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Your dad was good tonight.
Didn't call me snowflake once.

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Maybe he's getting to know
what an amazing person you are.

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Oh, really? Thanks, babe.

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- Eww!
- Where?

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Oh! There's a... There's a...

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I pulled the covers
back and legs came out.

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It's like it's got these bastard fangs.

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Shh.

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Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Careful!

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There you go. Alright.

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- Oh, God...
- There we go. There you go.

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Hey, look, call out if you find any
more plastic spiders in your bed.

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Got yourself a good one there, Angie.

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Snowflake.

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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com

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Morning, my love.
Coffee's in the pot... Oh.

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- You're still here, are you?
- I live here.

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- For now.
- Sorry?

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Hey?

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Mr Black, I was hoping we
could put our differences aside

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for Angela's birthday.

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Huh. I thought you wouldn't remember.

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Really? I went to quite a bit
of trouble to organise her party.

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Flynn, you don't want to try
too hard to please a woman.

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- Here she is. Darling birthday girl.
- Happy birthday, baby!

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Thank you. Oh, you're
both... Oh. Thank you.

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Oh, OK. Aren't I lucky?

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- Oh. For you.
- Oh, thank you.

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Oh, wow! Ita Buttrose's biography?

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You like it? Check the inside page.

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- You got it signed?
- Mm-hm.

32
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Are you sure that's not
Joe Hildebrand's signature?

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Apparently, they're very similar.

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It's not Joe Hildebrand's signature.

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Well, we'll see.

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And happy birthday, my darling.

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- Thank you.
- Mm-hm.

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- Uh-oh.
- Where did you get this?

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First edition, signed.
I have my sources.

40
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Dad, aren't you meant to
be saving to go into care?

41
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It's all in hand, darling.
Don't worry about that.

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I actually got you
another small present...

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- 'cause you deserve it.
- Really?

44
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Mm-hm. Starting to get weird, guys.

45
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Oh, my God. It's beautiful.

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Thanks, babe.

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Your move, Mr Black.

48
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Angie, I hope you don't mind,
but I did buy you one more gift.

49
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- Really?
- Mm-hm.

50
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Do I have a terminal illness
no one's told me about?

51
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At your earliest convenience,

52
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would you mind casting your gaze
through that window out there?

53
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Firstly, that's amazing.

54
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Secondly, I hope you
didn't use Mum's money.

55
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I may have had a little win.

56
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In which case, Mrs Black would be

57
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entitled to half of it,
as you're still married.

58
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Well, assets are frozen at the
time of separation, Ally McBeal,

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and if I'm not going to spend
it on my beautiful daughter,

60
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who would you rather I spend it on?

61
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Well, as Ange said, maybe
you could set it aside

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for the low care accommodation,

63
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which you'll soon be moving
into, is my understanding.

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He does make a good point, Dad.

65
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But on the other hand,
can we go for a drive?

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- I insist.
- Are you coming, babe?

67
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Well, I'm kinda still in my jammies.

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- That's okay!
- It's really not.

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Look, I don't want to spend the
next six years arguing with you.

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Me neither. I was kind of
hoping you'd be gone by then.

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- Not dead.
- Although...

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I was thinking, why don't
we settle this man to man?

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The loser leaves the house forever.

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You're not seriously
proposing a fight, are you?

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Oh, I am. But don't worry,
no one's gonna get hurt,

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we'll use nice big gloves.

77
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Does it have to be combat?
Can't we just have a bake off?

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No, fights are quicker.

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If you win, I'll tell Angie
that I'm going into care.

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If I win, then maybe you could
tell her that you're dying

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and that you want to be left alone.

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No, more plausibly, you want
to live as a woman in Perth.

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- Okay, I'll think about it.
- Really?

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- No!
- Good. That's great.

85
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You had your chance.

86
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Look.

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Is the air turned on?

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- Both.
- Parking brake.

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Alright, he wants to fight?
I'll give him a fight.

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Yeah, you want to fight?
Oh, you want to fight?

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You want to fight?! I will
put you on your arse, old man.

