1 00:00:00,006 --> 00:00:02,050 Previously on Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce... 2 00:00:02,151 --> 00:00:03,695 The crack is gonna continue spreading unless you 3 00:00:03,696 --> 00:00:05,040 get a retaining wall. 4 00:00:05,043 --> 00:00:07,444 You don't need to deal with the foundation today, 5 00:00:07,446 --> 00:00:08,978 but it needs to be handled soon. 6 00:00:08,980 --> 00:00:11,481 I blew it with Marco. We had this amazing meeting, 7 00:00:11,483 --> 00:00:12,849 and what do I do after? I go-- 8 00:00:12,851 --> 00:00:13,851 You kissed him? 9 00:00:13,852 --> 00:00:16,786 Maybe I gave across the wrong vibe. 10 00:00:16,788 --> 00:00:18,788 Delvar, is that you? 11 00:00:18,790 --> 00:00:21,725 You need to talk to your father, your only living parent. 12 00:00:21,727 --> 00:00:23,293 Please, he gets his check every month. 13 00:00:23,295 --> 00:00:25,161 I just booked a suite at the Four Seasons 14 00:00:25,163 --> 00:00:26,863 in Bora Bora for next week. 15 00:00:26,865 --> 00:00:27,998 Come with me. 16 00:00:28,299 --> 00:00:29,300 SORRY CAN'T MAKE IT. GO WITHOUT ME... 17 00:00:29,301 --> 00:00:31,468 Never mind, Tommy. Just take me home. 18 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:35,355 He found these emails between me and someone else. 19 00:00:35,357 --> 00:00:37,123 That is my friend Will. 20 00:00:37,125 --> 00:00:38,224 Oh, that's your friend Will? 21 00:00:38,226 --> 00:00:41,494 Wow, he's just a widdle boy. 22 00:00:41,496 --> 00:00:42,762 I've been an ass. I've been a-- 23 00:00:42,764 --> 00:00:45,531 A douchey, insecure, immature ass. 24 00:00:45,533 --> 00:00:47,533 You could have anybody you want. 25 00:00:52,741 --> 00:00:57,813 RULE # 46 KEEP THE HOLIDAYS LOW KEY 26 00:01:00,615 --> 00:01:02,749 Oh, my God, no. 27 00:01:02,751 --> 00:01:04,217 The wind was bad enough. 28 00:01:04,219 --> 00:01:06,352 Sleep officially over. 29 00:01:06,354 --> 00:01:09,422 Mmm, we should tell them to start later. 30 00:01:09,424 --> 00:01:14,193 We can't, they have to be done by Thanksgiving. 31 00:01:14,195 --> 00:01:17,663 Good morning, beautiful. 32 00:01:19,267 --> 00:01:21,200 I like your face. 33 00:01:21,202 --> 00:01:24,470 I like yours. 34 00:01:24,472 --> 00:01:26,305 So what are you doing for Thanksgiving? 35 00:01:26,307 --> 00:01:28,241 You got the kids? 36 00:01:28,243 --> 00:01:30,643 No, Jake's taking the kids to his parents', 37 00:01:30,645 --> 00:01:32,512 Max and Ford are up north. 38 00:01:32,514 --> 00:01:36,249 Just holiday orphans here, only. 39 00:01:36,251 --> 00:01:38,384 What are you doing? 40 00:01:38,386 --> 00:01:42,155 Well, my folks are with my sister up in Alaska, 41 00:01:42,157 --> 00:01:46,759 so it is just me and Mike the roommate. 42 00:01:46,761 --> 00:01:48,261 Oh, God. 43 00:01:48,263 --> 00:01:49,429 That's horrible. 44 00:01:49,431 --> 00:01:51,397 Yeah. 45 00:01:51,399 --> 00:01:54,233 It will be video games and frozen turkey dinners. 46 00:01:54,235 --> 00:01:55,635 - Oh. - I mean, look, 47 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:58,438 I have mad poultry skills, 48 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,640 but Mike hates real food. 49 00:02:00,642 --> 00:02:02,375 You have mad poultry skills? 50 00:02:02,377 --> 00:02:03,509 - Stunning. - What does that mean? 51 00:02:03,511 --> 00:02:04,710 Stunning. 52 00:02:04,712 --> 00:02:07,513 I'd love an adults-only Thanksgiving. 53 00:02:07,515 --> 00:02:10,249 Is it-- 54 00:02:10,251 --> 00:02:12,518 Is it too soon for us to have Thanksgiving together? 