1 00:00:00,924 --> 00:00:02,096 Previously... 2 00:00:02,121 --> 00:00:03,459 He was my workhorse. 3 00:00:03,484 --> 00:00:04,632 Well, keep the wife. 4 00:00:04,633 --> 00:00:06,632 She can be very negative, sir. 5 00:00:06,633 --> 00:00:09,567 I want to talk about Travis's business in light of the tragedy. 6 00:00:09,592 --> 00:00:11,740 - Are those...? - What do you want, Cody? 7 00:00:11,765 --> 00:00:15,483 I'm from Sunshine Repo, and your husband, rest his soul... 8 00:00:15,508 --> 00:00:17,780 He has a few things that technically belong to the bank. 9 00:00:17,805 --> 00:00:20,123 Well, it looks like one of your mortgages is past due. 10 00:00:20,148 --> 00:00:22,084 Wait, what? "One of"? 11 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:24,613 I need a raise, an advance, something. 12 00:00:24,638 --> 00:00:26,444 Water-obics needs a new instructor. 13 00:00:26,469 --> 00:00:29,031 My daughter Becca, she's prepping for Miss Teen Zuber. 14 00:00:29,056 --> 00:00:30,695 She's gonna need a proper coach. 15 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,501 I'm, like, one bad day from losing my house. 16 00:00:33,526 --> 00:00:35,776 That's called "surrendering your leverage." 17 00:00:35,801 --> 00:00:36,838 Is that what you called it 18 00:00:36,862 --> 00:00:39,290 when you were trading tiaras for tug jobs? 19 00:00:39,315 --> 00:00:40,868 Give her an upline bonus. 20 00:00:40,893 --> 00:00:45,354 Use the value of your business to show this widow her value. 21 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:48,274 - Ta-da! - Give me double, 22 00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:50,298 - and I'll grow it. - You'd recruit? 23 00:00:50,323 --> 00:00:52,149 I'll have Ernie signed up in a week. 24 00:00:52,174 --> 00:00:54,079 Guys, my life is good. 25 00:00:59,319 --> 00:01:01,774 Hey, what's the, uh, fine for gator poaching? 26 00:01:01,799 --> 00:01:03,891 Really? Ten thou? 27 00:01:13,252 --> 00:01:14,821 Shake those hips! 28 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,407 Squeeze those buns! 29 00:01:17,432 --> 00:01:19,807 Shake those hips! Squeeze those buns! 30 00:01:19,991 --> 00:01:21,477 Shake those hips! 31 00:01:21,502 --> 00:01:23,907 - Cannonball...! - Squeeze those buns! 32 00:01:30,071 --> 00:01:31,884 Ah! Oh, my God! 33 00:01:31,909 --> 00:01:33,829 Get! Get out of here! 34 00:01:34,231 --> 00:01:35,438 - You, too. - Losers. 35 00:01:38,127 --> 00:01:40,334 All right! Keep it going. 36 00:01:40,359 --> 00:01:42,149 No pain, no gain. 37 00:01:42,174 --> 00:01:44,141 Twist... twist... 38 00:01:44,166 --> 00:01:46,360 twist, and squeeze those buns. 39 00:01:46,385 --> 00:01:48,220 Squeeze... squeeze... 40 00:01:48,245 --> 00:01:50,116 - squeeze... - People... 41 00:01:50,141 --> 00:01:53,985 are terrified of no. 42 00:01:54,613 --> 00:01:56,149 N-O. 43 00:01:56,174 --> 00:01:58,555 Just two little letters, but hearing them... 44 00:01:59,095 --> 00:02:01,938 brings a man face-to-face with his soul. 45 00:02:03,969 --> 00:02:06,094 That's why Timmy is afraid to swing 46 00:02:06,095 --> 00:02:08,968 during the biggest at bat of his Little League life, 47 00:02:08,993 --> 00:02:12,118 and he cries in front of the girlie he's got a crush on. 48 00:02:12,143 --> 00:02:15,225 That's why Martin keeps his mouth shut at his J-O-B 49 00:02:15,250 --> 00:02:16,708 when Johnny Big Stuff takes credit 50 00:02:16,733 --> 00:02:20,654 for Martin's idea and walks off with the big promotion. 51 00:02:21,929 --> 00:02:24,504 It isn't the no 52 00:02:24,529 --> 00:02:26,653 that makes your life terrible. 53 00:02:26,678 --> 00:02:28,098 It's the fear. 54 00:02:28,123 --> 00:02:29,123 - Oh, shit. - Oh, it's all right. 55 00:02:29,146 --> 00:02:30,583 It's all right. I got it. 56 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:32,053 Oh. Oh, thanks, Ernie. 57 00:02:32,054 --> 00:02:33,864 - Oh, you're welcome. - Oh, it's wet. 58 00:02:33,889 --> 00:02:35,219 Full of water now. 59 00:02:35,975 --> 00:02:37,678 Where you been, girl? 60 00:02:38,193 --> 00:02:39,303 Oh... 61 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:41,779 enjoying hotel room service. 62 00:02:42,209 --> 00:02:45,223 Yeah. My FAM business is booming, 63 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,720 and my floors were just begging to be redone. 64 00:02:49,427 --> 00:02:51,772 So... Have you thought about it anymore? 65 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,585 - Starting your own business? - Ernie. 66 00:02:53,609 --> 00:02:55,006 - Nacho tank two is... - I'm sorry, I got... 67 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,008 - Yeah, I got this. - I got to go. Okay, thank you. 68 00:02:57,470 --> 00:02:59,240 All right, all right, coming. 69 00:02:59,616 --> 00:03:02,592 The fear, the fear that you'll run and hide 70 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:06,053 in a corner when it comes time to prove what you're made of. 71 00:03:06,078 --> 00:03:08,881 The fear... that you're weak. 72 00:03:08,906 --> 00:03:12,693 Do you want to know what I say to the letters N-O? 73 00:03:12,718 --> 00:03:15,342 Ask Dave Dingle in Memphis, Tennessee. 74 00:03:15,367 --> 00:03:16,389 Go ask Dave. 75 00:03:16,414 --> 00:03:18,475 Dave Dingle told me, "No, 76 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:21,311 you can't take my wife dancing in the Dominican," 77 00:03:21,336 --> 00:03:23,836 and I said, "Thank you, Dave." 78 00:03:25,826 --> 00:03:27,584 - Bonar? - Yes? 79 00:03:28,134 --> 00:03:29,600 Your dad won't see you. 80 00:03:30,345 --> 00:03:32,311 Disagree. He will see me this time. 81 00:03:40,373 --> 00:03:41,967 Thank you, Dave Dingle. 82 00:03:41,992 --> 00:03:45,532 Ha! Ha-ha! Thank you, Dave Dingle! 83 00:03:45,909 --> 00:03:48,076 Thank you for giving me drive. 84 00:03:48,101 --> 00:03:50,545 Thank you, Dave Dingle, for volunteering yourself 85 00:03:50,570 --> 00:03:52,061 as my target. 86 00:03:53,115 --> 00:03:55,014 I will destroy your no. 87 00:03:55,039 --> 00:03:58,037 I will crush your no into powder, 88 00:03:58,062 --> 00:03:59,405 and I will... 89 00:04:02,850 --> 00:04:05,123 - Your no is music... - Uh, keep walking, boy. 90 00:04:05,148 --> 00:04:07,608 ... to my ears, and Mrs. Dingle and I 91 00:04:07,633 --> 00:04:09,787 will dance the bachata to it. 92 00:04:11,027 --> 00:04:13,342 Come on! Let me feel it! 93 00:04:13,367 --> 00:04:15,670 Come on! Let me feel your yes! 94 00:04:15,695 --> 00:04:17,912 My favorite thing to hear is no. 95 00:04:17,937 --> 00:04:19,389 My favorite thing to hear is no, 96 00:04:19,414 --> 00:04:22,983 because that means I am close to a yes. 97 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:37,763 And I will sift it all over my yes-flavored dessert. 98 00:04:37,788 --> 00:04:38,811 Ha! 99 00:04:40,170 --> 00:04:41,170 Your no 100 00:04:41,195 --> 00:04:43,701 is-is music to my ears, 101 00:04:43,726 --> 00:04:45,318 and Mrs. Dingle and I 102 00:04:45,343 --> 00:04:47,912 will dance the bachata to it. 103 00:04:51,133 --> 00:04:52,241 Come on! 104 00:04:54,183 --> 00:04:55,795 Let me feel it! 105 00:04:57,232 --> 00:04:59,693 Let me feel your yes! 106 00:04:59,718 --> 00:05:01,881 Come on! Let me feel your yes! 107 00:05:01,906 --> 00:05:04,358 My favorite thing to hear is no. 108 00:05:04,383 --> 00:05:05,850 My favorite thing to hear is no, 109 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:09,381 because that means I am close to a yes. 110 00:05:12,694 --> 00:05:15,186 Hi, Stan. I've been working on these 111 00:05:15,211 --> 00:05:16,443 - on my breaks. - Mm-hmm. 112 00:05:16,468 --> 00:05:18,608 Billboard ideas for Splashercize. 