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I will punch you in the dick!

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Punch someone in the
dick or on the dick?

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I will punch your dick off!

95
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Oh, that's not it.

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"I borrowed your towel to check
the engine oil on Angela's new car.

97
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"If you don't like it,
move out, Mr Black."

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"Used all these, too. Soz."

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Come on.

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Ahh!

101
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I already saw it.

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Don't show Peter, whatever you
do, he thinks his is adequate.

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- You must be Fin.
- Yeah. And you must be...?

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Mrs Black.

105
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You're the main reason I came
down here for Ange's birthday.

106
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I always love the people Peter hates.

107
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So, how are you coping?

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- He's alright.
- Come on, you're talking to me.

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I'm the one trying
to divorce the bugger.

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What's he up to?

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Well, he's continually
trying to split us up.

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Everything I do is either wrong or soft.

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Avocado cupcake?

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Hmm.

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But it's like Michelle Obama says,

116
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"If your opponent
goes low, you go high."

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Michelle Obama was
talking out of her arse.

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If your opponent goes low, you go lower.

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That's the only language
bullies understand,

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and that's why my lawyers are on
track to get the house and the boat.

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I don't think I could play that game.

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I'll teach you. Where are they now?

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Angela's driving him around
in the new car he bought her.

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Interesting. He bought her a new car?

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Yeah.

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Must mean a lot to him
that she likes that car.

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Oh, definitely, but
it's not about Angela.

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It's about making me look cheap.

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It'd be terrible if
something happened to it.

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If you get what I mean.

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What do you mean?

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- Happy birthday, darling!
- Thank you.

133
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Dad went overboard and bought me a car.

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I hope that didn't come out of
the money that was owed to you.

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My lawyers are already onto
it. So, pavlova's in the fridge.

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Yay for your pav!

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Why haven't you
returned any of my calls?

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Why haven't you signed
the divorce papers?

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You'd better hope that
my father doesn't find out

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that you're in his house.

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He'd better bloody hope.

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- Fin seems lovely.
- He's wonderful.

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I think he thought I was a burglar.

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He rushed out of the shower and
tried to wrestle me to the ground.

145
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He's got quite a large penis, hasn't he?

146
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Mum!

147
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Those lamingtons smell amazing.

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I hope there'll be enough for everyone.

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- Thank you for your beautiful presents.
- Oh.

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Ooh.

151
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Hi, Aunty Karen. Thank you.

152
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Oh, you don't need to sing
me Happy Birth... Oh, God.

153
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Ooh, second verse, you're spoiling me.

154
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We're clear.

155
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Hey. So, I got some extra fairy lights

156
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and I thought we could hang this
bunting right around the garden.

157
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Sorry, babe, I've got this
hair appointment with Pandora.

158
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- I made it three months ago.
- Oh, I know.

159
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I couldn't get in till
October. You go. It's fine.

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- I'll help you when I get back.
- Okay.

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- Bye, darling.
- Bye, Mum.

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So lovely to see you two together.

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Oh. Wow, not used to
people saying nice things

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about our relationship.

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You know, Pete and I had three
pretty good years together,

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the 18 months before we were married

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and the 18 months since the separation.

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The bit in the middle was a shit show.

169
00:09:03,463 --> 00:09:04,816
You know, I think the highlight for me

170
00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,339
was when he super-glued
the remote control,

171
00:09:06,363 --> 00:09:07,982
so I couldn't switch it off Fox footy.

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Oi! Oi.

173
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You are destroying the cooktop
with that bloody scraper.

174
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Look at it, it's all scratched.

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That's how people get
aluminium poisoning.

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- Sorry.
- Didn't your dad teach you anything?

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My dad's passed away.

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OK, well, that explains a few things.

179
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It explains why he doesn't
call me on my birthday.

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Next time, just crank the hotplate,

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poor the beer on, and wipe
it off with a newspaper,

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but not the sports section,
unless it's about netball.

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- Dad?
- Yes, my darling.

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Sorry, I think you might
have bought a lemon.