55 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,420 I mean, the kids aren't here, so I-- it would be- 56 00:02:14,422 --> 00:02:16,355 Too soon for kids. 57 00:02:16,357 --> 00:02:20,827 But we've been a thing for over three weeks. 58 00:02:20,829 --> 00:02:24,130 A thing? Oh, wait. 59 00:02:24,132 --> 00:02:26,399 Whoa, whoa, whoa, a thing as in 60 00:02:26,401 --> 00:02:30,103 I only want to see you? Because... 61 00:02:30,105 --> 00:02:32,438 I only want to see you. 62 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:33,539 Does that make you my boyfriend? 63 00:02:33,541 --> 00:02:35,341 I'd say I've been your boyfriend 64 00:02:35,343 --> 00:02:38,578 since I first laid eyes on you. 65 00:02:38,580 --> 00:02:41,581 You just didn't know it. 66 00:02:41,583 --> 00:02:43,583 Swoon. 67 00:02:58,228 --> 00:03:02,789 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 68 00:03:04,506 --> 00:03:05,872 Argh-- okay, here. 69 00:03:05,874 --> 00:03:08,407 Gonna give that to you, you put it there for me? 70 00:03:08,409 --> 00:03:09,409 We're gonna put them up-- 71 00:03:09,410 --> 00:03:12,245 Hi. 72 00:03:12,247 --> 00:03:13,646 - Oh, no. - What? 73 00:03:13,648 --> 00:03:14,914 There's been a misunderstanding. 74 00:03:14,916 --> 00:03:16,549 We're building an edible wall today. 75 00:03:16,551 --> 00:03:18,184 I think Coachella's next week. 76 00:03:18,186 --> 00:03:19,285 That's so fun-- Okay, I'll just-- 77 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:20,385 You don't need my help, then. 78 00:03:20,388 --> 00:03:21,554 - I'll leave. - Well, I don't know. 79 00:03:21,556 --> 00:03:25,258 I don't want to mess up your cute outfit. 80 00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:27,193 Wow. 81 00:03:27,195 --> 00:03:28,528 Were you just flirting with me? 82 00:03:28,530 --> 00:03:32,198 What? 83 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:33,200 No. 84 00:03:33,201 --> 00:03:34,201 No? 85 00:03:34,202 --> 00:03:35,701 No, I don't-- 86 00:03:35,703 --> 00:03:39,872 I don't do-- I was just being whatever. 87 00:03:39,874 --> 00:03:42,608 Well, your whatever was really flirty, 88 00:03:42,610 --> 00:03:44,377 just so you know. 89 00:03:48,950 --> 00:03:50,516 - Was I flirting? - Nope. 90 00:03:50,518 --> 00:03:53,386 Thank you. I didn't think so. 91 00:03:53,388 --> 00:03:56,222 So I hope you're enjoying the ride. 92 00:03:56,224 --> 00:03:59,392 Oh, what do you mean? 93 00:03:59,394 --> 00:04:02,662 Well, you've got a lot to be thankful for, lady. 94 00:04:02,664 --> 00:04:04,297 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 95 00:04:04,299 --> 00:04:06,465 First you land Gordon Beech, 96 00:04:06,467 --> 00:04:10,670 and now you are dating Josh Groban? 97 00:04:10,672 --> 00:04:13,439 And everything's good with Mr. Beech? 98 00:04:13,441 --> 00:04:14,540 Yeah, great, why? 99 00:04:14,542 --> 00:04:15,875 Good. No, I'm just curious. 100 00:04:15,877 --> 00:04:19,278 I-- you know, not handling his business anymore, so. 101 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:21,814 So this is where you do your work now, 102 00:04:21,816 --> 00:04:23,382 in a bakery. 103 00:04:23,384 --> 00:04:24,750 - What are you doing here? - Your assistant 104 00:04:24,752 --> 00:04:26,385 told me where to find you. 105 00:04:26,387 --> 00:04:28,221 I would have called ahead, but I didn't want to give you 106 00:04:28,223 --> 00:04:29,655 the opportunity to make your excuses, Delvar. 107 00:04:29,657 --> 00:04:32,658 This is my boss, Albert. This is my father, Majid. 