1 00:00:04,383 --> 00:00:06,357 - Previously... - There's a rally in town tonight. 2 00:00:06,382 --> 00:00:07,549 - Me! Me! - I'd like to interview you. 3 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:08,550 I'd like to interview you. 4 00:00:08,551 --> 00:00:10,381 - Ernie did all of this? - Yeah. 5 00:00:10,406 --> 00:00:12,382 He tapped a whole new market. 6 00:00:12,383 --> 00:00:14,889 He didn't just close. He super-closed. 7 00:00:14,914 --> 00:00:16,921 We're gonna go to Paradise Cay, 8 00:00:16,946 --> 00:00:18,960 and we're gonna get a one-on-one with Obie. 9 00:00:18,985 --> 00:00:20,367 I work at Rebel Rapids, 10 00:00:20,392 --> 00:00:22,382 where I head up the Splashercize program. 11 00:00:22,407 --> 00:00:24,054 Now, until you shut me down, I had 12 00:00:24,079 --> 00:00:26,203 the entire Orlando downline in there. 13 00:00:26,228 --> 00:00:28,906 And the whole water park stocked to the gills with FAM products. 14 00:00:28,931 --> 00:00:31,708 This book is a plan to franchise Splashercize 15 00:00:31,733 --> 00:00:33,539 to pools around the country. 16 00:00:36,234 --> 00:00:38,615 I've been waiting for someone like you. 17 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:39,716 Don't worry. 18 00:00:39,717 --> 00:00:41,382 Mr. Garbeau and I work closely now. 19 00:00:41,383 --> 00:00:42,578 I'll talk to him. 20 00:00:44,140 --> 00:00:47,567 I want you to fuck me so good that I forget 21 00:00:47,592 --> 00:00:48,953 what I'm doing here. 22 00:00:59,900 --> 00:01:02,328 I'm sorry. He's a very sick dog. 23 00:01:02,753 --> 00:01:04,843 Do you know what a pancreas is? 24 00:01:05,873 --> 00:01:09,140 Sparkle is a bit past the point where we can help him. 25 00:01:09,468 --> 00:01:10,841 I know. 26 00:01:10,842 --> 00:01:13,648 I want you to kill him the nice way. 27 00:01:14,304 --> 00:01:17,265 Your dad should really be here with you right now. 28 00:01:17,991 --> 00:01:19,506 Your mother, then? 29 00:01:21,914 --> 00:01:23,646 These things cost money, doll. 30 00:01:23,671 --> 00:01:25,966 Can you come back with a parent? 31 00:01:49,801 --> 00:01:51,676 Hurry up, Krystal. 32 00:01:58,031 --> 00:02:00,318 Can you help me? 33 00:02:00,343 --> 00:02:02,171 It ain't my dog. 34 00:03:08,451 --> 00:03:11,617 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 35 00:03:15,592 --> 00:03:17,227 - Where's my baby? oh! - Oh... 36 00:03:17,251 --> 00:03:19,242 - There she is! - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 37 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:21,867 We got a washer and dryer. 38 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:23,576 Thanks, guys. 39 00:03:23,601 --> 00:03:25,373 So, when you're icing your back later on, 40 00:03:25,398 --> 00:03:27,578 just give me a call, okay? 41 00:03:28,001 --> 00:03:30,132 Today could be the last day you ever work. 42 00:03:32,096 --> 00:03:34,054 You got to be kidding me. 43 00:03:37,670 --> 00:03:39,233 I told you people hate that. 44 00:03:39,258 --> 00:03:41,701 Oh. There you go. 45 00:03:47,216 --> 00:03:48,770 Cody, I swear to God, 46 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:50,052 - if that's a goddamned Obie tape... - No. 47 00:03:50,076 --> 00:03:51,786 - I'm not listening to that shit. - No. 48 00:03:51,811 --> 00:03:54,301 ? Dreaming of a spark ? 49 00:03:55,161 --> 00:03:57,395 ? When I heard the sprinklers ? 50 00:03:57,420 --> 00:03:59,252 ? Whisper, shimmer... ? 51 00:03:59,941 --> 00:04:01,995 - What is this? - Shh. Okay. 52 00:04:02,020 --> 00:04:03,020 Krystal. 53 00:04:04,153 --> 00:04:06,215 I need you to listen, okay? 54 00:04:06,543 --> 00:04:09,143 ? I was walking in the park ? 55 00:04:10,341 --> 00:04:12,450 - What is...? - ? Dreaming of a spark ? 56 00:04:13,215 --> 00:04:14,424 Come here, Neenee. 57 00:04:14,425 --> 00:04:16,862 ? When I heard the sprinklers whisper ? 58 00:04:16,887 --> 00:04:21,550 ? Shimmer in the haze of summer lawns ? 59 00:04:21,575 --> 00:04:24,716 ? Then I heard the children singing ? 60 00:04:24,717 --> 00:04:27,841 ? They were running through the rainbows ? 61 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:31,052 ? They were singing a song for you ? 62 00:04:32,051 --> 00:04:35,112 ? Well, it seemed to be a song for you ? 63 00:04:35,137 --> 00:04:38,817 ? The one I wanted to write for you ? 64 00:04:39,550 --> 00:04:42,176 ? For you ? 65 00:04:44,268 --> 00:04:46,090 ? You... ? 66 00:04:51,342 --> 00:04:53,942 - Want me to open that? - ? Lavender's blue ? 67 00:04:53,967 --> 00:04:57,959 ? Dilly, dilly, lavender's green ? 68 00:04:58,319 --> 00:05:01,873 ? When I am king, dilly, dilly ? 69 00:05:01,898 --> 00:05:04,199 ? You will be queen ? 70 00:05:04,224 --> 00:05:07,309 ? A penny for your thoughts, my dear ? 71 00:05:07,334 --> 00:05:11,052 - What is this? - ? A penny for your thoughts, my dear ? 72 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:13,488 ? IOU for your love... ? 73 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:16,599 - Why are you being so weird? - Shh, shh, shh. 74 00:05:17,509 --> 00:05:18,943 Look at my hand. 75 00:05:18,968 --> 00:05:22,483 ? Lavender's green, dilly, dilly ? 76 00:05:22,508 --> 00:05:26,254 - ? Lavender's blue... ? - Oh, God, Cody. Oh, come on! 77 00:05:26,279 --> 00:05:29,716 All the strongest FAM partners are married, okay? 78 00:05:29,717 --> 00:05:31,834 And it'd be better for taxes. 79 00:05:32,138 --> 00:05:35,105 And also, I feel like I've always been dead, 80 00:05:35,130 --> 00:05:38,334 and it's like... it's like I'm finally alive, and... 81 00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:40,781 and I'm in love with you. 82 00:05:40,876 --> 00:05:44,207 So, how about it, Krystal Stubbs? 83 00:05:44,473 --> 00:05:47,044 You and me sitting in a tree 84 00:05:47,069 --> 00:05:49,919 M-A-R-R-Y-N-G. 85 00:05:51,990 --> 00:05:53,567 You missed the "I." 86 00:05:53,912 --> 00:05:56,592 How about an "I do" instead? 87 00:06:00,135 --> 00:06:02,567 That's a bona fide old mine cushion cut. 88 00:06:04,123 --> 00:06:05,332 Should I play the song again? 89 00:06:05,357 --> 00:06:07,069 'Cause it-it really explains how I feel better. 90 00:06:07,093 --> 00:06:09,217 I mean, that's why... that's why I wanted you 91 00:06:09,242 --> 00:06:10,992 to listen to the words, you know? 92 00:06:12,783 --> 00:06:14,560 Get down on both knees. 