1 00:00:01,597 --> 00:00:04,014 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:25,634 --> 00:00:26,933 Look, Dad. I'm helping. 3 00:00:26,969 --> 00:00:30,870 Oh, boy. Thank you. What very exciting help. 4 00:00:30,956 --> 00:00:32,055 What? What? 5 00:00:32,140 --> 00:00:33,607 - Dora... - I'm pretending to be political 6 00:00:33,692 --> 00:00:34,741 to get out of a Spanish test. 7 00:00:34,793 --> 00:00:35,875 Sure, of course. Like you do. 8 00:00:35,961 --> 00:00:37,210 Come on, Andy. You're gonna be late. 9 00:00:37,296 --> 00:00:39,779 If you let me go to online school like I suggested, 10 00:00:39,848 --> 00:00:40,964 I'd already be there! 11 00:00:41,049 --> 00:00:42,248 Mm-hmm. Your shirt's inside out, 12 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:43,283 and you might want to do something about that hair. 13 00:00:43,368 --> 00:00:45,952 Cooper Contracting. Hey, Ron. 14 00:00:46,038 --> 00:00:48,417 Uh-huh. Today? Hold on. 15 00:00:48,490 --> 00:00:49,792 Andy, no! 16 00:00:49,855 --> 00:00:52,842 Uh, it's a little tricky 'cause I got the kids, 17 00:00:52,911 --> 00:00:55,612 but, uh... 18 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,230 You know what? I'll make it work. 19 00:00:57,282 --> 00:00:58,581 I'll see you at 3:00. 20 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:01,434 Okay. 21 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,652 Okay, scoop it up. 22 00:01:02,738 --> 00:01:04,487 It's still good. Let's eat. 23 00:01:04,556 --> 00:01:06,623 Root your leg into the ground. 24 00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:10,427 Extend your arm branches into the sky. 25 00:01:12,981 --> 00:01:15,248 Oh! 26 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:17,767 So, I got a last-minute inspection this afternoon. 27 00:01:17,853 --> 00:01:20,620 I hate to be Mr. Bummer, but since your mom's out of town, 28 00:01:20,689 --> 00:01:23,573 you two will have to take the bus home. 29 00:01:23,658 --> 00:01:25,675 - Don't worry, Dad. We'll make it work. - Once Andy gets his license, 30 00:01:25,761 --> 00:01:27,093 the bus thing'll be a thing of the past. 31 00:01:27,145 --> 00:01:28,745 And, Bunny, I'll call your favorite babysitter, Jenny, 32 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:30,194 and have her pick you up from dance class. 33 00:01:30,218 --> 00:01:33,116 She can't. She had to go to Cancun, 'cause her Grandma died. Wink, wink. 34 00:01:33,201 --> 00:01:34,200 Good to know. 35 00:01:34,286 --> 00:01:36,970 - Okay, I'll call Magda. - She's in Poland. 36 00:01:37,022 --> 00:01:39,989 Her sister's getting married, but it's a big mistake. 37 00:01:40,075 --> 00:01:42,559 You have very interesting conversations with your baby-sitters. 38 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,444 All right. I'll call... Let's see. 39 00:01:44,496 --> 00:01:47,397 - I'll call... - What about Alice? 40 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,966 Yeah. What about Alice? 41 00:01:50,051 --> 00:01:51,217 Um... 42 00:01:51,253 --> 00:01:52,685 Oh, is that, like, uncomfortable? 43 00:01:52,721 --> 00:01:53,870 Like, asking her to pick up your kid? 44 00:01:53,955 --> 00:01:55,455 Honestly, it doesn't really seem like her thing. 45 00:01:55,507 --> 00:01:56,422 Uh... 46 00:01:56,458 --> 00:01:58,241 The last time you uhh-ed like that 47 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:00,326 was when I asked if you've smoked pot before. 48 00:02:00,378 --> 00:02:02,228 Oh, what was the answer, by the way? 49 00:02:02,264 --> 00:02:04,364 Uhh... You know what, Bunny? 50 00:02:04,449 --> 00:02:05,548 I will ask Alice. 51 00:02:05,634 --> 00:02:06,850 Because it's totally not a big deal 52 00:02:06,935 --> 00:02:08,985 in any way, shape, or form. 53 00:02:09,070 --> 00:02:10,920 This may seem like a big deal in some way, shape, or form, 54 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:14,023 - but it's totally not. - He wants a kidney. I knew it. 55 00:02:14,109 --> 00:02:16,192 Could you pick up Bunny from dance class today and drive her home? 56 00:02:16,278 --> 00:02:19,028 This is worse! Give him a kidney! 57 00:02:19,114 --> 00:02:20,780 This is Alice. When she was a kid, 58 00:02:20,832 --> 00:02:22,832 she dreamed up me to be her BFF. 59 00:02:22,918 --> 00:02:25,118 Now my girl has finally fallen in love, 60 00:02:25,170 --> 00:02:27,954 but she's in way over her head. So I'm back to help! 61 00:02:28,006 --> 00:02:30,757 - I've got this all figured out. - No, you don't. 62 00:02:30,792 --> 00:02:32,959 No, I don't. 63 00:02:33,044 --> 00:02:34,627 Pick up Bunny from dance class? 64 00:02:34,679 --> 00:02:36,296 No, we can't. Thank you. Goodbye. 65 00:02:36,348 --> 00:02:37,430 I'll be home right after. 66 00:02:37,465 --> 00:02:40,300 - I just have a work thing that popped up. - Not our problem, Mr. Mom. 67 00:02:40,385 --> 00:02:43,136 Uh... let me check my schedule. 68 00:02:43,188 --> 00:02:45,138 You know, if it's inconvenient, you could just say so. 69 00:02:45,223 --> 00:02:47,390 If you pick up the child of a man you are dating, 70 00:02:47,475 --> 00:02:49,943 - you are breaking the mom seal. - What? 71 00:02:49,978 --> 00:02:51,728 Oh, I-I just said, if it's inconvenient... 