108 00:04:32,660 --> 00:04:33,693 Father? 109 00:04:33,695 --> 00:04:36,329 Well, it is very nice to meet you. 110 00:04:36,331 --> 00:04:38,831 Delia has told me so much about you. 111 00:04:38,833 --> 00:04:40,600 So you and the wife are in from Iran? 112 00:04:40,602 --> 00:04:43,936 That's a hell of a flight. 113 00:04:43,938 --> 00:04:45,638 I live in Baltimore, 114 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:49,242 and I haven't seen my wife in 30 years. 115 00:04:49,244 --> 00:04:50,476 Oh, I'm sorry. 116 00:04:50,478 --> 00:04:51,711 That-- that's me. 117 00:04:51,713 --> 00:04:54,914 I must have gotten confused. 118 00:04:54,916 --> 00:04:57,750 Well, I'll leave you to your daughter, then, sir. 119 00:04:57,752 --> 00:04:59,685 - She is a treasure. - Oh. 120 00:04:59,687 --> 00:05:01,654 Have a wonderful holiday. 121 00:05:01,656 --> 00:05:02,955 Thanks. 122 00:05:02,957 --> 00:05:04,824 Bye. 123 00:05:15,036 --> 00:05:17,670 - What you doing, jellybean? - Writing Dad. 124 00:05:17,672 --> 00:05:20,606 He's always bemoaning the death of handwriting. 125 00:05:20,608 --> 00:05:22,408 Do you have the address for where he is? 126 00:05:22,410 --> 00:05:24,944 He also bemoans the death of the eight-track tape. 127 00:05:24,946 --> 00:05:26,479 Hi, guys. 128 00:05:26,481 --> 00:05:27,880 Will, this is Jo and Zooey. 129 00:05:27,882 --> 00:05:29,949 - I remember you. - I remember you. 130 00:05:29,951 --> 00:05:31,284 - How are you? - Good. 131 00:05:31,286 --> 00:05:33,719 Will is officially my new boyfriend. 132 00:05:33,721 --> 00:05:34,954 Oh, is this how we do it here in Los Angeles? 133 00:05:34,956 --> 00:05:36,822 Should I send you gifts and shit? 134 00:05:36,824 --> 00:05:37,923 No, of course not. 135 00:05:37,925 --> 00:05:39,475 Throw a piñata party, something like that? 136 00:05:39,476 --> 00:05:41,026 Is that canned mushroom soup? 137 00:05:41,029 --> 00:05:43,696 My famous green bean casserole, baby. 138 00:05:43,698 --> 00:05:45,431 Oh, fried onions. 139 00:05:45,433 --> 00:05:46,866 Come on, that's classic. I mean, that's-- 140 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,701 that's the Louie Louie of side dishes right there. 141 00:05:48,703 --> 00:05:50,002 - Mini marshmallows. - Yeah, it's a crowd-pleaser. 142 00:05:50,004 --> 00:05:51,504 My baby over there loves it. 143 00:05:51,506 --> 00:05:52,905 No, I don't. 144 00:05:52,907 --> 00:05:53,973 - Oh, all right. - Well, you know, 145 00:05:53,975 --> 00:05:56,075 since Will and Mike are coming to dinner, 146 00:05:56,077 --> 00:05:58,511 and it's, like, an adults-only Thanksgiving-- 147 00:05:58,513 --> 00:05:59,679 - And Zooey. - As I was saying, 148 00:05:59,681 --> 00:06:00,980 an adults-only Thanksgiving, 149 00:06:00,982 --> 00:06:04,717 we thought that we would make the menu kind of new? 150 00:06:04,719 --> 00:06:06,686 You told me to make the Hernandez classics. 151 00:06:06,688 --> 00:06:08,087 I know, I did. I did. 152 00:06:08,089 --> 00:06:10,000 You told me. 153 00:06:12,727 --> 00:06:14,960 So... 154 00:06:14,962 --> 00:06:17,630 We're gonna make this menu a mash-up. 155 00:06:17,632 --> 00:06:21,400 Your Joy of Cooking circa 1952 156 00:06:21,402 --> 00:06:23,869 and our stuff, right? 157 00:06:23,871 --> 00:06:25,871 - Hey, Daryl. - Hello? 158 00:06:25,873 --> 00:06:27,473 Dog, what are you doing outside? 