93 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,255 It's been... 94 00:06:32,076 --> 00:06:36,243 two weeks since Obie put you on security? 95 00:06:38,470 --> 00:06:42,466 And I haven't heard jack about Splashercize. 96 00:06:43,691 --> 00:06:44,919 Sorry. 97 00:06:47,509 --> 00:06:49,232 You want me to wear your ring? 98 00:06:52,182 --> 00:06:54,099 Show me what you're worth. 99 00:06:59,744 --> 00:07:00,834 Ow. 100 00:07:05,407 --> 00:07:06,997 Hey, Victor. 101 00:07:07,506 --> 00:07:11,068 _ 102 00:07:11,093 --> 00:07:12,093 No? 103 00:07:12,118 --> 00:07:13,584 _ 104 00:07:17,989 --> 00:07:21,748 _ 105 00:07:24,693 --> 00:07:27,365 _ 106 00:07:30,092 --> 00:07:31,919 _ 107 00:07:34,048 --> 00:07:35,267 No. 108 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:40,623 _ 109 00:07:40,648 --> 00:07:43,021 _ 110 00:07:43,334 --> 00:07:50,334 _ 111 00:07:50,842 --> 00:07:52,955 _ 112 00:07:52,980 --> 00:07:54,439 No? 113 00:07:54,897 --> 00:07:56,294 _ 114 00:07:56,319 --> 00:07:58,084 _ 115 00:07:59,326 --> 00:08:00,716 _ 116 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:02,662 _ 117 00:08:02,711 --> 00:08:04,834 _ 118 00:08:05,529 --> 00:08:10,982 _ 119 00:08:11,684 --> 00:08:15,021 _ 120 00:08:15,155 --> 00:08:20,873 _ 121 00:08:21,217 --> 00:08:25,201 _ 122 00:08:25,576 --> 00:08:29,099 _ 123 00:08:31,549 --> 00:08:36,351 _ 124 00:08:36,376 --> 00:08:39,505 No, no. Look, what's the plan for today? 125 00:08:39,576 --> 00:08:40,576 _ 126 00:08:41,102 --> 00:08:42,552 _ 127 00:08:43,061 --> 00:08:44,576 _ 128 00:08:44,601 --> 00:08:47,107 _ 129 00:08:47,288 --> 00:08:48,724 _ 130 00:08:49,256 --> 00:08:51,185 - Okay? - Okay. 131 00:09:02,198 --> 00:09:03,198 Hello? 132 00:09:03,223 --> 00:09:04,801 - Hey, Stan, it's Ernie. - Hey, Ernie. 133 00:09:04,826 --> 00:09:06,527 Listen, something came up, and... 134 00:09:06,552 --> 00:09:09,707 I'm not gonna be able to cover my shift tonight. 135 00:09:09,732 --> 00:09:12,793 You can dock one of my sick days if you need to. 136 00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:14,074 Oh, Harold again, huh? 137 00:09:14,099 --> 00:09:15,668 Hey, have you tried spanking the boy? 138 00:09:15,693 --> 00:09:17,684 No, it's not that kind of emergency. 139 00:09:17,709 --> 00:09:19,418 Ernie, I am worried about you, all right? 140 00:09:19,443 --> 00:09:21,379 You are coming in late, you're leaving early, 141 00:09:21,404 --> 00:09:23,457 and today, you're not showing up at all. 142 00:09:23,482 --> 00:09:25,785 Now, you're supposed to be my number two around here, 143 00:09:25,810 --> 00:09:28,301 but instead, Krystal's got you cleaning up number twos. 144 00:09:28,326 --> 00:09:31,914 - Oh, she's got nothing to do with it. - Oh, but FAM does. 145 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,730 Look, "To do two things at once 146 00:09:33,731 --> 00:09:35,762 is to do neither one." Do you know who said that? 147 00:09:35,787 --> 00:09:37,702 A Roman slave, probably. 148 00:09:37,727 --> 00:09:39,051 And he was right. 149 00:09:48,070 --> 00:09:49,151 Victor? 150 00:09:49,176 --> 00:09:50,260 Hmm? 151 00:09:50,747 --> 00:09:51,973 _ 152 00:09:53,017 --> 00:09:55,301 Do you know what Toddman's excuse was? 153 00:09:56,418 --> 00:09:57,841 "They're already in the White House. 154 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:59,488 Why do they need my money?" 155 00:09:59,803 --> 00:10:01,301 Tell them it's your treat. 156 00:10:01,326 --> 00:10:02,707 I'm not going. 157 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:04,989 Bush isn't even gonna be there. 158 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:06,215 It's just Quayle. 159 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,387 Who is from Indiana. 160 00:10:09,316 --> 00:10:11,121 That's where the lawsuit is. 161 00:10:11,146 --> 00:10:13,332 So, what, I'm supposed to sit there like a lump, 162 00:10:13,357 --> 00:10:16,106 alone with my wife? How's that gonna look? 163 00:10:16,938 --> 00:10:19,051 I need to associate with a better class of people. 164 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,395 Then forget the fellas. 165 00:10:20,859 --> 00:10:23,418 You fill the seats with your Columbuses. 166 00:10:23,443 --> 00:10:24,985 Hell, anybody but Roger. 167 00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:29,324 You cannot be barefoot in front of the vice president, for cripes' sake. 168 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:31,137 Got to have Roger there. 169 00:10:31,162 --> 00:10:34,191 You can say that it is a gift for their hard work. 170 00:10:34,865 --> 00:10:38,406 A gift for their hard work is called a paycheck, Louise. 171 00:10:38,579 --> 00:10:41,277 These seats are $2,500 dollars apiece. 172 00:10:41,302 --> 00:10:43,902 Now, if I can't pawn 'em off on a dolt like Toddman 173 00:10:43,927 --> 00:10:46,592 for five grand apiece, that makes me the Toddman. 174 00:10:47,209 --> 00:10:49,145 No. I-I need to associate 175 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:51,363 with-with... with senators, 176 00:10:51,388 --> 00:10:53,598 with moguls, with judges. 177 00:10:56,855 --> 00:10:58,772 Mr. Garbeau, sir? 178 00:10:58,773 --> 00:11:00,051 What? 179 00:11:02,902 --> 00:11:04,879 I can be your Toddman. 180 00:11:10,308 --> 00:11:13,207 ? I can't say ? 181 00:11:13,232 --> 00:11:17,168 ? I feel it in your kiss ? 182 00:11:17,193 --> 00:11:19,176 ? Just one look ? 183 00:11:19,201 --> 00:11:21,348 ? That's all it took ? 184 00:11:21,373 --> 00:11:23,372 ? Just one look ? 185 00:11:23,397 --> 00:11:25,605 ? You got me hooked... ? 186 00:11:28,069 --> 00:11:29,901 I'll meet you at the front door. 187 00:11:29,926 --> 00:11:30,926 All right. 188 00:11:32,552 --> 00:11:35,332 I had 50 people in that pool a session. 189 00:11:35,357 --> 00:11:37,273 Two dollars a head, six times a week. 190 00:11:37,298 --> 00:11:39,027 That's how I make FAM work for me. 191 00:11:39,052 --> 00:11:41,863 All the FAM goobers go 'cause their upline told 'em to. 192 00:11:42,106 --> 00:11:43,660 You mean you. 193 00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:46,286 Listen, um, I'm gonna get to do my laundry, right? 