72 00:02:51,813 --> 00:02:54,364 - Yup! Sure, sure. - If you do this one mom thing, 73 00:02:54,449 --> 00:02:56,816 then it's gonna be all mom things all the time. 74 00:02:56,868 --> 00:02:58,117 I promise, it's just a one-time thing. 75 00:02:58,153 --> 00:02:59,986 And if you're going to pretend to check your calendar, 76 00:03:00,071 --> 00:03:01,821 at least open the app, rookie. 77 00:03:01,907 --> 00:03:03,239 Look, I know it's a huge favor, 78 00:03:03,325 --> 00:03:05,208 but you'd really be saving me. 79 00:03:05,293 --> 00:03:08,161 I'll give you a foot massage and snuggles. 80 00:03:08,213 --> 00:03:10,163 Well, I had a foot massage and snuggles 81 00:03:10,248 --> 00:03:13,550 scheduled for this afternoon, but I'll cancel it. I'm in. 82 00:03:13,635 --> 00:03:14,835 - Really? - Really. 83 00:03:14,906 --> 00:03:16,375 - Really? - Amazing! Oh, my God. 84 00:03:16,445 --> 00:03:17,887 Thank you so much! This is so great. 85 00:03:17,973 --> 00:03:20,173 It's no big deal. I've given people rides before. 86 00:03:20,258 --> 00:03:22,342 This is just a ride for a smaller person. 87 00:03:22,427 --> 00:03:23,676 Exactly. So it'll be cake. 88 00:03:23,728 --> 00:03:25,311 - Mad cake. - Calm down. 89 00:03:25,347 --> 00:03:27,931 - Oh, and, Alice, don't worry. - I'm not. 90 00:03:28,016 --> 00:03:29,529 I'll call the dance studio and tell them you're coming 91 00:03:29,554 --> 00:03:30,631 so they know you aren't a kidnapper, 92 00:03:30,656 --> 00:03:32,435 but could you just fax them a copy of your driver's license 93 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:33,519 and proof of insurance? 94 00:03:33,605 --> 00:03:35,104 Bunny should be happy, but if she's grumpy, 95 00:03:35,190 --> 00:03:36,322 just play Radio Disney. 96 00:03:36,358 --> 00:03:38,658 And bring a snack, but no nuts. 97 00:03:38,693 --> 00:03:40,443 Well, you can bring peanuts, just not tree nuts, 98 00:03:40,528 --> 00:03:42,283 - not after the incident. - Okay, slow down. 99 00:03:42,377 --> 00:03:44,697 Don't worry. You're gonna be fine. I love you. Bye. 100 00:03:44,775 --> 00:03:47,000 Oh, and don't worry, she has her booster. 101 00:03:47,035 --> 00:03:48,868 What's a booster? 102 00:03:48,954 --> 00:03:50,703 Part of a spaceship, duh! 103 00:03:53,091 --> 00:03:54,841 We're gonna need help. 104 00:03:55,093 --> 00:03:57,510 Okay, we have a major situation on our hands. 105 00:03:57,545 --> 00:03:58,711 Okay, before you get all mad, 106 00:03:58,797 --> 00:04:00,179 what is the point of doing PR for pro athletes 107 00:04:00,215 --> 00:04:00,964 if we can't date them? 108 00:04:01,049 --> 00:04:02,849 Preach! 109 00:04:02,884 --> 00:04:04,717 I have to pick up Ben's youngest daughter 110 00:04:04,803 --> 00:04:06,102 from ballet class, and I need you 111 00:04:06,187 --> 00:04:07,887 to tell me how to do that. Go. 112 00:04:07,939 --> 00:04:09,772 Bring some juice. Kids like juice. 113 00:04:09,858 --> 00:04:12,725 Maybe, like, an iPad. Two iPads. 114 00:04:12,777 --> 00:04:15,778 Frisbee. When I was a kid, I loved Frisbee. 115 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:18,965 Do any of you actually have children? 116 00:04:19,017 --> 00:04:21,017 Ew. 117 00:04:21,102 --> 00:04:22,368 Who has children?! 118 00:04:22,404 --> 00:04:23,786 There's a lady in accounting 119 00:04:23,855 --> 00:04:25,338 who seems like she's doing the best she can. 120 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:30,293 A booster is a portable car seat for young kids. 121 00:04:30,378 --> 00:04:32,879 Slash part of a spaceship. Agree to disagree. 122 00:04:32,931 --> 00:04:34,180 You put it in your backseat. 123 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,498 You put it in your backseat! 124 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:36,699 I do not like this lady. 125 00:04:36,785 --> 00:04:38,251 Definitely bring a snack. 126 00:04:38,336 --> 00:04:40,103 Nothing you ate when you were a child. 127 00:04:40,188 --> 00:04:41,654 It all causes cancer. 128 00:04:41,706 --> 00:04:44,090 - Something that you would eat today. - Spicy tuna. 129 00:04:44,142 --> 00:04:46,092 Regular tuna? Hand roll? Cut roll? 130 00:04:46,144 --> 00:04:47,660 Just tell me what to bring. 131 00:04:47,696 --> 00:04:50,880 - Carrots. - I was just about to say that. 132 00:04:50,966 --> 00:04:52,632 "Car-rots." 133 00:04:52,701 --> 00:04:54,450 Megan, you are a lifesaver. 134 00:04:54,536 --> 00:04:56,002 I cannot thank you enough. 135 00:05:05,547 --> 00:05:07,597 Later, Davrosh. 136 00:05:07,666 --> 00:05:09,365 Thank you for the mints and tiny waters. 137 00:05:09,451 --> 00:05:11,150 Five stars for sure. 138 00:05:11,236 --> 00:05:12,669 Um, Andy, Dora? 139 00:05:12,754 --> 00:05:15,304 - That's an unusual bus. - Dad, don't be mad. 140 00:05:15,390 --> 00:05:16,856 You said we could take Uber home from school 141 00:05:16,891 --> 00:05:18,658 if we ever really needed to. 142 00:05:18,743 --> 00:05:20,043 And today, we really needed to. 143 00:05:20,128 --> 00:05:22,278 This is a loose interpretation of "really needed to." 144 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:23,279 What's wrong with the bus? 145 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,081 Uh, well, for starters, 146 00:05:25,166 --> 00:05:27,433 the driver-to-passenger ratio is outrageous. 