Roger Pendleton? 619 00:34:14,415 --> 00:34:16,562 That man blew up my boat. 620 00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:19,390 After that, I just wanted to survive. 621 00:34:19,415 --> 00:34:22,293 So, when he said I could earn my way back into FAM, 622 00:34:22,318 --> 00:34:26,280 to my family, I took his offer. 623 00:34:26,580 --> 00:34:28,976 And I've been doing their chores ever since. 624 00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:31,687 - You and me both. - And after all I did, 625 00:34:31,712 --> 00:34:34,465 Harmony still won't let me see our daughter. 626 00:34:35,523 --> 00:34:36,941 Melody? 627 00:34:39,603 --> 00:34:41,672 Why's your story worth anything? 628 00:34:41,697 --> 00:34:43,422 Obie tried to kill me for telling it. 629 00:34:43,852 --> 00:34:45,062 It's dangerous to him. 630 00:34:45,087 --> 00:34:46,601 I can make a call. 631 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:49,179 If it's something I can sell, I'll consider it. 632 00:34:49,204 --> 00:34:51,148 You just have to help me see my daughter tonight. 633 00:34:51,173 --> 00:34:53,328 Even just for five minutes. 634 00:34:53,666 --> 00:34:56,882 How's three minutes and 56 seconds sound? 635 00:34:56,907 --> 00:34:58,875 Five minutes isn't a big ask. 636 00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:01,648 No, that's how long her mom's onstage for their dance number. 637 00:35:01,673 --> 00:35:04,125 I can sneak her out and have her back before anyone notices. 638 00:35:04,150 --> 00:35:07,312 - Can they pick a different song? - What? 639 00:35:07,345 --> 00:35:09,556 - No. - Wh-What about "Purple Rain"? 640 00:35:09,581 --> 00:35:11,468 Judd, I can't change the song. 641 00:35:11,493 --> 00:35:14,375 You have three minutes, 56 seconds. 642 00:35:18,072 --> 00:35:20,109 Great. Everybody's here. 643 00:35:20,134 --> 00:35:21,678 Keep walking. 644 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,054 Ernie. 645 00:35:25,782 --> 00:35:28,007 - I shot you first! - Nah-uh! 646 00:35:28,032 --> 00:35:29,929 Should they be playing with guns? 647 00:35:29,954 --> 00:35:32,914 Yeah. Where's your family? 648 00:35:34,782 --> 00:35:38,062 Ernie, you're supposed to go onstage with your family. 649 00:35:38,087 --> 00:35:40,125 They're being... 650 00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:43,153 Do you want these kids to get adopted or not? 651 00:35:43,820 --> 00:35:45,906 Find a family. 652 00:35:47,129 --> 00:35:48,422 Have you seen Krystal? 653 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:50,523 The orphans went on without makeup. 654 00:35:50,548 --> 00:35:52,007 They look beautiful. 655 00:35:52,032 --> 00:35:53,890 They-they look terrible. 656 00:35:55,824 --> 00:35:56,829 Ernie, can you watch them 657 00:35:56,853 --> 00:35:58,627 for a sec while I try to find her? Okay? 658 00:35:58,843 --> 00:36:01,072 Stop eating! It's not for you guys. 659 00:36:01,097 --> 00:36:02,503 Eat my shorts. 660 00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:04,135 Get a life! 661 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,877 Hey, no, none of that. Put the food down. 662 00:36:05,902 --> 00:36:07,932 Come on. Get your guns. Come with me. 663 00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:10,041 Orphans, walk. Move. 664 00:36:11,193 --> 00:36:12,736 Orphans moving. Come on. 665 00:36:12,761 --> 00:36:14,697 I don't like these. 666 00:36:14,722 --> 00:36:16,119 Me, neither. 667 00:36:20,584 --> 00:36:22,807 You excited about being on TV? 668 00:36:24,392 --> 00:36:27,620 It's like you get to meet a bunch of new friends all at once. 669 00:36:27,645 --> 00:36:30,261 The really lucky ones, you know what they get? 670 00:36:31,694 --> 00:36:33,675 A new member of their family. 