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Hey, Mom, I gotta go, I'm at work now.

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- Yeah, me too.
- Oh, hi.

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- Hi, Mom.
- Yeah, hey.

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It's not real Starbucks.

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Daddy gave me one of those
Sofia Vergara coffee machines

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so I make it in that and then I put it

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in old Starbucks cups.
That's money in my pocket.

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You ready for your first
full day as an intern?

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Ooh, yes, Katie, it's
gonna be so much fun.

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Like when I went to all
of third grade with you.

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Yeah, I didn't love that.

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Yeah, me either. I got a C in math.

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Ugh, of course, Greg finally
starts letting me produce

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lead stories, and it's the
slowest news day of the year.

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Well, if you're looking
for a good story...

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Do not say Angie seeing
a ghost down the shore.

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I wasn't going to.

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But, Katie, she really saw him.

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Mom, this is my big shot, okay?

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I just don't want to screw it up.

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You won't, pumpkin.

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Just work hard and stay focused, like me.

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You think it's easy
juggling an internship

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and taking care of
your father? Oh, shoot.

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I forgot to give him dinner last night.

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- And going to school.
- Yeah.

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That's what I was supposed
to do yesterday, damn it!

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Morning, everyone. Who
has segment pitches?

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Oh, before we begin, I'd
like to say a few words.

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Ooh, actually, interns aren't
allowed in this meeting.

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I just want to say

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how excited I am to be here.

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And I want to thank Greg for hiring me,

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and, oh, Portia for
that great interaction

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on the elevator this morning.

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And thank you, Carol,

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for your interesting take on
the Black Lives Matter movement.

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And my daughter Katie,
the love of my life.

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When she was born, I
needed an episiotomy...

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Okay. That's good, that's enough.

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- Mom.
- Okay. Thank you.

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Well, it seems we have a
slow news day on our hands.

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CNN is just playing "Death Becomes Her."

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Ooh, I have a pitch.

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Okay, you know the meme of
Kermit drinking root beer?

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Okay, well, you know the rapper Plerp?

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Whatever.

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I'll just riff on the housing crisis.

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Okay, Gene, you can produce that.

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Produce what?

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- Oh, the AP is reporting...
- Mom, can you not...

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A black bear got loose in Central Park.

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Yeah, I'll produce that.

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But it was quickly sedated

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and put back in its cage at the zoo.

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Sure, Katie, it's yours.

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No, that's okay, honey,
'cause it sounds dangerous.

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Are you sure you had
your thyroid checked?

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Uh, the INS hired a new
Communications Director.

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Katie should produce that. She has IBS...

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Not the diarrhea kind,
the kind where you can't...

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No, Mo... he said "INS"! Come on, Mom.

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Karen, try to be professional.

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You can't talk to Carol that way.

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What did I miss?

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Karen has IBS.

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I... do...

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Well, this is a total disaster.

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It's my mom, she just
humiliated me in a meeting.

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She treats me like a baby still.

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Well, you're lucky. I
had to grow up too fast.

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I managed a McDonald's when I was ten.

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I don't know what I expected.

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She's always been a helicopter parent.

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You should have seen the first
time I tried to ride a bike.

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Oh, it's okay, baby.

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That evil bike is never
gonna hurt you again.

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Dave, smash it!

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You got it, dear.

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And, you know, to this day,

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I never learned how to ride a bike.

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You see?

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That there's the problem
with helicopter parenting.

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You end up with emotionally
stunted adult kids

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who can't do anything for themselves.

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No way, if I couldn't
do anything for myself,

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I'd still be on my parents' insurance.

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But I don't have any insurance.

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Unh. Oh.

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Come on, you can't even get
around the city by yourself.

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You got lost on your way
to my Chilean dance recital.

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Yeah, that's why I missed that.

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Well, it's okay. I have a video of it.

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That's great.

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I wish she would back off
and just let me be an adult.

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Look, if you really want to be an adult,

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you have to set a boundary.

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How do you set a boundary with a woman

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who posts pictures of
you in a bathroom stall

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with the caption, "Stronger
than IBS #Soproud"?

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Say you're her co-worker now

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and you need to be treated that way.

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Just like I told my little
brother at McDonald's.

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Yeah. You're right.

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Okay. I'll talk to her.

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- Thanks, Justin.
- Check this out.

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I do a cool flip.

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Thank you for coming by.

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Unfortunately, I have
some rather difficult news.

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The Geppetto who made
you has passed away?

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Last night, for the first time ever,

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"The Chip and Chet Report"
beat us in the ratings.

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Oh, my God, I love those guys!

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They're co-anchors, but
they're also best friends.