113 00:05:18,633 --> 00:05:21,162 Could really draw some crowds in off the interstate. 114 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:22,498 "Wet Sweat." 115 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:23,842 "Wave Goodbye to Your Fat." 116 00:05:23,867 --> 00:05:25,326 "Make a Splash in Your Bikini." 117 00:05:25,351 --> 00:05:26,404 No. 118 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:29,068 No? You didn't even look at 'em. 119 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,615 Hey, this helps you, too. 120 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:32,795 We got, like, three people 121 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:34,983 coming into class every day. Don't you want more? 122 00:05:35,184 --> 00:05:36,826 The point of paying you two dollars a head 123 00:05:36,851 --> 00:05:38,225 is that you do the advertising. 124 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:40,459 If that's not enough, well, that's your problem. 125 00:05:40,484 --> 00:05:43,076 Well, I can't live in the stockroom forever. 126 00:05:43,275 --> 00:05:44,811 You're right, you can't. 127 00:05:45,631 --> 00:05:47,272 So you're not gonna help me out? 128 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:48,749 You're just gonna let me starve? 129 00:05:48,773 --> 00:05:49,866 Starve, huh? 130 00:05:50,265 --> 00:05:51,286 Don't think I haven't noticed 131 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:53,240 all those hot dogs that have gone missing lately. 132 00:05:53,473 --> 00:05:55,131 What do you expect me to eat? 133 00:05:55,156 --> 00:05:58,436 Look, I am the only one that is helping you right now, okay? 134 00:05:58,461 --> 00:06:00,086 So don't point your finger at me. 135 00:06:00,111 --> 00:06:01,443 Point it at yourself. 136 00:06:02,022 --> 00:06:03,662 What the fuck does that mean? 137 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:06,238 You shot those gators, right? 138 00:06:06,263 --> 00:06:07,654 You got caught. 139 00:06:07,679 --> 00:06:09,545 You had to go and pay that poaching fine. 140 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:10,726 And if that means you're without a house, 141 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:12,240 well, that's your fault. 142 00:06:12,265 --> 00:06:14,233 It was my house or jail! 143 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:16,092 I couldn't go to jail. 144 00:06:16,117 --> 00:06:17,139 Here's the thing. 145 00:06:17,164 --> 00:06:19,256 You get yourself all worked up 146 00:06:19,281 --> 00:06:21,373 in a tizzy, and then you do something rash. 147 00:06:21,398 --> 00:06:23,272 You've got a temper. 148 00:06:23,444 --> 00:06:25,951 And you've got your head up your ass! 149 00:06:28,008 --> 00:06:29,326 Have a great night. 150 00:06:30,053 --> 00:06:31,397 Thank you! 151 00:06:34,383 --> 00:06:35,389 Shit. 152 00:06:41,453 --> 00:06:42,453 Okay. 153 00:06:43,951 --> 00:06:44,951 Oh. 154 00:06:45,267 --> 00:06:49,076 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh... 155 00:07:35,848 --> 00:07:38,873 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 156 00:07:50,794 --> 00:07:52,264 How pretty! 157 00:07:52,289 --> 00:07:53,975 Oh. Hey, Marge. 158 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,514 Uh, first of the day. 159 00:07:55,539 --> 00:07:56,955 I should get a prize. 160 00:07:56,980 --> 00:07:58,568 Could I trouble you for a restroom? 161 00:07:58,593 --> 00:08:00,912 Morning coffee just turns me into a hose. 162 00:08:00,937 --> 00:08:04,631 Oh, well, renovations on the house are in full swing, so... 163 00:08:04,656 --> 00:08:06,599 - water's shut off. - Can't wait to see it. 164 00:08:10,383 --> 00:08:12,373 - Do you mind? - Course. 165 00:08:15,226 --> 00:08:16,287 No. 166 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:17,975 We're throwing a rally. 167 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,584 It'll be a real morale boost. 168 00:08:19,609 --> 00:08:21,733 I don't have time for rallies. 169 00:08:23,075 --> 00:08:24,389 I don't have time 170 00:08:24,414 --> 00:08:26,170 for you not to have time, okay? 171 00:08:26,195 --> 00:08:27,772 I've got to get to the ballroom ASAP. 172 00:08:27,797 --> 00:08:30,318 There are curtains to hang, balloons to fill, streamers 173 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,154 - to stream... - Our deal was that I do this 174 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:33,265 and you pay me... that's it. 175 00:08:33,289 --> 00:08:35,209 And only until I get my house back. 176 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:38,311 Our deal was that you were gonna stick to the deal. 177 00:08:38,336 --> 00:08:39,717 Have you locked down Ernie? 178 00:08:39,742 --> 00:08:41,748 Well, Krystal, you haven't even done the distro. 179 00:08:41,773 --> 00:08:42,920 What do you want? 180 00:08:42,945 --> 00:08:45,709 A handout? Okay, okay, here's a handout. 181 00:08:46,028 --> 00:08:47,295 Here's another. 182 00:08:47,889 --> 00:08:50,342 I don't have any more hands to put out. 183 00:08:50,667 --> 00:08:53,037 Looks like you might have to actually do some work. 184 00:08:53,062 --> 00:08:55,639 - Huh? - Ernie's in the process, okay? 185 00:08:55,664 --> 00:08:57,733 And what do you mean, I'm not doing the distro? 186 00:08:57,762 --> 00:08:59,012 What's all this, then? 187 00:08:59,222 --> 00:09:00,222 Well, Carol says 188 00:09:00,247 --> 00:09:01,999 that order right there has been just sitting there 189 00:09:02,023 --> 00:09:03,647 like that for weeks. 190 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:06,037 Carol needs to mind her fucking business. 191 00:09:06,062 --> 00:09:08,311 Well, Carol is gonna be here any minute to check on you, 192 00:09:08,336 --> 00:09:09,569 so cool your beak on the freaks 193 00:09:09,593 --> 00:09:11,665 if you ever want to get paid again. Hmm? 194 00:09:12,423 --> 00:09:16,032 Well, why hasn't this Mimi lady been picking up her orders? 195 00:09:17,354 --> 00:09:20,250 Travis used to personally deliver that one, okay? 196 00:09:21,045 --> 00:09:23,790 Why? That's not the system. 197 00:09:26,452 --> 00:09:29,375 Why would he personally deliver something, Cody? 198 00:09:31,064 --> 00:09:33,711 I'm already behind schedule. I've got choreography to learn. 199 00:09:33,736 --> 00:09:34,944 Ask Carol. 200 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:41,813 Look what I got! Rally tickets. 201 00:09:42,879 --> 00:09:44,821 Yeah. Sell them to your downline. 202 00:09:54,756 --> 00:09:56,555 Ugh. Come on. 203 00:09:56,580 --> 00:09:58,430 Not the "boobs" kid again. 204 00:09:59,618 --> 00:10:00,977 Does the park seem... 205 00:10:01,347 --> 00:10:02,977 different recently? 206 00:10:03,973 --> 00:10:07,024 Well, the smell sure has improved, that's for sure. 207 00:10:07,515 --> 00:10:09,282 Yes, it has, but... 208 00:10:09,307 --> 00:10:11,204 that's not really what I'm getting at here. 209 00:10:13,056 --> 00:10:15,110 You know, I used to come out here as a boy. 210 00:10:15,135 --> 00:10:16,758 My father would walk his grounds, 211 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,719 and everybody would wave at him. 212 00:10:19,501 --> 00:10:21,547 "Hello, Harry," they'd say. 213 00:10:22,233 --> 00:10:25,157 They were his friends. They were our neighbors. 