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- Bullshit.
- I can give you a lift, babe.

186
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No, it's okay. I'll get an Uber.

187
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There are some ratbag
kids living three doors up.

188
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I saw them egging the
Bancrofts' roof yesterday.

189
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- And what would their beef be with me?
- Oh, no, you're right.

190
00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:04,148
You're an easy-going guy
that's never told anyone to

191
00:10:04,172 --> 00:10:06,351
turn their effing music down
or I'd effing come inside

192
00:10:06,376 --> 00:10:08,234
and reduce their effing
stereo to effing kindling.

193
00:10:08,258 --> 00:10:10,372
I was simply reminding
them of common decency,

194
00:10:10,397 --> 00:10:13,155
which is absolutely no reason to...

195
00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,202
What the bloody hell
are you bastards up to?

196
00:10:15,227 --> 00:10:16,786
- What's this?
- Just around here, up the drive.

197
00:10:16,810 --> 00:10:20,383
- What is that?
- Oh, Rowena organised it.

198
00:10:20,637 --> 00:10:23,059
We're just surprising Angela
with a Tuscan swing chair.

199
00:10:23,504 --> 00:10:24,654
Yeah, just somewhere she can read

200
00:10:24,678 --> 00:10:27,747
and relax with her significant
other, which is me.

201
00:10:43,794 --> 00:10:46,371
Trust me, Mal, never in the
25 years we've known each other

202
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:48,246
have we come across a bigger snowflake.

203
00:10:48,505 --> 00:10:50,887
His bloody chai and his yoga pants.

204
00:10:50,912 --> 00:10:52,312
He's even got a bloody nipple ring.

205
00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:55,442
Well, there's another symbol of a
generation blighted by entitlement.

206
00:10:55,809 --> 00:10:56,819
Which nipple?

207
00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:59,344
They've got to be the
worst generation in history,

208
00:10:59,369 --> 00:11:00,509
apart from Angela, of course.

209
00:11:00,533 --> 00:11:02,072
Well, they don't share our values.

210
00:11:02,097 --> 00:11:05,676
100%. What are our values again?

211
00:11:06,006 --> 00:11:08,301
Uh, work hard, play hard.

212
00:11:08,326 --> 00:11:10,918
Uh, uh, life is football,
football is life.

213
00:11:10,943 --> 00:11:13,028
Yeah. I'll do my best, but
I can't promise anything.

214
00:11:13,053 --> 00:11:15,465
- Get off my lawn. 
- If you break it, it's yours.

215
00:11:15,490 --> 00:11:17,465
No one gives a shit
about your stupid app.

216
00:11:17,523 --> 00:11:18,646
You're not an influencer.

217
00:11:18,671 --> 00:11:20,770
You're just a dole
bludger with a smartphone.

218
00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:22,278
Yep. Uh, get off my lawn.

219
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,645
- Which I've already said.
- Well, you already said that one.

220
00:11:23,669 --> 00:11:25,519
Uh, what about cyclists are wankers?

221
00:11:25,593 --> 00:11:28,292
- Don't squeeze the avocados.
- Uh, soup is a drink.

222
00:11:28,565 --> 00:11:29,738
What the hell's gluten?

223
00:11:30,372 --> 00:11:32,465
If you love something, set it free.

224
00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:34,250
If doesn't come back to
you, get a good lawyer

225
00:11:34,274 --> 00:11:35,914
and hope it doesn't take
you for everything you got.

226
00:11:35,938 --> 00:11:37,012
Ahh, good one.

227
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,154
And...

228
00:11:40,010 --> 00:11:41,042
Are they all our values?

229
00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:43,715
No, there's gotta be
more than that. Um...

230
00:11:44,012 --> 00:11:46,628
Hey, Mr Black, come check this out.

231
00:11:47,114 --> 00:11:49,681
- Don't freakin' tell us what to do.
- Oh, that's another one.

232
00:11:49,706 --> 00:11:50,769
Yeah. That's a good one.

233
00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:53,653
Right, let's see what the
little pipsqueak wants.