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And speaking of President
Francois Hollande,

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Chet and I took our wives on a cruise

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down the French Riviera last summer.

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A slide show of goofy
photos from that trip

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after the break.

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Also ahead, the results
of our viewer poll:

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should we buy a dog together?

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- I hope they say yes.
- Stay with us.

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- Yeah, that is a great tie.
- It is a great tie.

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We should switch ties after the break.

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The network believes the
reason for our ratings slip

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is that viewers...

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- Hate Chuck.
- Hate Portia.

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Best of luck in
your future endeavors.

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Feel that you two are not friends.

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Oh. That's because we're not.

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Once, we both crossed the
street to avoid each other,

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and we ended up on the
same side of the street.

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Look, the network is just asking

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if you could do a little friendly banter

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at the end of the show.

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Sounds neat. Thank you, Greg.

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Wow, that is a massive relief.

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Thank you for ruining the
show and dropping a steamer

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on my journalistic integrity!

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News is not the place for small
talk and personal opinions.

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That's the problem with journalism today.

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It's more about the personality

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saying the news than the news itself!

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A real newsman

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has no personality.

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Walter Cronkite said one
thing at the end of his show.

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"And that's the way it is."

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Not, "I feel meh today."

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Or, uh, "Mm, I like
breakfast for dinner."

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I, for one, will not
be betraying the news.

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I'm not a Benedict Arnold like you!

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Yeah, Benedict Arnold was the
only one who wasn't a traitor!

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Chuck does have a point.

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Except in the digital
era, well-reasoned opinions

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are more valuable than the archaic model

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of so-called "objective journalism."

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Also, what's a Walter Conkrite?

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Uh-oh.

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- Mom.
- Mm-hmm?

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We need to talk.

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Oh, God, you're pregnant. It's okay.

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We'll pretend it's mine, and
tell him you're his sister.

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No, about you being here.

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If this is gonna work, you and I need to

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establish some boundaries.

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Well, sounds good. Tell me more.

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Your hand is up my shirt.

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I'm just making sure you're
not wearing an underwire bra.

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I read that they cause breast cancer...

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Wait, I don't read.

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You know what? It was a dream.

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Oh, my...

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Okay, listen.

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When you and I are at the office,

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we are co-workers, okay?

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So before you do anything,
just ask yourself,

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"Would I do this to another co-worker?"

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That's not gonna help.

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I just rubbed Icy Hot on Justin's quads.

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Please, Mom, I've worked so
hard to be taken seriously here.

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I really need you to do this for me.

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Okay. I get it.

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You know what? From now on,

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I'm not gonna treat you
like my daughter at work.

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No more meddling.

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I promise.

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- Really?
- Really.

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Wendelson, your bear escaped again.

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They're evacuating the park.

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Oh, my God.

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This is like a real story.

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If I can sneak in Central Park,

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I'll get an exclusive.

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Yeah, but be careful,

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it already attacked a woman.

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At least, they think it was a woman.

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There was nothing left,
just her blonde hair.

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Wait!

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What, Mom?

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Have fun!

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"What do you do

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"when your daughter is going
to report on a dangerous story

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"and you don't want her to go,

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"but you promised you
wouldn't treat her like a baby

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"in the workplace?

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Sincerely, Carol Wendelson."

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_

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Oh, darn.

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Carol.

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I need a favor.

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I'm sure you know why I hired you.

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To organize the company talent show?

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No. Please don't do that.

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I hired you because you
have a way with Chuck.

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Now, the network wants a little
banter at the end of the show,

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and I need you to get him on board.

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- Oh.
- All right?

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Oh, and have you seen Katie?

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I need her to sign a waiver
before she leaves for the park.

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A waiver, what for?

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It's just standard
maim-and-dismemberment form.

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The kind that Ron signed before he died.

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Okay, I'll speak to Chuck

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but only if you take my
precious baby off that story.

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You know what I love?

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Chitchat!

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I'm not doing it.

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Chuck, you got to help me.

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Greg says that if you
don't do banter on the show,

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he's gonna kill my Katie.

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That monster.

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But I'm sorry, Carol, the answer is no.

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Banter is undignified and I won't do it!

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Why are you getting so mad?

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Whenever my Katie used
to throw a tantrum,

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it was always about something else.

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Are you hungry? Tired?

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Teething? Scared?

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I'm not scared.

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Ding, ding, ding.

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I'm not.

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- I'm amazing at banter.
- Mm-hmm.

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I once kept the conversation
going for five hours

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at Wolf Blitzer's birthday party,

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and I was the only one who showed up!

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Oh, what's the problem then?

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Her! Her!

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I can't talk to her!

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Portia and I have nothing in common!