214 00:10:25,941 --> 00:10:28,493 Now I look out from my office, and... 215 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:31,211 I don't recognize the faces. 216 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:33,719 I don't recognize the park. 217 00:10:34,048 --> 00:10:36,211 Well, you just got to get out here more. 218 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,820 Yeah. 219 00:10:39,079 --> 00:10:40,204 Hey. 220 00:10:41,188 --> 00:10:42,368 Hola, Garcia. 221 00:10:43,494 --> 00:10:44,969 - Hey. Hola. - Hola. 222 00:10:45,422 --> 00:10:46,422 Hi. 223 00:10:46,932 --> 00:10:47,985 Hello. 224 00:10:51,413 --> 00:10:54,329 It's like you don't even see what's happening around you. 225 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:57,016 And it's your job, to see. 226 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,915 Y-You know, I'm-I'm... I'm really not sure 227 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:02,594 what I'm supposed to be l-looking at. 228 00:11:03,932 --> 00:11:05,672 Our guests. 229 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:09,165 I just... I want our old guests back. 230 00:11:09,928 --> 00:11:12,677 You know, a little less Benetton, a little more... 231 00:11:12,702 --> 00:11:13,907 Ralph Lauren. 232 00:11:15,438 --> 00:11:16,485 - Oh. - Yeah. 233 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,579 Okay. Okay, I-I get it. 234 00:11:18,604 --> 00:11:20,602 - I get it, I get it. - Yes. Good. 235 00:11:22,813 --> 00:11:26,782 W... Well, you know, generally, uh... 236 00:11:26,807 --> 00:11:29,446 people don't wear shirts, so is this a bathing suit issue? 237 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,304 I just need you to bring it... All right. 238 00:11:34,332 --> 00:11:36,055 Call it, um... 239 00:11:36,892 --> 00:11:39,454 Suburban Outreach. Huh? 240 00:11:39,939 --> 00:11:42,125 - Hmm? Here, take these... - Ah. 241 00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:44,149 Yeah. Half-off passes. 242 00:11:44,174 --> 00:11:45,839 Go to the malls, go to the zoo, 243 00:11:45,864 --> 00:11:47,821 and you give those to affluents, 244 00:11:47,846 --> 00:11:50,110 people that live in cul-de-sacs. 245 00:11:50,674 --> 00:11:51,674 Just... 246 00:11:52,385 --> 00:11:54,452 make it my father's park again. 247 00:11:54,623 --> 00:11:56,133 You got it, Stan. 248 00:11:57,118 --> 00:11:58,211 All right. 249 00:11:58,470 --> 00:11:59,852 Get that shit off. 250 00:12:05,627 --> 00:12:07,516 Oh, honey, the Garbeau System 251 00:12:07,541 --> 00:12:09,797 can make any man feel like a stallion. 252 00:12:09,822 --> 00:12:11,533 Now, of course, I don't worry about my own stallion, 253 00:12:11,557 --> 00:12:12,791 because he's getting an all-you-can-eat 254 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,188 hay buffet at home. 255 00:12:16,743 --> 00:12:19,618 Oh. Come on. 256 00:12:20,358 --> 00:12:21,860 Personal drop-offs? 257 00:12:21,885 --> 00:12:23,852 Late-night counseling sessions? 258 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,415 Overnight seminars three towns over. 259 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,571 Oh. These men... 260 00:12:28,596 --> 00:12:31,204 like to make you think they're working hard, but... 261 00:12:33,331 --> 00:12:34,821 Oh. 262 00:12:34,846 --> 00:12:36,196 Travis barely had energy 263 00:12:36,221 --> 00:12:37,517 for me and Destinee. 264 00:12:39,124 --> 00:12:41,532 Why, of course. Of course, right. 265 00:12:41,557 --> 00:12:44,033 Travis was a good man, a loyal man. 266 00:12:44,058 --> 00:12:47,697 I'm sure there's no reason to worry about this Mimi Waldenstock. 267 00:12:47,977 --> 00:12:50,619 Oh. We're gonna hang out 268 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:53,244 while Mama and Mimi have a nice chat. 269 00:13:21,891 --> 00:13:24,690 My injection is not until next week. 270 00:13:24,715 --> 00:13:26,791 Oh. Mimi? 271 00:13:26,816 --> 00:13:27,854 Yeah. 272 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:30,823 Oh. I... I've got your FAM orders. 273 00:13:30,848 --> 00:13:33,096 They're just taking up space in my yard. 274 00:13:33,653 --> 00:13:34,948 Oh, honey. 275 00:13:35,717 --> 00:13:37,651 You're Travis's wife. 276 00:13:38,871 --> 00:13:40,752 Oh, come on in. 277 00:13:40,777 --> 00:13:41,777 Oh. 278 00:13:42,808 --> 00:13:43,808 Oh. 279 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:47,206 Oh, I am so sorry for your loss. 280 00:13:47,231 --> 00:13:49,104 - Oh. Thank you. - Mm. 281 00:13:49,684 --> 00:13:50,729 Oh. 282 00:13:51,621 --> 00:13:53,940 I wanted to be at the funeral. 283 00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:56,346 But my spine is crushing in on itself. 284 00:13:56,371 --> 00:13:57,910 It's stenosis. 285 00:13:59,204 --> 00:14:01,934 Oh, y... you are stunning, 286 00:14:01,959 --> 00:14:03,466 like Travis said. 287 00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:06,279 I'll show you... 288 00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:09,473 where Travis always put the stuff. 289 00:14:10,523 --> 00:14:12,403 How exactly did you know Travis? 290 00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:17,083 I taught him tenth grade history. 291 00:14:17,108 --> 00:14:18,156 Twice. 292 00:14:19,241 --> 00:14:22,450 Oh, he was a real... charmer. 293 00:14:30,639 --> 00:14:32,388 Where's all your FAM stuff? 294 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,684 It's out here. 295 00:14:33,709 --> 00:14:36,341 You can put it wherever you like. 296 00:14:40,572 --> 00:14:42,708 Huh. Why do you keep ordering this stuff 297 00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:44,395 just to dump it out here? 298 00:14:45,499 --> 00:14:46,850 Oh, no. 299 00:14:47,842 --> 00:14:50,622 I'm just storing it. 300 00:14:51,881 --> 00:14:53,778 It's all Travis's. 301 00:14:53,803 --> 00:14:55,098 He bought it. 302 00:15:27,697 --> 00:15:30,216 - Are we feeling it, people? - Hey, it's Cody. 303 00:15:30,241 --> 00:15:31,849 - Let me feel it. - Oh, my gosh, he's here. 304 00:15:31,873 --> 00:15:34,333 - Hi, sir. Good to see you. - Good to see you, Mr. Bonar. 305 00:15:34,358 --> 00:15:36,848 - Oh, hi. - That's him. 306 00:15:37,231 --> 00:15:38,534 That's him. 307 00:15:38,559 --> 00:15:41,067 - Beautiful. Beautiful! - Hey, Cody. 308 00:15:41,092 --> 00:15:43,770 Hey. What the frick, people? 309 00:15:43,795 --> 00:15:45,427 I can't prepare the rally 310 00:15:45,452 --> 00:15:47,716 if I can't feel the rally. 311 00:15:47,741 --> 00:15:49,157 - Huh? - Yeah. 312 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,989 - Come on, let me feel it. - What a pleasure. 313 00:15:51,014 --> 00:15:52,841 - Right? Give me heat! - Whoo! 314 00:15:52,866 --> 00:15:54,731 - Energy. Yes! - Yeah! 315 00:15:54,756 --> 00:15:59,473 Give me 200 motivation-starved IBOs 316 00:15:59,498 --> 00:16:01,716 just begging to get what I'm cooking up 317 00:16:01,741 --> 00:16:03,919 out of Mr. Garbeau's cookbook. 