194 00:11:46,311 --> 00:11:47,559 Yeah, I'm on my last load. 195 00:11:47,584 --> 00:11:49,739 The thing is, everyone within 100 miles 196 00:11:49,764 --> 00:11:52,039 - who'd ever do FAM already does. - Mm-hmm. 197 00:11:52,064 --> 00:11:54,755 So I just got to figure out a way to get some names on forms 198 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:56,505 and then buy 'em a little inventory 199 00:11:56,530 --> 00:11:57,864 so my numbers don't fall. 200 00:11:59,346 --> 00:12:02,433 Okay, so that's why you wanted to talk to me? 201 00:12:02,540 --> 00:12:05,419 So you can get a couple of names and addresses of the people 202 00:12:05,444 --> 00:12:07,486 that I had to track down and repossess? 203 00:12:09,748 --> 00:12:12,669 I mean, you do know that most of the people are dead, right? 204 00:12:13,481 --> 00:12:15,497 - I'm pretty sure that's fine. - Kry... 205 00:12:15,522 --> 00:12:16,841 It's Cody's money anyway, 206 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,489 and I just need to stay Washington 207 00:12:18,514 --> 00:12:20,145 until I get Splashercize. 208 00:12:20,897 --> 00:12:23,778 You have lost your damn mind. 209 00:12:24,255 --> 00:12:25,880 No crap. 210 00:12:25,905 --> 00:12:26,905 Mm. 211 00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:28,645 You're gonna get haunted. 212 00:12:28,670 --> 00:12:30,309 You're gonna deserve it. 213 00:12:34,147 --> 00:12:35,147 Hello? 214 00:12:35,482 --> 00:12:37,052 Guess where I'm calling from. 215 00:12:37,077 --> 00:12:38,208 Where? 216 00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:40,012 Obie Garbeau's office phone. 217 00:12:40,037 --> 00:12:41,872 Did you ask him about Splashercize? 218 00:12:41,897 --> 00:12:43,302 Well, Krystal, ask him yourself, 219 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:46,005 because I just got us an evening with Obie 220 00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:48,145 and Louise Garbeau the Second. 221 00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:49,778 Jesus. Finally. 222 00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,122 When? 223 00:12:53,450 --> 00:12:54,637 Um... 224 00:12:55,027 --> 00:12:57,489 He invited us to a campaign event tonight. 225 00:12:57,514 --> 00:13:01,645 Vice frickin' President Dan frickin' Quayle. 226 00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:05,128 I mean, that guy is one heart attack away 227 00:13:05,153 --> 00:13:06,731 from commander in chief. 228 00:13:07,358 --> 00:13:09,162 Not that I'd ever wish for, you know, that's not, 229 00:13:09,186 --> 00:13:11,177 - um, what I meant. - Vice president? 230 00:13:11,202 --> 00:13:13,223 - Yeah. - Of America? 231 00:13:13,248 --> 00:13:14,622 - What? - Mm-hmm. 232 00:13:14,647 --> 00:13:17,278 Only thing is Obie needs me by his side till then... Call of duty. 233 00:13:17,303 --> 00:13:19,441 So, uh, you gotta drive yourself. 234 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,942 Okay. Wh-What do you wear to a fund-raiser? 235 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,029 Just a smile from here to Georgia and, 236 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,888 um, that diamond engagement ring 237 00:13:25,913 --> 00:13:27,834 because Cody Bonar came through. 238 00:13:32,216 --> 00:13:33,465 All right. 239 00:13:33,569 --> 00:13:34,944 Change of plans. 240 00:13:34,969 --> 00:13:36,342 Can you babysit? 241 00:13:36,756 --> 00:13:37,756 T-Tonight? 242 00:13:38,999 --> 00:13:40,256 What? 243 00:13:40,281 --> 00:13:42,373 Hi. Um, you definitely need 244 00:13:42,398 --> 00:13:43,967 to wear the nicest dress you have. 245 00:13:43,992 --> 00:13:45,412 Okay. 246 00:13:47,443 --> 00:13:48,943 I got to get ready. 247 00:13:51,524 --> 00:13:52,959 Okay. 248 00:13:54,624 --> 00:13:56,795 It was an accident. And I'm being fired? 249 00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:58,904 Our viewers are traumatized. 250 00:13:58,929 --> 00:14:01,045 Well, don't blame me. Blame the damn turtles. 251 00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:02,609 Come on, Mirta. 252 00:14:03,679 --> 00:14:07,037 Tell me you weren't stoned out of your mind on live TV. 253 00:14:07,397 --> 00:14:09,170 Losing the finger sobered me up. 254 00:14:09,195 --> 00:14:11,402 This isn't the first time this has happened. 255 00:14:11,427 --> 00:14:14,459 Well, I guess this is the first time this has happened, 256 00:14:14,484 --> 00:14:17,631 but your painkiller situation is a problem. 257 00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:20,906 And I don't have any get-out-of-jail-free cards left. 258 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,927 Let me talk to network myself. 259 00:14:34,357 --> 00:14:37,201 Usted necesita una orden para eso. 260 00:14:37,226 --> 00:14:38,560 Ahora en inglés. 261 00:14:38,806 --> 00:14:41,154 "I know my rights. 262 00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:44,037 You need a warrant for that." 263 00:14:44,062 --> 00:14:47,107 - Everybody? I know my rights. - I know my rights. 264 00:14:47,132 --> 00:14:49,935 You need a warrant. 265 00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,400 Mom? 266 00:14:59,731 --> 00:15:01,177 Isaac called me. 267 00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:04,107 He was worried you'd go on a bender without supervision. 268 00:15:04,618 --> 00:15:06,701 Isaac thinks highly of himself. 269 00:15:09,939 --> 00:15:11,521 Was he wrong? 270 00:15:14,092 --> 00:15:15,529 It's under control. 271 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,706 Last time I saw you, you had ten fingers. 272 00:15:18,731 --> 00:15:20,920 I'm fine. Thanks for asking. 273 00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:24,438 Do you even care that you lost your job? 274 00:15:24,439 --> 00:15:26,104 I've been here 16 years. 275 00:15:26,105 --> 00:15:27,606 What do you think? 276 00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:32,365 Print is better for me anyway. 277 00:15:32,988 --> 00:15:34,362 I miss writing. 278 00:15:34,731 --> 00:15:36,193 Maybe I could start a column. 279 00:15:36,218 --> 00:15:37,631 "Mirta, She Wrote." 280 00:15:37,656 --> 00:15:39,435 Yeah, well, good luck. 281 00:15:40,016 --> 00:15:42,545 You know, if you're here to support, support. 