147 00:05:27,469 --> 00:05:28,718 Dad, the bus stop is, like, a block away. 148 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:29,786 Who has the time? 149 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:32,088 Okay, new rule... No more Ubers. 150 00:05:32,173 --> 00:05:33,556 How are we supposed to get anywhere? 151 00:05:33,641 --> 00:05:35,992 Simple. Andy will get his driver's license. 152 00:05:36,077 --> 00:05:38,294 Enough putting it off. All you have left is the road test. 153 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,929 Mnh, uh, no, I'm good. 154 00:05:40,015 --> 00:05:42,699 Come on! When I was your age, I was dying to get my license. 155 00:05:42,767 --> 00:05:44,033 I could finally drive myself to the movies. 156 00:05:44,119 --> 00:05:45,001 Netflix. 157 00:05:45,070 --> 00:05:46,102 - The mall. - Amazon. 158 00:05:46,187 --> 00:05:47,353 - The record store. - Spotify, 159 00:05:47,439 --> 00:05:49,205 Apple Music, Tidal. 160 00:05:49,290 --> 00:05:51,257 I'm starting to understand a lot more about my credit card bill. 161 00:05:51,342 --> 00:05:53,559 Dad, everyone knows that, in five years, 162 00:05:53,611 --> 00:05:55,161 cars will be driving themselves. 163 00:05:55,196 --> 00:05:57,463 Okay, but for now, let's get your license, 164 00:05:57,515 --> 00:05:59,015 and then in five years, we'll reassess. 165 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,366 I'm making you an appointment at the DMV. 166 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:03,436 - I don't want my license. - You will drive, Andy! 167 00:06:03,471 --> 00:06:04,471 - Never! - Oh, you won't be saying 168 00:06:04,496 --> 00:06:05,405 that when I buy you a car. 169 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,156 - I'll reject that car. - Oh, really? 170 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:08,474 You're gonna reject an entry-level offering 171 00:06:08,543 --> 00:06:09,559 from a luxury brand? 172 00:06:09,644 --> 00:06:12,245 I don't care how luxurious it is, I will never get in it. 173 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:13,863 I'm getting you a car, and you're gonna drive it. 174 00:06:13,948 --> 00:06:15,214 And you're gonna feel the wind in your hair. 175 00:06:15,266 --> 00:06:16,849 - I'll shave my head. - And the sun on your back. 176 00:06:16,901 --> 00:06:19,389 - I'll wear a turtleneck sweater! - And the freedom of the open road. 177 00:06:19,414 --> 00:06:21,471 - Ah... - And that is final! 178 00:06:21,556 --> 00:06:24,090 Now give me a kiss. 179 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,575 Andy? 180 00:06:25,643 --> 00:06:27,093 I love you. 181 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:31,130 Wow. The auto industry's 182 00:06:31,166 --> 00:06:33,099 got their hooks in him pretty deep. 183 00:06:33,134 --> 00:06:36,569 Oh, why am I so nervous? 184 00:06:36,621 --> 00:06:38,154 All I'm doing is picking up a child 185 00:06:38,239 --> 00:06:39,589 and putting her in the car. 186 00:06:39,674 --> 00:06:41,974 Kidnappers do it every day! How hard can it be? 187 00:06:42,026 --> 00:06:44,794 We can still drive away. "Thelma & Louise" it. 188 00:06:44,879 --> 00:06:45,962 Ooh, I'm Susan Sarandon! 189 00:06:46,047 --> 00:06:48,231 - They both die. - Huh. Never saw it. 190 00:06:48,316 --> 00:06:49,916 Besides, I made a promise. 191 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,718 Fine! If your heart is set on this, 192 00:06:52,804 --> 00:06:54,987 you know what we need. 193 00:06:55,023 --> 00:06:57,590 Do it! Uh-huh. 194 00:06:57,625 --> 00:07:00,747 Now, this is how we get psyched. 195 00:07:00,919 --> 00:07:03,396 - All right. Okay. - ? She got both feet on the ground ? 196 00:07:03,442 --> 00:07:04,991 - I'm feeling it. - Damn right you are! 197 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:06,766 Now, tell me... Who made the hot list 198 00:07:06,818 --> 00:07:08,518 of best PR executives when she was 27? 199 00:07:08,586 --> 00:07:10,920 - That's me. - Who was asked to prom as a freshman? 200 00:07:11,005 --> 00:07:11,979 C'est moi. 201 00:07:12,004 --> 00:07:13,990 And who won their sixth grade spelling bee by a mile? 202 00:07:14,075 --> 00:07:16,409 - Steve Cribbs. - But who came in a distant second 203 00:07:16,494 --> 00:07:17,727 without studying like a nerd? 204 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:19,395 I did! 205 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:22,865 ? This girl is on fire! ? 206 00:07:22,951 --> 00:07:23,975 Whoo! 207 00:07:24,169 --> 00:07:29,338 ? This girl is on fire ? 208 00:07:29,424 --> 00:07:31,891 You can do anything. You're smart. You're hot. 209 00:07:31,926 --> 00:07:35,328 Now let's go get what's-her-face from ballet! 210 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:38,764 Be cool, act nonchalant. You do this all the time. 211 00:07:38,817 --> 00:07:41,167 That was a tad on the nose. 212 00:07:41,202 --> 00:07:43,836 - Alice! - Bunny! 213 00:07:43,888 --> 00:07:46,105 - How was class? - Good. I'm hungry. 