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Previously on Girlfriends'
Guide to Divorce...

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I know you guys are getting a divorce.

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We're not getting a divorce.

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Abby, yes, we are.

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I only want to see you.

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Does that make you my boyfriend?

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We know you're not a shoplifter.

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Who are you trying to protect?

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The only way out of our situation

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is if I'm at least open
to the casual encounter.

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Abby McCarthy, this is Kori Wingo.

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The photographer. Oh,
my God, I love your work.

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That's a hot photo.

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- Kind of looks like you.
- It's not.

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I'm a divorce attorney.

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I see it all the time.

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Love turns to contempt.

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Sometimes.

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That's not the only story.

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I'm so jealous of whoever
gets you next because, I mean,

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I was in the trenches
doing all that hard stuff,

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and whoever gets you next
is just gonna get the win.

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Sold. Hot mama takes it down.

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What was that about?

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This isn't gonna work.

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I just can't live up to your expectations.

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You supported me in a lot of ways,

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and it occurred to me

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that I never actually thanked you for that.

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Oh, my God.

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- Well, that's Will.

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RULE # 101
KNOW WHEN IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON

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So you've adopted a Nepalese dog?

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More like a Nepalese
creature that minored in rat

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and majored in dog.

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Basically, he's tiny and ferocious.

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- Charlie, morning.
- Hey, butthead.

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- Hey, Charlie.
- That's okay.

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We have agreed that's gonna be my nickname.

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Oh, really? Did you now?

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That's so interesting.
Charlie, come back here.

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Uh-oh.

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No cartoons until you've
at least had some milk.

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- All right, buddy?
- Ugh, milk, it's too white.

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- It's too white?
- Very white.

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Is your sister still sleeping?

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Duh, she's a teenager.

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Mmm.

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- So stupid.
- Duh.

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Oh, my God, this is amazing.

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So is that, by the way.

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I meant to tell you,

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this necklace is absolutely beautiful.

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Thank you.

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Um, Jake just gave it to me.

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- Did he?
- Yeah.

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That's very magnanimous of him.

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That is so funny,

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because I used that word in
our divorce settlement meeting

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because it is all done.

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We are signing this week.

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- Let's celebrate.
- Yes, we should.

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- No kids this weekend, right?
- No, they're with Jake.

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So let's drive down to Baja.

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No, no, no, not the "Senor
Frogs, papas y beer" Baja.

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I have a friend who runs a posada

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on this private little stretch of beach.

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And we can spend the
day sunning and reading.

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Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
S01E13

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So HuffPost is telling me
I have super-high Q scores.

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Q for quite awesome?

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Q for quotient.

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I don't know what that means. Q for good.

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And Cat says she thinks a
book deal is around the corner.

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- All right.
- Mm-hmm.

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♪ And my boyfriend ♪

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♪ Is taking me to a
private beach this weekend ♪

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- Nice.
- Yeah.

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You get the big Q, the
books, the hot fetus,

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and I get to take my kid to
her first shrink session. Whoo!

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What are we doing here, anyway?
It's not even a real lake,

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and people are acting like
they're too hip to sweat.

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Not everyone.

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Ooh, I like the east side.

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So much to see over here.

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♪ The love that we share ♪

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Um, Phoebe, are you and
Marco still on the outs?

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Because there is a live one

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to my right that keeps looking over at you.

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Oh, outs, outs.

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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.

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I'm just tired.

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You know what we need?
We need to have some fun.

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- How about a fiesta?
- Yes.

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A celebration for ditching the deadbeats.

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- A divorce party?
- A fiesta.

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Oh, no, I don't think so.

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Yeah, come on. Mark the milestone, Abby.

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A little bit of tequila and maybe,

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like, burning a Jake-shaped effigy?

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Mama, you need this.

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It's really important to mark this moment.

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I don't know.

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Thank you very much for the idea, but no.

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I... I just want to stay positive.

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I want to focus on this...

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Good divorce.

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- Do I say that a lot?
- No.

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That's embarrassing.

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I've never heard that before in my life.

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Okay, well, you guys are all off the hook.

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No more happy divorce talk,

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because I'm gonna give my brother a hug.

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No, really? Is that good?

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Well, I mean, the client's
always right, so...

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Okay, Duncan, you think everything is sexy.

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Um,

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uh, yeah.

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Yeah, me too. Bye.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Wow. Who was that, Flirty Pants?

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Just calm down. It's a work thing.

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It was the Getty guy.

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Getty guy? Oh, that guy that kissed you.

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Not like that.

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They loved my plans for the south terrace,

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and I'm in.

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- That's incredible.
- It is, it is.

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- So what's going on with you?
- Oh.

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- I've reached out.
- I know, sorry.

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We... we've both been, like, crazy busy.

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- Are things better?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

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It's all love and trust and
forgiveness at our place and...

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It's a longer conversation.

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- Look, I got to run, Abs.
- Come on.

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I'll... I'll call you, promise.

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Anouk, Luco, over here.

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Um, they forgot their backpacks.

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- See, big smile.
- Hey, Kori.

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Kori? Hello, Kori?

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- Oh.
- What are you doing?

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You're not supposed to take
pictures of other people's kids.

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- School rules.
- It's for the school.

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They asked me to. It's for the yearbook.

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- Hey, Mom.
- Hi, Mom.

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Wow. Hey, hey, honeys. How are you?

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You forgot your backpacks.

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- Sorry, Mom.
- Sorry.

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They are beautiful, by the way.

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Not a surprise.

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I don't give you permission to
take pictures of my kids, Kori.

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Hey, hey,

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I thought we left things
in a good place, you know?

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I just... I feel like

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you've got some unfinished
business with me.

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Wow, unfinished business?

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Is that... Is that what you call it?

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Okay, wow. You know what?

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I have been really cool
to you since we got here,

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and all I'm getting from
you is hostility, so...

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Hey, sweetie, hang on, just
one... couple more, okay?

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Stay right there, all right? Thank you.

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You know what, I don't want
you to take pictures, Kori.

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Did you not listen to me? I said stop.

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Would you just stop?
You're not listening to me.

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Hey, are you... Are you listening to me?

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I said stop!

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Whoa, what is your problem?

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Don't touch me! You are!

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You are my problem!

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Do you not get that?

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God.

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- Come on.
- Wow.

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Let's go. Just go.

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It's all right. It's all right, children.

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- Okay...
- Stay away from my children.

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It's okay.

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Wow. She's totally insane.

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Oh, my God.

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Okay, now that we have
settled Camp Pontiac...

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Oh, actually, I changed my mind on that.

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I don't want them... I don't
want them going there at all.

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Y-you what?

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- I'm kidding. I'm fine.

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- Or course, right?
- Right.

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We are good on everything.

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Then we will have it written up.

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We'll messenger it over to Abby.

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She'll sign it. Then
we'll send it over to Jake.

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Then we file, and...

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- Sign it away.
- That's that.

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That's that.

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- That's that.
- Okay.

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- Okay.
- I got to go.

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- Jake, talk to you soon.
- All right. Thank you.

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- Abby...
- Oh, thanks.

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I just want to say that
I was very impressed

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at the way you two handled yourselves.

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- Well, there you go.
- I know.

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Delia, a pleasure as always.

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Okay, I need to borrow
this one for a moment.

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- Oh, okay.
- Bye.

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Bye.

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Hey, you, awesome divorce.

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We kicked divorce ass.

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You okay? Need some water?

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- Scotch?
- No.

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- Scotch and water?
- I'm fine.

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I feel relieved.

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'Cause last week, you
were decidedly not fine.

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I just want to get through this.