282 00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:44,402 I'm not here to support you, Mom. 283 00:15:44,427 --> 00:15:46,483 I'm here to tell you that I'm tired of supporting you. 284 00:15:46,507 --> 00:15:49,177 Ay, Dios mio! Coño, nena, 285 00:15:49,202 --> 00:15:51,256 I didn't grow up dreaming of doing bullshit stories. 286 00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:52,982 I wanted to anchor the news. 287 00:15:53,007 --> 00:15:55,303 But diapers are expensive, mija, and you were a real shitter. 288 00:15:55,327 --> 00:15:57,138 Don't blame me for your life. 289 00:16:20,738 --> 00:16:22,490 Mm. This? This old thing? 290 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:24,951 Oh, this is a bona fide old mine cushion cut. 291 00:16:24,976 --> 00:16:25,983 That's right. 292 00:16:26,921 --> 00:16:28,443 Oh, I'm Krystal. 293 00:16:29,382 --> 00:16:30,842 It's a pleasure to meet you. 294 00:16:30,867 --> 00:16:32,029 Or that. 295 00:16:32,603 --> 00:16:34,623 Oh, no, good to meet you. 296 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:38,795 Oh, no. Oh, look at you, Krystal. 297 00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:40,819 Krystal Stubbs, it's a pleasure. 298 00:16:40,844 --> 00:16:43,459 Pleasure to meet you. Yes. 299 00:16:43,484 --> 00:16:44,562 Oh. 300 00:16:45,873 --> 00:16:46,974 Mm. 301 00:16:48,482 --> 00:16:49,717 Charmed. 302 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,459 George Bush! Dan Quayle! 303 00:16:51,484 --> 00:16:53,357 Tell the truth about Roswell! 304 00:16:53,382 --> 00:16:56,982 George Bush! Dan Quayle! Tell the truth about Roswell! 305 00:16:57,007 --> 00:16:58,810 UFO! Groom Lake! 306 00:16:58,835 --> 00:17:00,560 Tell the truth, for fuck's sake. 307 00:17:00,585 --> 00:17:03,037 UFO! Groom Lake! Tell the truth... 308 00:17:03,062 --> 00:17:05,833 - What the hell? - UFO! Groom Lake! 309 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,331 Just look up in the sky, man, you'll see 'em. 310 00:17:08,356 --> 00:17:10,896 It's a secret th-they don't want you to know. 311 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:11,935 You'll see the truth. 312 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:13,913 Everyone, get away from the car! 313 00:17:13,937 --> 00:17:15,599 UFO! Groom Lake! 314 00:17:15,624 --> 00:17:17,357 Tell the truth, for fuck's sake! 315 00:17:17,382 --> 00:17:19,365 UFO! Groom Lake! 316 00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:21,107 Tell the truth, for fuck's sake! 317 00:17:21,132 --> 00:17:23,115 UFO! Groom Lake! 318 00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:25,076 Tell the truth, for fuck's sake! 319 00:17:25,101 --> 00:17:26,709 UFO! Groom Lake! 320 00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:28,576 Tell the truth, for fuck's sake! 321 00:17:28,601 --> 00:17:30,623 - UFO! Groom Lake! - Evening, ma'am. 322 00:17:30,648 --> 00:17:32,381 Tell the truth, for fuck's sake! 323 00:17:32,406 --> 00:17:34,342 - UFO! Groom Lake! - Tell the truth! Come on! 324 00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:36,224 Tell the truth, for fuck's sake! 325 00:18:20,835 --> 00:18:22,217 A little pin. 326 00:18:28,945 --> 00:18:30,611 - Hi. Good evening. - Good evening. 327 00:18:30,636 --> 00:18:32,045 Here's your pin. 328 00:18:35,132 --> 00:18:37,959 You'll find tonight's seating plan at the top of the stairs. 329 00:18:40,677 --> 00:18:43,237 - May I take that for you, miss? - Oh. Thank you. 330 00:18:45,837 --> 00:18:48,935 Thank you. Yes. 331 00:18:59,965 --> 00:19:01,214 Profe. 332 00:19:01,418 --> 00:19:02,427 Victor. 333 00:19:02,452 --> 00:19:04,119 - Cómo estás? - Happy to see you back. 334 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:09,897 _ 335 00:19:09,922 --> 00:19:11,623 _ 336 00:19:11,648 --> 00:19:13,053 _ 337 00:19:13,078 --> 00:19:14,695 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 338 00:19:14,852 --> 00:19:17,459 I couldn't come, eh, 339 00:19:17,484 --> 00:19:21,483 because I had to make money... con hombre aqui. 340 00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:22,600 Victor's boss? 341 00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,491 No, Victor's his own boss. 342 00:19:24,516 --> 00:19:27,350 You can be, too. So can your whole class. 343 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,584 I mean, see, the thing is, 344 00:19:28,609 --> 00:19:30,775 you're not just teaching these people English. 345 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,091 You're teaching them how to be Americans. 346 00:19:33,116 --> 00:19:35,108 That's nice of you to say. 347 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:38,319 And what's more American than owning your own business? 348 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,688 You have an opportunity here. 349 00:19:40,689 --> 00:19:42,983 You can really help these people out. 350 00:19:43,292 --> 00:19:45,793 - Huh. - And making money. 351 00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:50,295 What do you know about the distribution business? 352 00:19:54,101 --> 00:19:55,706 Oh, God. 353 00:19:55,731 --> 00:19:57,834 They didn't misspell it, did they? 354 00:19:57,975 --> 00:19:59,772 I can't find my name. 355 00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:01,639 Well, it wouldn't be that table. 356 00:20:02,186 --> 00:20:04,014 Oh, well, that's my fiancé's name. 357 00:20:04,039 --> 00:20:06,772 So mine should be here. 358 00:20:09,845 --> 00:20:11,302 Who are you? 359 00:20:11,904 --> 00:20:13,858 Oh, I'm Krystal Stubbs. 360 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,084 Pleased to meet you. 361 00:20:16,397 --> 00:20:17,756 And you are...? 362 00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:22,510 Where do you come from, Miss Stubbs? 363 00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,600 Right here. You? 364 00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:30,608 That ring's been in my family 365 00:20:30,633 --> 00:20:33,100 longer than Florida's been a state. 366 00:20:36,339 --> 00:20:38,272 Oh. 367 00:20:38,297 --> 00:20:41,733 So lovely to meet you, Mrs. Bonar. 368 00:20:41,763 --> 00:20:43,305 Shall we? 369 00:20:46,998 --> 00:20:50,512 So, a Jefferson is better than a Franklin 370 00:20:50,537 --> 00:20:52,387 but worse than a Washington? 