214 00:07:46,157 --> 00:07:48,074 Kale chips, apple slices, or yogurt? 215 00:07:48,126 --> 00:07:49,575 Apples. 216 00:07:49,644 --> 00:07:51,093 - What?! - And I'm cold. 217 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:52,728 Oh. 218 00:07:52,814 --> 00:07:55,031 - Yes! - And I'm thirsty. 219 00:07:55,116 --> 00:07:58,134 - Nice! - And bored. 220 00:07:58,219 --> 00:07:59,702 Boom! You are nailing this! 221 00:07:59,787 --> 00:08:01,871 - I thought I had them. - Mom! 222 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:03,723 Do you need snacks? We have extra. 223 00:08:03,758 --> 00:08:04,857 Thank you. 224 00:08:04,893 --> 00:08:07,243 I'm over-prepared and super experienced. 225 00:08:07,328 --> 00:08:10,329 Okay, Bunny, let's roll. 226 00:08:10,415 --> 00:08:12,248 Why were we so scared of breaking the mom seal? 227 00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,766 This is mad cake. 228 00:08:13,852 --> 00:08:15,902 You know what? Let's not go home right away. 229 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,203 Maybe we should get some fro yo. 230 00:08:17,255 --> 00:08:17,970 What do you think? 231 00:08:18,006 --> 00:08:18,504 Yeah... 232 00:08:20,692 --> 00:08:22,642 - Oh, no. - Holy crap, you broke it! 233 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:25,211 - Are you okay? - I hit my head. It hurts. 234 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:27,346 Oh! It's okay. We got this. Wipe your prints and run! 235 00:08:27,398 --> 00:08:28,564 Okay, Bunny, it's okay. 236 00:08:28,650 --> 00:08:30,199 I know what to do because I am a grown-up, 237 00:08:30,285 --> 00:08:31,834 and grown-ups know what to do, okay? 238 00:08:31,903 --> 00:08:32,835 So let's do it. 239 00:08:35,273 --> 00:08:37,573 Can't this thing go any faster? 240 00:08:37,659 --> 00:08:39,525 Uh, ma'am, I think she's okay. 241 00:08:39,577 --> 00:08:40,626 I made a rooster. 242 00:08:40,712 --> 00:08:41,794 Listen, mister, when you have kids, 243 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:43,312 you can tell me how much to worry, okay? 244 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:44,363 I have six kids. 245 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,865 Well, aren't you fertile! 246 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,533 And congrats. That's a lot of kids. 247 00:08:47,619 --> 00:08:48,918 But I work with athletes, 248 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,920 and you can never tell how serious a concussion is. 249 00:08:51,005 --> 00:08:53,723 She could be bleeding to death inside her head right now! 250 00:08:53,791 --> 00:08:55,041 But you're not. Honey, you're gonna be fine. 251 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,792 Your daddy's gonna meet us at the hospital. 252 00:08:56,878 --> 00:08:58,694 For brain surgery. 253 00:08:58,780 --> 00:09:01,397 God, step on it, and give me some siren! 254 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,250 All right. 255 00:09:04,285 --> 00:09:06,102 Seat belt's fastened, mirror's checked. 256 00:09:06,187 --> 00:09:09,522 Now start the car. 257 00:09:09,607 --> 00:09:11,724 Should we check traffic and weather together on the 8s? 258 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,693 Andy, just start the car. 259 00:09:13,728 --> 00:09:15,411 You need the practice, bud. 260 00:09:15,496 --> 00:09:17,079 Okay, here I go. 261 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,881 Pulling out into possible gridlock 262 00:09:18,950 --> 00:09:21,851 and God knows what kind of weather system. 263 00:09:22,237 --> 00:09:24,737 - Dad, I am scared to drive! - What? 264 00:09:24,789 --> 00:09:26,706 Just like I was to run, bike, and skip. 265 00:09:26,741 --> 00:09:28,140 Why are you even surprised? 266 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:29,976 I don't know what you're saying right now. 267 00:09:30,011 --> 00:09:31,344 I mean, I still think self-driving cars 268 00:09:31,429 --> 00:09:32,428 will be the way of the future, 269 00:09:32,513 --> 00:09:34,981 but, for now, I'm just not ready. 270 00:09:35,016 --> 00:09:38,901 Look, it's okay to be scared, 271 00:09:38,987 --> 00:09:40,519 but do you think I'd want you driving 272 00:09:40,605 --> 00:09:42,521 if I didn't think you were ready? 273 00:09:42,573 --> 00:09:45,491 Come on. You got this. 274 00:09:45,526 --> 00:09:47,693 Hit it. 275 00:09:47,745 --> 00:09:49,362 - Okay. - Stop the car. 276 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:50,529 Bunny's at the hospital. 277 00:09:50,581 --> 00:09:52,081 Oh, thank God! I mean, is she okay? 278 00:09:52,166 --> 00:09:55,284 Oh, thank you, God. 279 00:09:58,256 --> 00:10:00,456 - Daddy! - Oh, hey, sweetie. 280 00:10:00,541 --> 00:10:01,791 Are you feeling okay? 281 00:10:01,876 --> 00:10:04,006 Yeah, I had the best day ever! 282 00:10:04,031 --> 00:10:06,397 Mr. Cooper, as you can see, your daughter's fine. 283 00:10:06,547 --> 00:10:09,382 Your girlfriend, however, was pretty riled up. 284 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:12,218 We gave her a sedative. 