671 00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:36,651 - Like you. - That'd be pretty cool. 672 00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:39,426 And thank you, folks at home, 673 00:36:39,450 --> 00:36:40,596 for tuning in. 674 00:36:40,621 --> 00:36:42,151 We're gonna be here a long time, 675 00:36:42,176 --> 00:36:43,862 so let's get those phones ringing. 676 00:36:43,887 --> 00:36:45,792 And I guarantee you we're gonna have fun. 677 00:36:45,817 --> 00:36:47,238 We're gonna have lots of laughs. 678 00:36:50,206 --> 00:36:51,276 ¿Mija? 679 00:36:51,301 --> 00:36:53,745 How much can I get for Judd Waltrip's story? 680 00:36:54,954 --> 00:36:57,604 He got excommunicated, then they brainwashed his wife, 681 00:36:57,629 --> 00:36:58,714 they took away his kid 682 00:36:58,739 --> 00:37:00,574 and firebombed his boat. I'll have it all on tape. 683 00:37:00,598 --> 00:37:01,862 Good to hear from you, Krystal. 684 00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:03,425 Oh, sorry. I'm in a hurry. 685 00:37:03,450 --> 00:37:05,854 - How's rehab? - They gave me different pills 686 00:37:05,879 --> 00:37:08,339 to get me off the pills I was on. 687 00:37:08,364 --> 00:37:10,074 The new pills are pretty good. 688 00:37:10,099 --> 00:37:11,378 Sounds great. 689 00:37:12,207 --> 00:37:14,299 Well, no respectable outlet 690 00:37:14,332 --> 00:37:16,034 is gonna just buy a taped testimonial. 691 00:37:16,059 --> 00:37:17,417 Stories have to be verified. 692 00:37:17,442 --> 00:37:19,932 So you'd need an actual reporter. 693 00:37:19,957 --> 00:37:21,182 Do you know any? 694 00:37:21,207 --> 00:37:22,862 Shut the fuck up. 695 00:37:22,946 --> 00:37:25,948 If we do this right, I can get my job back 696 00:37:25,973 --> 00:37:28,058 and have a chance at paying for this vacation. 697 00:37:28,083 --> 00:37:29,878 - But I want 20%. - 15. 698 00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:33,159 - Deal. - Okay, great. 699 00:37:33,184 --> 00:37:34,543 Maybe Geraldo will run it. 700 00:37:36,270 --> 00:37:37,393 You're welcome. 701 00:37:37,418 --> 00:37:39,354 Krystal, are you sure about this? 702 00:37:39,379 --> 00:37:41,042 Look at him. 703 00:37:41,067 --> 00:37:43,448 I couldn't imagine if someone took Destinee away from me. 704 00:37:43,473 --> 00:37:45,726 Oh, stop it, that's not why you're doing this. 705 00:37:45,751 --> 00:37:47,432 These are bad people. 706 00:37:47,457 --> 00:37:49,682 Mm-hmm. 707 00:37:49,707 --> 00:37:52,768 Harmony won't let Melody listen to En Vogue. 708 00:37:55,743 --> 00:37:57,479 Okay. 709 00:37:58,435 --> 00:38:00,062 Okay, how can I help? 710 00:38:00,087 --> 00:38:02,886 You just point that at him and hit record. 711 00:38:03,697 --> 00:38:06,253 Make it quick. Harmony's going on soon. 712 00:38:06,778 --> 00:38:08,932 The good Lord gave me a gift. 713 00:38:08,965 --> 00:38:11,346 No, not talent. Not smarts, either. 714 00:38:11,371 --> 00:38:13,800 What I was blessed with is much more important... 715 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:15,229 You did this. 716 00:38:15,914 --> 00:38:18,128 - Oh, sweetie. - You wouldn't let me go, 717 00:38:18,153 --> 00:38:20,393 - and now Dad has a new family. - What? 718 00:38:20,418 --> 00:38:23,505 ... support of the people in my life who matter most. 719 00:38:23,530 --> 00:38:25,261 They give me talent. 720 00:38:25,286 --> 00:38:27,261 That's what FAM's all about. 721 00:38:27,286 --> 00:38:28,954 Family. 722 00:38:28,979 --> 00:38:32,128 Being a husband and a father to these special people. 