371 00:20:52,701 --> 00:20:54,263 Well, I think they're all great. 372 00:20:55,397 --> 00:20:57,747 But FAM values them differently. 373 00:20:57,772 --> 00:20:59,825 Well, no, look, the difference between 374 00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:02,372 a Franklin and a Washington 375 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:06,348 is a Washington values themselves more. 376 00:21:06,373 --> 00:21:09,715 Okay? And that doesn't come from FAM. That comes from you. 377 00:21:10,006 --> 00:21:13,895 And the best part is, anybody can do it. 378 00:21:14,150 --> 00:21:16,747 This is America. You can be anything you want to be. 379 00:21:18,754 --> 00:21:20,961 And his car ended up in a swamp. 380 00:21:20,986 --> 00:21:22,793 And he was eaten 381 00:21:22,818 --> 00:21:24,684 by an alligator. 382 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,668 But Cody was there for me. 383 00:21:29,693 --> 00:21:31,069 Helped me out. 384 00:21:31,093 --> 00:21:32,809 And my baby. 385 00:21:35,397 --> 00:21:36,773 Riesling. 386 00:21:38,481 --> 00:21:41,262 Um, how much for a Miller High Life? 387 00:21:41,287 --> 00:21:42,662 There's no charge, ma'am. 388 00:21:42,686 --> 00:21:45,161 Oh. Okay, well, then, forget about the beer. 389 00:21:45,186 --> 00:21:47,926 I'll take a Lynchburg Lemonade. No ice. 390 00:21:48,272 --> 00:21:50,801 They add ice so there's less booze. 391 00:21:50,826 --> 00:21:52,348 - Is that right? - Mm-hmm. 392 00:21:52,373 --> 00:21:53,498 Thank you. 393 00:21:54,462 --> 00:21:56,502 Where is my son, anyway? 394 00:21:56,596 --> 00:21:59,309 Oh, I'm sure Obie's holding him up. 395 00:21:59,915 --> 00:22:01,580 Obie Garbeau? 396 00:22:01,605 --> 00:22:02,895 Oh, Lord. 397 00:22:03,464 --> 00:22:05,981 The amount of my money Cody has handed over 398 00:22:06,006 --> 00:22:07,671 to that idiot. 399 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:10,120 - Your money? - Mm. 400 00:22:12,176 --> 00:22:13,519 Oh, bless your heart. 401 00:22:13,544 --> 00:22:16,026 You didn't think that he made 402 00:22:16,051 --> 00:22:18,433 all that money selling tile cleaner... 403 00:22:18,458 --> 00:22:20,747 ... did you? Mm. 404 00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:22,357 I thought he had a pretty good business 405 00:22:22,382 --> 00:22:25,014 - going for himself. - My son is a feckless tit. 406 00:22:25,397 --> 00:22:28,964 And Obie Garbeau is a clown. 407 00:22:30,561 --> 00:22:33,019 Well, I'll drink to that. 408 00:22:33,731 --> 00:22:36,886 You know, I-I started my own water aerobics class. 409 00:22:36,911 --> 00:22:38,803 - Made it a FAM type of thing. - Mmm. 410 00:22:38,828 --> 00:22:40,743 And Obie Garbeau shut it down. 411 00:22:41,202 --> 00:22:43,855 I thought he was supposed to be some sort of genius money guy. 412 00:22:45,137 --> 00:22:47,855 Well, anyway, Splashercize is what I call it. 413 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:51,761 Mmm. You put a lot of thought into that name, didn't you? 414 00:22:51,786 --> 00:22:53,202 Mm-hmm. 415 00:22:53,651 --> 00:22:54,938 You know, 416 00:22:54,939 --> 00:22:59,542 you're all sitting with Obie in the back of the room. 417 00:22:59,567 --> 00:23:02,620 If you don't want to get stuck back there, 418 00:23:02,645 --> 00:23:04,560 do yourself a favor. 419 00:23:05,147 --> 00:23:08,269 Find a real investor. 420 00:23:10,501 --> 00:23:12,668 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 421 00:23:22,059 --> 00:23:25,894 Well... let's see. 422 00:23:27,152 --> 00:23:28,448 Uh... 423 00:23:29,939 --> 00:23:31,573 They've seated us in the back. 424 00:23:31,598 --> 00:23:32,847 Again. 425 00:23:34,272 --> 00:23:36,120 I give these scumbags millions. 426 00:23:36,145 --> 00:23:37,698 Seven and Seven. Quick. 427 00:23:38,007 --> 00:23:40,112 - 14. - It's a drink. 428 00:23:41,057 --> 00:23:43,237 Look, hang on. It's all right. 429 00:23:43,595 --> 00:23:46,253 Let's go. Come on, now. 430 00:23:46,278 --> 00:23:47,987 Let's just go. We'll-we'll meet him. 431 00:23:48,012 --> 00:23:49,847 - He should be here. - We'll find him. 432 00:23:51,944 --> 00:23:53,776 So, um... 433 00:23:53,801 --> 00:23:55,597 I love your purse. 434 00:23:56,105 --> 00:23:57,230 Thank you. 435 00:23:57,255 --> 00:23:58,755 Is it a snow leopard? 436 00:24:00,012 --> 00:24:02,105 Or tiger? Tiger. 437 00:24:05,134 --> 00:24:07,247 It's like a gym in the water. 438 00:24:07,272 --> 00:24:08,847 Everything you do outside the water, 439 00:24:08,872 --> 00:24:10,120 but inside the water. 440 00:24:10,145 --> 00:24:11,727 Howdy! 441 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,675 Hello, Codworth. 442 00:24:14,564 --> 00:24:16,526 - Mother. - Mmm. 443 00:24:16,551 --> 00:24:18,573 Thought you were in Saint-Tropez this time of year. 444 00:24:18,598 --> 00:24:20,901 Well, someone has to keep the Democrats 445 00:24:20,926 --> 00:24:24,289 from turning the government into an all-you-can-eat buffet. 446 00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:26,815 Drink with us. Oops. 447 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,745 - Oh. - It's free. 448 00:24:32,088 --> 00:24:34,213 Never turn down a free drink, Ellen Joy. 449 00:24:37,575 --> 00:24:40,276 Didn't I tell you I would show, Danny? 450 00:24:40,301 --> 00:24:42,549 And I am pleased as punch. 451 00:24:42,807 --> 00:24:44,111 Oh. 452 00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:46,565 What did you do to your nose? 453 00:24:46,590 --> 00:24:48,506 Oh, yeah, it's a... 454 00:24:48,733 --> 00:24:49,753 It was turtles. 455 00:24:49,778 --> 00:24:51,315 It's a... Hi. 456 00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:53,136 I'm Dan Quayle. 457 00:24:53,689 --> 00:24:55,292 No crap. 458 00:24:56,212 --> 00:24:57,534 She's a real cracker. 459 00:24:57,559 --> 00:24:59,120 Mm. 460 00:25:00,221 --> 00:25:01,464 Mr. Vice President... 461 00:25:14,968 --> 00:25:16,519 Look around, Cody. 462 00:25:16,544 --> 00:25:19,292 CEOs. Oil tycoons. 463 00:25:19,317 --> 00:25:21,316 The vice goddang president. 464 00:25:21,341 --> 00:25:22,526 We're here. 465 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,956 - We did it. - We did? 466 00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:27,940 I just met the vice president. We did it. 467 00:25:28,273 --> 00:25:30,722 Oh, thank you. Ah! 468 00:25:31,234 --> 00:25:33,331 - Cheers. - No, I-I don't drink. 