285 00:10:12,303 --> 00:10:13,719 Thank you. 286 00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:20,880 Hey. 287 00:10:21,012 --> 00:10:23,413 Why am I here? 288 00:10:23,481 --> 00:10:25,048 Please take me to my apartment 289 00:10:25,133 --> 00:10:27,450 where I can die of shame in peace. 290 00:10:27,485 --> 00:10:29,469 Come on. So you overreacted. 291 00:10:29,554 --> 00:10:30,903 You're new at this. 292 00:10:30,972 --> 00:10:33,239 When Andy was a baby, I thought every sneeze was T.B. 293 00:10:33,324 --> 00:10:34,590 Your reaction falls into a category 294 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,059 I would call "normal plus." 295 00:10:36,111 --> 00:10:37,994 - "Normal plus"? - Yeah. 296 00:10:38,029 --> 00:10:38,995 Normal, plus what you did. 297 00:10:40,131 --> 00:10:42,315 Trust me, next time, you'll be better. 298 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,733 Homie say next time? 299 00:10:43,802 --> 00:10:45,551 You just got to get back on the horse. 300 00:10:45,637 --> 00:10:47,403 What do you think about picking up Bunny again tomorrow? 301 00:10:47,489 --> 00:10:50,706 - Homie say tomorrow? - Pretending I agree with your reasoning, 302 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,676 - tomorrow seems soon. - Honey, you're gonna be great. 303 00:10:53,745 --> 00:10:55,928 So you messed up. It's not gonna happen again. 304 00:10:56,014 --> 00:10:58,064 The Titanic didn't sink twice. 305 00:10:59,918 --> 00:11:03,703 That's because it was at the bottom of the ocean. 306 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,655 Hey, boss lady. Reminder... 307 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:08,508 You have "Scary, scary ballet time" at 3:30. 308 00:11:08,593 --> 00:11:09,942 I think I saw them at Coachella. 309 00:11:10,028 --> 00:11:12,078 It's not a band. It's an errand I'm dreading. 310 00:11:12,163 --> 00:11:13,930 Pretty sure it's a band, pretty sure my cousin's in it, 311 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,131 pretty sure they swept the VMAs. 312 00:11:15,183 --> 00:11:17,133 Anyway, this skinny kid is here to see you. 313 00:11:17,202 --> 00:11:18,918 I prefer skinny young adult. 314 00:11:19,003 --> 00:11:20,837 Andy. Hi. 315 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,038 Is everything okay? 316 00:11:22,107 --> 00:11:23,189 Yes, yes. Well, no. 317 00:11:23,274 --> 00:11:25,324 No, Alice, it's not, and thank you for asking. 318 00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:28,010 I need to talk to an adult who's not my dad but knows him. 319 00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:30,029 I didn't have your number, but it was very easy for me 320 00:11:30,115 --> 00:11:31,747 - to find your work address online. - Yeah. 321 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,141 Along with a rumor you dated A-Rod. 322 00:11:34,202 --> 00:11:35,401 How can I help you? 323 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,086 - It's Ben. - Uh-huh. 324 00:11:37,138 --> 00:11:38,354 - My dad. - Yes. 325 00:11:38,389 --> 00:11:40,490 He wants me to get my driver's license so bad 326 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,725 he even threatened to buy me my own car. 327 00:11:42,811 --> 00:11:43,726 It's horrible. 328 00:11:43,795 --> 00:11:45,161 Why don't you want to drive? 329 00:11:45,213 --> 00:11:47,847 Because I'm scared. I am afraid to drive. 330 00:11:47,932 --> 00:11:50,199 You know me... I am a mess! 331 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,451 I-In what world does it make sense 332 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,770 for me to get behind the wheel of a car? 333 00:11:54,856 --> 00:11:56,539 I mean, what if I hurt someone? 334 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,891 That I get. 335 00:11:58,977 --> 00:12:00,193 You know what you should do 336 00:12:00,278 --> 00:12:01,377 if you're afraid to drive? 337 00:12:01,412 --> 00:12:02,962 Not drive. 338 00:12:03,047 --> 00:12:04,514 I've been thinking about this a lot lately, 339 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,415 and I don't think anyone should have to do anything 340 00:12:06,451 --> 00:12:08,084 that they are afraid to do. 341 00:12:08,153 --> 00:12:09,435 - Really? - Yes. 342 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,537 Fear is your body's way of telling you not to do something. 343 00:12:11,623 --> 00:12:13,256 If you're afraid to drive, just walk. 344 00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:16,225 Or jog if you're in a hurry. 345 00:12:16,294 --> 00:12:18,077 Thank you. Thank you. 346 00:12:18,163 --> 00:12:21,531 That is exactly the wonderful advice I wanted to hear. 347 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:22,865 You know, I'm gonna go home. 348 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,800 I'm gonna say, "Hey, Dad... 349 00:12:24,836 --> 00:12:26,435 I am a walker." 350 00:12:26,487 --> 00:12:29,972 If you ever need anything, I owe you big time. 351 00:12:32,810 --> 00:12:34,544 A-Andy? 352 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:37,013 I actually could use a favor. 353 00:12:44,672 --> 00:12:48,925 Andy, what did I say about taking Uber? 354 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:49,759 Bunny? 