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When she first started here,

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we went to lunch together.

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So, did you, uh, have a nice weekend?

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I did.

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This weekend, I went
to go see The Weekend

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at Avicii's pop-up club, Weekend.

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That was three years ago.

257
00:09:15,183 --> 00:09:16,883
We haven't had a conversation since.

258
00:09:16,950 --> 00:09:19,117
It's hard, you're from
a different generation.

259
00:09:19,186 --> 00:09:21,420
I don't know what anybody's
talking about anymore.

260
00:09:21,488 --> 00:09:22,554
Me either.

261
00:09:22,623 --> 00:09:24,389
- Like, who is Snapchat?
- Ah.

262
00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:25,390
Is he one of the Minions?

263
00:09:25,459 --> 00:09:27,359
And are they all Pokemen?

264
00:09:27,428 --> 00:09:28,860
I saw "Hamilton."

265
00:09:28,929 --> 00:09:30,662
I was like, "Huh?"

266
00:09:30,731 --> 00:09:33,131
I mean, George Washington
wasn't black, right?

267
00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:35,233
Or is it one of those things
where you don't know for sure?

268
00:09:35,302 --> 00:09:37,269
You know, like Santa Claus or Jesus?

269
00:09:37,338 --> 00:09:38,753
I didn't get it either.

270
00:09:38,972 --> 00:09:41,573
Maybe you just need experience
talking to young people.

271
00:09:41,642 --> 00:09:43,809
At least I get to practice with Katie.

272
00:09:43,877 --> 00:09:45,010
God, I love her.

273
00:09:45,079 --> 00:09:46,978
I really hope she doesn't die.

274
00:09:47,047 --> 00:09:48,647
Right. Maybe I just need

275
00:09:48,716 --> 00:09:50,882
- a little more practice.
- Yes!

276
00:09:50,951 --> 00:09:52,784
You know, there's lots of
young women in the office.

277
00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:54,720
Just trying chatting with one of them.

278
00:09:54,788 --> 00:09:56,555
That is a great i...

279
00:09:56,623 --> 00:09:57,756
I'm sorry!

280
00:09:57,825 --> 00:09:58,857
But lesson learned:

281
00:09:58,926 --> 00:10:00,425
don't banter about how someone

282
00:10:00,494 --> 00:10:02,627
has a Puerto Rican ass for a white girl.

283
00:10:07,835 --> 00:10:09,234
Something wrong, pumpkin?

284
00:10:09,303 --> 00:10:11,570
Yeah. I am so mad right now.

285
00:10:11,638 --> 00:10:13,472
Oh, I know, but don't be mad at me.

286
00:10:13,540 --> 00:10:14,840
You're all I have in this world.

287
00:10:14,908 --> 00:10:17,542
Well, except your
father, but he's boring.

288
00:10:19,279 --> 00:10:21,146
Greg gave my story to Gene.

289
00:10:21,215 --> 00:10:23,448
Oh, it's okay, honey.

290
00:10:23,517 --> 00:10:25,251
Mommy's here.

291
00:10:25,282 --> 00:10:27,652
He said it was too dangerous.

292
00:10:27,721 --> 00:10:29,354
What a jerk.

293
00:10:29,844 --> 00:10:32,324
No one believes that
women can do anything.

294
00:10:32,393 --> 00:10:34,593
You know, I once ate a 150-ounce steak

295
00:10:34,661 --> 00:10:36,728
faster than any man at Golden Corral.

296
00:10:36,797 --> 00:10:38,096
Greg is a jerk.

297
00:10:38,165 --> 00:10:39,898
We should throw acid on him or something.

298
00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:41,566
Or I could just go talk to him again.

299
00:10:41,635 --> 00:10:43,187
No, no, no, don't do that.

300
00:10:43,604 --> 00:10:46,602
Skunks like Greg, you know,
they never admit they're wrong.

301
00:10:47,207 --> 00:10:48,840
Why don't you go behind his back?

302
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:51,267
Take the day off and go
to the movies with me.

303
00:10:52,012 --> 00:10:52,944
Wait a minute, you're right.

304
00:10:53,013 --> 00:10:53,945
I should go behind his back.

305
00:10:54,014 --> 00:10:56,214
Great, why don't we see
that new Nancy Meyers movie

306
00:10:56,283 --> 00:10:57,916
where Chris Hemsworth builds a gazebo

307
00:10:57,985 --> 00:11:00,018
and then marries a 100-year-old woman?

308
00:11:00,087 --> 00:11:02,020
No, no, no, I meant you're right.

309
00:11:02,089 --> 00:11:04,573
I should go rogue and
report my story anyway.

310
00:11:05,470 --> 00:11:06,124
What?