234
00:11:57,402 --> 00:11:59,426
Just thought that given 
how much pressure

235
00:11:59,451 --> 00:12:00,802
Ange is under at work at the moment

236
00:12:00,826 --> 00:12:04,160
that we'd create a bit of
an escape for her and us.

237
00:12:04,530 --> 00:12:06,902
And you know how much
she loves Tuscan design.

238
00:12:07,298 --> 00:12:11,090
Bravo, and brava, Rowena. Nice job.

239
00:12:12,476 --> 00:12:13,678
Get off my lawn.

240
00:12:14,906 --> 00:12:17,225
- Now. Go on.
- Oh, me. Sorry.

241
00:12:26,544 --> 00:12:27,544
Fin!

242
00:12:32,030 --> 00:12:34,609
You look amazing. Thank you.

243
00:12:34,634 --> 00:12:36,835
- Got another surprise for you.
- Not another one.

244
00:12:36,860 --> 00:12:39,179
This present's from me,
sweetheart, with Fin's help.

245
00:12:39,308 --> 00:12:41,542
- Okay. That's the last one, okay?
- You have to close your eyes.

246
00:12:41,566 --> 00:12:42,566
Ooh.

247
00:12:42,777 --> 00:12:44,377
Next is Royal Applause...

248
00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:48,431
On his back is Partner...

249
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,572
What's that smell? Is something burning?

250
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:13,723
Well, that was a Tuscan swing chair.

251
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:16,135
It was gonna be a little
time-out sanctuary,

252
00:13:17,775 --> 00:13:19,931
but somebody obviously
didn't want that for you.

253
00:13:19,956 --> 00:13:21,111
I'm so sorry, you two.

254
00:13:21,136 --> 00:13:22,580
Why would anyone want to destroy

255
00:13:22,605 --> 00:13:24,127
somebody's birthday present like that?

256
00:13:24,152 --> 00:13:26,564
There are some sick and
disturbed individuals out there.

257
00:13:26,589 --> 00:13:27,713
Oh, cut it out, Dad.

258
00:13:27,738 --> 00:13:29,431
This has your fingerprints all over it.

259
00:13:29,456 --> 00:13:31,775
And Malcolm's, too, to be fair.

260
00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:33,713
Your own daughter's birthday present.

261
00:13:33,874 --> 00:13:36,299
Well, Fin, you probably shouldn't
have tampered with the car.

262
00:13:37,289 --> 00:13:40,806
- Well, that was actually my idea.
- Row, how could you?

263
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:42,250
I don't want any more presents.

264
00:13:42,554 --> 00:13:45,533
From now on, all gifts will come
in the form of cash donations

265
00:13:45,712 --> 00:13:47,492
to the Lort Smith Animal Hospital.

266
00:13:47,517 --> 00:13:48,539
Is that clear?

267
00:13:49,615 --> 00:13:50,945
- Yes.
- Yes.

268
00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:56,334
Oh, well, nice work, Tim.

269
00:13:57,255 --> 00:13:59,815
Looks like someone's going to be
spending the night on the couch.

270
00:14:02,554 --> 00:14:05,013
- It's Fin.
- Is it?

271
00:14:07,217 --> 00:14:09,545
You know, maybe there is
only one way to settle this.

272
00:14:10,356 --> 00:14:11,356
I think you're right.

273
00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:13,742
And I'll make it look like an accident,

274
00:14:13,766 --> 00:14:15,425
so your family get the insurance money.

275
00:14:15,536 --> 00:14:19,491
No. I'm thinking maybe
we should have that fight.

276
00:14:20,768 --> 00:14:22,022
Loser leaves.

277
00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:28,365
Deal.

278
00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:45,849
Hey, love the shirt.

279
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,889
Lise, aww!

280
00:14:49,914 --> 00:14:51,405
My God, I love it!

281
00:14:52,154 --> 00:14:53,334
Robbie!

282
00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,452
I thought, "Hang about,
something's up here."

283
00:14:58,477 --> 00:14:59,736
And I've taken the nappy off

284
00:14:59,761 --> 00:15:02,998
and what followed could best be
described as a bloody poonami.