159 00:06:27,475 --> 00:06:29,075 Good boy. What's going on? 160 00:06:29,077 --> 00:06:30,109 He got out again, Miss M. 161 00:06:30,111 --> 00:06:31,844 I thought all the doors were shut. 162 00:06:31,846 --> 00:06:33,879 Sorry, my guys might have let him slip by. 163 00:06:33,881 --> 00:06:35,715 Go to your room. 164 00:06:35,717 --> 00:06:37,083 Thanks, Daryl. 165 00:06:37,085 --> 00:06:39,952 He was digging around under the house. 166 00:06:39,954 --> 00:06:42,054 - Found this. - What is that? 167 00:06:42,056 --> 00:06:44,423 I don't know. It happens all the time. 168 00:06:44,425 --> 00:06:46,659 We find stuff in walls, crawl spaces. 169 00:06:46,661 --> 00:06:48,461 Really? I didn't know that. 170 00:06:48,463 --> 00:06:49,995 Funny. Thank you. 171 00:06:49,997 --> 00:06:51,130 Done by Thanksgiving, right? 172 00:06:51,132 --> 00:06:52,498 Yup. 173 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:55,101 It's stuck. 174 00:06:55,103 --> 00:06:56,135 Ow! 175 00:06:56,137 --> 00:06:57,703 Oh, shit. 176 00:06:57,705 --> 00:06:59,038 - You okay? - Yes. 177 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,640 Someone doesn't want you to open that box. 178 00:07:01,642 --> 00:07:04,577 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. I'll get you a Band-Aid. 179 00:07:04,579 --> 00:07:06,946 Thank you, I'm good. 180 00:07:06,948 --> 00:07:09,648 Keep that on there, all right? 181 00:07:09,650 --> 00:07:10,783 - I'm good. - Hold it tight. 182 00:07:10,785 --> 00:07:12,585 All right. 183 00:07:17,425 --> 00:07:19,592 What is all this stuff? 184 00:07:19,594 --> 00:07:22,695 Ah. 185 00:07:22,697 --> 00:07:24,697 Oh. 186 00:07:24,699 --> 00:07:26,932 Hey, Jake. 187 00:07:26,934 --> 00:07:28,701 Hey, Abby. 188 00:07:28,703 --> 00:07:30,936 Oh, wow, you sound terrible. 189 00:07:30,938 --> 00:07:33,606 Are you guys headed to the airport, or? 190 00:07:33,608 --> 00:07:35,107 I'm not gonna go. I can't. 191 00:07:35,109 --> 00:07:38,043 I-- I got a mild case of norovirus or something. 192 00:07:38,045 --> 00:07:39,678 A massive evacuation. 193 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,180 Nobody wants that on an airplane. 194 00:07:41,182 --> 00:07:43,582 Oh, uh-oh. 195 00:07:43,584 --> 00:07:45,518 Look, I'm really sorry to do this, 196 00:07:45,519 --> 00:07:47,453 but I think the kids should come to your place. 197 00:07:47,455 --> 00:07:51,157 I don't want them getting this. 198 00:07:51,159 --> 00:07:53,092 Of course, yeah. 199 00:07:53,094 --> 00:07:55,094 Do you need anything, or? 200 00:07:55,096 --> 00:07:56,695 Sleep, mostly. 201 00:07:56,697 --> 00:07:58,764 Okay, well, I'll-- I'll come pick them up. 202 00:07:58,766 --> 00:08:00,065 Abby. 203 00:08:00,067 --> 00:08:02,468 I hope I'm not ruining your plans. 204 00:08:02,470 --> 00:08:04,703 No, it-- It's all good. 205 00:08:04,705 --> 00:08:06,205 Thanks. 206 00:08:06,207 --> 00:08:08,207 Bye. 207 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,514 So we're doing all this foundation work and Dog digs 208 00:08:13,584 --> 00:08:15,480 up this box that's incredible, with all these pictures 209 00:08:15,548 --> 00:08:18,230 and amazing letters from dead people. 210 00:08:18,284 --> 00:08:19,819 - Love letters? - Yeah, totally. 211 00:08:19,821 --> 00:08:21,921 This guy Frank and his wife had this incredible romance 212 00:08:21,923 --> 00:08:23,789 with so much passion, which, I, by the way, 213 00:08:23,791 --> 00:08:25,892 was also gonna have this weekend with my boyfriend. 214 00:08:25,894 --> 00:08:27,243 You've got to stop saying that word. 215 00:08:27,244 --> 00:08:28,593 But now I have the kids, 216 00:08:28,596 --> 00:08:30,163 which of course I'm thrilled about, 217 00:08:30,165 --> 00:08:33,833 but it means I have to literally un-invite my boyfriend. 