355 00:12:49,844 --> 00:12:51,611 Five stars, Jasmine! 356 00:12:51,696 --> 00:12:53,279 Hey, Dad. I have to go potty. 357 00:12:53,364 --> 00:12:55,298 Do not disturb me. 358 00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:57,733 What is happening right now? 359 00:12:57,785 --> 00:12:59,068 Dad, I know what you're thinking. 360 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,003 Don't worry. I didn't use your Uber account. 361 00:13:01,055 --> 00:13:02,738 Alice let me use hers to pick up Bunny instead. 362 00:13:02,790 --> 00:13:04,207 Alice? Why were you with Alice? 363 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,408 Oh, I stopped by her office, 364 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,993 and we had this long, productive talk, 365 00:13:07,061 --> 00:13:08,728 and she told me that I should embrace my fear, 366 00:13:08,813 --> 00:13:10,830 so I'm never driving. 367 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,249 - U-Um, what? - Fear is my friend, Dad. 368 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,184 Fear is my lover and my master. 369 00:13:15,236 --> 00:13:16,903 I walk at my own pace. 370 00:13:16,988 --> 00:13:18,287 Which I will be doing a lot of 371 00:13:18,356 --> 00:13:20,389 because of what I said re driving. 372 00:13:20,441 --> 00:13:21,991 Andy, this can't be what she meant. 373 00:13:22,026 --> 00:13:23,626 Oh, no, she was extremely clear. 374 00:13:23,661 --> 00:13:26,012 Like the tears I cry when I think about driving. 375 00:13:28,032 --> 00:13:30,049 You will drive, Andrew! 376 00:13:30,134 --> 00:13:31,500 Ben wants to come have a talk. 377 00:13:31,552 --> 00:13:32,818 Who comes anywhere and talks? 378 00:13:32,904 --> 00:13:34,904 Like, just send the rest in a text, buddy. 379 00:13:34,956 --> 00:13:37,673 Yeah, seriously. I hate when people want to talk about stuff. 380 00:13:37,759 --> 00:13:39,642 Just bottle it up inside like the rest of us. 381 00:13:39,727 --> 00:13:41,577 You know it has to do with me and the kids. 382 00:13:41,663 --> 00:13:43,713 I didn't do anything wrong. Bunny got home. 383 00:13:43,798 --> 00:13:45,311 In style. 384 00:13:45,429 --> 00:13:47,034 If Ben is asking me to help with the kids, 385 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,084 he's got to let me do it my way. 386 00:13:48,152 --> 00:13:49,748 - The Alice way. - Exactly. 387 00:13:49,819 --> 00:13:51,387 Yeah, like sending the kids home in a limo 388 00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:53,456 instead of driving them around like a lame-ass. 389 00:13:53,491 --> 00:13:54,924 I wouldn't say it like that, really. 390 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,259 Or telling a scaredy-cat teen 391 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,591 to embrace his fear and live life like a pedestrian. 392 00:13:58,653 --> 00:14:01,430 - I feel like there are better examples. - Mm, not really. 393 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,099 Maybe I did mess up. 394 00:14:03,151 --> 00:14:04,984 God, I need a drink. 395 00:14:05,069 --> 00:14:07,119 Now that we agree on. 396 00:14:07,205 --> 00:14:09,455 Nothing soothes like ice-cold vodka. 397 00:14:09,524 --> 00:14:11,073 That's actually ice cream, 398 00:14:11,109 --> 00:14:12,325 which you are putting in the microwave. 399 00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:13,709 What's happening? What's happening? 400 00:14:13,778 --> 00:14:15,127 I'm heating up some mint chocolate chip. 401 00:14:15,213 --> 00:14:16,479 To drink? 402 00:14:16,531 --> 00:14:18,447 It's the only thing that calms my nerves these days. 403 00:14:18,499 --> 00:14:20,512 I think I've built up a full immunity to whiskey. 404 00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:30,526 Oh, yeah. That's doing the trick. 405 00:14:30,561 --> 00:14:31,644 I told you. 406 00:14:31,729 --> 00:14:33,696 I'm feeling good in all sorts of places. 407 00:14:37,935 --> 00:14:39,819 Hey, babe. 408 00:14:39,904 --> 00:14:41,587 What a wonderful surprise. Come on in. 409 00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:44,974 I'll heat you up some mint chocolate chip. 410 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,576 Um, Andy's under the impression 411 00:14:47,612 --> 00:14:49,362 that you advised him to be ruled by fear. 412 00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:50,819 This is a misunderstanding, no? 413 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,765 - I never said "ruled." - Okay, Alice... 414 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,834 Okay, I let the conversation get away from me, 415 00:14:54,919 --> 00:14:56,118 but, yeah, I said sometimes, 416 00:14:56,204 --> 00:14:58,337 when you are scared of something, 417 00:14:58,423 --> 00:14:59,555 it's okay to back off. 418 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,574 So that explains why Bunny was in the Uber. 419 00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:02,541 If you didn't want to pick her up, 420 00:15:02,627 --> 00:15:03,509 you should have just told me. 421 00:15:03,594 --> 00:15:04,927 Could I have? 'Cause I tried, 422 00:15:04,979 --> 00:15:06,946 and you told me to get back on the horse. 