469 00:25:33,356 --> 00:25:35,189 There's no alcohol in champagne. 470 00:25:35,214 --> 00:25:36,737 Just bubbles. 471 00:25:43,589 --> 00:25:44,730 Come here. 472 00:25:44,755 --> 00:25:45,964 No, we're gonna miss the speech. 473 00:25:45,988 --> 00:25:48,112 Who cares? Something about taxes. 474 00:25:48,723 --> 00:25:51,014 But I'll tell you what, that, uh, Dana Carvey? 475 00:25:51,039 --> 00:25:53,425 They-they say that's comedy. I don't... I don't know. 476 00:25:53,450 --> 00:25:55,116 - I'm not laughing. - Vice President. 477 00:25:55,878 --> 00:25:58,464 Hey, there. When are we gonna get you down to Augusta? 478 00:25:58,489 --> 00:26:00,525 Aw, heck. They're gonna make us 479 00:26:00,550 --> 00:26:01,565 give all the money back if I don't get 480 00:26:01,589 --> 00:26:02,613 - up there and say a few words. - No, no, no, wait. 481 00:26:02,637 --> 00:26:05,534 Just a second, just a second. Um, I got a lawsuit 482 00:26:05,559 --> 00:26:06,684 down in your neck of the woods that... 483 00:26:06,708 --> 00:26:07,770 I thank you for your support. 484 00:26:07,794 --> 00:26:10,706 Now, listen, son. I just need a minute. 485 00:26:10,731 --> 00:26:12,730 I paid a lot of money for this dinner. 486 00:26:13,534 --> 00:26:17,050 Then I suggest you... sit down and eat it. 487 00:26:23,192 --> 00:26:27,089 ? Oh, say, can you see ? 488 00:26:27,114 --> 00:26:31,026 ? By the dawn's early light ? 489 00:26:31,051 --> 00:26:34,964 ? What so proudly we hailed ? 490 00:26:34,989 --> 00:26:39,113 ? At the twilight's last gleaming... ? 491 00:26:40,328 --> 00:26:41,644 Shh. 492 00:26:43,540 --> 00:26:45,509 - Tell the truth, Bush and Quayle! - Oh, my God. 493 00:26:45,534 --> 00:26:48,409 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey. - Tell the truth! 494 00:26:48,434 --> 00:26:49,480 You okay, ma'am? 495 00:26:49,505 --> 00:26:51,534 - Get down. - The truth is out there! 496 00:26:51,559 --> 00:26:53,378 My sincerest apologies for the disturbance. 497 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:55,464 - Thank you. - Give me a zip tie. 498 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:57,030 Roswell! 499 00:26:58,665 --> 00:26:59,665 Down. 500 00:26:59,690 --> 00:27:01,105 - Get down. - You don't understand! 501 00:27:01,130 --> 00:27:02,745 Stop struggling. 502 00:27:02,770 --> 00:27:04,379 - Let's get in here. - I can't breathe! 503 00:27:04,403 --> 00:27:07,276 ? The brave. ? 504 00:27:07,301 --> 00:27:08,519 Come on. 505 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,175 What are we doing? 506 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,532 Shut up. 507 00:27:12,557 --> 00:27:13,890 Okay. 508 00:27:14,790 --> 00:27:19,753 Unfortunately, we've got about 34 million people uninsured. 509 00:27:19,778 --> 00:27:22,308 They're uninsured because they can't afford it. 510 00:27:23,238 --> 00:27:25,308 The average American family 511 00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:29,620 will spend $12,000 dollars a year on health insurance. 512 00:27:29,645 --> 00:27:31,698 But if we let the dang Democrats take over, 513 00:27:31,723 --> 00:27:33,324 my friends, we're in trouble. 514 00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:40,886 Long wait times. 515 00:27:40,911 --> 00:27:43,964 Rationing. The problem is, 516 00:27:43,989 --> 00:27:47,339 doctors in America are spending a fortune 517 00:27:47,364 --> 00:27:50,722 - on malpractice insurance. - Oh, yeah. 518 00:27:50,747 --> 00:27:54,753 There's only one problem, and that is it. 519 00:27:55,059 --> 00:27:56,175 He's right. 520 00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:20,061 Four more years! Four more years! 521 00:28:20,086 --> 00:28:22,139 - Four more years! - Thank you. 522 00:28:22,164 --> 00:28:24,701 Four more years! Four more years! 523 00:28:24,726 --> 00:28:26,498 Four more years! 524 00:28:26,523 --> 00:28:27,982 Four more years! 525 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:29,358 - Thank you. - Four more years! 526 00:28:29,382 --> 00:28:32,357 Four more years! Four more years! 527 00:28:32,382 --> 00:28:33,866 Four more years! 528 00:28:33,890 --> 00:28:35,706 Four more years! 529 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:56,248 Nice little surprise. 530 00:28:58,007 --> 00:28:59,412 Well, if you took my calls, 531 00:28:59,437 --> 00:29:00,951 it wouldn't be, Mother. 532 00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:04,772 Codworth, let me be clear with you. 533 00:29:05,379 --> 00:29:09,709 You don't buy a woman like that. 534 00:29:11,142 --> 00:29:12,693 You rent. 535 00:29:13,278 --> 00:29:15,811 Well, that is the woman I love. 536 00:29:17,814 --> 00:29:20,373 You smell like booze and filth. 537 00:29:27,406 --> 00:29:29,545 That's more glitter than a Tampa titty bar. 538 00:29:29,570 --> 00:29:30,577 I get this crap all the time. 539 00:29:30,601 --> 00:29:32,186 You wouldn't believe the trash I get. 540 00:29:34,961 --> 00:29:36,889 If only her IQ were as high 541 00:29:36,914 --> 00:29:38,621 - as her bra size. - Oh, stop. 542 00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:40,350 - Krystal, hi. - Hey! Speak of the devil, 543 00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:41,842 and the devil appears. 544 00:29:41,867 --> 00:29:42,889 Go ahead, have a seat. 545 00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:45,201 - That's enough, Obie. - What? 546 00:29:45,226 --> 00:29:46,433 I'm sorry. 547 00:29:46,458 --> 00:29:47,584 That's mine. 548 00:29:47,609 --> 00:29:49,467 - Give that back. - I'm sorry. 549 00:29:49,492 --> 00:29:50,818 Oh, no, no, you were using 550 00:29:50,843 --> 00:29:53,258 the Garbeau System to fill up your workout class. 551 00:29:53,283 --> 00:29:54,949 So I believe that makes it mine. 552 00:29:57,867 --> 00:30:00,522 - It's mine. - Ooh, she's getting mad. 553 00:30:00,796 --> 00:30:02,365 - Fuckless... - Mine. 554 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,990 Fuckless tit. 555 00:30:10,389 --> 00:30:12,147 - Right? Right? - I feel sick. 556 00:30:12,172 --> 00:30:14,279 - No, but Obie... - Obie said we can go. 557 00:30:19,756 --> 00:30:25,240 _ 558 00:30:25,963 --> 00:30:30,232 _ 559 00:30:30,908 --> 00:30:32,178 _ 560 00:30:32,309 --> 00:30:34,779 _ 561 00:30:34,804 --> 00:30:36,490 _ 562 00:30:36,515 --> 00:30:39,045 _ 563 00:30:39,194 --> 00:30:42,339 _ 564 00:30:42,364 --> 00:30:43,364 Hurry up. 565 00:30:44,900 --> 00:30:46,436 All right, get in here. Shut the door. 566 00:30:47,397 --> 00:30:48,623 Money. 