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I want to move on.

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Yeah.

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How's your love life?

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The same.

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I just want to get through
this partnership meeting.

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Once that's settled,
maybe I can think about it.

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Yeah, well, break a leg

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or break a brief; I
don't know what you break.

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Break something. Break something good.

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Oh, hey, I got the invite
to your divorce party.

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No, I didn't say I was
gonna... I didn't say I was...

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Are we really gonna
paintball your wedding dress?

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Holy shit.

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All right.

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Great, thank you.

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Okay.

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What?

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Um...

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A book deal.

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- Mom!
- I know.

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Does this mean I can get the new iPhone?

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Um, I... I...

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- I'm kidding.
- Okay.

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Mom, I told you, I don't want anything.

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You have to eat something.

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I am not hungry.

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I'll wait in the car.

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Oh, my God.

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I'll go talk to her.

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Did she just found out about therapy?

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Are you okay?

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No. Distract me.

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Distract you, okay, I have a few things.

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There is a bidding war

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on Girlfriends' Guide
to Divorce, a book deal.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.

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And this divorce party you're throwing me,

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I never said you could do that.

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You said I could throw you a divorce party.

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- I was not sure.
- Yes, you did.

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Which is what everybody says.

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Nobody wants to be all,
"Wah, make me a party."

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- You know you want it.
- Are you kidding me?

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Are you telling me that "maybe"
means "yes" in your world?

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That is a very dangerous concept

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- in many circumstances.
- It's gonna be fun.

258
00:08:59,332 --> 00:09:01,298
Phoebe gave me a list of
all the cool moms at school.

259
00:09:01,334 --> 00:09:02,666
There are no cool moms at our school.

260
00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:03,884
I didn't realize there
are so many cool moms.

261
00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,336
- There are zero cool moms.
- Yeah, there are.

262
00:09:05,338 --> 00:09:11,058
There are, like, 20, 30, 40, 50.

263
00:09:11,094 --> 00:09:15,012
- I sent out all the invites.
- Oh, my God.

264
00:09:15,064 --> 00:09:18,399
Fine, celebrate me, but I
am against it officially.

265
00:09:18,434 --> 00:09:21,769
I refuse to enjoy it.

266
00:09:21,821 --> 00:09:25,072
A toast to Ms. Delia here,

267
00:09:25,108 --> 00:09:27,742
our very own pit bull in Manolos.

268
00:09:27,777 --> 00:09:28,909
Hear, hear.

269
00:09:28,945 --> 00:09:31,529
To know her is to love her and to fear her.

270
00:09:31,531 --> 00:09:34,365
Thank you. It has always been my dream.

271
00:09:34,367 --> 00:09:36,700
Well, as you might have guessed,

272
00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:38,169
we have some good news for you.

273
00:09:38,204 --> 00:09:41,539
You don't get champagne
and flowers with bad news.

274
00:09:41,591 --> 00:09:43,207
Your work has been outstanding,

275
00:09:43,209 --> 00:09:46,127
and getting Gordon back on
board made this a no-brainer.

276
00:09:46,179 --> 00:09:48,179
We're making you a partner.

277
00:09:52,769 --> 00:09:54,552
Thank you.

278
00:09:54,554 --> 00:09:57,721
Thank you. I am thrilled.
What are the terms?

279
00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:59,223
Well, non-equity to start,

280
00:09:59,275 --> 00:10:01,225
and a three-year non-compete
clause, so if you leave...

281
00:10:01,277 --> 00:10:04,478
Wait, wait, wait, Ed Roe
got full equity partnership

282
00:10:04,530 --> 00:10:07,731
last year, and he's been
here three years less than me.

283
00:10:07,784 --> 00:10:09,066
Delia, come on.

284
00:10:09,118 --> 00:10:11,118
Am I to understand that
he's more valuable than me?

285
00:10:11,154 --> 00:10:12,620
- Look at our billable hours.
- Of course not. You are valu...

286
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,488
This deal that you're offering

287
00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:16,824
asks me to sign away
three years of my freedom.

288
00:10:16,876 --> 00:10:17,992
For what?

289
00:10:18,044 --> 00:10:19,577
Partnership at this firm

290
00:10:19,579 --> 00:10:21,712
is a game changer
regardless of the financials.

291
00:10:26,135 --> 00:10:28,752
O'Melveny has been trying
to poach me for a year

292
00:10:28,805 --> 00:10:30,337
as an equity partner.

293
00:10:30,389 --> 00:10:33,974
You have 24 hours to either
take this girl seriously,

294
00:10:34,010 --> 00:10:35,726
or I'm done.

295
00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:37,394
Delia.

296
00:10:39,398 --> 00:10:41,765
Wow.

297
00:10:45,104 --> 00:10:46,854
Sorry. Sorry.

298
00:10:46,906 --> 00:10:48,105
I'm so sorry.

299
00:10:48,107 --> 00:10:51,075
What were you saying
about separation anxiety?

300
00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:53,677
Right, it sounds like Zooey
was removed from the family home

301
00:10:53,713 --> 00:10:55,579
pretty abruptly.

302
00:10:55,615 --> 00:10:57,531
Does that feel right to you?

303
00:10:57,583 --> 00:11:03,787
I do think that I've been
feeling a bit, um, invisible.

304
00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,123
Maybe that contributed to...

305
00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:08,626
Okay, but you understand why
I want to get her out of there

306
00:11:08,678 --> 00:11:10,794
with that crazy-ass father of hers? Hello.

307
00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:12,630
Mom, you're rightfully mad at Zooey's dad.

308
00:11:12,682 --> 00:11:14,098
- Yeah.
- But it's not helpful for her

309
00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:16,133
to have you calling him names
or speaking badly about him.

310
00:11:16,185 --> 00:11:18,802
Oh, man, has... has that ship sailed.

311
00:11:18,855 --> 00:11:20,137
I mean, hello?

312
00:11:20,189 --> 00:11:22,857
I'm Puerto Rican, so we
curse out inanimate objects.

313
00:11:22,892 --> 00:11:24,275
I mean, you know, we're passionate people.

314
00:11:24,310 --> 00:11:25,643
- Right, understood, but...
- We love hard,

315
00:11:25,645 --> 00:11:27,945
and we hate hard, and
Zooey knows that about me,

316
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,613
and her father, he's white,

317
00:11:29,649 --> 00:11:30,898
but he's a Jew.

318
00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:32,233
So he's still nuts.

319
00:11:32,285 --> 00:11:34,485
- Mom, I hear you.
- Yeah.

320
00:11:34,487 --> 00:11:37,037
But let's let Zooey talk
and you listen, okay?

321
00:11:39,075 --> 00:11:41,075
All right.

322
00:11:41,127 --> 00:11:43,827
Thank you so much.

323
00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:45,663
Ooh, heavy.

324
00:11:45,665 --> 00:11:47,715
Not just emotionally.

325
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:48,750
Divorce papers.

326
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,003
♪ ♪

327
00:11:53,055 --> 00:11:54,722
All right.

328
00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,174
♪ You dirty love ♪

329
00:11:57,226 --> 00:11:59,226
♪ You've taken all my money ♪

330
00:11:59,262 --> 00:12:01,145
♪ Sold me to somebody ♪

331
00:12:01,180 --> 00:12:02,897
Whoo.

332
00:12:02,932 --> 00:12:05,015
♪ You dirty love ♪

333
00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:07,351
♪ Put your gun back down ♪

334
00:12:07,353 --> 00:12:09,103
♪ You're a bad boy now ♪

335
00:12:09,155 --> 00:12:11,105
♪ But I want you ♪

336
00:12:11,157 --> 00:12:13,357
♪ Dirty love ♪

337
00:12:13,409 --> 00:12:21,409
♪ ♪

338
00:12:25,338 --> 00:12:28,205
Is it true what Mom says about Dad and Mom?