218 00:08:33,835 --> 00:08:36,235 You can't un-invite the poultry master. 219 00:08:36,237 --> 00:08:37,570 I guess so. You know what? 220 00:08:37,572 --> 00:08:39,272 I'm just gonna tell him, and I'm gonna let him decide. 221 00:08:39,274 --> 00:08:40,773 I think you should do it. I mean, 222 00:08:40,775 --> 00:08:43,176 Thanksgiving is an inclusive holiday. 223 00:08:43,178 --> 00:08:44,310 The more, the merrier. 224 00:08:44,312 --> 00:08:46,512 You should just keep those doors wide open. 225 00:08:46,514 --> 00:08:47,813 Okay, who do you want to invite? 226 00:08:47,815 --> 00:08:49,549 - Oh, I want to invite Marco. - Really? 227 00:08:49,551 --> 00:08:51,951 Yes, he totally flirted with me today. 228 00:08:51,953 --> 00:08:53,219 Do it, invite him. 229 00:08:53,221 --> 00:08:54,554 Maybe he'll be your next boyfriend. 230 00:08:54,556 --> 00:08:57,356 Oh, I don't know about that. 231 00:08:57,358 --> 00:08:59,225 Oh, my God, I can't believe I have to completely revamp 232 00:08:59,227 --> 00:09:00,426 my Thanksgiving menu. 233 00:09:00,428 --> 00:09:02,595 This is so crazy. I just spent $300 on a goose 234 00:09:02,597 --> 00:09:04,463 and all the other stuff the kids won't eat. 235 00:09:04,465 --> 00:09:06,232 We'll eat my food. 236 00:09:06,234 --> 00:09:08,267 Jo, I say this with love, but my children would not 237 00:09:08,269 --> 00:09:10,303 go near a Waldorf salad with a ten-foot pole. 238 00:09:10,305 --> 00:09:11,437 - Waldorf salad? - Yeah. 239 00:09:11,439 --> 00:09:12,605 Yes. 240 00:09:12,607 --> 00:09:15,308 - That is some trailer trash. - Oh, my God. 241 00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:16,709 You guys are such snobs. 242 00:09:16,711 --> 00:09:18,578 Let me tell you something, wait 'till you have my artichoke dip. 243 00:09:18,580 --> 00:09:19,545 Oh, I'm terrified. 244 00:09:19,547 --> 00:09:20,746 It's amazing. 245 00:09:20,748 --> 00:09:24,984 Quinoa and Power Berry Salad, 246 00:09:24,986 --> 00:09:26,419 Chipotle Vegan Chili. 247 00:09:26,421 --> 00:09:27,954 Whatever happened to a nice bowl of soup? 248 00:09:27,956 --> 00:09:30,423 Please, this place isn't fancy, okay? 249 00:09:30,425 --> 00:09:33,292 I'm sure they have soup. 250 00:09:33,294 --> 00:09:34,927 Delia Banai? 251 00:09:34,929 --> 00:09:37,563 Hal Steed, CAA. 252 00:09:37,565 --> 00:09:38,931 Oh, Hal, hi. 253 00:09:38,933 --> 00:09:41,601 Nice profile in 40 Under 40. 254 00:09:41,603 --> 00:09:43,302 Terrific-- I mean, absolutely terrific. 255 00:09:43,304 --> 00:09:44,470 - Thank you, Hal. - Yeah. 256 00:09:44,472 --> 00:09:46,572 Oh, this is my father, Majid. 257 00:09:46,574 --> 00:09:48,708 He's in academics. 258 00:09:48,710 --> 00:09:52,912 Actually I work for the Center for Socialist Thought now. 259 00:09:52,914 --> 00:09:54,847 I'm not even gonna pretend to know what that means, 260 00:09:54,849 --> 00:09:57,250 but good for you. 261 00:09:57,252 --> 00:09:58,551 Delia, you know what? I got to tell you something. 262 00:09:58,552 --> 00:09:59,851 I represent a few people 263 00:09:59,854 --> 00:10:02,288 who could use a shark like you to help un-marry them. 264 00:10:02,290 --> 00:10:04,557 Well, have them call me, by all means. 265 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:05,625 Absolutely, I will. 266 00:10:05,627 --> 00:10:06,726 I'll look you up. Oh, got to go. 267 00:10:06,728 --> 00:10:08,728 Hey, enjoy your lunch. 