423 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,115 Maybe some people should not ride horses. 424 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,383 What are you trying to say here? 425 00:15:10,468 --> 00:15:13,519 I'm trying to say maybe I should 426 00:15:13,604 --> 00:15:14,737 take a step back 427 00:15:14,772 --> 00:15:16,572 on the whole me helping with the kids thing. 428 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,125 Great. 429 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,426 Because after today's events, 430 00:15:20,511 --> 00:15:22,178 I was gonna say the same thing, so... 431 00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:25,064 Great. 432 00:15:25,149 --> 00:15:26,115 Great. 433 00:15:31,656 --> 00:15:36,325 Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! 434 00:15:36,377 --> 00:15:39,211 Sure you don't want to give whiskey another shot? 435 00:15:43,328 --> 00:15:45,124 It's not that I don't want to help with the kids. 436 00:15:45,204 --> 00:15:47,405 It's just what if I suck at it? 437 00:15:47,499 --> 00:15:49,248 Is that gonna be a deal breaker with Ben? 438 00:15:49,334 --> 00:15:50,833 It kind of freaks me out, you know? 439 00:15:50,919 --> 00:15:52,685 Uh, I don't think you're supposed to talk during this. 440 00:15:52,737 --> 00:15:54,270 My parents were garbage. 441 00:15:54,356 --> 00:15:55,872 I don't even know what good parents look like. 442 00:15:55,957 --> 00:15:56,973 That's not true. 443 00:15:57,058 --> 00:15:58,891 You watched "The Cosby Show" all the time. 444 00:15:58,943 --> 00:16:00,993 There's something I have to tell you about him. Later. 445 00:16:01,046 --> 00:16:03,262 Look, if you want to bail on this whole Ben thing, 446 00:16:03,314 --> 00:16:05,365 my "Thelma & Louise" pitch is still on the table 447 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,749 in a very real way. 448 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,885 - Still no. - Fine. 449 00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:11,320 If you want this to work, then you got to dive in. 450 00:16:11,389 --> 00:16:13,373 Ben's not asking you to be perfect... 451 00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:17,060 he's just asking you to try. 452 00:16:17,128 --> 00:16:18,761 Thanks, Mary. 453 00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,646 You should go talk to Ben. 454 00:16:20,682 --> 00:16:22,815 I should go talk to Ben. 455 00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:25,968 So what's the deal with Dr. Huxtable? 456 00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:29,989 Hello? 457 00:16:30,075 --> 00:16:31,090 Hey, Andy. 458 00:16:31,176 --> 00:16:32,141 Where's your dad? 459 00:16:32,227 --> 00:16:33,659 Alice, my friend. 460 00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:35,795 You are a sight for sore eyes. 461 00:16:35,847 --> 00:16:38,197 What's going on? Are you okay? 462 00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,199 Not in so many letters. 463 00:16:40,235 --> 00:16:43,019 At first, I thought embracing my fear was the answer, 464 00:16:43,104 --> 00:16:45,571 but now I-I'm not so sure. 465 00:16:45,623 --> 00:16:47,206 I feel like... like... 466 00:16:47,258 --> 00:16:51,144 What's another way of saying "empty pointless loser"? 467 00:16:51,229 --> 00:16:54,580 Andy, I was wrong. 468 00:16:54,632 --> 00:16:57,867 You can conquer your fears, and you should. 469 00:16:57,952 --> 00:16:59,385 But how? 470 00:16:59,421 --> 00:17:01,888 Let's start by changing the music. 471 00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:04,257 May I? 472 00:17:04,292 --> 00:17:06,125 Okay. 473 00:17:06,211 --> 00:17:10,246 Now, listen to this music and tell me what you feel. 474 00:17:10,331 --> 00:17:15,701 - ? She's just a girl, and she's on fire ? - I guess I feel... sad, still. 475 00:17:15,753 --> 00:17:18,721 I mean, a young lady is evidently being burned alive 476 00:17:18,807 --> 00:17:21,240 and Alicia Keys is just going on about it. 477 00:17:21,326 --> 00:17:22,742 Um, okay. 478 00:17:22,794 --> 00:17:25,561 Maybe don't take the lyrics quite so literally. 479 00:17:25,647 --> 00:17:27,947 - Oh. Okay, yeah. - Yeah. 480 00:17:27,982 --> 00:17:30,333 - ? But she knows she can fly away ? - I see what you're going for here. 481 00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:31,729 It's cool, it's cool. 482 00:17:31,754 --> 00:17:34,020 Yeah? Feels pretty good, right? 483 00:17:34,105 --> 00:17:35,955 Not gonna lie, it kind of does. 484 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,256 Feels like you can do anything, yeah? 485 00:17:37,308 --> 00:17:39,025 Yeah. It... It really does. 486 00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:41,794 - Like you can conquer all your fears? - Oh, you bet I can. 487 00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:44,096 - Even driving? - You know what? 488 00:17:44,132 --> 00:17:45,481 ? ...head in the clouds ? 489 00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:46,899 - I think I can! - You know you can! 490 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,951 I feel like I could even drive right now! 491 00:17:49,037 --> 00:17:50,837 You know why? Because... 