311
00:11:06,193 --> 00:11:07,893
I just need to get rid of Gene.

312
00:11:07,961 --> 00:11:09,861
You know, I'm pretty sure
some of those Jewish holidays

313
00:11:09,905 --> 00:11:11,340
he takes off are made up.

314
00:11:11,365 --> 00:11:13,431
Okay, I'll threaten to tell Greg
that there's no such thing as

315
00:11:13,501 --> 00:11:15,234
Hha Hha Hha Hazad

316
00:11:15,303 --> 00:11:18,070
and you tell Wayne the cameraman
to meet me by the news van.

317
00:11:18,139 --> 00:11:19,038
Oh, crud.

318
00:11:19,107 --> 00:11:20,673
- What?
- Hmm?

319
00:11:20,742 --> 00:11:22,708
Oh, crud? Oh, it's... This
expression from the '70s.

320
00:11:22,777 --> 00:11:24,343
You know, it means "cool," like "boss"

321
00:11:24,412 --> 00:11:26,012
or "can you dig it?"

322
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,147
Mom, I know I said I
didn't need a mom at work,

323
00:11:28,216 --> 00:11:30,182
but I do.

324
00:11:30,251 --> 00:11:31,550
- Oh.
- Thank you.

325
00:11:36,931 --> 00:11:38,397
Oh. Hi, Mom.

326
00:11:38,459 --> 00:11:40,425
Gene was cool with me taking the story.

327
00:11:40,493 --> 00:11:43,494
Turns out he had to leave early
anyway for "Rik Machanach."

328
00:11:43,563 --> 00:11:44,996
Yeah. Let's go, Wayne.

329
00:11:45,064 --> 00:11:46,741
Yeah.

330
00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,466
Uh-oh, Wendelson,

331
00:11:48,534 --> 00:11:49,600
we got a flat.

332
00:11:49,669 --> 00:11:51,435
Oh, you have got to be kidding me!

333
00:11:51,504 --> 00:11:52,703
Mm-mm.

334
00:11:52,772 --> 00:11:55,006
Damn, that looks like a puncture.

335
00:11:55,074 --> 00:11:57,908
You know, I bet it was a nail or a screw.

336
00:11:57,977 --> 00:11:59,210
Now, the smart money is on a nail

337
00:11:59,279 --> 00:12:00,611
but you can never count out a screw.

338
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:04,015
Oh, that is a shame. Oh!

339
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,433
Oh, well, Katie,

340
00:12:05,501 --> 00:12:07,702
I guess the only thing
left for us to do now

341
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:10,671
is shop for seasonal
table runners at HomeGoods.

342
00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:11,867
I'll drive.

343
00:12:12,048 --> 00:12:13,674
Oh, my God, Mom. I forgot.

344
00:12:13,743 --> 00:12:15,602
You have a car. I'll
take that to the park.

345
00:12:15,933 --> 00:12:17,433
Oh, no, no, no, you know what?

346
00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:19,869
Remember, I took you off our insurance,

347
00:12:19,937 --> 00:12:22,304
so I could use the money to
buy more boysenberry bombs

348
00:12:22,373 --> 00:12:23,806
on my "Biscuit Blitz" game.

349
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,315
Fine, then you drive us.

350
00:12:25,663 --> 00:12:27,271
Oh, crud!

351
00:12:31,823 --> 00:12:32,890
And that's our show.

352
00:12:32,933 --> 00:12:36,537
Tune in tomorrow night when I
go undercover as an ugly person.

353
00:12:37,647 --> 00:12:39,113
And then we do the banter and we're out.

354
00:12:39,182 --> 00:12:41,048
- Good rehearsal, everybody.
- Whoa, whoa.

355
00:12:41,117 --> 00:12:43,684
Really appreciate you giving
this whole banter thing a go.

356
00:12:43,753 --> 00:12:45,052
Well, I'm a team player.

357
00:12:45,121 --> 00:12:46,554
But would you mind
rehearsing it just once?

358
00:12:46,623 --> 00:12:47,989
I mean, I know you can do it,

359
00:12:48,057 --> 00:12:49,790
but just for the guys in the booth.

360
00:12:49,815 --> 00:12:51,000
We're actually good in the booth, Greg.

361
00:12:51,068 --> 00:12:52,383
Thank you, Richard.

362
00:12:53,505 --> 00:12:54,829
Please, just, one time for me.

363
00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,225
Okay.

364
00:12:58,635 --> 00:12:59,899
I'll give it a go.

365
00:13:00,473 --> 00:13:02,737
And that's our show.
Tune in tomorrow night

366
00:13:02,805 --> 00:13:05,795
as I go undercover as an ugly person.