268 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:16,035 People in this city wear their ignorance like a crown. 269 00:10:16,037 --> 00:10:17,837 Let's just get this over with, okay? 270 00:10:17,839 --> 00:10:19,605 How much do you need? 271 00:10:19,607 --> 00:10:20,640 $5,000, 272 00:10:20,642 --> 00:10:21,841 but it's not what you think. 273 00:10:21,843 --> 00:10:22,942 Oh, it's not because you drink too much 274 00:10:22,944 --> 00:10:24,010 and make poverty-level wages 275 00:10:24,012 --> 00:10:25,678 at the center for pointless crusades? 276 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:28,414 It's because I'm sick. 277 00:10:28,416 --> 00:10:31,884 Really? 278 00:10:31,886 --> 00:10:34,887 Prostate cancer. 279 00:10:34,889 --> 00:10:37,657 Okay, next I need to go to the florist, which is on Melrose, 280 00:10:37,659 --> 00:10:40,593 and then the-- the Xbox place on Santa Monica, 281 00:10:40,595 --> 00:10:42,528 and then I got to go to the crafty store 282 00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:43,963 to get Sculpy, which is on Beverly. 283 00:10:43,965 --> 00:10:45,031 Why you making all these stops? 284 00:10:45,033 --> 00:10:46,399 I don't understand. We got the eats. 285 00:10:46,401 --> 00:10:47,967 - We got the booze-- - It's for our rituals. 286 00:10:47,969 --> 00:10:50,503 We-- every year, we take Sculpy and make these pilgrims 287 00:10:50,505 --> 00:10:52,672 and all these other things, and-- Oh, my God. 288 00:10:52,674 --> 00:10:54,407 I completely forgot the turkey piñata. 289 00:10:54,409 --> 00:10:58,311 - That's, like, downtown. - Abby! 290 00:10:58,313 --> 00:10:59,578 I think you're putting too much pressure on yourself. 291 00:10:59,580 --> 00:11:00,946 - This is pressure! - I know. 292 00:11:00,948 --> 00:11:03,349 This is my kids' first holiday post-separation, 293 00:11:03,351 --> 00:11:05,584 and it has to be fun, and it has to be distracting, and-- 294 00:11:05,586 --> 00:11:08,721 Right, or they won't notice that their father's missing. 295 00:11:11,359 --> 00:11:13,459 Fine, chill out. Chill out, Abby. 296 00:11:13,461 --> 00:11:15,861 Okay, I get it. 297 00:11:15,863 --> 00:11:17,430 It's got turkey in the name. 298 00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:27,606 Hey, Mom. 299 00:11:27,608 --> 00:11:28,774 Hi, Charlie. 300 00:11:28,776 --> 00:11:30,943 Mom, this stuff in the box is so weird. 301 00:11:30,945 --> 00:11:32,778 No, they're precious. 302 00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:36,115 Oh, wow, Frank and Bertha had it bad. 303 00:11:36,117 --> 00:11:37,483 "Love is not love 304 00:11:37,485 --> 00:11:39,985 which alters when it alteration finds 305 00:11:39,987 --> 00:11:43,022 or bends with the remover to remove. 306 00:11:43,024 --> 00:11:46,859 Oh, no, it is an ever-fixed mark that looks on tempests 307 00:11:46,861 --> 00:11:48,828 and is never shaken." 308 00:11:48,830 --> 00:11:49,862 Those don't belong to us. 309 00:11:49,864 --> 00:11:51,564 Mom, these guys are dead. 310 00:11:51,566 --> 00:11:53,032 I don't think they're gonna come back for them soon. 311 00:11:53,034 --> 00:11:54,633 Well, it's personal stuff. 312 00:11:56,738 --> 00:12:00,806 Dog, shh. 313 00:12:00,808 --> 00:12:01,808 Shh. 314 00:12:09,951 --> 00:12:11,617 Char-Char? 315 00:12:11,619 --> 00:12:14,453 Can you get the ball and throw it for Dog? 316 00:12:14,455 --> 00:12:15,455 Ugh. 317 00:12:16,624 --> 00:12:17,590 All right. 318 00:12:17,592 --> 00:12:20,793 Come on, Dog, ugh. 319 00:12:20,795 --> 00:12:23,462 "Done by Thanksgiving." Right. 