339
00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:30,090
Is there a lot of yelling and fighting?

340
00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:35,346
It's true, but I mostly
trained myself to tune it out.

341
00:12:35,381 --> 00:12:36,714
Hmm.

342
00:12:36,766 --> 00:12:39,099
But even when we try to tune stuff out,

343
00:12:39,135 --> 00:12:40,935
a little always gets in, right?

344
00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:42,052
Hi, over here.

345
00:12:42,054 --> 00:12:43,187
Don't tell me this is

346
00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:44,555
one of these "blame the parents" things.

347
00:12:44,607 --> 00:12:46,523
Okay? You know what that makes?

348
00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:47,775
Victims.

349
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,360
Deepak Chopra.

350
00:12:49,395 --> 00:12:53,530
Hey, Mom, this thing is about
understanding Zooey's feelings,

351
00:12:53,566 --> 00:12:55,316
because when we pretend we don't have them,

352
00:12:55,368 --> 00:12:57,868
these feelings express themselves anyway,

353
00:12:57,903 --> 00:13:01,038
like in the form of a cry
for help, like shoplifting.

354
00:13:05,411 --> 00:13:08,128
Now, I'd like to talk to Zooey alone.

355
00:13:22,144 --> 00:13:24,264
It smells awfully good in
here for a business meeting.

356
00:13:24,313 --> 00:13:27,264
Oh, trust me, it's gonna
be one of those dinners

357
00:13:27,316 --> 00:13:30,317
where we debate the virtues
of calystegia macrostegia

358
00:13:30,353 --> 00:13:33,354
versus lathyrus laetiflorus alefeldii.

359
00:13:33,406 --> 00:13:36,907
Mmm, I love when you speak floral to me.

360
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:40,861
Well, now you do, because I'm leaving,

361
00:13:40,913 --> 00:13:43,664
when in real life, it
just bores you to death.

362
00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:45,949
I'll, um, text you if
it's gonna be a late one.

363
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,123
Harris, he turns, fakes.

364
00:13:53,175 --> 00:13:54,541
Ssss.

365
00:13:54,593 --> 00:13:56,093
And that's good.

366
00:14:01,384 --> 00:14:02,683
Hello?

367
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:03,934
Hi.

368
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,352
Hey, what's up?

369
00:14:05,388 --> 00:14:08,222
I'm just sitting here with the papers,

370
00:14:08,274 --> 00:14:14,028
and, um, this is gonna sound weird.

371
00:14:14,063 --> 00:14:16,447
You're getting turned on?
Legalese makes you horny?

372
00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:18,482
Look, man, call your boy
toy. I can't help you.

373
00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:22,619
No, um, I just thought, uh,

374
00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:27,574
that it might be easier if you
and I signed these together,

375
00:14:27,626 --> 00:14:30,077
preferably with some alcohol in hand?

376
00:14:30,129 --> 00:14:31,328
Mark the moment?

377
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,997
You mean, like, a "we got in this together,

378
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,166
let's get out of it together" thing?

379
00:14:36,218 --> 00:14:38,168
Yeah. Right?

380
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:39,336
Is that weird?

381
00:14:39,388 --> 00:14:40,721
I'm sorry. That's...

382
00:14:40,756 --> 00:14:42,339
I'm just gonna sign them. It's...

383
00:14:42,341 --> 00:14:43,461
No, no, no, I like it.

384
00:14:43,476 --> 00:14:45,642
Let's do it. When and where?

385
00:14:47,179 --> 00:14:50,097
I'll... I'll talk to you tomorrow.

386
00:14:50,149 --> 00:14:53,067
- Okay.
- Okay, bye.

387
00:14:56,890 --> 00:14:59,224
♪ ♪

388
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,189
Oh, that was a good one.

389
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:05,293
Pheebs? Hey.

390
00:15:05,944 --> 00:15:07,694
I didn't see you at drop-off this morning,

391
00:15:07,746 --> 00:15:09,279
and you're not answering your phone.

392
00:15:09,474 --> 00:15:10,807
What's going on?

393
00:15:10,842 --> 00:15:12,675
Mama says it's a snow day.

394
00:15:12,727 --> 00:15:14,894
Oh, yeah? That's fun.

395
00:15:14,930 --> 00:15:16,396
- So what's up?
- Nothing.

396
00:15:16,431 --> 00:15:17,931
The kids are sick, that's all.

397
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,432
The kids are not sick.

398
00:15:19,434 --> 00:15:20,517
The kids are fine.

399
00:15:20,569 --> 00:15:22,936
They're robust, even.

400
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:25,321
Look, Marco came to my house...

401
00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:26,523
- What?
- Last night.

402
00:15:26,575 --> 00:15:28,525
- That's random. We broke up.
- I know.

403
00:15:28,577 --> 00:15:31,578
He was worried, and quite frankly, so am I.

404
00:15:31,613 --> 00:15:33,279
Everyone at school's
talking about the fight

405
00:15:33,331 --> 00:15:36,499
you had with Kori.

406
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:41,955
Hey, you can say anything to me.

407
00:15:41,957 --> 00:15:43,923
Anything.

408
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:55,935
Kori and I...

409
00:15:55,971 --> 00:16:00,190
Back in the day...

410
00:16:00,225 --> 00:16:02,809
I did some bad things.

411
00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:05,728
Some really bad things.

412
00:16:08,149 --> 00:16:10,483
Okay.

413
00:16:10,485 --> 00:16:13,570
Hey, come here.

414
00:16:13,622 --> 00:16:16,289
You guys have such a
good day at school, okay?

415
00:16:16,324 --> 00:16:17,624
- I love you, Mama.
- Okay.

416
00:16:17,659 --> 00:16:19,659
I love you too.

417
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,463
Thank you.

418
00:16:23,498 --> 00:16:25,632
Enough of the mushy stuff. Go to class.

419
00:16:25,667 --> 00:16:27,917
- Bye, Mama.
- Bye.

420
00:16:27,969 --> 00:16:30,053
I'm proud of you.

421
00:16:30,088 --> 00:16:31,504
It's just...

422
00:16:31,506 --> 00:16:34,507
Kori... She's a player,

423
00:16:34,559 --> 00:16:36,843
and she is gonna spin this
and make me look crazier

424
00:16:36,845 --> 00:16:38,344
than I already look.

425
00:16:38,346 --> 00:16:39,846
Which is exactly why
you're gonna go in there

426
00:16:39,848 --> 00:16:42,015
and explain why you did what you did.

427
00:16:42,017 --> 00:16:46,569
And by the way, you did nothing wrong.

428
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:48,187
She did.

429
00:16:48,189 --> 00:16:50,189
You got this.

430
00:16:50,191 --> 00:16:51,774
Thank you.

431
00:16:53,528 --> 00:16:55,695
Okay.

432
00:16:55,697 --> 00:17:00,033
We have your back, honey, always.

433
00:17:00,035 --> 00:17:03,536
You're not alone.

434
00:17:03,538 --> 00:17:06,005
No one's ever said that to me.

435
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:09,342
Well, Jesus, it is about time somebody did.

436
00:17:09,377 --> 00:17:10,377
Thank you.

437
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:16,599
So good.

438
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,017
You put a clock on it?

439
00:17:18,053 --> 00:17:20,436
Yes, 25 hours from the meeting,

440
00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:22,522
which is about an hour from now.