285
00:15:03,363 --> 00:15:06,709
You would not believe
what a visceral funk

286
00:15:07,304 --> 00:15:11,420
could emanate from such a
beautiful little girl such as Angela.

287
00:15:11,445 --> 00:15:13,803
But I digress. She hates
me telling that story.

288
00:15:13,828 --> 00:15:17,155
But look, I do have a little
text message from Mark,

289
00:15:17,593 --> 00:15:21,858
Angela's ex, who is a war
correspondent in Crimea,

290
00:15:23,108 --> 00:15:26,108
and he says, "To my darling Angela,

291
00:15:26,942 --> 00:15:29,905
"thinking of you, beautiful,
on this, your special day.

292
00:15:30,733 --> 00:15:33,498
"There is no one alive
who is youer than you."

293
00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:39,366
So, that last quote is a Dr Seuss
quote, hence the poor grammar.

294
00:15:39,391 --> 00:15:43,190
These days, of course,
Angela is dating Flynn,

295
00:15:43,756 --> 00:15:45,670
who writes ads for Coco Pops.

296
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,034
Yeah, well, not just Coco Pops.

297
00:15:47,354 --> 00:15:48,842
So, covering a war in Crimea.

298
00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:52,358
"Just like a chocolate
milkshake, only crunchy."

299
00:15:52,383 --> 00:15:54,583
- I didn't write that bit.
- Didn't even write that bit.

300
00:15:55,062 --> 00:15:58,148
He did, of course, just
win a Golden Liar, which,

301
00:15:58,173 --> 00:16:00,672
in advertising terms, is
the highest honour there is.

302
00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:02,179
Lion. It's called a Lion.

303
00:16:02,274 --> 00:16:04,157
But what he lacks in
traditional writing ability,

304
00:16:04,181 --> 00:16:05,977
he makes up for with
being a bloody good sport

305
00:16:06,001 --> 00:16:08,851
because he and I have
put together a little show

306
00:16:08,876 --> 00:16:11,586
for Angela's birthday
in the form of a fight.

307
00:16:11,767 --> 00:16:13,906
- Did he say fight?
- Queensbury rules.

308
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,009
We're using very soft gloves.

309
00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:18,970
That's right, so no one's going
to get hurt, not physically anyway.

310
00:16:18,995 --> 00:16:20,876
So, who wants to see
Flynn and I go toe-to-toe?

311
00:16:21,424 --> 00:16:25,509
We do have a donations box up here
for Angela's favourite charity,

312
00:16:25,938 --> 00:16:27,665
the Lort Smith Animal Hospital.

313
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:29,587
So, if you want to save some animals

314
00:16:29,612 --> 00:16:33,409
whilst watching two dickheads try
and knock each other's heads off...

315
00:16:33,434 --> 00:16:35,188
- With very soft gloves.
- put your money where your mouth is.

316
00:16:35,212 --> 00:16:37,524
- Now, who wants to see it?
- Yeah!

317
00:16:37,557 --> 00:16:39,571
- I can't hear you.
- Yeah!

318
00:16:39,596 --> 00:16:41,547
Alright! Let's do this, Malcolm.

319
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,289
- Me?
- Thank you, Pete. You go stretch.

320
00:16:44,314 --> 00:16:45,318
I'll go and warm up.

321
00:16:45,643 --> 00:16:48,309
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
don't forget to donate generously,

322
00:16:48,771 --> 00:16:49,841
and follow me!

323
00:16:51,608 --> 00:16:55,498
Fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight, fight!

324
00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:02,795
Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome
you to the Thrilla in Vanilla!

325
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:06,238
In the blue corner,
weighing in at 70 kilos,

326
00:17:06,263 --> 00:17:10,534
with zero fights, zero
knock-outs and zero chance,

327
00:17:10,688 --> 00:17:14,542
please give it up for
Fin 'the Wank' Cruikshank!

328
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,831
Sorry, Fin. Mr Black wrote that.