367
00:13:06,643 --> 00:13:08,042
Hey, bomb suit, Chuck.

368
00:13:08,111 --> 00:13:10,244
It's cis male, but it slays.

369
00:13:10,313 --> 00:13:11,201
Oh.

370
00:13:14,017 --> 00:13:15,216
I can't do this, Greg.

371
00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:16,651
She is pranking on me.

372
00:13:16,719 --> 00:13:18,371
Okay, let's take five.

373
00:13:18,803 --> 00:13:20,269
Chuck, you're an accomplished journalist.

374
00:13:20,338 --> 00:13:21,671
You talk to people for a living.

375
00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:23,739
Just treat it like an interview.

376
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,090
I'm amazing at interviews.

377
00:13:26,201 --> 00:13:28,077
I once got Madeleine Albright to admit

378
00:13:28,146 --> 00:13:30,202
that she was in love with Boris Yeltsin

379
00:13:30,389 --> 00:13:31,622
and Boris Yeltsin to admit

380
00:13:31,683 --> 00:13:33,382
that he was in love
with Madeleine Albright.

381
00:13:33,499 --> 00:13:35,751
Now, why did I never set those two up?

382
00:13:38,089 --> 00:13:39,589
And that's our show. Tune in tomorrow...

383
00:13:39,657 --> 00:13:41,290
Where were you last night?

384
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:42,816
Uh...

385
00:13:43,194 --> 00:13:45,408
- I-I was home.
- All night?

386
00:13:45,502 --> 00:13:47,163
You didn't go out at all?

387
00:13:47,569 --> 00:13:49,699
- Oh, well, I went for a run.
- Interesting.

388
00:13:49,767 --> 00:13:51,100
'Cause it was raining last night,

389
00:13:51,169 --> 00:13:52,869
so that doesn't make
very much sense, does it?

390
00:13:52,937 --> 00:13:53,870
- I went before...
- Does it?

391
00:13:53,938 --> 00:13:55,838
Answer the question, liar!

392
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:57,507
I was stealing lipstick from Duane Reade!

393
00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,609
I have a problem, okay?

394
00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:01,944
Uh-oh...

395
00:14:02,013 --> 00:14:04,634
Okay, that one was my bad.

396
00:14:10,257 --> 00:14:12,188
Mom, why are you driving so slow?

397
00:14:12,257 --> 00:14:13,890
I'm just being cautious.

398
00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:15,224
Last week, you "Tokyo Drifted"

399
00:14:15,293 --> 00:14:17,144
into a Macy's one-day sale.

400
00:14:17,862 --> 00:14:20,229
And wait, why are we on
the east side of the park?

401
00:14:20,298 --> 00:14:21,898
The wire said the bear was on the west.

402
00:14:21,966 --> 00:14:24,233
Hey, anybody have a
craving for a Banana Barge

403
00:14:24,302 --> 00:14:26,547
- from the Carvel in my town?
- I do.

404
00:14:26,572 --> 00:14:28,004
Absolutely not!

405
00:14:28,072 --> 00:14:29,739
It's like you don't want us to get there.

406
00:14:29,807 --> 00:14:31,040
Oh, my God.

407
00:14:31,109 --> 00:14:33,075
You don't want us to get there.

408
00:14:33,144 --> 00:14:35,845
You're meddling because you
think it's too dangerous.

409
00:14:35,914 --> 00:14:37,914
No, I'm not. I love dangerous stuff.

410
00:14:37,982 --> 00:14:40,149
Let's go get skull tattoos right now.

411
00:14:40,218 --> 00:14:41,384
Hey, Mom?

412
00:14:41,452 --> 00:14:43,586
How'd the news van get a flat tire?

413
00:14:43,655 --> 00:14:46,022
I don't know, a nail or... or a screw.

414
00:14:46,090 --> 00:14:47,657
- Right, Wayne?
- Yeah, I think...

415
00:14:47,725 --> 00:14:51,093
Or a vaguely ethnic tusk
necklace from Chico's!

416
00:14:51,162 --> 00:14:53,597
There's still tire on it.

417
00:14:54,912 --> 00:14:58,067
Okay, I'm sorry I meddled,
but it's just that,

418
00:14:58,136 --> 00:15:00,102
what if the bear rips out your uterus

419
00:15:00,171 --> 00:15:02,004
and you can't have children, Katie?

420
00:15:02,073 --> 00:15:03,573
That's exactly what Greg said

421
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:04,840
when he took me off the story.

422
00:15:04,909 --> 00:15:06,909
In retrospect, it was weird he said that.

423
00:15:06,978 --> 00:15:08,411
You can't keep me from doing my job.