441
00:17:22,557 --> 00:17:24,524
God, those guys would be jackasses

442
00:17:24,559 --> 00:17:26,109
to lose you to O'Melveny.

443
00:17:26,144 --> 00:17:29,812
And plus, it'd be a one-two
punch, 'cause I'd go with you.

444
00:17:29,864 --> 00:17:33,866
- But about my offer...
- Hmm.

445
00:17:33,902 --> 00:17:35,401
- Thoughts?
- I want to counter.

446
00:17:35,453 --> 00:17:37,570
Of course you do.

447
00:17:37,622 --> 00:17:40,073
Marriage is...

448
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:44,327
Once people are legally bound,
this kind of apathy sets in.

449
00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:49,999
It's just... the chase is off,
and the next thing you know,

450
00:17:50,051 --> 00:17:51,301
you're screaming about toilet paper.

451
00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,086
Think about you and Courtney. This happens.

452
00:17:53,088 --> 00:17:54,137
That's not a counter.

453
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:55,555
That's a statement.

454
00:17:55,590 --> 00:18:00,643
I have been hurt.

455
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:05,765
So it is difficult for me

456
00:18:05,817 --> 00:18:08,851
because of my prior romantic relationship

457
00:18:08,903 --> 00:18:12,772
to trust my own emotions.

458
00:18:14,109 --> 00:18:16,492
You were blindsided?

459
00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,911
Completely, mm-hmm.

460
00:18:18,947 --> 00:18:23,116
If, in fact, I can trust my emotions,

461
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:25,752
then the facts are that

462
00:18:25,787 --> 00:18:31,257
I am in love with you...

463
00:18:32,794 --> 00:18:35,345
Madly.

464
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,013
I want to be with you
for the rest of our lives.

465
00:18:37,048 --> 00:18:38,765
Delia...

466
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,434
Just not as man and wife.

467
00:18:41,469 --> 00:18:44,554
I want to show my devotion to
you by sharing a home with you

468
00:18:44,606 --> 00:18:47,640
and a life with you and
possibly even a child,

469
00:18:47,692 --> 00:18:50,977
but I don't ever want
to take you for granted

470
00:18:50,979 --> 00:18:53,446
and vice versa.

471
00:18:58,203 --> 00:19:01,320
Well, thank you

472
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:05,324
for helping me understand,

473
00:19:05,326 --> 00:19:07,794
but my answer is no.

474
00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:17,387
I'm not... I'm not trying to play hardball.

475
00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:19,255
I wish I could be content with that,

476
00:19:19,307 --> 00:19:22,392
but I'm a traditional guy.

477
00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:24,343
I want you to be my wife.

478
00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:28,431
I want the whole world to know
that I'm yours and you're mine.

479
00:19:28,483 --> 00:19:32,568
So it's your way or the highway?

480
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:35,688
I wouldn't say it like that.

481
00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:38,024
It's more like two people
who want different things.

482
00:19:38,026 --> 00:19:41,661
I should get dressed.

483
00:19:41,696 --> 00:19:43,279
Hey.

484
00:19:43,331 --> 00:19:44,530
For the record,

485
00:19:44,532 --> 00:19:47,083
I never felt about Courtney
the way I feel about you.

486
00:19:47,118 --> 00:19:48,918
Oh.

487
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,942
How is it that Jo is throwing you a party

488
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:59,679
which is really for Jo, and
she's not even here to help?

489
00:19:59,714 --> 00:20:00,763
I wasn't even invited, so...

490
00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,098
Aww.

491
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,016
That's 'cause it's a girl party.

492
00:20:04,052 --> 00:20:05,768
- Oh, how dare you?
- Hey!

493
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:08,054
I came to help with the party,

494
00:20:08,056 --> 00:20:11,858
and I bring booze, of
which I sampled in the Uber.

495
00:20:12,977 --> 00:20:15,778
So day drinking... Good news, bad news?

496
00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:19,148
Both! So I get to double drink.

497
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,566
I just got the call.

498
00:20:20,568 --> 00:20:24,871
I made partner with an equity
share and no non-compete.

499
00:20:24,906 --> 00:20:25,906
- Wow.
- What?

500
00:20:25,907 --> 00:20:29,575
- And I'm single.
- Oh.

501
00:20:29,627 --> 00:20:32,411
- Oh, Delia.
- Pfft.

502
00:20:32,413 --> 00:20:33,933
Uh, you know what? I'm gonna get going.

503
00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:35,331
- I've got to go pack for Baja.
- Right.

504
00:20:35,383 --> 00:20:36,415
And I've got to meet Jake

505
00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:38,134
in a little while
anyways, sign those papers.

506
00:20:38,169 --> 00:20:40,553
Oh, they're gonna have
a paper-signing date.

507
00:20:40,588 --> 00:20:41,971
It's not a date.

508
00:20:42,006 --> 00:20:43,256
- No, no, not a date.
- It's not a date.

509
00:20:43,258 --> 00:20:45,725
Because I just do! Why
do you need to understand?

510
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,810
Because I'm not putting
you on a plane to crazy town

511
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,846
- until I do, okay?
- I want to see Dad.

512
00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:52,265
Okay, your dad's with
that bitch Charlene, okay?

513
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:53,933
They're in the South. You're gonna hate it.

514
00:20:53,985 --> 00:20:55,935
Mother, I just want to visit him,

515
00:20:55,937 --> 00:20:57,687
and you act like I'm abandoning you!

516
00:20:57,739 --> 00:20:59,689
- You are.
- No, I'm not.

517
00:20:59,741 --> 00:21:01,991
That man doesn't deserve your loyalty.

518
00:21:02,026 --> 00:21:03,659
Forget it, okay?

519
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:06,279
- Lilly's waiting.
- Great.

520
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,414
I'm sorry you had to witness that.

521
00:21:12,203 --> 00:21:14,921
"Try therapy."

522
00:21:14,956 --> 00:21:17,507
This is all your fault, you know that?

523
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:19,542
It's all your fault.

524
00:21:34,943 --> 00:21:35,943
Wow.

525
00:21:35,944 --> 00:21:37,894
This place really cleans up.

526
00:21:37,946 --> 00:21:38,946
Downtown, right?

527
00:21:38,947 --> 00:21:40,646
Hi.

528
00:21:40,648 --> 00:21:42,148
This was one of our secret spots.

529
00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:44,700
Now it's so cool, it's kind of over, right?

530
00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:48,654
We... yeah. A vodka soda.

531
00:21:48,706 --> 00:21:50,907
With a twist.

532
00:21:50,959 --> 00:21:52,542
Well done, monsieur.

533
00:21:59,133 --> 00:22:02,635
- All right.
- Yeah.

534
00:22:02,670 --> 00:22:04,971
- Here we go.
- Yup.

535
00:22:05,006 --> 00:22:06,088
Should we just drink first?

536
00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:07,723
Yeah, let's have a drink, sure.

537
00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:09,592
- That would be nice.
- Yes.

538
00:22:09,644 --> 00:22:11,344
Cheers.

539
00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:14,013
- What did Jo say?
- She says... in that Jo way...

540
00:22:14,065 --> 00:22:16,482
She ways, "I would rather
eat shit than that."

541
00:22:16,517 --> 00:22:17,850
No, she said "farts."

542
00:22:17,902 --> 00:22:19,435
No, that doesn't make any
sense. Nobody eats farts.

543
00:22:19,487 --> 00:22:21,153
No, because it's scatologically incorrect,

544
00:22:21,189 --> 00:22:22,855
- and that's why I remember it.
- Whatever, fine.