320 00:12:23,464 --> 00:12:25,898 I bet that Dog sees Frank. 321 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:28,434 You know, I heard animals can see ghosts. 322 00:12:28,436 --> 00:12:29,902 No joke. That stuff is for real. 323 00:12:29,904 --> 00:12:31,170 Jo, don't scare them. 324 00:12:31,172 --> 00:12:32,471 I'm not scared. 325 00:12:32,473 --> 00:12:34,607 I think it'd be awesome to have a ghost. 326 00:12:36,644 --> 00:12:37,676 Oh, God. It's Frank. 327 00:12:37,678 --> 00:12:40,546 Oh, no, no, Frank! 328 00:13:08,743 --> 00:13:10,743 Oh, God. 329 00:13:13,114 --> 00:13:14,580 You scared me. 330 00:13:14,582 --> 00:13:16,615 What, by dialing your phone? 331 00:13:16,617 --> 00:13:19,018 I'm sorry. I'm just jumpy. 332 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:22,755 Jo keeps going on and on about how Frank is a ghost. 333 00:13:22,757 --> 00:13:25,891 It's so stupid, but, you know, these letters are so sad. 334 00:13:25,893 --> 00:13:27,827 Bertha left Frank. 335 00:13:27,829 --> 00:13:29,094 Frank was ruined. 336 00:13:29,096 --> 00:13:33,466 Oh, prime haunting scenario, lost love. 337 00:13:33,468 --> 00:13:34,667 Right? I mean, 338 00:13:34,669 --> 00:13:36,535 he essentially turned into a hermit after that. 339 00:13:36,537 --> 00:13:38,737 Oh, my God, I'm gonna stop. 340 00:13:38,739 --> 00:13:40,706 Done. Did you get my text 341 00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:42,808 about the kids? Can you come? 342 00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:45,110 I would love it. 343 00:13:45,112 --> 00:13:47,046 I'm okay if you're okay. 344 00:13:47,048 --> 00:13:48,614 Yeah, no, I am, 345 00:13:48,616 --> 00:13:51,617 but I just-- look, it's just gonna stress you out, 346 00:13:51,619 --> 00:13:52,852 and we always have next year. 347 00:13:52,854 --> 00:13:55,087 I just-- well, maybe you should just enjoy your kids. 348 00:13:55,089 --> 00:13:56,622 No, I won't be stressed out. 349 00:13:56,624 --> 00:13:57,890 I promise I won't. I-- 350 00:13:57,892 --> 00:14:00,259 I would really like you there. 351 00:14:00,261 --> 00:14:03,095 Oh, I mean, 352 00:14:03,097 --> 00:14:07,199 I am your boyfriend, so... 353 00:14:08,703 --> 00:14:09,835 Hel-- hello? 354 00:14:09,837 --> 00:14:12,071 Hello? 355 00:14:12,073 --> 00:14:13,205 Ahh! 356 00:14:13,207 --> 00:14:15,007 I'm scared. 357 00:14:15,009 --> 00:14:16,742 Oh, my God. 358 00:14:16,744 --> 00:14:17,877 - I got to go. - Yeah, I got it. 359 00:14:17,879 --> 00:14:18,911 We'll talk tomorrow. 360 00:14:18,913 --> 00:14:21,580 What's happening? What's happening? 361 00:14:21,582 --> 00:14:23,749 - Is it the wind? - It's not the wind. 362 00:14:23,751 --> 00:14:25,150 What is it? 363 00:14:25,152 --> 00:14:27,887 It's the voices. 364 00:14:27,889 --> 00:14:30,256 Okay. 365 00:14:30,258 --> 00:14:34,026 There are no voices, and everything is okay. 366 00:14:34,028 --> 00:14:35,895 Okay. 367 00:14:45,073 --> 00:14:46,540 What are you making over there? 368 00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:48,909 Ambrosia, and yes, 369 00:14:48,911 --> 00:14:51,945 with maraschino cherries and marshmallows. 370 00:14:51,947 --> 00:14:54,147 Go ahead, make a crack. Try me. 371 00:14:54,149 --> 00:14:56,049 You're a little on edge there, gal. 372 00:14:56,051 --> 00:14:57,484 It's just this stupid wind. 373 00:14:57,486 --> 00:14:59,052 It just makes my brain itchy. 374 00:15:02,991 --> 00:15:04,791 Quiet down! 375 00:15:04,793 --> 00:15:06,159 What's the matter with him? 376 00:15:06,161 --> 00:15:08,929 Don't say anything. 