318 00:16:04,618 --> 00:16:07,067 Yeah! Sorry, that wasn't it. 319 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,309 - Well, find it! Quickly. - Yes, sir. 320 00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:10,614 - Come on! - Come on, come on. 321 00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:12,309 - Let me feel it! - Oh, yes. 322 00:16:12,334 --> 00:16:14,614 - Let me feel your yes! - Whoo! 323 00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:15,903 - Come on, people. - Yes! Yes! 324 00:16:15,928 --> 00:16:18,638 More. More. Let me feel it. 325 00:16:18,663 --> 00:16:21,989 - What? I can't hear you! - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 326 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:25,730 - I can't hear you! - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 327 00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:29,544 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 328 00:16:29,569 --> 00:16:31,044 - Yes! - Yes! 329 00:16:31,069 --> 00:16:35,395 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 330 00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:37,802 You know, if an elephant could fit on our waterslide, 331 00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:39,209 it would definitely go down it. 332 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:43,098 H-Here. Half-off passes, good for the whole season. 333 00:16:43,123 --> 00:16:45,153 - Thanks. - Thank you. 334 00:16:48,655 --> 00:16:50,606 - Afternoon. - Yeah. 335 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,059 Oh, hey. 336 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:58,872 You know, if a chameleon were to come to our water park, 337 00:16:58,897 --> 00:17:02,067 its best camouflage would be a huge smile. 338 00:17:02,092 --> 00:17:05,552 Here, half off. Good for the whole season. Really, it's free. 339 00:17:05,577 --> 00:17:08,091 Okay. Half off. Good for the whole season. 340 00:17:08,116 --> 00:17:09,552 - Rebel Rapids. - That place sucks. 341 00:17:09,577 --> 00:17:10,669 Rebel Rapids. Half off. 342 00:17:10,694 --> 00:17:12,841 Good for the whole season, sir. Thank you. 343 00:17:23,707 --> 00:17:25,598 That's my house out there. 344 00:17:26,304 --> 00:17:28,470 Couldn't you resell the stuff? 345 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:32,114 It's worthless. 346 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,098 Oh, it must have some value. 347 00:17:34,194 --> 00:17:36,653 Travis bought so much. 348 00:17:38,293 --> 00:17:39,875 Oh, honey, I... 349 00:17:41,325 --> 00:17:42,716 Oh, I'm so sorry. 350 00:17:42,741 --> 00:17:45,075 Yeah, I don't need your pity right now. 351 00:17:45,642 --> 00:17:47,270 It's not pity. 352 00:17:47,863 --> 00:17:49,341 It's an apology. 353 00:17:50,751 --> 00:17:53,848 Every time he came around, there was some new story, 354 00:17:54,051 --> 00:17:56,223 some-some plan for the two of you. 355 00:17:56,248 --> 00:17:58,341 Uh, taking you to Bali, 356 00:17:58,366 --> 00:18:01,019 putting Destinee in private school. 357 00:18:01,044 --> 00:18:02,677 You don't vacation in Bali 358 00:18:02,702 --> 00:18:04,981 i-if it's not working, you know? 359 00:18:05,006 --> 00:18:07,192 Oh. Oh. 360 00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:09,395 They told him to buy this crap, 361 00:18:10,114 --> 00:18:11,841 just 'cause they said to. 362 00:18:13,355 --> 00:18:15,638 He wanted to believe so bad, 363 00:18:15,663 --> 00:18:17,747 he did whatever they told him to, 364 00:18:17,974 --> 00:18:19,263 no matter what. 365 00:18:21,697 --> 00:18:23,153 No matter what. 366 00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:36,324 Yes. 367 00:18:40,672 --> 00:18:42,098 Nice, Cody. 368 00:18:45,475 --> 00:18:46,552 Can't breathe back here. 369 00:18:46,577 --> 00:18:48,559 Well, that's the optimal spot for stagecraft. 370 00:18:55,783 --> 00:18:59,028 Cody! Cody? 371 00:19:05,082 --> 00:19:07,248 Can you turn that off, please? 372 00:19:07,631 --> 00:19:08,739 Thank you. 373 00:19:08,764 --> 00:19:09,764 Wow. 374 00:19:09,789 --> 00:19:13,152 I sold 30 tickets to my downline today. 375 00:19:13,177 --> 00:19:14,747 Hey! That's great. 376 00:19:14,772 --> 00:19:16,325 - Yeah. Yeah. - Wow. 377 00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:19,911 But what I'd really love is to speak at the rally. 378 00:19:20,749 --> 00:19:22,083 What would you say? 379 00:19:22,673 --> 00:19:26,459 I would talk about how my upline has affected my life. 380 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:30,725 Mr. Garbeau says... 381 00:19:31,717 --> 00:19:34,709 that's what every great speech is really about. 382 00:19:37,039 --> 00:19:40,483 Great. Great. Let's keep going. 383 00:19:45,628 --> 00:19:48,420 _ 384 00:19:52,201 --> 00:19:56,006 So get those poles out and fire those boats up. 385 00:19:56,031 --> 00:19:57,733 Back to you, Johnny. 386 00:19:58,104 --> 00:20:00,913 And now it's time for "Mirta's Minute." 387 00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:02,672 Local teens say goodbye 388 00:20:02,697 --> 00:20:05,633 to the streets and hello to the beats, 389 00:20:05,744 --> 00:20:07,898 live from Tickseed Park. 390 00:20:07,923 --> 00:20:09,789 Don't miss "Mirta's Minute," 391 00:20:09,814 --> 00:20:12,297 coming up at the top of the hour. 392 00:20:21,298 --> 00:20:22,438 Mirta. 393 00:20:22,463 --> 00:20:23,671 Uh, Mirta. 394 00:20:23,996 --> 00:20:25,227 Ready to go. 395 00:20:25,983 --> 00:20:27,016 Ready? 396 00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:30,228 - Five... - Let's do this. 397 00:20:30,252 --> 00:20:31,273 four... 398 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,298 three... 399 00:20:34,209 --> 00:20:35,209 Yeah. 400 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,961 I'm Mirta Herrara, live, bringing you One Minute 401 00:20:38,986 --> 00:20:40,453 on hip-hop youth... 402 00:20:41,126 --> 00:20:43,117 but with a positive spin. 403 00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,219 Yes. 404 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:47,039 - That's right. - Yeah. 405 00:20:47,064 --> 00:20:49,102 - All right, now. - Go ahead, slim. 406 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:51,922 Okay, coming through. 407 00:20:51,947 --> 00:20:53,750 Uh, p-please. I-I'm coming through. 408 00:20:53,775 --> 00:20:55,851 - Please, can you move? - Jesus. 409 00:20:55,876 --> 00:20:57,001 Coming through, please. Can you move? 410 00:20:57,025 --> 00:20:59,345 - I have something I need to say. - What is he doing? 411 00:20:59,543 --> 00:21:00,766 Sir? Sir? 412 00:21:00,791 --> 00:21:02,423 - Please. All right, sir. - Papa misses you. 413 00:21:02,447 --> 00:21:03,485 - Please, come home. - We need you out 414 00:21:03,509 --> 00:21:05,570 of the shot. Sir, please. 415 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:07,509 FAM took my family. 416 00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:10,016 - Get him off the stage. - Obie Garbeau took my family. 417 00:21:10,041 --> 00:21:11,922 - Okay, just... - He took my family. 418 00:21:11,947 --> 00:21:13,431 - Yeah, just focus on the dancers. - He took them! 419 00:21:13,455 --> 00:21:15,820 He brainwashed them! He turned them against me! 420 00:21:15,845 --> 00:21:17,320 I don't even know where they are. 421 00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:19,177 - Cut the music. - Oh, Jesus. 422 00:21:19,202 --> 00:21:20,384 Daddy's looking for you. 423 00:21:20,408 --> 00:21:21,992 - Daddy won't give up. - Uh. 424 00:21:22,292 --> 00:21:23,828 - Uh-huh. Back at it. - Yeah. 425 00:21:23,853 --> 00:21:27,844 ? She makes the bed and he steals the covers ? 426 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:31,234 ? She likes it neat and he makes a mess... ? 427 00:21:31,259 --> 00:21:32,516 Hey, Ernie? 