545
00:22:22,907 --> 00:22:24,190
- The point is...
- Besides that it was gross.

546
00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:27,610
Our first date, Jo and
Frumpkis were there with us.

547
00:22:27,662 --> 00:22:30,329
I mean, how weird is that? How romantic.

548
00:22:30,365 --> 00:22:32,248
Yeah, but that wasn't a date.

549
00:22:32,283 --> 00:22:34,200
Come on, technically, in New York,

550
00:22:34,202 --> 00:22:35,751
we were just hooking up.

551
00:22:35,787 --> 00:22:37,003
- Eh.
- Yes.

552
00:22:37,038 --> 00:22:40,706
Our first date was not until
you moved to Los Angeles.

553
00:22:40,758 --> 00:22:42,341
Oh, okay, Frumpkis-free, you're saying?

554
00:22:48,683 --> 00:22:50,683
All right, we're avoiding
and torturing ourselves.

555
00:22:50,718 --> 00:22:53,052
Yeah, come on, whip out the special pen.

556
00:22:53,104 --> 00:22:54,720
Oh, yeah, that's what she said.

557
00:22:54,772 --> 00:22:56,439
- What?
- What?

558
00:22:59,143 --> 00:23:02,361
Got to say ladies first.

559
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:13,400
♪ ♪

560
00:23:16,739 --> 00:23:19,739
- What?
- That was... The night was the night,

561
00:23:21,085 --> 00:23:22,952
the same night as that epic walk.

562
00:23:23,004 --> 00:23:26,139
When you lost your car keys
and then we just wandered.

563
00:23:26,217 --> 00:23:27,550
Yes.

564
00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:31,478
Forever.

565
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,030
- I lied. I didn't lose them.
- Oh, really?

566
00:23:34,066 --> 00:23:35,732
I just didn't want to take you home.

567
00:23:35,784 --> 00:23:38,201
Mm-hmm.

568
00:23:38,237 --> 00:23:39,986
- Ahh.
- You feel better?

569
00:23:40,038 --> 00:23:42,822
Ah, like a weight is
lifted off my shoulders.

570
00:23:42,824 --> 00:23:44,991
You know, you wouldn't sleep with me in LA

571
00:23:44,993 --> 00:23:46,993
although we had had sex all
over the island of Manhattan.

572
00:23:46,995 --> 00:23:48,378
Because I was starting to really like you,

573
00:23:48,413 --> 00:23:51,131
and I didn't want to
blow it with sex brain.

574
00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:53,049
You know how that can be.

575
00:23:53,085 --> 00:23:54,384
It was a new city.

576
00:23:54,419 --> 00:23:56,586
It was a new start.

577
00:23:56,638 --> 00:23:58,505
Yeah.

578
00:24:01,510 --> 00:24:03,510
The things we try to do right.

579
00:24:03,562 --> 00:24:05,679
Yet here we are...

580
00:24:05,731 --> 00:24:09,983
stumbling into the unknown in our 40s.

581
00:24:10,018 --> 00:24:13,186
Getting along better than we have in years.

582
00:24:13,188 --> 00:24:15,922
It's probably because we aren't married.

583
00:24:25,867 --> 00:24:27,667
Not anymore.

584
00:24:40,882 --> 00:24:41,882
Hey.

585
00:24:45,721 --> 00:24:47,020
Hey.

586
00:24:47,055 --> 00:24:48,388
You busy?

587
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,523
Yeah, I've got to change and get to Abby's.

588
00:24:50,559 --> 00:24:51,725
Yeah, I heard.

589
00:24:51,727 --> 00:24:54,644
Jo had me drop off some
stuff for the party,

590
00:24:54,696 --> 00:24:57,814
carrots and celery 'cause I'm a farmer.

591
00:24:57,866 --> 00:25:00,233
I'm sorry.

592
00:25:00,235 --> 00:25:04,321
I need to apologize to you again.

593
00:25:04,373 --> 00:25:08,825
I'm just taking stuff out on
you that is so not about you.

594
00:25:08,877 --> 00:25:11,161
You want to tell me what it is about?

595
00:25:11,213 --> 00:25:13,053
I told you I left home
when I was really young.

596
00:25:13,081 --> 00:25:14,914
Mm-hmm.

597
00:25:14,966 --> 00:25:17,083
Look, I want you to understand

598
00:25:17,085 --> 00:25:20,754
that the business isn't always like this,

599
00:25:20,756 --> 00:25:26,176
but there is a part of it
that preys on people like me.

600
00:25:26,228 --> 00:25:30,230
I was young and lost and broken,

601
00:25:30,265 --> 00:25:33,566
and Kori was this famous photographer,

602
00:25:33,602 --> 00:25:38,905
and she ran in a really bad circle.

603
00:25:38,940 --> 00:25:40,156
It's not a big deal.

604
00:25:40,192 --> 00:25:44,694
I mean, it happens to women all the time.

605
00:25:44,746 --> 00:25:47,580
What happens?

606
00:25:47,616 --> 00:25:50,200
If the photographer liked you,

607
00:25:50,252 --> 00:25:54,921
sometimes you were
required to party with them

608
00:25:54,956 --> 00:25:56,956
because that's what would get you jobs

609
00:25:57,008 --> 00:26:01,261
and make you money and make you famous.

610
00:26:01,296 --> 00:26:02,545
Phoebe, we don't have
to talk about this now.

611
00:26:02,597 --> 00:26:03,797
No, I need to talk about this.

612
00:26:03,799 --> 00:26:05,048
Are you sure?

613
00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:07,050
Yes.

614
00:26:07,102 --> 00:26:09,102
I was 14.

615
00:26:10,856 --> 00:26:13,973
And Kori decided that she liked me.

616
00:26:13,975 --> 00:26:18,862
And I was shy, you know,
and so she fed me pills

617
00:26:18,897 --> 00:26:21,815
and drinks to loosen me up.

618
00:26:21,817 --> 00:26:25,151
And she would take me places
and introduce me to people,

619
00:26:25,203 --> 00:26:28,955
and I don't really remember what happened.

620
00:26:30,792 --> 00:26:34,127
And sometimes afterwards,
I would see photos.

621
00:26:34,162 --> 00:26:35,662
There were so many photos.

622
00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:39,716
I don't...

623
00:26:39,751 --> 00:26:41,968
I wasn't even there.

624
00:26:42,003 --> 00:26:44,671
- I'm so sorry.
- And nobody stopped it.

625
00:26:44,723 --> 00:26:48,558
Nobody cared, and we were children.

626
00:26:48,593 --> 00:26:50,560
Come here, babe.

627
00:26:50,595 --> 00:26:53,596
Shh.

628
00:26:53,648 --> 00:26:55,765
It's okay, Phoebe.

629
00:27:02,157 --> 00:27:06,109
You know, Will seems like
a solid, very young guy.

630
00:27:07,362 --> 00:27:08,945
- He is.
- He does. He does.

631
00:27:08,997 --> 00:27:11,414
He is. I mean, I feel like I'm
dating a time bomb, you know?

632
00:27:11,450 --> 00:27:13,199
One day it's just gonna go
off, and he's gonna be all,

633
00:27:13,201 --> 00:27:15,168
"Dude, you're old."

634
00:27:15,203 --> 00:27:16,920
Ha! I know the feeling.

635
00:27:16,955 --> 00:27:19,923
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

636
00:27:19,958 --> 00:27:23,543
- So, uh, here's some news.
- Mm?

637
00:27:23,545 --> 00:27:25,628
Remember Joseph Gordon-Levitt
dropped out of my thing

638
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,464
because he was gonna do the
Rian Johnson Ukraine movie?