424
00:15:08,479 --> 00:15:09,983
Oh, yes, I can.

425
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,915
Oh, the child locks?

426
00:15:12,984 --> 00:15:14,183
Ugh! Why are you doing this?

427
00:15:14,252 --> 00:15:15,885
Because I am not just your co-worker,

428
00:15:15,954 --> 00:15:17,253
I'm your mommy.

429
00:15:17,322 --> 00:15:19,689
It never changes.

430
00:15:19,757 --> 00:15:21,791
You helicopter-parent me so hard

431
00:15:21,859 --> 00:15:23,793
that I end up getting burned in a fiery

432
00:15:23,861 --> 00:15:25,228
helicopter-parent crash.

433
00:15:25,296 --> 00:15:26,862
What? I'm just keeping you safe.

434
00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:28,264
Like I've always kept you safe.

435
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,066
You kept me in a gilded cage.

436
00:15:30,134 --> 00:15:31,701
Oh, please, that was one time.

437
00:15:31,769 --> 00:15:33,703
You're holding me back,
just like you did when

438
00:15:33,771 --> 00:15:35,738
I was a kid and you wouldn't
let me go to summer camp.

439
00:15:35,807 --> 00:15:37,139
Because I waited all school year

440
00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:38,140
to hang out with you.

441
00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:39,709
Or spring break?

442
00:15:39,777 --> 00:15:41,043
You could have been murdered in Aruba.

443
00:15:41,112 --> 00:15:42,778
Dutch guys love you.

444
00:15:42,847 --> 00:15:44,313
All I'm saying is that sometimes

445
00:15:44,382 --> 00:15:46,415
when you thought you were
protecting me, you weren't.

446
00:15:46,484 --> 00:15:47,917
And because of that,

447
00:15:47,986 --> 00:15:50,086
I'm not totally prepared to be an adult.

448
00:15:50,154 --> 00:15:51,988
You are a great adult.

449
00:15:52,056 --> 00:15:54,056
Except sometimes you're
a jerk to your mom.

450
00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:56,058
I hope you have a daughter, you'll see.

451
00:15:56,127 --> 00:15:57,487
No, I won't.

452
00:15:57,574 --> 00:16:00,509
Because a bear's gonna rip
out my uterus right now.

453
00:16:00,577 --> 00:16:02,077
What are you doing?

454
00:16:02,146 --> 00:16:04,112
I'm getting my story
whether you like it or not.

455
00:16:05,282 --> 00:16:07,056
Oh, God.

456
00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:09,543
And how are you gonna get

457
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,177
to the other side of the park, missy?

458
00:16:11,202 --> 00:16:13,435
'Cause I'm sure as heck not driving you!

459
00:16:13,485 --> 00:16:15,452
I'm riding a bike!

460
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,353
You don't know how!

461
00:16:17,422 --> 00:16:19,599
Ha! Yes, I do.

462
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:21,982
Nope.

463
00:16:23,595 --> 00:16:25,361
Nobody help me!

464
00:16:29,434 --> 00:16:30,967
I'm definitely getting better, though!

465
00:16:31,036 --> 00:16:32,613
I think! I...

466
00:16:33,184 --> 00:16:34,585
All I'm asking for

467
00:16:34,637 --> 00:16:36,086
is a 20-second conversation,

468
00:16:36,188 --> 00:16:38,222
something a toddler could do.

469
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:40,887
I mean, not me, I didn't
talk till I was nine.

470
00:16:42,467 --> 00:16:43,766
Well, what's the point?

471
00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:45,401
He's not even trying to relate to me.

472
00:16:45,470 --> 00:16:47,436
I did try. I bought a Plerp album.

473
00:16:47,505 --> 00:16:49,163
No one listens to Plerp anymore.

474
00:16:49,188 --> 00:16:50,153
That was this morning.

475
00:16:50,171 --> 00:16:51,437
As an experiment, Portia,

476
00:16:51,506 --> 00:16:53,272
maybe you could let Chuck pick a topic?

477
00:16:53,341 --> 00:16:55,207
Oh, yeah,let' s cater
to the old white guy.

478
00:16:55,276 --> 00:16:57,610
You know, this is why I quit
my podcast with Bernie Sanders.

479
00:16:57,679 --> 00:16:59,892
Well, look, we must
have something in common.

480
00:16:59,916 --> 00:17:01,748
Uh, how about soup? I like soup.

481
00:17:01,749 --> 00:17:03,182
What is soup again?

482
00:17:03,251 --> 00:17:05,084
You know what soup is!

483
00:17:05,153 --> 00:17:07,253
You're deliberately being difficult!