428 00:21:33,165 --> 00:21:35,516 I know he's, he's only nine, 429 00:21:36,150 --> 00:21:37,297 but... 430 00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:41,789 do you think that he's already... 431 00:21:41,814 --> 00:21:44,359 ? I like to smoke ? 432 00:21:44,384 --> 00:21:46,953 ? Things in common? There just ain't one... ? 433 00:21:46,978 --> 00:21:48,117 Oh, God forgive. 434 00:21:48,142 --> 00:21:49,684 ? But when we get to... ? 435 00:21:58,383 --> 00:21:59,624 Dad alarm. 436 00:22:01,709 --> 00:22:02,874 Hi. 437 00:22:03,181 --> 00:22:05,678 Mom found this while she was cleaning your room. 438 00:22:09,069 --> 00:22:11,444 We-we don't have to talk about it. 439 00:22:11,899 --> 00:22:14,952 But-but we can if you want to. 440 00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:21,905 All right. Um... 441 00:22:22,803 --> 00:22:24,467 Listen, just, um... 442 00:22:26,657 --> 00:22:28,655 know that I love you. 443 00:22:28,936 --> 00:22:31,477 And if there's e-ever anything that... 444 00:22:31,502 --> 00:22:33,209 you need to talk about... 445 00:22:35,241 --> 00:22:37,663 I'm-I'm always here for you. 446 00:22:38,963 --> 00:22:40,254 Always. 447 00:22:54,337 --> 00:22:56,819 ? I take two steps forward ? 448 00:22:56,844 --> 00:22:58,967 ? I take two steps back ? 449 00:22:58,992 --> 00:23:02,342 ? We come together 'cause opposites attract ? 450 00:23:02,367 --> 00:23:04,670 ? And you know, it ain't fiction ? 451 00:23:04,695 --> 00:23:07,178 ? Just a natural fact ? 452 00:23:07,203 --> 00:23:11,788 ? We come together 'cause opposites attract ? 453 00:23:11,813 --> 00:23:13,592 ? Who'd-a thought, ah... ? 454 00:23:13,617 --> 00:23:14,991 - _ - My husband spent 455 00:23:15,016 --> 00:23:17,569 all our money on a product he didn't use. 456 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:21,255 Because he wanted to climb the FAM ranks 457 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,568 to a point that it would make us rich. 458 00:23:23,951 --> 00:23:26,279 Well, there's no riches coming to me now. 459 00:23:26,798 --> 00:23:28,044 Nothing. 460 00:23:28,069 --> 00:23:30,235 The Garbeau System doesn't work. 461 00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:32,271 The Garbeau System doesn't work. 462 00:23:32,296 --> 00:23:34,318 "Maybe you're just lazy." 463 00:23:34,343 --> 00:23:36,826 "Maybe you're just a stinker thinker." 464 00:23:37,692 --> 00:23:39,404 Bullcrap. 465 00:23:40,655 --> 00:23:43,771 You're going... You're going... 466 00:23:44,262 --> 00:23:45,537 broke... 467 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,701 for a lie. 468 00:23:53,658 --> 00:23:55,740 If the Garbeau System worked, 469 00:23:56,069 --> 00:23:57,669 I wouldn't be broke. 470 00:23:58,276 --> 00:24:00,442 If the system worked, 471 00:24:00,545 --> 00:24:02,771 I wouldn't be sleeping in a closet. 472 00:24:03,389 --> 00:24:06,162 Now, you're all going broke for a lie. 473 00:24:11,878 --> 00:24:12,974 Locked out. 474 00:24:12,999 --> 00:24:15,818 My baby and I sleep in a fucking roach closet. 475 00:24:27,913 --> 00:24:29,787 Oh, shit. 476 00:24:30,732 --> 00:24:33,044 Vendor contracts. 477 00:24:46,275 --> 00:24:50,935 Floating the lazy river towards implosion 478 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:53,380 on a bright warm day. 479 00:24:54,606 --> 00:24:56,482 Okay. 480 00:24:56,507 --> 00:24:58,802 Stan's a poet. Huh. 481 00:25:12,545 --> 00:25:14,912 What the fuck? 482 00:25:21,803 --> 00:25:25,052 Wait, what the fuck? 483 00:25:41,192 --> 00:25:42,192 No! 484 00:25:42,217 --> 00:25:45,857 Oh! Oh, my God. You scared the shit out of me. 485 00:25:45,882 --> 00:25:47,240 - Sorry. - Oh, my God. 486 00:25:47,265 --> 00:25:48,669 What are you doing here? 487 00:25:49,069 --> 00:25:51,029 Cleaning, uh, graffiti. 488 00:25:53,393 --> 00:25:56,185 You wouldn't believe where these kids will spray-paint. 489 00:25:58,334 --> 00:25:59,873 Are you okay, Ernie? 490 00:26:01,718 --> 00:26:03,069 Happy as a clam. 491 00:26:03,999 --> 00:26:05,302 You can tell me. 492 00:26:06,725 --> 00:26:08,584 Nothing to tell. 493 00:26:10,292 --> 00:26:11,560 Ernie. 494 00:26:12,581 --> 00:26:14,664 Whatever it is you're feeling, 495 00:26:14,689 --> 00:26:16,857 I guarantee I've felt worse. 496 00:26:21,394 --> 00:26:24,326 Harold's head is all twisted in circles, 497 00:26:24,351 --> 00:26:25,888 and now he's touching himself, 498 00:26:25,913 --> 00:26:28,412 and I had to throw out the TV and... 499 00:26:29,686 --> 00:26:31,826 I'm so worried about him, you know? 500 00:26:32,407 --> 00:26:34,162 Now Stan's all up my crack, 501 00:26:34,187 --> 00:26:37,803 you know, about this Suburban Outreach program, 502 00:26:37,828 --> 00:26:40,201 and then I got all these half-off passes 503 00:26:40,226 --> 00:26:41,517 that I'm supposed to spread out. 504 00:26:41,542 --> 00:26:43,850 And I'm just, you know, I'm just, I-I'm going... 505 00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,397 I don't know what to do with them, but... 506 00:26:45,421 --> 00:26:47,577 Ernie, just-just breathe. 507 00:26:49,569 --> 00:26:52,404 - Breathe and relax, okay? - Okay. Okay. 508 00:26:53,093 --> 00:26:54,093 Okay. 509 00:27:03,197 --> 00:27:05,240 It's just all... 510 00:27:05,890 --> 00:27:08,998 so much sometimes. 511 00:27:11,312 --> 00:27:13,248 Everything's gonna be okay. 512 00:27:14,131 --> 00:27:15,873 Bring Harold to the park. 513 00:27:15,898 --> 00:27:17,529 Have some fun together. 514 00:27:18,295 --> 00:27:20,178 I-I don't want him to think that I care more 515 00:27:20,203 --> 00:27:22,053 about this place than I do him. 516 00:27:22,519 --> 00:27:23,857 Why would he? 517 00:27:23,882 --> 00:27:25,568 You're a great dad. 518 00:27:25,593 --> 00:27:27,131 A great one. 519 00:27:27,446 --> 00:27:29,436 If either of us had you as a father, 520 00:27:29,461 --> 00:27:31,669 I know we'd be somewhere else right now. 521 00:27:34,498 --> 00:27:36,681 And Stan can take a chill pill. 522 00:27:37,746 --> 00:27:39,611 Thank you, Krystal. 523 00:27:42,650 --> 00:27:46,666 Hey, Ernie? I'll help you. 524 00:27:46,691 --> 00:27:48,231 Give me the passes. 525 00:27:48,537 --> 00:27:50,306 Really? 526 00:27:51,949 --> 00:27:53,962 Aw, Krystal. 527 00:27:56,944 --> 00:28:00,244 You're one of the nicest people I've ever met in my whole life. 528 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,064 Thanks, Ernie. 529 00:28:08,772 --> 00:28:10,728 - Good night. - Night. 530 00:28:16,072 --> 00:28:17,696 This is Judd Waltrip. 531 00:28:17,721 --> 00:28:18,752 Now's not a good time. 532 00:28:18,776 --> 00:28:20,423 I know he's there. 533 00:28:21,352 --> 00:28:24,548 Put Obie Garbeau the fucking Second on the fucking phone. 534 00:28:24,573 --> 00:28:27,335 - Do it! - The best I can do is take a message. 535 00:28:27,922 --> 00:28:30,585 I know I'm on speaker, Obie. 536 00:28:30,610 --> 00:28:31,999 I can hear it in the timbre. 537 00:28:32,024 --> 00:28:33,999 Mr. Garbeau isn't in the office right now. 538 00:28:34,024 --> 00:28:35,351 You're a liar! 539 00:28:36,397 --> 00:28:39,031 I promise I will never write another word. 540 00:28:39,516 --> 00:28:41,437 I-I just wanted to talk to them. 541 00:28:41,462 --> 00:28:44,399 Please deposit five cents for the next three minutes. 542 00:28:44,424 --> 00:28:47,835 - If five cents is not deposited... - You can't do this to me! 543 00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:49,469 I know things! 544 00:28:50,274 --> 00:28:52,813 I can fuck up your whole life! 545 00:28:56,616 --> 00:28:57,633 Randy. 