639
00:27:27,516 --> 00:27:28,681
Yeah.

640
00:27:28,717 --> 00:27:31,801
So Rian Johnson dropped
out of the Ukraine project.

641
00:27:31,853 --> 00:27:33,436
Joe thought of me and talked
to the producers, and...

642
00:27:33,472 --> 00:27:35,522
Joe, really? Oh, my God.

643
00:27:35,557 --> 00:27:37,724
He goes by Joe, okay?

644
00:27:37,776 --> 00:27:39,225
Joseph Gordon-Levitt thought of me

645
00:27:39,277 --> 00:27:40,527
and talked to the producers,

646
00:27:40,562 --> 00:27:44,898
and they liked my ideas, and they want me.

647
00:27:44,950 --> 00:27:46,232
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.

648
00:27:46,234 --> 00:27:47,450
- So...
- Hey.

649
00:27:47,486 --> 00:27:48,868
Oh, thank you.

650
00:27:48,904 --> 00:27:50,403
- Thank you.
- Oh, my God.

651
00:27:50,405 --> 00:27:52,288
Right, so tight budget, tight schedule.

652
00:27:52,324 --> 00:27:53,573
Yeah.

653
00:27:53,575 --> 00:27:56,993
I'm gonna be scouting
locations in three weeks.

654
00:27:57,045 --> 00:27:58,495
In Ukraine?

655
00:27:58,547 --> 00:28:00,580
In Latvia, and it's a four-month shoot.

656
00:28:01,666 --> 00:28:04,384
I'll be back as much as I can be, but...

657
00:28:04,419 --> 00:28:05,419
Okay, wow.

658
00:28:05,420 --> 00:28:07,887
Amazing. Impeccable timing.

659
00:28:07,923 --> 00:28:09,839
Not heard from her in weeks,

660
00:28:09,891 --> 00:28:10,891
but here she is.

661
00:28:10,892 --> 00:28:13,226
Oh, just babes to the babes, right?

662
00:28:13,261 --> 00:28:15,595
- Yeah, I guess so.
- Four months.

663
00:28:15,597 --> 00:28:16,763
- Four. Wow.
- And I was not gonna commit

664
00:28:16,765 --> 00:28:19,182
until I talked to you first, obviously.

665
00:28:19,234 --> 00:28:20,316
You have to do this.

666
00:28:20,352 --> 00:28:21,547
Yeah.

667
00:28:22,321 --> 00:28:23,509
Thank you.

668
00:28:26,191 --> 00:28:28,942
- What?
- I'm so proud of you.

669
00:28:28,994 --> 00:28:32,278
- Why the tears?
- I just...

670
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,580
I don't know.

671
00:28:33,615 --> 00:28:38,315
I just... you gone and kids missing you.

672
00:28:38,904 --> 00:28:39,680
Yeah.

673
00:28:41,289 --> 00:28:42,496
Me missing you.

674
00:28:45,210 --> 00:28:46,464
Everything's changing.

675
00:28:48,463 --> 00:28:49,429
Yeah.

676
00:28:53,885 --> 00:28:55,552
Sorry. It's really awesome.

677
00:28:55,604 --> 00:28:57,136
- No, don't apologize.
- It's really awesome.

678
00:28:57,138 --> 00:28:58,325
Don't apologize.

679
00:29:00,191 --> 00:29:02,308
I got to get back
because Jo's gonna kill me

680
00:29:02,310 --> 00:29:03,345
if I don't get home soon.

681
00:29:04,863 --> 00:29:06,411
- Let me walk you to your car.
- Okay.

682
00:29:09,701 --> 00:29:11,951
Mm.

683
00:29:14,956 --> 00:29:16,239
So...

684
00:29:16,291 --> 00:29:17,291
So...

685
00:29:20,295 --> 00:29:22,412
Well, congratulations again.

686
00:29:30,839 --> 00:29:32,088
- Talk to you later.
- Okay.

687
00:29:34,509 --> 00:29:35,509
Hey, Jake?

688
00:29:36,761 --> 00:29:39,429
Just so you know, the
night of the epic walk...

689
00:29:39,481 --> 00:29:40,730
Mm-hmm?

690
00:29:40,765 --> 00:29:44,434
I actually knew that
you didn't lose your keys

691
00:29:44,486 --> 00:29:47,186
because I felt them in your pocket.

692
00:29:47,238 --> 00:29:50,073
Why didn't you say anything?

693
00:29:50,108 --> 00:29:54,744
Because I didn't want the night to end.

694
00:29:54,779 --> 00:29:56,079
Okay.

695
00:29:56,114 --> 00:30:00,366
Okay. Abby?

696
00:30:00,368 --> 00:30:02,452
Yeah?

697
00:30:02,504 --> 00:30:03,670
Just because we signed the papers

698
00:30:03,705 --> 00:30:07,624
doesn't mean we have to file them.

699
00:30:07,676 --> 00:30:08,676
What?

700
00:30:08,710 --> 00:30:10,510
Maybe this is what we needed,

701
00:30:10,545 --> 00:30:14,681
time apart to figure our own shit out

702
00:30:14,716 --> 00:30:19,719
and become Jake and Abby 2.0,

703
00:30:19,771 --> 00:30:22,555
better versions of ourselves, of us.

704
00:30:26,695 --> 00:30:30,063
I'm saying, what if we gave
this thing one more shot?

705
00:30:37,711 --> 00:30:38,794
Are you okay?

706
00:30:42,216 --> 00:30:45,550
How can you... we just...

707
00:30:45,602 --> 00:30:49,471
Now, we're done.

708
00:30:49,523 --> 00:30:50,772
And you say this now.

709
00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:52,224
You can't really be surprised.

710
00:30:52,226 --> 00:30:54,059
Surprised? I'm stunned.

711
00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:57,279
I am... I am appalled.

712
00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:58,447
Appalled, that's a word.

713
00:30:58,482 --> 00:31:00,232
All I wanted was for us to stay together!

714
00:31:00,234 --> 00:31:02,451
I begged you to give it a chance.

715
00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:03,902
Yeah, while you hated my guts.

716
00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:05,237
And you hated my guts,

717
00:31:05,239 --> 00:31:07,239
but it was not me who told the kids

718
00:31:07,241 --> 00:31:08,490
we were getting a divorce.

719
00:31:08,542 --> 00:31:10,158
- I know, and that...
- You took that leap, Jake.

720
00:31:10,210 --> 00:31:11,209
- That was then.
- I did not do that.

721
00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:13,044
That was then.

722
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,580
Tell me that living apart
hasn't been a game changer.

723
00:31:15,632 --> 00:31:17,332
That is not the way to save a marriage.

724
00:31:17,384 --> 00:31:19,217
You don't know that.

725
00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:21,753
I'm talking about how I feel now,

726
00:31:21,805 --> 00:31:24,840
and you have been giving
me some serious vibes.

727
00:31:24,892 --> 00:31:26,641
I have not.

728
00:31:26,677 --> 00:31:28,593
Oh, come on, this has been hard for me,

729
00:31:28,645 --> 00:31:29,845
but I am over you, Jake.

730
00:31:29,897 --> 00:31:31,813
I have a wonderful new man in my life.

731
00:31:31,849 --> 00:31:34,516
Uh-huh, and that's why
you wanted to meet tonight.

732
00:31:34,568 --> 00:31:37,602
And that's why you wanted
me to kiss you the night

733
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:38,987
- of the fund-raiser... -
I... kiss you? I didn't...

734
00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:40,222
After I gave you that necklace

735
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,490
- that you're wearing.
- Yeah.