492 00:17:50,922 --> 00:17:55,308 ? This girl is on fire! ? 493 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,577 Dude! You made that left like a boss! 494 00:17:57,662 --> 00:18:00,897 Yeah, I did. 'Cause this girl is on fire! 495 00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:02,982 I-I mean boy. I mean me. 496 00:18:03,017 --> 00:18:04,367 Yeah, you know what I'm saying. 497 00:18:04,452 --> 00:18:06,252 I told you. It's all about that pump-up song. 498 00:18:06,304 --> 00:18:07,420 Yeah, you were so right. 499 00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:09,272 I really do feel like I can do anything. 500 00:18:09,357 --> 00:18:11,741 Want to go crush that driving test? 501 00:18:11,826 --> 00:18:13,459 Let's do it. 502 00:18:15,063 --> 00:18:17,263 Hello, Father. 503 00:18:18,032 --> 00:18:19,738 - Help yourself. - No, thank you. 504 00:18:19,763 --> 00:18:21,133 Hey, do you feel like I push you into things 505 00:18:21,169 --> 00:18:22,435 without thinking about your feelings? 506 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,036 - Yeah. - With what? 507 00:18:24,072 --> 00:18:25,872 - School. - Besides school. 508 00:18:25,957 --> 00:18:27,206 Doing good in school. 509 00:18:27,242 --> 00:18:29,242 I think it's doing "well" in school, but... 510 00:18:29,277 --> 00:18:30,576 those are things parents are supposed to do. 511 00:18:30,628 --> 00:18:31,878 You asked, I answered. 512 00:18:31,930 --> 00:18:34,497 Mm. But if this is about the whole Andy driving thing, 513 00:18:34,566 --> 00:18:36,816 Alice came by, dropped off these cupcakes, 514 00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:37,917 and took him out for a spin. 515 00:18:38,002 --> 00:18:39,552 Wait. What? 516 00:18:39,604 --> 00:18:41,521 Our Andy? Our Alice? 517 00:18:41,573 --> 00:18:43,406 Honestly, they're both yours. 518 00:18:43,491 --> 00:18:44,540 Dad! 519 00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:46,192 Dad. 520 00:18:46,227 --> 00:18:48,394 Guess what I just did. 521 00:18:48,463 --> 00:18:50,880 - Shut up. Is that your driver's license? - Yeah. 522 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,632 Dude! That is huge! 523 00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:54,450 I'm so proud of you, man. 524 00:18:54,536 --> 00:18:56,419 - I knew you could do it. - Me too. 525 00:18:56,504 --> 00:18:58,137 I mean, after a lot of not knowing. 526 00:18:58,172 --> 00:19:00,423 Come on, dude. Let's take a selfie with that thing. 527 00:19:00,508 --> 00:19:04,744 It's the only good social media you've had in years. 528 00:19:04,779 --> 00:19:07,213 I don't want to brag, but I'm an American hero. 529 00:19:07,248 --> 00:19:08,748 How'd you get him to drive? 530 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,400 What happened? I thought you were taking a... 531 00:19:13,855 --> 00:19:15,988 I do want to help with the kids. 532 00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:17,106 Even if it's scary 533 00:19:17,191 --> 00:19:18,674 and I feel like I'm gonna screw them up, 534 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,626 because that's how we'll grow, 535 00:19:20,678 --> 00:19:21,844 you and me. 536 00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:23,679 I think I'm gonna cry hard tears of joy right now. 537 00:19:23,765 --> 00:19:25,848 Please do not. 538 00:19:25,934 --> 00:19:28,184 Look, I'm sorry I got judgmental. 539 00:19:28,269 --> 00:19:29,769 Parenting is a learning curve, 540 00:19:29,804 --> 00:19:31,604 and you need to go at your own pace to feel supported. 541 00:19:31,656 --> 00:19:34,857 You know, it's actually kind of cool with kids. 542 00:19:34,943 --> 00:19:39,745 The lows are low, but the highs are, like... 543 00:19:39,781 --> 00:19:41,948 some things I used to do and I don't anymore. 544 00:19:42,033 --> 00:19:43,699 I mean, occasionally, at a party. 545 00:19:43,785 --> 00:19:45,451 Not all the time. Not the hard stuff. 546 00:19:45,503 --> 00:19:46,786 And never around the kids... That I know. 547 00:19:46,838 --> 00:19:49,338 Not around the kids and do not sell it to them. 548 00:19:49,424 --> 00:19:51,457 Alice, are you taking me to dance class? 549 00:19:51,542 --> 00:19:53,542 - I'd be happy to. - Uh, thank you, sweetie, 550 00:19:53,628 --> 00:19:55,044 but, actually, I got this covered. 551 00:19:55,129 --> 00:19:57,847 Andy, come in here and drive your sister to dance class! 552 00:19:57,932 --> 00:20:00,132 God, that felt good. 553 00:20:01,299 --> 00:20:05,189 I'm doing it! I am driving! Andy to the max! 554 00:20:05,299 --> 00:20:06,465 Good job, buddy. 555 00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:08,801 This is freedom. This is the open road. 556 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,269 The wind in our hair! 557 00:20:10,371 --> 00:20:11,537 Why is everybody yelling? 558 00:20:11,639 --> 00:20:13,072 'Cause yelling is fun! 559 00:20:13,174 --> 00:20:18,143 ? This girl is on fire ? 560 00:20:18,246 --> 00:20:23,949 ? This girl is on fire ? 561 00:20:24,051 --> 00:20:28,320 ? She's walking on fire ? 562 00:20:28,422 --> 00:20:29,755 ? This girl is... ?