484
00:17:07,322 --> 00:17:08,447
Fine.

485
00:17:08,447 --> 00:17:09,446
I like "The Chip and Chet Report."

486
00:17:09,515 --> 00:17:10,947
I have to agree.

487
00:17:11,016 --> 00:17:12,215
You know, I didn't intend to like them,

488
00:17:12,284 --> 00:17:13,550
but they're really very charming.

489
00:17:13,619 --> 00:17:15,185
Did you see last night's episode?

490
00:17:15,254 --> 00:17:17,854
Pope Francis came and he
blessed their friendship.

491
00:17:17,923 --> 00:17:20,390
- Well, who wouldn't?
- We are trying to beat

492
00:17:20,459 --> 00:17:22,025
"The Chip and Chet Report," aren't we?

493
00:17:22,094 --> 00:17:24,294
That is literally the one thing on Earth

494
00:17:24,363 --> 00:17:26,719
you cannot banter about.

495
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,947
As God is my witness,
we're not leaving this room

496
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:33,655
until we find one thing
that you both have in common.

497
00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,354
- No, I hate it here.
- Great, I love this room.

498
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:38,122
Why do you hate me, bike?

499
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,690
Oh.

500
00:17:41,471 --> 00:17:43,861
This is, like, impossible.

501
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,297
No wonder Lance Armstrong
had to take steroids.

502
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,134
Oh, jeez, maybe I did screw her up.

503
00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:52,179
Angie was right.

504
00:17:52,248 --> 00:17:54,281
Do not tell Angie I said that, Wayne.

505
00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:55,850
I don't know who Angie is, lady.

506
00:17:55,918 --> 00:17:57,184
I don't know who you are.

507
00:17:57,253 --> 00:17:59,186
Uh, I assume an executive
producer or something?

508
00:18:01,057 --> 00:18:04,158
I'm never gonna get to
the other side of the park.

509
00:18:04,227 --> 00:18:06,994
Why don't they make you with four wheels?

510
00:18:08,397 --> 00:18:10,998
Oh, all these years I
thought I was protecting her

511
00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:13,167
from things that she was scared of.

512
00:18:13,236 --> 00:18:14,535
But maybe I was just protecting her

513
00:18:14,604 --> 00:18:16,303
from things I was scared of.

514
00:18:16,372 --> 00:18:17,732
Oh, my God.

515
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,864
She is trying to ride it with
her hands on the pedals now.

516
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,866
Okay, I can't watch this anymore.

517
00:18:26,073 --> 00:18:27,372
No, Mom, I'm getting that story

518
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:28,873
and you can't stop me.

519
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,809
I'm not gonna stop you, pumpkin.

520
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,043
I'm gonna teach you

521
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:35,148
like I should have done 25 years ago.

522
00:18:35,591 --> 00:18:36,623
Really?

523
00:18:36,725 --> 00:18:38,476
God sure has a sense of humor.

524
00:18:38,616 --> 00:18:40,318
He gave a nervous Nellie like me

525
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,887
the world's bravest daughter.

526
00:18:43,143 --> 00:18:44,880
#Soproud.

527
00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:48,536
You know, I do know how to ride a bike.

528
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,404
Maybe I can just go get
some footage for the story?

529
00:18:50,473 --> 00:18:53,307
No, I want you to film
my baby's first bike ride.

530
00:18:53,376 --> 00:18:55,276
And then I want you
to ride across the park

531
00:18:55,345 --> 00:18:57,645
and interview that bear... Or whatever.

532
00:18:58,021 --> 00:18:59,131
All right.

533
00:18:59,161 --> 00:19:00,627
- I got you.
- Okay, I'm just gonna go slow.

534
00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:02,466
- Here we go.
- That's okay.

535
00:19:02,535 --> 00:19:04,568
- Good girl, you're doing it.
- Okay, don't let go.

536
00:19:04,637 --> 00:19:06,904
- Don't let go, Mom.
- Ooh, ooh, okay, all right.

537
00:19:06,972 --> 00:19:08,305
Okay, seriously, don't let go.

538
00:19:08,374 --> 00:19:10,874
An escaped bear was subdued and captured

539
00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:12,443
in Central Park today.

540
00:19:12,511 --> 00:19:14,144
"Breakdown" producer Katie Wendelson

541
00:19:14,213 --> 00:19:16,914
was first on the scene and
got an exclusive interview

542
00:19:16,982 --> 00:19:20,117
with the hero cop who took the bear down.

543
00:19:20,186 --> 00:19:21,285
When the bear grabbed my gun,

544
00:19:21,353 --> 00:19:22,553
yeah, I was terrified.

545
00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:24,321
But then I was like, "Wait.