546 00:28:57,869 --> 00:28:59,430 Put these over there, please. 547 00:29:07,197 --> 00:29:08,641 Audio equipment. 548 00:29:09,004 --> 00:29:11,055 If the recording turns out well, 549 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,828 Mr. Garbeau would like to consider 550 00:29:12,853 --> 00:29:15,126 distributing it as a tape. 551 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,501 Phones haven't stopped ringing. 552 00:29:28,526 --> 00:29:30,000 Biggest response we've ever gotten 553 00:29:30,024 --> 00:29:31,274 to a "Mirta's Minute." 554 00:29:32,192 --> 00:29:33,194 Public loves a kook. 555 00:29:33,219 --> 00:29:37,286 It's not our viewers. All the calls are from these people. 556 00:29:37,311 --> 00:29:38,710 They're upset. 557 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:42,014 One guy threatened to mail me a turkey sandwich 558 00:29:42,039 --> 00:29:44,311 every day until the network airs a retraction. 559 00:29:44,336 --> 00:29:46,006 I don't understand what that means. 560 00:29:46,031 --> 00:29:47,163 So stop answering the phone. 561 00:29:47,188 --> 00:29:50,905 Aren't you tired of doing stories with a positive spin? 562 00:29:51,085 --> 00:29:52,944 I've been calling around. 563 00:29:52,969 --> 00:29:54,538 There's a rally in town tonight. 564 00:29:54,563 --> 00:29:56,913 - Not gonna happen. - Come on. 565 00:29:57,547 --> 00:29:59,280 How long have we been doing 566 00:29:59,305 --> 00:30:01,022 "Mirta's Minute" now? 567 00:30:02,367 --> 00:30:04,202 How did this guy 568 00:30:04,311 --> 00:30:06,413 turn to that? 569 00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:09,812 He's a crazy person, Isaac. He might not even have a family. 570 00:30:09,837 --> 00:30:13,202 Or maybe he pushed them away with a crippling drug addiction. 571 00:30:14,532 --> 00:30:15,788 Fuck you. 572 00:30:15,813 --> 00:30:17,937 - I have disc problems. - Oh. 573 00:30:21,314 --> 00:30:23,694 Do you want your back to hurt doing "Mirta's Minute" 574 00:30:24,062 --> 00:30:26,022 or 60 Minutes? 575 00:30:36,357 --> 00:30:39,569 _ 576 00:30:40,563 --> 00:30:42,452 Oh. Excuse me. Sorry. 577 00:30:44,991 --> 00:30:46,202 Excuse me. 578 00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:48,288 Excuse me. Sorry. 579 00:30:49,291 --> 00:30:51,874 - If you can dream it, we can do it. - Excuse me. 580 00:30:51,899 --> 00:30:53,389 Silver Jeffersons incoming. 581 00:30:53,414 --> 00:30:54,803 Step aside, please. 582 00:30:55,539 --> 00:30:57,061 Step aside, please. Thank you. 583 00:30:57,086 --> 00:30:59,147 If you dream it, we can do it. 584 00:30:59,172 --> 00:31:01,940 If you dream it, we can do it. 585 00:31:02,595 --> 00:31:03,595 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 586 00:31:03,620 --> 00:31:04,886 - Excuse me. - I'm with the press. 587 00:31:04,910 --> 00:31:06,815 - Uh, I'm sorry, ma'am. - Okay. Oh, excuse me. 588 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,862 Sir. I'm Mirta Herrera. 589 00:31:08,887 --> 00:31:10,557 I'm here for an interview. 590 00:31:12,134 --> 00:31:15,610 I reserve one-on-one coaching for Franklin-level entrepreneurs. 591 00:31:15,959 --> 00:31:17,205 Uh, I'm sorry, ma'am. You'll have to wait 592 00:31:17,229 --> 00:31:18,993 for general admission. 593 00:31:19,018 --> 00:31:21,227 If you can dream it, we can... 594 00:31:21,252 --> 00:31:23,649 - Y'all ready? - Yeah! 595 00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:25,340 - All right. - All right. 596 00:31:25,365 --> 00:31:27,055 How you doing out there, FAM? 597 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,537 They know what time it is. 598 00:31:28,562 --> 00:31:29,813 Uh-huh. Yeah. 599 00:31:29,838 --> 00:31:31,688 - ? Uh, ding-dong ? - ? Ding-dong ? 600 00:31:31,713 --> 00:31:33,243 - ? Ding-dong ? - ? Ding-dong ? 601 00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:37,563 ? Well, I used to be so woebegone, ding-dong ? 602 00:31:37,588 --> 00:31:38,611 ? Ding-dong ? 603 00:31:38,635 --> 00:31:40,321 - ? Ding-dong ? - ? Ding-dong ? 604 00:31:40,346 --> 00:31:43,837 ? I finally found my FAM and the lights came on... ? 605 00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:45,322 - She'll sleep through it okay. - Uh-huh. 606 00:31:45,346 --> 00:31:46,610 Thank you. Thank you, Betty. 607 00:31:46,983 --> 00:31:49,423 ? I'm making that climb... ? 608 00:31:50,614 --> 00:31:52,196 He was tr... Oh, sorry. 609 00:31:56,869 --> 00:31:58,102 Emergency test. 610 00:31:58,127 --> 00:31:59,876 - ? Ding-dong ? - ? Ding-dong ? 611 00:32:04,588 --> 00:32:06,719 - ? Ding-dong ? - ? Ding-dong ? 612 00:32:06,744 --> 00:32:09,298 - ? Ding-dong, ding-dong ? - ? Ding-dong... ? 613 00:32:10,572 --> 00:32:12,696 Oh. There you are. 614 00:32:12,721 --> 00:32:14,157 Whatever it is, make it quick. 615 00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:15,860 I'm on after this ding-dong sing-along. 616 00:32:15,885 --> 00:32:17,633 That's exactly it. No, you're not. 617 00:32:17,839 --> 00:32:19,266 I'm sorry. I'm not explaining this 618 00:32:19,291 --> 00:32:20,985 well at all. Let me start over. 619 00:32:21,186 --> 00:32:23,727 Mr. Garbeau is recording tonight. 620 00:32:23,962 --> 00:32:26,110 He's gonna put my speech out as a tape, 621 00:32:26,135 --> 00:32:28,993 so I'm the only one who's gonna speak. 622 00:32:29,256 --> 00:32:30,633 Can you believe it? 623 00:32:30,658 --> 00:32:33,274 - Cody, that's... - My own Garbeau tape. 624 00:32:33,726 --> 00:32:36,087 Hey, Cody? I-I... 625 00:32:36,112 --> 00:32:37,579 I want to give you something. 626 00:32:38,145 --> 00:32:41,157 Just to celebrate your big moment. 627 00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:42,709 Really? 628 00:32:42,734 --> 00:32:45,907 Yeah. You've taught me so much about... 629 00:32:45,932 --> 00:32:47,227 about the system, 630 00:32:47,252 --> 00:32:49,501 about the importance of upline, 631 00:32:49,729 --> 00:32:51,571 about trust. 632 00:32:54,053 --> 00:32:56,135 Do you trust me, Cody? 633 00:32:57,035 --> 00:32:59,141 You're my number one mentee. 634 00:33:01,439 --> 00:33:05,298 But do you... trust me? 635 00:33:07,955 --> 00:33:09,087 Yeah. 636 00:33:09,790 --> 00:33:11,298 Good. 637 00:33:16,066 --> 00:33:17,610 Okay, come on. 638 00:33:17,635 --> 00:33:19,016 Follow me. 639 00:33:20,518 --> 00:33:22,462 Shh. Okay. 640 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,352 Almost there. 641 00:33:24,816 --> 00:33:26,032 All right. 642 00:33:26,798 --> 00:33:28,881 Stay just like that. 643 00:33:28,906 --> 00:33:30,446 Okay. 644 00:33:30,969 --> 00:33:32,555 - ? Ding-dong ? - ? Ding-dong ? 645 00:33:32,580 --> 00:33:34,501 ? Ding-dong, ding-dong ? 646 00:33:34,526 --> 00:33:35,829 ? Ding-dong... ? 647 00:33:39,458 --> 00:33:41,177 You got this. 648 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,508 K-Krystal? 649 00:33:46,916 --> 00:33:48,524 Oh. Krystal? 650 00:33:48,549 --> 00:33:50,149 What-what-what is it you want to give me? 651 00:33:53,691 --> 00:33:56,212 Checks, hugs and rock and roll. 652 00:33:59,194 --> 00:34:01,063 All right, folks. 653 00:34:01,088 --> 00:34:04,126 Krystal? Krystal? 654 00:34:04,737 --> 00:34:05,774 Krystal! 655 00:34:06,584 --> 00:34:07,743 Krystal! 656 00:34:08,509 --> 00:34:09,821 Krystal! 657 00:34:09,846 --> 00:34:11,127 - Are we ready... - Hey! 658 00:34:11,151 --> 00:34:13,108 ... to talk some business?! 659 00:34:13,133 --> 00:34:15,344 Let's talk business! 660 00:34:15,369 --> 00:34:17,696 - Let's talk business! - Yes! 661 00:34:18,611 --> 00:34:20,032 Let's talk business. 