567 00:30:49,303 --> 00:30:51,117 _ 568 00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:52,397 No talking. 569 00:30:52,866 --> 00:30:54,781 He don't speak English. 570 00:30:55,203 --> 00:30:56,492 Dinero! 571 00:30:58,185 --> 00:31:00,232 Hey, what-what's your name, friend? 572 00:31:01,951 --> 00:31:02,958 Uh, watches. 573 00:31:02,983 --> 00:31:05,842 We all have families, Mr. Watches. 574 00:31:05,867 --> 00:31:08,247 Think-think-think about your family. 575 00:31:08,272 --> 00:31:09,490 All right, hurry up! 576 00:31:09,515 --> 00:31:10,671 Come on, man. Put your shit in there. 577 00:31:10,695 --> 00:31:12,967 Or-or may-maybe you don't. 578 00:31:14,709 --> 00:31:17,154 But that does not mean you're alone. 579 00:31:18,540 --> 00:31:20,701 It does not mean you're not loved. 580 00:31:20,726 --> 00:31:23,726 I don't know if you believe in God. 581 00:31:25,118 --> 00:31:26,873 But at least believe in me. 582 00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:34,975 I love you, brother. 583 00:31:37,506 --> 00:31:39,123 Come on, man, just drop it. 584 00:31:39,148 --> 00:31:41,959 You need money. I-I get it. 585 00:31:41,989 --> 00:31:43,607 Okay? 586 00:31:43,632 --> 00:31:47,115 J-O-B might as well stand for "jump off a bridge." 587 00:31:47,731 --> 00:31:49,451 But look at you. 588 00:31:49,897 --> 00:31:51,201 You're driven. 589 00:31:51,226 --> 00:31:53,170 Come on, man, I just need the fucking cash. 590 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,076 You can have the cash. 591 00:31:57,806 --> 00:32:00,490 But you'd be missing the opportunity. 592 00:32:00,515 --> 00:32:02,162 Please, put it down. 593 00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:04,628 Please, put it down. Come on. 594 00:32:06,949 --> 00:32:09,748 I look at you, sir, and you know what I see? 595 00:32:11,798 --> 00:32:13,178 Gumption. 596 00:32:15,248 --> 00:32:16,623 Potential. 597 00:32:18,745 --> 00:32:20,037 A man... 598 00:32:21,429 --> 00:32:24,365 ... who wants to be his own boss. 599 00:32:28,486 --> 00:32:30,486 You don't need a gun for that. 600 00:32:37,592 --> 00:32:39,600 I felt hopeless. 601 00:32:44,561 --> 00:32:45,873 It's cold. 602 00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:48,561 It's so cold. 603 00:32:55,689 --> 00:32:57,188 My name is Ray. 604 00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:04,939 I just needed a distraction. 605 00:33:05,887 --> 00:33:07,795 Buddy, you saved us. 606 00:33:08,199 --> 00:33:10,545 You're a goddamn hero! 607 00:33:10,570 --> 00:33:11,913 Everybody cheer! 608 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,131 Clap! 609 00:33:16,503 --> 00:33:18,396 We're going home because of you! 610 00:33:18,421 --> 00:33:19,461 You're gonna be all right. 611 00:33:19,486 --> 00:33:21,061 He's done! 612 00:33:21,997 --> 00:33:23,357 Get him a towel! 613 00:33:24,271 --> 00:33:25,709 Everybody cheer! 614 00:33:25,734 --> 00:33:27,264 Everybody! 615 00:33:27,998 --> 00:33:30,561 We're going to our families because of this man. 616 00:33:31,499 --> 00:33:34,186 We need more people like you in America. 617 00:33:35,778 --> 00:33:37,990 _ 618 00:33:39,447 --> 00:33:43,154 _ 619 00:33:44,068 --> 00:33:46,975 _ 620 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,131 _ 621 00:33:49,241 --> 00:33:50,748 _ 622 00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:54,771 _ 623 00:33:55,959 --> 00:33:59,240 _ 624 00:34:10,313 --> 00:34:12,568 - I could've saved him. - Ernie. 625 00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:18,220 I could've saved him. 626 00:34:18,904 --> 00:34:20,889 _ 627 00:34:41,489 --> 00:34:44,053 Holy schnikes. 628 00:34:46,204 --> 00:34:47,670 Ernie? 629 00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:57,377 You okay? 630 00:34:59,172 --> 00:35:00,545 Stan, 631 00:35:01,162 --> 00:35:02,670 we need to talk. 632 00:35:08,032 --> 00:35:09,573 I just want you to talk to me. 633 00:35:09,598 --> 00:35:11,209 This morning, you wanted to marry me. 634 00:35:12,507 --> 00:35:15,209 Um, the ba... Destinee's sleeping. 635 00:35:15,771 --> 00:35:17,733 Oh, no, no, no, no, you don't have to pay me, Krystal. 636 00:35:17,757 --> 00:35:18,757 I'm tipping you. 637 00:35:18,782 --> 00:35:20,060 No, it was a favor. 638 00:35:20,085 --> 00:35:21,857 It's not a job. 639 00:35:21,882 --> 00:35:23,029 Here. 640 00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:26,372 Keep it. 641 00:35:26,397 --> 00:35:27,592 Good night. 642 00:35:32,532 --> 00:35:34,123 Go home, Cody. 643 00:35:35,056 --> 00:35:36,472 Please, 644 00:35:36,497 --> 00:35:38,998 just-just tell me what's wrong, okay? 645 00:35:39,023 --> 00:35:40,231 Please. 646 00:35:53,740 --> 00:35:55,381 We got to leave FAM. 647 00:35:59,842 --> 00:36:02,178 I think that champagne was spiked. 648 00:36:04,582 --> 00:36:07,568 We can fund Splashercize without Obie. 649 00:36:08,923 --> 00:36:10,959 Actually have a real business. 650 00:36:11,598 --> 00:36:15,037 Obie's the whole reason we were able to go tonight, Krystal. 651 00:36:16,521 --> 00:36:18,350 Really? Did... 652 00:36:18,375 --> 00:36:20,904 our Washington bonus checks pay for our tickets, 653 00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:22,631 or was it your mom? 654 00:36:23,269 --> 00:36:26,872 I'm paying back every single penny, okay? 655 00:36:26,897 --> 00:36:28,701 That is the promise of FAM. 656 00:36:28,726 --> 00:36:31,053 Yeah, but you don't need to do that. 657 00:36:31,235 --> 00:36:33,029 Do you know how lucky you are? 658 00:36:34,159 --> 00:36:36,498 Being broke, it hurts like shit. 659 00:36:36,999 --> 00:36:38,975 You want to pay your mom back? 660 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,271 Pay her back with Splashercize. She loved it. 661 00:36:41,296 --> 00:36:42,789 She said she'd invest. 662 00:36:42,814 --> 00:36:43,938 That's our future. 