736
00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:43,825
You totally wanted me to kiss you.

737
00:31:43,861 --> 00:31:46,077
Oh, my God, wanting you to
kiss me is very different

738
00:31:46,113 --> 00:31:47,329
than me trying to kiss you.

739
00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:48,530
Uh-huh. Okay, how about this?

740
00:31:48,582 --> 00:31:50,248
"I'm jealous of whoever gets you next"?

741
00:31:50,284 --> 00:31:52,167
Yes, because I am. Because I am.

742
00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:54,286
Guess what. It's not gonna be me.

743
00:31:54,288 --> 00:31:55,453
That's why. You know why?

744
00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:58,039
Because we literally tore our lives apart,

745
00:31:58,091 --> 00:31:59,791
and we have devastated our children.

746
00:31:59,843 --> 00:32:01,376
Who would have been even
maybe more screwed up

747
00:32:01,428 --> 00:32:02,427
- if we had stayed together...
- Oh, my God.

748
00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:04,262
The way that we were.

749
00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:06,181
There's no handbook.

750
00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:07,382
You're not the answer lady...

751
00:32:07,434 --> 00:32:08,633
I'm not trying to be the answer lady!

752
00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:11,636
Marriage is not a
one-size-fits-all deal, okay?

753
00:32:11,688 --> 00:32:13,438
I don't know. You don't know.

754
00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:15,557
All I know is that I am still...

755
00:32:15,609 --> 00:32:19,728
And screw me, I probably always
will be... in love with you.

756
00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:25,700
- You are mean.
- Mean?

757
00:32:25,736 --> 00:32:27,536
You are mean. You know what this is?

758
00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:29,120
- This is last-minute
jitters. - No.

759
00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:32,991
And as usual, you are being
impulsive and childish.

760
00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:34,492
You know why Becca broke up with me?

761
00:32:34,494 --> 00:32:37,495
Because I'm not over you,
and you're not over me either.

762
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:38,880
- Enough.
- Everybody knows it.

763
00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:41,049
Stop. You know what I'm gonna do right now?

764
00:32:41,084 --> 00:32:44,002
I'm gonna go back to my
house to my divorce party

765
00:32:44,054 --> 00:32:47,756
because we are getting a divorce, okay?

766
00:32:47,808 --> 00:32:49,341
Case closed.

767
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,680
♪ I'm gonna scream it to the sky ♪

768
00:32:55,732 --> 00:32:57,649
♪ And pound my fists against the wall ♪

769
00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:58,984
♪ There's only one way ♪

770
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,339
This is awesome, but we're missing

771
00:33:00,354 --> 00:33:01,736
one very important thing.

772
00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:03,738
Yeah, I noticed.

773
00:33:03,774 --> 00:33:04,990
Maybe all of those times

774
00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:07,025
she said she didn't want
us to throw her a party,

775
00:33:07,077 --> 00:33:08,827
she really didn't want
us to throw her a party.

776
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:10,111
What?

777
00:33:11,498 --> 00:33:12,530
Hi.

778
00:33:12,583 --> 00:33:13,999
Hey, Abby.

779
00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:15,367
- Hey.
- Hey.

780
00:33:15,369 --> 00:33:18,670
Where's that goddamn gun?

781
00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,705
Oh, my God, that's hilarious.

782
00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:22,347
I know you've been wanting to do this.

783
00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:24,542
I knew you wouldn't listen
to me when I said no.

784
00:33:24,595 --> 00:33:27,178
Absolutely not, baby. Absolutely not.

785
00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:29,214
- Oh, my Gosh.
- It was the '90s.

786
00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:31,466
- It was the '90s.
- Shoot the '90s.

787
00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:35,638
There you go.

788
00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:38,056
Oh, thank you.

789
00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:39,274
Bye-bye, dress.

790
00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:42,144
All right.

791
00:33:45,198 --> 00:33:47,115
- There you go.
- Do it.

792
00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,068
Bull's-eye!

793
00:33:53,624 --> 00:33:54,624
Yeah.

794
00:33:54,625 --> 00:33:58,243
♪ ♪

795
00:33:58,245 --> 00:34:01,079
♪ There's a Chinese cigarette case ♪

796
00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:03,131
♪ And the rest you can keep ♪

797
00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:06,668
♪ There's a hole in my neighborhood ♪

798
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,387
♪ Down which of late ♪

799
00:34:09,423 --> 00:34:15,226
♪ I cannot help but fall ♪

800
00:34:17,848 --> 00:34:20,682
♪ ♪

801
00:34:20,734 --> 00:34:25,153
♪ Someday we'll be drinking
with the seldom seen kid ♪

802
00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:28,073
Last round, which rightfully
goes to our divorce Sherpa,

803
00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:30,025
Abby McCarthy.

804
00:34:30,077 --> 00:34:32,577
- Ow!
- Thank you.

805
00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:35,280
I am gonna take this bitch down.

806
00:34:50,097 --> 00:34:52,964
You okay?

807
00:34:53,016 --> 00:34:54,632
Uh...

808
00:34:54,685 --> 00:34:56,801
What? Abby, what is it?

809
00:34:56,803 --> 00:35:00,021
It's so beautiful.

810
00:35:00,057 --> 00:35:01,856
- What is she talking about?
- Shh, shh, shh.

811
00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:04,275
It's better.

812
00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:09,064
I mean, nobody can live
up to the all-white,

813
00:35:09,116 --> 00:35:12,650
happily-ever-after
wedding gown

814
00:35:12,703 --> 00:35:14,235
because ultimately it's you,

815
00:35:14,287 --> 00:35:19,874
it's the one you love,

816
00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:24,212
a lot of hard work,

817
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:28,216
and a gamble.

818
00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:30,835
Better odds than Vegas.

819
00:35:30,887 --> 00:35:33,338
You really think so?

820
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:36,841
I hope so.

821
00:35:36,893 --> 00:35:38,426
I have... I have to go somewhere.

822
00:35:38,478 --> 00:35:40,678
- Yeah. Okay.
- Okay.

823
00:35:40,731 --> 00:35:43,515
♪ It's all right ♪

824
00:35:43,567 --> 00:35:45,767
♪ It's all right ♪

825
00:35:45,819 --> 00:35:47,519
What just happened?

826
00:35:47,521 --> 00:35:48,653
Oh!

827
00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:49,938
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

828
00:35:49,990 --> 00:35:52,690
♪ You're my
hand-me-down jean ♪

829
00:35:52,743 --> 00:35:55,660
♪ I'm your warranted queen ♪

830
00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:58,830
♪ My mouth on your spoon ♪

831
00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:05,370
♪ Good night red balloon ♪

832
00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:10,959
♪ Red balloon ♪

833
00:36:11,011 --> 00:36:12,927
♪ ♪

834
00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:16,181
♪ You play your cards
with a mystery face ♪

835
00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:18,216
♪ And use your golden grace ♪

836
00:36:18,218 --> 00:36:20,718
You lost your keys, huh?

837
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:21,803
You got my text?

838
00:36:21,855 --> 00:36:23,388
Yeah.

839
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,556
Oh, no.

840
00:36:24,608 --> 00:36:26,558
Yeah, crazy, right? Totally stuck here.

841
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,727
Yeah.

842
00:36:29,780 --> 00:36:33,281
Thanks for the do-over.

843
00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:34,783
I...