662 00:34:20,057 --> 00:34:23,212 Our next speaker needs no introduction. 663 00:34:23,587 --> 00:34:26,321 - He is the man you c... - Hi. Thank you. 664 00:34:26,346 --> 00:34:28,079 Hey, y'all. 665 00:34:32,883 --> 00:34:34,727 My husband Travis... 666 00:34:35,509 --> 00:34:37,094 was at an AA meeting 667 00:34:37,119 --> 00:34:40,329 when I found out I had a baby in my belly. 668 00:34:40,905 --> 00:34:42,718 He was trying, 669 00:34:42,743 --> 00:34:46,040 but trying just meant he cried when he started drinking again. 670 00:34:47,163 --> 00:34:48,712 I showed him the pregnancy test, 671 00:34:48,737 --> 00:34:51,618 and I told him I wouldn't raise a child with a drunk. 672 00:34:53,255 --> 00:34:54,626 A week later, 673 00:34:54,651 --> 00:34:57,321 Travis came home with a FAM starter kit 674 00:34:57,346 --> 00:34:59,087 and told me... 675 00:34:59,112 --> 00:35:00,485 "I found it." 676 00:35:04,205 --> 00:35:06,641 FAM became everything to Travis... 677 00:35:06,768 --> 00:35:08,032 More than liquor, even... 678 00:35:08,057 --> 00:35:11,079 - Because FAM made him feel good. - Aw. 679 00:35:11,649 --> 00:35:13,899 And for a while, that was great. 680 00:35:14,756 --> 00:35:18,182 But Travis chased that feeling into the swamp... 681 00:35:19,332 --> 00:35:21,088 and never came out. 682 00:35:23,483 --> 00:35:26,401 Travis gave everything to FAM. 683 00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:28,690 His nights. 684 00:35:29,050 --> 00:35:30,518 Our money. 685 00:35:31,603 --> 00:35:32,815 His life. 686 00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:37,182 When Travis got eaten by that gator, 687 00:35:38,092 --> 00:35:40,401 I lost everything. 688 00:35:41,412 --> 00:35:43,159 You don't know how scared you are 689 00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:45,017 until you're looking at your baby 690 00:35:45,042 --> 00:35:47,499 and wondering where she's gonna sleep that night. 691 00:35:50,201 --> 00:35:51,325 Krystal! 692 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:53,838 I looked at my life after Travis died. 693 00:35:53,863 --> 00:35:57,924 At bills, debts, loneliness. 694 00:35:58,377 --> 00:35:59,487 At the vultures. 695 00:35:59,946 --> 00:36:02,891 At my screaming baby and at my empty stomach, 696 00:36:02,916 --> 00:36:04,682 and I was terrified. 697 00:36:06,132 --> 00:36:08,465 And then I looked at the... 698 00:36:08,490 --> 00:36:11,401 at the business Travis built. 699 00:36:11,671 --> 00:36:12,956 Mm-hmm. 700 00:36:25,776 --> 00:36:27,776 And I was excited! 701 00:36:31,881 --> 00:36:33,380 Who is that? 702 00:36:33,569 --> 00:36:35,541 That's the alligator widow. 703 00:36:35,566 --> 00:36:36,729 Travis, 704 00:36:37,317 --> 00:36:39,270 he left me a widow... 705 00:36:39,934 --> 00:36:44,174 ... but he also left me... 706 00:36:44,199 --> 00:36:45,635 a future. 707 00:36:46,285 --> 00:36:49,518 He left me an opportunity. 708 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,940 Now, Travis always said, 709 00:36:52,965 --> 00:36:54,752 - "Go-getters go get." - Give me your jacket. 710 00:36:54,777 --> 00:36:56,693 Well, I got out there, 711 00:36:56,718 --> 00:36:58,784 and I got mine, all right. 712 00:36:58,809 --> 00:37:01,573 I found myself two plump gators, 713 00:37:01,598 --> 00:37:03,416 and I shot 'em in the face. 714 00:37:07,361 --> 00:37:09,002 And then I skinned 'em, 715 00:37:09,027 --> 00:37:13,166 I tanned 'em, and I pulled myself up by my bootstraps. 716 00:37:13,191 --> 00:37:17,299 And you better believe they were alligator skin boots. 717 00:37:21,085 --> 00:37:23,901 I'm doing so well, in fact... 718 00:37:24,079 --> 00:37:26,721 I said I'm doing so well, in fact... 719 00:37:26,746 --> 00:37:28,596 How well? 720 00:37:29,198 --> 00:37:31,541 I'm doing so well 721 00:37:31,566 --> 00:37:35,456 that I spend all the time I want in the pool. 722 00:37:36,207 --> 00:37:38,401 Living the life of Riley. 723 00:37:38,426 --> 00:37:39,713 Yeah! 724 00:37:39,738 --> 00:37:41,238 And while I'm in there, I might as well 725 00:37:41,262 --> 00:37:43,470 be getting my exercise in. Am I right, girls? 726 00:37:47,545 --> 00:37:49,463 Now, I'm not a selfish person. 727 00:37:49,488 --> 00:37:52,273 I know what's good for the goose is good for the gander. 728 00:37:52,298 --> 00:37:53,391 Am I right? 729 00:37:54,229 --> 00:37:56,481 So I give back 730 00:37:56,513 --> 00:37:58,966 every night. 731 00:37:59,246 --> 00:38:01,315 Every night! 732 00:38:01,340 --> 00:38:03,362 - Every night! - Every night! 733 00:38:03,387 --> 00:38:05,315 - Every night! - Every night! 734 00:38:05,340 --> 00:38:07,346 Every night! 735 00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:08,924 Every night! 736 00:38:08,949 --> 00:38:10,909 - Every night! - I give back every night, 737 00:38:10,934 --> 00:38:13,620 teaching Splashercize down at Rebel Rapids. 738 00:38:13,645 --> 00:38:15,916 And, dang, if it doesn't get me pumped 739 00:38:15,941 --> 00:38:17,252 to go out there and recruit! 740 00:38:18,627 --> 00:38:19,627 Uh-huh! 741 00:38:19,652 --> 00:38:22,010 It's the key to my success! 742 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:25,502 They told my husband 743 00:38:25,527 --> 00:38:28,166 to give everything he had. 744 00:38:28,191 --> 00:38:29,612 And he did, 745 00:38:29,637 --> 00:38:32,143 so I could get up here and tell y'all 746 00:38:32,168 --> 00:38:34,448 that Travis's dream, my dream, 747 00:38:34,473 --> 00:38:35,948 didn't end in the swamp. 748 00:38:35,973 --> 00:38:38,112 - No! - It lives on in the pool. 749 00:38:44,887 --> 00:38:47,643 Now, I'm teaching a class tomorrow, bright and early. 750 00:38:47,668 --> 00:38:49,143 Who's interested? 751 00:38:49,168 --> 00:38:51,143 I've got half off. 752 00:38:56,545 --> 00:38:58,065 - Me! - I'd like to interview you. 753 00:38:58,090 --> 00:38:59,573 I'd like to interview you. 754 00:39:00,464 --> 00:39:02,893 Here, pass 'em around. Here you go. Have-have the rest. 755 00:39:02,918 --> 00:39:05,541 Now, settle down, 'cause our next speaker 756 00:39:05,566 --> 00:39:07,416 is closer than family to me. 757 00:39:07,441 --> 00:39:10,229 He's my upline, Mr. Cody Bonar! 758 00:39:17,715 --> 00:39:20,006 Mentorship from the best. 759 00:39:29,090 --> 00:39:33,127 Now, that is a millionaire in waiting! 760 00:39:38,075 --> 00:39:39,675 Wow! 761 00:39:50,192 --> 00:39:53,815 People are hesitant to say yes, 762 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,800 but they are terrified to say no. 763 00:39:58,102 --> 00:40:00,769 Terrified of what they might miss out on. 764 00:40:00,794 --> 00:40:03,862 Terrified of what they might not have. 765 00:40:03,887 --> 00:40:05,316 Come on! Join us! 766 00:40:05,341 --> 00:40:08,300 Hey, Dad, can I go? 767 00:40:08,325 --> 00:40:09,402 Yeah, sure. 768 00:40:09,427 --> 00:40:10,987 Which is why they say... 769 00:40:11,683 --> 00:40:12,933 "what if." 770 00:40:13,694 --> 00:40:15,331 What if I won the lottery? 771 00:40:15,356 --> 00:40:17,261 What if I could date the prom queen? 772 00:40:17,286 --> 00:40:19,980 What if I could make my dreams come true? 773 00:40:23,209 --> 00:40:24,675 Come on! 774 00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:28,237 But a winner doesn't say "what if." 775 00:40:28,262 --> 00:40:30,182 A winner says... 776 00:40:30,207 --> 00:40:31,706 - "when I." - Yeah! 777 00:40:31,731 --> 00:40:33,339 Come on! Everybody in! 778 00:40:33,612 --> 00:40:34,651 Come on, Ernie! 