329
00:17:19,078 --> 00:17:20,175
You don't need to do this.

330
00:17:20,635 --> 00:17:22,550
It was actually your
dad's idea and I said no,

331
00:17:23,016 --> 00:17:25,058
but then I thought of
the Thrilla in Vanilla.

332
00:17:25,786 --> 00:17:30,277
And Fin's opponent,
weighing in at 65 kilos,

333
00:17:30,302 --> 00:17:34,363
with 30 fights, zero
losses, 10 knock-outs,

334
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:38,706
the former bantam weight champion
of metropolitan Melbourne,

335
00:17:38,731 --> 00:17:41,995
Peter 'the Richmond Renegade' Black!

336
00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:53,378
Oh, what?

337
00:17:53,977 --> 00:17:56,664
Come on! Make some noise!

338
00:17:59,019 --> 00:18:01,214
- Hey!
- Here we go.

339
00:18:01,239 --> 00:18:04,386
Alright, gentlemen,
let's have a clean bout.

340
00:18:04,574 --> 00:18:05,993
Come in, touch hands.

341
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:13,269
Back to your corners.
Knock him on his arse, Pete.

342
00:18:13,294 --> 00:18:15,713
No. No offence, Fin. Ah, my...

343
00:18:15,738 --> 00:18:17,698
- Get on with it, Malcolm.
- Fight!

344
00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:19,610
Get him, Pete.

345
00:18:20,693 --> 00:18:22,072
Smash him, yeah!

346
00:18:31,989 --> 00:18:33,762
Who's cutting your steak

347
00:18:33,787 --> 00:18:35,715
into tiny little pieces
for you there, snowflake?

348
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,901
Yeah, well, I'm gonna be
slathering myself on the toilet

349
00:18:38,926 --> 00:18:40,215
with your hand rags.

350
00:18:50,328 --> 00:18:51,887
No!

351
00:18:58,477 --> 00:18:59,887
Oh, is he... Is he alright?

352
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,028
Oh, my God.

353
00:19:12,742 --> 00:19:13,742
Ambulance.

354
00:19:27,824 --> 00:19:29,825
They were the most masculine
flowers in the kiosk.

355
00:19:30,632 --> 00:19:31,992
They've got thorns and everything.

356
00:19:35,439 --> 00:19:38,567
- I'm sorry.
- You needn't apologise.

357
00:19:39,477 --> 00:19:41,774
And just so you know,
I'm gonna honour the bet.

358
00:19:42,438 --> 00:19:43,884
The money's going to Lort Smith

359
00:19:43,909 --> 00:19:46,429
and I'll be moving out as soon
as I find suitable accommodation.

360
00:19:47,045 --> 00:19:49,548
Well, take your time. I'm
just relieved you're okay.

361
00:19:49,779 --> 00:19:51,305
You got a hell of a right on you, kid.

362
00:19:52,913 --> 00:19:55,339
If you want some training, I could
always take you down to the gym.

363
00:19:55,363 --> 00:19:56,422
I'd love that.

364
00:19:57,313 --> 00:19:59,376
I'm sorry for getting
between you and Angela.

365
00:19:59,401 --> 00:20:02,618
I know it was a dickish move,
but I was testing you out

366
00:20:03,095 --> 00:20:05,095
to see if you've got the
ticker to go the distance.

367
00:20:06,924 --> 00:20:09,124
I love your daughter and
nothing's going to change that.

368
00:20:09,468 --> 00:20:11,548
Thanks, mate. That means a lot.

369
00:20:13,493 --> 00:20:17,032
I'm just glad we can... we can 
talk, have a normal conversation.

370
00:20:18,056 --> 00:20:19,516
Might have knocked some sense into me.

371
00:20:21,704 --> 00:20:22,860
So sorry for being late.

372
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:25,360
I couldn't find a park. Are you OK, Dad?

373
00:20:26,345 --> 00:20:28,876
Dad? Dad, can you hear me? It's me.

374
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:30,766
- Huh?
- Dad?

375
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,104
Water.