844
00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:36,484
♪ ♪

845
00:36:36,536 --> 00:36:39,737
♪ But it's all right ♪

846
00:36:39,790 --> 00:36:41,072
♪ It's all right ♪

847
00:36:41,124 --> 00:36:44,492
♪ It's all right, it's all right ♪

848
00:36:46,461 --> 00:36:48,410
♪ ♪

849
00:36:51,651 --> 00:36:55,602
♪ I can hear your heart beat ♪

850
00:36:55,655 --> 00:36:57,154
♪ For a thousand miles ♪

851
00:36:57,189 --> 00:36:59,823
- Hey.
- Hey.

852
00:37:01,444 --> 00:37:02,826
Oh, my God.

853
00:37:06,449 --> 00:37:08,949
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.

854
00:37:08,951 --> 00:37:11,502
Stop seducing me. You got to go.

855
00:37:11,537 --> 00:37:14,188
♪ Yeah, and I'm running to you ♪

856
00:37:14,325 --> 00:37:15,325
How are you doing?

857
00:37:15,326 --> 00:37:18,127
I am better.

858
00:37:18,162 --> 00:37:19,829
Turns out talking about your feelings

859
00:37:19,831 --> 00:37:22,798
and screaming while shooting
a paintball gun really helps.

860
00:37:22,834 --> 00:37:25,051
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

861
00:37:25,086 --> 00:37:27,220
Good.

862
00:37:30,758 --> 00:37:33,392
♪ You got a fine sense of humor ♪

863
00:37:33,428 --> 00:37:35,011
♪ When I'm feeling low down ♪

864
00:37:35,063 --> 00:37:37,647
- Morning, gorgeous.
- Mmm.

865
00:37:37,682 --> 00:37:41,767
♪ When I come to you
when the sun goes down ♪

866
00:37:41,819 --> 00:37:44,904
I still love you.

867
00:37:44,939 --> 00:37:48,524
And screw me, I probably always will.

868
00:37:48,526 --> 00:37:51,027
I know.

869
00:37:51,079 --> 00:37:53,195
I love you too.

870
00:37:53,248 --> 00:37:55,781
♪ Like a thief ♪

871
00:37:55,833 --> 00:37:59,335
♪ You give me love, love, love, love ♪

872
00:37:59,370 --> 00:38:00,953
♪ Crazy love ♪

873
00:38:02,206 --> 00:38:06,259
♪ You give me love, love, love, love ♪

874
00:38:06,294 --> 00:38:09,045
How does it feel to be
almost Mrs. Delia Beech?

875
00:38:11,549 --> 00:38:13,683
Wait a minute.

876
00:38:16,521 --> 00:38:19,472
You don't really expect me
to take your name, do you?

877
00:38:19,524 --> 00:38:22,358
- The kids.
- They're still asleep.

878
00:38:22,393 --> 00:38:25,728
- You're in the clear.
- That's funny.

879
00:38:25,780 --> 00:38:27,980
How did I become the
one sneaking in and out?

880
00:38:28,032 --> 00:38:29,398
I know.

881
00:38:29,450 --> 00:38:30,733
My master plan worked.

882
00:38:30,735 --> 00:38:33,536
Diabolical.

883
00:38:33,571 --> 00:38:37,790
Yup, this is she.

884
00:38:37,825 --> 00:38:40,376
What?

885
00:38:40,411 --> 00:38:42,411
That is outrageous.

886
00:38:42,463 --> 00:38:44,413
It's not exactly unprecedented.

887
00:38:44,415 --> 00:38:48,751
Yeah, but I have my own name.

888
00:38:48,753 --> 00:38:49,885
I have a career.

889
00:38:49,921 --> 00:38:54,056
♪ It makes me feel whole ♪

890
00:38:54,092 --> 00:38:56,392
♪ And it makes me mellow ♪

891
00:38:56,427 --> 00:38:57,593
♪ Down in my soul ♪

892
00:38:57,595 --> 00:39:01,180
What's up?

893
00:39:01,232 --> 00:39:05,518
Kori is pressing civil charges.

894
00:39:05,570 --> 00:39:08,938
♪ You give me love, love, love, love ♪

895
00:39:08,940 --> 00:39:12,575
- We shouldn't say anything.
- No, not yet.

896
00:39:12,610 --> 00:39:15,945
I mean, we don't know what it is.

897
00:39:15,997 --> 00:39:18,531
Yeah.

898
00:39:18,583 --> 00:39:21,951
Except incredible.

899
00:39:22,003 --> 00:39:24,587
♪ Crazy love ♪

900
00:39:24,622 --> 00:39:26,255
You still mad at me?

901
00:39:26,290 --> 00:39:28,040
No.

902
00:39:28,092 --> 00:39:30,209
Hmm.

903
00:39:30,261 --> 00:39:33,462
I'm sorry for not hearing your feelings.

904
00:39:33,514 --> 00:39:35,214
When you say it like that,
it sounds like you're...

905
00:39:35,266 --> 00:39:38,300
You know me, come on. I'm
just... I'm scared, kid.

906
00:39:38,353 --> 00:39:40,302
I'm scared.

907
00:39:40,355 --> 00:39:42,688
And I want you to come back to me,

908
00:39:42,724 --> 00:39:46,609
even though I'm a crazy person.

909
00:39:46,644 --> 00:39:49,111
Dad's way crazier.

910
00:39:49,147 --> 00:39:51,113
Yeah.

911
00:39:51,149 --> 00:39:55,818
I just need to see what
he left us for, you know?

912
00:39:58,790 --> 00:40:01,991
Okay.

913
00:40:02,043 --> 00:40:06,629
You, I am told, are your own person.

914
00:40:08,249 --> 00:40:10,883
So I can go?

915
00:40:12,970 --> 00:40:15,087
Yeah.

916
00:40:15,139 --> 00:40:16,338
Thank you.

917
00:40:16,391 --> 00:40:18,724
I love you.

918
00:40:20,478 --> 00:40:22,845
I love you more.

919
00:40:30,738 --> 00:40:32,938
Hey.

920
00:40:32,990 --> 00:40:35,491
Hey.

921
00:40:35,526 --> 00:40:37,243
I thought we were supposed to meet, so...

922
00:40:37,278 --> 00:40:41,030
Sorry, I... yeah.

923
00:40:45,169 --> 00:40:49,038
Uh, I got you a Mexican hot chocolate.

924
00:40:59,383 --> 00:41:03,469
We should talk about Baja.

925
00:41:03,521 --> 00:41:05,805
Yeah.

926
00:41:05,857 --> 00:41:07,022
- Hey.
- Hey.

927
00:41:07,058 --> 00:41:09,141
Just... I just got all
your messages, sorry.

928
00:41:09,193 --> 00:41:11,694
Yeah, I've been trying to
reach you since last night.

929
00:41:11,729 --> 00:41:13,729
Oh, I'm sorry.

930
00:41:13,731 --> 00:41:15,781
It's been a crazy few days.

931
00:41:15,817 --> 00:41:19,368
Tell me about it.

932
00:41:20,655 --> 00:41:24,323
So I was late, and I peed on a stick.

933
00:41:24,375 --> 00:41:27,126
♪ And my heart is ripped out ♪

934
00:41:27,161 --> 00:41:29,411
♪ And thrown on the floor ♪

935
00:41:29,413 --> 00:41:32,882
♪ There's no pieces
to pick up anymore ♪

936
00:41:32,917 --> 00:41:34,917
♪ ♪

937
00:41:34,969 --> 00:41:41,140
♪ Give me faith, come on, love ♪

938
00:41:41,175 --> 00:41:45,010
♪ Love, love, love ♪

939
00:41:45,260 --> 00:41:47,669
♪ Love, love, love ♪

940
00:41:48,962 --> 00:41:54,041
Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
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