779 00:40:34,676 --> 00:40:36,542 Because "what if" is a pipe dream. 780 00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:39,519 "When I" is a promise. 781 00:40:39,544 --> 00:40:42,652 - Ernie! Ernie! Ernie! - You give me your pipe dream... 782 00:40:42,677 --> 00:40:44,331 - Come on, Dad! - ... and I'll make you 783 00:40:44,356 --> 00:40:46,573 - a promise. - All right! All right! 784 00:40:46,598 --> 00:40:48,566 You give me your yes, 785 00:40:49,938 --> 00:40:52,417 and I'll give you the world. 786 00:40:53,319 --> 00:40:55,152 Eyes on me! 787 00:40:56,547 --> 00:40:59,050 Okay, and push! Out! 788 00:40:59,075 --> 00:41:00,886 Push! Push! 789 00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:08,088 Up! Up! 790 00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:10,300 Push! Push! 791 00:41:10,325 --> 00:41:12,059 And we're touching our toes, touching our toes, 792 00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,237 touching our toes, touching our toes. 793 00:41:14,262 --> 00:41:18,081 Pray it down. Pray it down. 794 00:41:18,106 --> 00:41:19,964 And push. Push. 795 00:41:19,989 --> 00:41:22,800 And touch. Touch. Touch. 796 00:41:23,038 --> 00:41:25,579 Up. Push. 797 00:41:36,283 --> 00:41:39,347 Hey. Where did all those people come from, huh? 798 00:41:39,372 --> 00:41:41,129 That much excitement in this park's never been a good thing. 799 00:41:41,153 --> 00:41:42,714 Hey, I'm a walking billboard, Stan. 800 00:41:42,739 --> 00:41:44,652 I only cost you two bucks a head. 801 00:41:44,891 --> 00:41:46,237 How'd you do that? 802 00:41:48,895 --> 00:41:50,964 I have access to people. 803 00:41:51,636 --> 00:41:53,385 Suburban people. 804 00:41:53,949 --> 00:41:55,612 They listen to what I have to say, 805 00:41:55,637 --> 00:41:57,698 - no matter what. - Okay. 806 00:41:59,478 --> 00:42:01,925 But they're gonna want FAM goods stocked here. 807 00:42:02,628 --> 00:42:04,433 Now, I have a big order I can fulfill 808 00:42:04,458 --> 00:42:06,040 - for you immediately. - Oh, my God. 809 00:42:06,725 --> 00:42:07,980 But when that runs out, 810 00:42:08,005 --> 00:42:10,417 if those FAM folks don't see more FAM products, 811 00:42:10,442 --> 00:42:12,159 they're gonna stop showing up. 812 00:42:13,056 --> 00:42:16,612 If this is some sort of joke, I'm not laughing. 813 00:42:16,637 --> 00:42:18,855 Now, I have been very nice to you, 814 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,878 and if you think you can just walk in here, 815 00:42:20,903 --> 00:42:22,862 say what you want about your goddamn FAM, 816 00:42:22,887 --> 00:42:23,933 that's not... 817 00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:25,042 What are you... 818 00:42:25,067 --> 00:42:26,862 No, don't! God! 819 00:42:29,890 --> 00:42:31,487 That's not what, um... 820 00:42:31,512 --> 00:42:34,003 That's my father's. Shit. 821 00:42:34,913 --> 00:42:37,441 You know, a lot of employees have been getting sick lately, 822 00:42:37,466 --> 00:42:39,980 - and, uh, it's just a hygiene issue... - Shh! 823 00:42:41,850 --> 00:42:43,417 Buy the inventory. 824 00:42:43,642 --> 00:42:44,831 Re-up through me. 825 00:42:44,856 --> 00:42:46,714 Spackle your little eye-spy here. 826 00:42:46,739 --> 00:42:48,597 You get to keep boosted ticket sales, 827 00:42:48,622 --> 00:42:50,198 I get my house back. 828 00:42:50,949 --> 00:42:52,783 Win-win. 829 00:43:10,938 --> 00:43:15,438 $196 for 93 Splashercizers today, and... 830 00:43:16,405 --> 00:43:20,477 a check for all this FAM inventory. 831 00:43:21,413 --> 00:43:24,038 I thought we agreed on $10,027. 832 00:43:25,928 --> 00:43:27,532 I'm not gonna write another one. 833 00:43:28,326 --> 00:43:30,658 Pleasure doing business with you, Stan. 834 00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:41,073 How was it? 835 00:43:41,730 --> 00:43:43,038 It was weird. 836 00:43:43,063 --> 00:43:45,444 But it's just another get-rich-quick thing. 837 00:43:45,469 --> 00:43:47,749 Oh, I think I might have met the turkey sandwich guy. 838 00:43:47,774 --> 00:43:49,178 Gave me investment advice. 839 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,754 Not much of a story there though. 840 00:43:53,609 --> 00:43:56,327 Well, well, thanks for checking it out. 841 00:43:57,834 --> 00:44:00,647 There was this alligator widow lady though. 842 00:44:01,694 --> 00:44:03,467 It'd be a hell of a "Minute." 843 00:44:06,132 --> 00:44:07,913 Yeah. Cool. 844 00:44:09,509 --> 00:44:11,547 Let's talk b... 845 00:44:12,313 --> 00:44:15,741 ? Be lovers if we can't be friends? ? 846 00:44:15,958 --> 00:44:18,475 ? How can we start over ? 847 00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:20,163 ? When the fighting never ends... ? 848 00:44:20,188 --> 00:44:21,978 You hungry, little fella? 849 00:44:22,003 --> 00:44:23,241 All right, hold on. 850 00:44:25,148 --> 00:44:27,038 ? How can we be lovers... ? 851 00:44:27,063 --> 00:44:28,897 Okay, wait. 852 00:44:31,337 --> 00:44:32,834 Oh, shit! 853 00:44:35,889 --> 00:44:37,959 Ah, damn, where's the fire extinguisher? 854 00:44:41,531 --> 00:44:42,613 Oh, damn! 855 00:44:42,871 --> 00:44:45,952 What the fuck?! Oh, shit. 856 00:44:48,342 --> 00:44:49,389 Come on. 857 00:44:49,414 --> 00:44:51,475 C-Come on, little fella, come on. 858 00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:54,265 Hey, there you go, there you go, there you go. 859 00:44:56,368 --> 00:44:57,538 Oh, shit. 860 00:44:59,625 --> 00:45:00,827 Mr. Crackers! 861 00:45:26,743 --> 00:45:28,639 I give back every night, 862 00:45:28,664 --> 00:45:31,702 teaching Splashercize down at Rebel Rapids. 863 00:45:31,727 --> 00:45:34,272 And, dang, if it doesn't get me pumped... 864 00:45:43,539 --> 00:45:46,162 Howdy, neighbor. Welcome back. 865 00:45:46,187 --> 00:45:47,187 Hey. 866 00:45:48,303 --> 00:45:49,569 Renovations done? 867 00:45:49,594 --> 00:45:50,733 Yeah. 868 00:45:50,833 --> 00:45:51,967 Huh. 869 00:45:52,561 --> 00:45:54,018 Wow. 870 00:45:54,887 --> 00:45:57,444 Eh, looks the same to me. 871 00:45:58,730 --> 00:46:00,521 That's how you know they did good. 872 00:46:01,194 --> 00:46:02,334 Wow! 873 00:46:02,673 --> 00:46:04,639 They did amazing work. 874 00:46:06,755 --> 00:46:08,194 Look... 875 00:46:09,163 --> 00:46:13,045 when-when Harold and I were in that pool together, 876 00:46:13,070 --> 00:46:16,069 splish, splash, I was having a blast. 877 00:46:18,264 --> 00:46:21,584 I-I don't know much about FAM, okay? 878 00:46:22,116 --> 00:46:24,928 But I do know how I felt when I was in there. 879 00:46:25,488 --> 00:46:28,506 I felt... surrounded. 880 00:46:29,650 --> 00:46:31,264 Surrounded by... 881 00:46:31,881 --> 00:46:33,186 love... 882 00:46:34,090 --> 00:46:35,374 and... 883 00:46:36,866 --> 00:46:38,366 positivity, 884 00:46:39,194 --> 00:46:40,741 by family. 885 00:46:42,116 --> 00:46:43,874 Like a warm blanket. 886 00:46:48,535 --> 00:46:50,170 That's what I've been missing. 887 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,377 It's what Harold needs. 888 00:46:55,096 --> 00:46:56,366 Yeah. 889 00:47:01,097 --> 00:47:02,483 I want in. 890 00:47:08,469 --> 00:47:10,511 I want to be part of the FAM. 891 00:47:17,573 --> 00:47:19,073 Okay, Ernie. 892 00:47:19,098 --> 00:47:20,147 Yeah? 893 00:47:20,227 --> 00:47:21,788 We'll get you set up. 894 00:47:30,507 --> 00:47:32,174 Thank you. 895 00:47:33,905 --> 00:47:35,920 - Have a good night. - You, too. 896 00:48:00,540 --> 00:48:03,655 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com