546
00:19:24,390 --> 00:19:26,590
Bears can't shoot guns.
They don't have fingers."

547
00:19:26,659 --> 00:19:28,158
But, boy, was I wrong.

548
00:19:28,227 --> 00:19:29,960
Solid interview, Wendelson.

549
00:19:30,029 --> 00:19:31,328
Yeah, no thanks to you.

550
00:19:31,397 --> 00:19:33,096
How could you let my mom convince you

551
00:19:33,165 --> 00:19:34,498
to give away my story?

552
00:19:34,567 --> 00:19:36,133
She's very persuasive.

553
00:19:36,202 --> 00:19:37,401
Her, Dave, and I are gonna see

554
00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:39,236
that Nancy Meyers film
together next week.

555
00:19:39,305 --> 00:19:40,437
Our producer also managed

556
00:19:40,506 --> 00:19:42,172
to obtain exclusive footage

557
00:19:42,241 --> 00:19:44,508
of the hair-raising takedown of the bear.

558
00:19:44,577 --> 00:19:46,143
Oh, no, no, please, Greg,

559
00:19:46,212 --> 00:19:47,344
do not show that
footage, I am begging you.

560
00:19:47,413 --> 00:19:48,846
What are you talking about?

561
00:19:48,914 --> 00:19:51,148
It's great footage. You're barely in it.

562
00:19:51,217 --> 00:19:54,084
- Mom, look, the bear!
- The bear!

563
00:19:54,153 --> 00:19:56,186
- How do you stop this thing?
- I'm coming, honey!

564
00:19:56,255 --> 00:19:57,988
Mom!

565
00:19:58,057 --> 00:19:58,989
- I'm coming, honey!
- Did you see the bear?

566
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,024
I saw the bear!

567
00:20:01,093 --> 00:20:02,526
Ohh!

568
00:20:02,595 --> 00:20:04,027
I needed that.

569
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,819
I'll tell you, I spent the entire day

570
00:20:05,844 --> 00:20:07,175
looking for something Chuck
and Portia could banter about

571
00:20:07,222 --> 00:20:09,022
for 20 seconds, and you know what?

572
00:20:09,091 --> 00:20:10,324
I did it. And it was worth it.

573
00:20:10,392 --> 00:20:11,825
Because in the end, Katie,

574
00:20:11,894 --> 00:20:13,464
no matter how different we are,

575
00:20:13,535 --> 00:20:15,335
we're all human beings, aren't we?

576
00:20:15,404 --> 00:20:17,771
We all have a little something in common.

577
00:20:18,058 --> 00:20:19,773
You didn't tell them to
say that, though, right?

578
00:20:19,842 --> 00:20:21,341
Because that sucked.

579
00:20:21,410 --> 00:20:22,569
And that's our show.

580
00:20:22,605 --> 00:20:24,511
Tune in tomorrow night
when I go undercover

581
00:20:24,581 --> 00:20:25,707
as an ugly person.

582
00:20:26,144 --> 00:20:28,177
Hey, Portia, you know what I love?

583
00:20:28,697 --> 00:20:29,913
Lemonade.

584
00:20:29,981 --> 00:20:31,648
- Really?
- Me too.

585
00:20:31,716 --> 00:20:33,383
I-I'm like obsessed.

586
00:20:33,451 --> 00:20:34,417
Is that right?

587
00:20:34,486 --> 00:20:35,739
With iced tea?

588
00:20:36,087 --> 00:20:37,420
Huh, I haven't heard that mash-up.

589
00:20:37,489 --> 00:20:39,255
But you know what, I have a feeling that

590
00:20:39,324 --> 00:20:41,558
"Lemonade's" gonna bring home
a ton of awards this year.

591
00:20:41,626 --> 00:20:43,426
Really?

592
00:20:43,495 --> 00:20:46,930
Well, maybe it's finally
getting the credit it deserves.

593
00:20:46,998 --> 00:20:48,598
So she thinks they're talking about

594
00:20:48,667 --> 00:20:50,266
the Beyoncé album...

595
00:20:50,335 --> 00:20:52,435
And he thinks they're
talking about the drink.

596
00:20:52,504 --> 00:20:54,070
I'm a genius.

597
00:20:58,310 --> 00:20:59,943
What a day.

598
00:21:00,011 --> 00:21:01,411
I sure had an adventure,

599
00:21:01,479 --> 00:21:03,246
but I also learned something.

600
00:21:03,315 --> 00:21:04,527
Get out of here.

601
00:21:04,552 --> 00:21:06,318
- We're not that close yet, Carol.
- Sorry, sir.

602
00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:08,317
We'll get there!

603
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,628
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