376
00:20:35,707 --> 00:20:38,019
- I cautioned you about fighting him.
- No, wait, wait, wait.

377
00:20:38,043 --> 00:20:39,536
Ten seconds ago he was absolutely fine.

378
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,441
- He was apologising.
- Don't make shit up,

379
00:20:41,466 --> 00:20:42,489
Fin. It's not funny.

380
00:20:43,531 --> 00:20:45,685
Mama. Papa.

381
00:20:45,710 --> 00:20:48,442
Oh, come on! This is Olivier-esque.

382
00:20:48,467 --> 00:20:50,435
He deserves an Oscar for
this, a Logie at least.

383
00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:52,856
How can you joke? You
pretty much killed him.

384
00:20:53,273 --> 00:20:54,452
The fight was his idea.

385
00:20:54,477 --> 00:20:56,239
I just came up with
the title... on my own.

386
00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:58,217
What are you trying to prove
by fighting a middle-aged man

387
00:20:58,241 --> 00:20:59,755
with a degenerative bone disease?

388
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,981
The light. Not the light.

389
00:21:03,006 --> 00:21:04,265
Oh, there's no chance of that, mate.

390
00:21:04,289 --> 00:21:05,849
- You'll be going the other way.
- Fin!

391
00:21:07,113 --> 00:21:09,576
- Dad? Dad, it's gonna be okay.
- How is he?

392
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,558
- He's not good.
- Oh, dear.

393
00:21:12,033 --> 00:21:14,992
I hope he can hear me.
Peter, can you hear me?

394
00:21:15,647 --> 00:21:16,746
Huh?

395
00:21:17,371 --> 00:21:18,962
I just wanted you to
know that we've returned

396
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,016
the $5,000 Hemmingway first edition.

397
00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:22,041
Huh?

398
00:21:22,066 --> 00:21:24,396
Mum, is that really the right
time to have this conversation?

399
00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:25,688
And we've taken the car back.

400
00:21:26,278 --> 00:21:28,766
- You had no right to do that!
- Dad, are you okay?

401
00:21:28,993 --> 00:21:30,305
That's our money,

402
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,664
you're not supposed to spend
it until after the settlement.

403
00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:36,953
All I was trying to do was to
fill the hole left in her heart...

404
00:21:36,978 --> 00:21:38,095
since you upped and left.

405
00:21:38,683 --> 00:21:42,462
Children of separated parents
experience lasting difficulties.

406
00:21:42,487 --> 00:21:43,970
Angela is not a child.

407
00:21:44,086 --> 00:21:45,118
Against all advice,

408
00:21:45,143 --> 00:21:47,649
I stayed till she'd grown
into a delightful young woman.

409
00:21:48,093 --> 00:21:51,040
Well, you don't see the real
Angela, a broken young woman

410
00:21:51,136 --> 00:21:53,076
making terrible choices with 'men'.

411
00:21:53,959 --> 00:21:55,920
I've got a plane to catch. Bye, darling.

412
00:21:55,945 --> 00:21:57,324
- Bye, Mum.
- Bye, Fin.

413
00:21:58,358 --> 00:22:00,632
Nice punch. Go back to your coma, Peter.

414
00:22:00,809 --> 00:22:02,179
Go back to your bloody coma!

415
00:22:05,464 --> 00:22:06,649
So, we're gonna go get some food.

416
00:22:06,673 --> 00:22:09,491
Do you want to join us or
return to being a vegetable?

417
00:22:09,863 --> 00:22:12,226
You can be cruel, like your mother,

418
00:22:13,148 --> 00:22:14,859
but yes, I will join you, I'm famished.

419
00:22:15,554 --> 00:22:17,804
Lovely. Then we'll go
home and pack your bags.

420
00:22:17,829 --> 00:22:19,812
Oh, babe, he can't leave now.

421
00:22:20,138 --> 00:22:21,913
He's recovering from a blow to the head.

422
00:22:22,944 --> 00:22:23,944
Is that okay?

423
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:28,818
- But after that?
- Sure.

424
00:22:39,444 --> 00:22:42,844
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