663 00:36:43,939 --> 00:36:45,975 That's never gonna happen. 664 00:36:47,102 --> 00:36:48,662 Yes, it will. 665 00:36:50,340 --> 00:36:51,443 Never. 666 00:36:52,035 --> 00:36:54,029 You're just protecting Obie. 667 00:36:54,054 --> 00:36:57,131 I'm just protecting you, okay? 668 00:36:57,507 --> 00:36:59,178 You don't understand my mother. 669 00:36:59,825 --> 00:37:01,467 Look, my family... 670 00:37:02,227 --> 00:37:04,131 I don't need them anymore. 671 00:37:04,662 --> 00:37:06,303 Obie likes me. 672 00:37:06,585 --> 00:37:07,818 I can be my own man. 673 00:37:07,843 --> 00:37:10,787 I can be my own millionaire, you know? I'm right there. 674 00:37:11,451 --> 00:37:13,826 That's bullcrap. 675 00:37:17,006 --> 00:37:18,662 Obie loves me. 676 00:37:18,687 --> 00:37:20,982 - Ha. - And I love you. 677 00:37:21,624 --> 00:37:23,342 I'm building a future, 678 00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:26,545 and I can give us our dreams, Krystal, okay? 679 00:37:27,381 --> 00:37:30,506 But trust me, this is our business. 680 00:37:30,701 --> 00:37:33,779 Splashercize is our business, 681 00:37:34,319 --> 00:37:36,152 not FAM. 682 00:37:37,070 --> 00:37:38,795 No, not FAM. 683 00:37:45,766 --> 00:37:48,928 I'm getting money from the Garbeau Foundation now. 684 00:37:51,648 --> 00:37:54,404 Obie signs the checks, not... n-not FAM. 685 00:37:55,178 --> 00:37:56,639 This is real. 686 00:37:57,365 --> 00:37:59,271 What the hell does that mean? 687 00:37:59,886 --> 00:38:02,167 Obie explained it all to me. It's... 688 00:38:03,152 --> 00:38:05,975 It's privileged information, okay? 689 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,568 It needs to be earned. 690 00:38:07,593 --> 00:38:10,264 You have to understand, if an IBO finds out too early, 691 00:38:10,289 --> 00:38:12,459 they'll-they'll discourage themselves. 692 00:38:12,484 --> 00:38:14,514 What are you talking about? 693 00:38:15,717 --> 00:38:18,641 The margins on the FAM products are, um... 694 00:38:19,689 --> 00:38:21,105 they're slim. 695 00:38:22,773 --> 00:38:25,422 And sometimes they never really pay off. 696 00:38:26,147 --> 00:38:27,148 What? 697 00:38:27,173 --> 00:38:30,188 But Obie pays Garbeau Foundation employees 698 00:38:30,213 --> 00:38:32,546 from the System's profits. 699 00:38:33,231 --> 00:38:34,414 From the tapes 700 00:38:34,439 --> 00:38:37,023 and from the rallies and-and the books. 701 00:38:40,404 --> 00:38:42,805 The tapes we're required to buy. 702 00:38:43,996 --> 00:38:45,227 Yeah. 703 00:38:45,903 --> 00:38:49,563 Those fucking tapes told us we'd get rich from distribution. 704 00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:52,242 Yeah, but those tapes got us into Obie's circle of trust. 705 00:38:52,267 --> 00:38:54,617 Travis died listening to what those fucking tapes 706 00:38:54,642 --> 00:38:55,961 told him to do! 707 00:38:57,742 --> 00:39:00,623 Travis died dreaming of getting where we are right now. 708 00:39:00,648 --> 00:39:02,298 He-he'd back me up on this, and you know it. 709 00:39:02,322 --> 00:39:04,383 You brainwashed him. 710 00:39:05,742 --> 00:39:07,617 If Travis hadn't believed in FAM, 711 00:39:07,642 --> 00:39:09,438 he'd have drunk himself to death! 712 00:39:10,189 --> 00:39:12,336 He told me that every day. 713 00:39:12,759 --> 00:39:14,926 Get the fuck out! 714 00:39:43,659 --> 00:39:44,992 Fuck this. 715 00:39:49,337 --> 00:39:50,864 Howdy, neighbor. 716 00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:53,482 Just throwing stuff? 717 00:39:53,507 --> 00:39:55,375 Not having a good night, Ernie. 718 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,317 What the heck's the matter? 719 00:39:59,824 --> 00:40:02,914 I got something that'll cheer you up a little bit. 720 00:40:03,977 --> 00:40:05,893 From now on, 721 00:40:05,918 --> 00:40:09,500 Ernie Gomes is full-time FAM time. 722 00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:12,820 I just resigned from Rebel Rapids. 723 00:40:15,181 --> 00:40:16,344 Ernie... 724 00:40:19,407 --> 00:40:21,406 There's no money in FAM. 725 00:40:21,431 --> 00:40:22,656 I know. 726 00:40:22,681 --> 00:40:24,055 I know, but there's money in me. 727 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,305 That's why I did it. 728 00:40:25,330 --> 00:40:27,549 Listen to me. You're not listening to me. 729 00:40:27,574 --> 00:40:29,865 Listen, don't worry about it. 730 00:40:29,890 --> 00:40:32,424 By the time the vacation money's gone, 731 00:40:32,449 --> 00:40:34,729 we'll both be living in Cabo. 732 00:40:34,754 --> 00:40:36,837 Hopefully, we'll be neighbors there, too. 733 00:40:36,862 --> 00:40:38,471 No, Ernie, listen! 734 00:40:41,496 --> 00:40:44,189 I'm sorry I got you into this. 735 00:40:45,636 --> 00:40:47,736 I thought there was a way to win. 736 00:40:49,410 --> 00:40:50,854 There isn't. 737 00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:52,455 You can't. 738 00:40:52,690 --> 00:40:55,856 So, you and me and all our downline, 739 00:40:55,881 --> 00:40:57,797 we got to get out. We got to get out of this. 740 00:40:57,822 --> 00:40:59,197 Stop it! 741 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,997 You can't talk like that! 742 00:41:02,374 --> 00:41:04,635 Stop saying things like that! 743 00:41:05,985 --> 00:41:07,393 You see this? 744 00:41:07,418 --> 00:41:08,666 This is hope. 745 00:41:08,691 --> 00:41:10,149 Without it, people die. 746 00:41:10,174 --> 00:41:11,914 You, me, everybody. 747 00:41:11,939 --> 00:41:13,480 You won't take it. 748 00:41:13,481 --> 00:41:14,713 Not you! 749 00:41:14,738 --> 00:41:15,846 Stop it! 750 00:41:17,947 --> 00:41:19,541 Not you! 751 00:41:21,803 --> 00:41:23,439 Stop it! 752 00:42:35,481 --> 00:42:37,252 Hi. You've reached Mirta Herrara. 753 00:42:37,277 --> 00:42:39,064 Please leave a message after the beep... 754 00:42:39,089 --> 00:42:40,714 in one minute or less. 755 00:42:42,066 --> 00:42:43,783 Hi. This is Krystal Stubbs. 756 00:42:44,313 --> 00:42:46,252 You know, the alligator widow. 757 00:42:46,753 --> 00:42:49,174 You gave me your card at the FAM rally. 758 00:42:49,199 --> 00:42:53,032 I've got a story to tell you, for your TV show. 759 00:42:54,274 --> 00:42:56,108 A big story. 760 00:42:57,421 --> 00:43:00,821 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com