723 00:38:48,633 --> 00:38:50,801 Have Louise and them gone on yet? 724 00:38:51,261 --> 00:38:53,339 Building's still standing, isn't it? 725 00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:55,198 'Cause they're gonna bring the house down! 726 00:38:55,223 --> 00:38:56,417 Krystal? 727 00:38:56,442 --> 00:38:57,464 Krystal. 728 00:38:57,489 --> 00:38:58,520 Where have you been? 729 00:38:59,395 --> 00:39:01,065 Have the ladies gone on yet or not? 730 00:39:01,090 --> 00:39:02,698 Uh... Oh, they're on deck. 731 00:39:02,723 --> 00:39:05,276 - Okay. - Um, go. Tell 'em to hurry. 732 00:39:07,158 --> 00:39:08,628 I got the hats! 733 00:39:08,653 --> 00:39:11,643 Oh, Krystal, finally. Thank God. 734 00:39:11,676 --> 00:39:14,050 - Sorry. I hit a dog. - What? 735 00:39:14,075 --> 00:39:16,550 Oh, all right. Ladies, pin quickly. 736 00:39:16,575 --> 00:39:18,800 - That's the front. - Ladies, you're next. 737 00:39:18,825 --> 00:39:20,387 - Vámonos. - Let's go, let's go. 738 00:39:20,411 --> 00:39:23,245 Help. All right. Ah. 739 00:39:23,838 --> 00:39:24,838 Breathe. 740 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,479 - Ow! - Sorry. 741 00:39:27,504 --> 00:39:30,050 Are you ready? Ready? Ready, ready, ready, ready? 742 00:39:30,075 --> 00:39:32,612 Wham Bam Thank You FAM! 743 00:39:41,022 --> 00:39:43,300 Y'all seen a little girl with a cello? 744 00:39:43,325 --> 00:39:45,050 Excuse me. 745 00:39:45,389 --> 00:39:47,190 Now, Garbeau folks, 746 00:39:47,215 --> 00:39:48,581 what do go-getters do? 747 00:39:48,606 --> 00:39:50,339 - Go get! - Go get. 748 00:39:50,364 --> 00:39:52,268 That's right. Go-getters go... 749 00:39:52,293 --> 00:39:54,011 - Melody? - But go-getters aren't 750 00:39:54,036 --> 00:39:56,136 the only thing that's gonna get you. 751 00:39:56,161 --> 00:39:58,487 The rhythm's gonna get you, too. 752 00:39:58,512 --> 00:40:01,518 Bringing that smooth Latin rhythm to you 753 00:40:01,543 --> 00:40:04,917 all the way from sunny Miami Beach, Florida, 754 00:40:04,942 --> 00:40:07,214 - give it up... - Hi. Melody. 755 00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,112 I've got a surprise for you. 756 00:40:09,137 --> 00:40:11,932 A friend of mine told me you like Yoo-hoo. 757 00:40:11,957 --> 00:40:13,875 - Who? - Your dad. 758 00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:15,735 You want to see him? I'll take you. 759 00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:19,909 Let's play the fast-walk game. Okay? Go, go, go. 760 00:40:19,934 --> 00:40:20,979 Come on. 761 00:40:21,312 --> 00:40:22,667 - Kissinger. - Yeah. 762 00:40:22,692 --> 00:40:24,792 - Can you watch them for a second? - Yeah. 763 00:40:25,661 --> 00:40:29,612 ? O eh, o eh, o eh, o eh ? 764 00:40:29,637 --> 00:40:31,495 ? O eh, o ah... ? 765 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,206 Watch out. Little girl coming through. 766 00:40:33,231 --> 00:40:34,612 Okay? All right. Watch out. 767 00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:40,651 Go. Go, go, go. 768 00:40:40,676 --> 00:40:42,378 Come on. Let's go find your dad. 769 00:40:42,403 --> 00:40:44,542 But I want a Yoo-hoo. 770 00:40:55,848 --> 00:40:57,229 Oh, fuck! 771 00:40:59,378 --> 00:41:01,159 ? At night ? 772 00:41:01,234 --> 00:41:04,120 ? When you turn off all the lights... ? 773 00:41:04,145 --> 00:41:06,333 Come on, Yoo-hoo. Come on. 774 00:41:06,358 --> 00:41:08,903 ? There's no place that you can hide ? 775 00:41:09,336 --> 00:41:10,926 ? The rhythm is gonna get you ? 776 00:41:10,951 --> 00:41:13,083 ? Rhythm is gonna get you... ? 777 00:41:13,108 --> 00:41:16,215 One more time. Let's go, let's go. 778 00:41:18,549 --> 00:41:20,223 Okay. Come on. 779 00:41:21,181 --> 00:41:22,958 ? Tonight ? 780 00:41:26,779 --> 00:41:27,947 Krystal! 781 00:41:31,098 --> 00:41:34,498 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com