377 00:15:08,931 --> 00:15:10,664 So what's going on with Bertha and Frank? 378 00:15:10,666 --> 00:15:14,034 Bertha and Frank, my kindred spirits. 379 00:15:14,036 --> 00:15:17,737 Let's see, next letter. 380 00:15:17,739 --> 00:15:21,174 - The latest is... - Mm-hmm? 381 00:15:21,176 --> 00:15:24,778 "Sweet, sweet Bertha." 382 00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:26,713 Bertha. Bertha's such a hard name. 383 00:15:26,715 --> 00:15:27,781 It's not sexy. 384 00:15:27,783 --> 00:15:28,982 Oh, Bertha. 385 00:15:28,984 --> 00:15:29,984 Do me, Bertha. 386 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:34,087 Okay, "I'm going crazy here in my bed, 387 00:15:34,089 --> 00:15:36,990 only a floor above you, craving your hands on me 388 00:15:36,992 --> 00:15:40,026 while Jane prattles on about her days at the club." 389 00:15:40,028 --> 00:15:41,194 Who's Jane? 390 00:15:41,196 --> 00:15:43,029 What Jane? 391 00:15:47,569 --> 00:15:48,668 Jane is his wife. 392 00:15:48,670 --> 00:15:50,070 Oh, my God. 393 00:15:50,072 --> 00:15:51,204 He was schtupping the nanny. 394 00:15:51,206 --> 00:15:52,739 That bastard! 395 00:15:52,741 --> 00:15:54,207 That's why he's in limbo. 396 00:15:54,209 --> 00:15:55,876 The guy was screwing over two women. 397 00:15:55,878 --> 00:15:58,678 Maybe Frank was confused. He seemed nice. 398 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:02,616 A lot of unresolved issues with Frank, hmm? 399 00:16:02,618 --> 00:16:04,551 No. 400 00:16:04,553 --> 00:16:06,019 We're not doing a séance, Jo. 401 00:16:06,021 --> 00:16:07,587 Okay, come on. We're gonna have 402 00:16:07,589 --> 00:16:09,556 a little smudge, sage, 403 00:16:09,558 --> 00:16:10,857 lavender, poof, 404 00:16:10,859 --> 00:16:14,694 all the negative energy will just fly out the window. 405 00:16:14,696 --> 00:16:15,962 - It'll be fun. - No. 406 00:16:15,964 --> 00:16:18,665 - Yes. - No, no. 407 00:16:20,736 --> 00:16:23,703 What are you doing for Thanksgiving? 408 00:16:23,705 --> 00:16:26,573 Well, homegrown does these holiday food bags 409 00:16:26,575 --> 00:16:27,707 for some local churches, 410 00:16:27,709 --> 00:16:30,944 so probably just do a drop-off in the morning. 411 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:31,946 - That's cool. - Yeah. 412 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:34,080 Do you need help? 413 00:16:34,082 --> 00:16:37,117 Don't you have some kind of fancy dinner with fancy friends? 414 00:16:37,119 --> 00:16:39,553 I do have a fancy dinner, but it's not 'till later, 415 00:16:39,555 --> 00:16:44,791 and my kids are with their dad, so I'm kind of free. 416 00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:46,927 Yeah, cool. Come-- come help out. 417 00:16:46,929 --> 00:16:48,161 All right, I will. 418 00:16:48,163 --> 00:16:50,764 And then if you-- if you wanted to come to my thing 419 00:16:50,766 --> 00:16:51,998 after, you-- you could. 420 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,234 I mean, it's gonna be a lot of fun, good food, 421 00:16:54,236 --> 00:16:56,002 good wine, good people. 422 00:16:56,004 --> 00:17:00,040 Yeah, I don't really believe in Thanksgiving. 423 00:17:00,042 --> 00:17:03,176 No, it exists. I've seen it. 424 00:17:03,178 --> 00:17:04,678 It's the celebration 425 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,614 of the systematic genocide of the Native American people. 426 00:17:07,616 --> 00:17:10,750 Oh, my God, you are gonna be a delightful dinner companion. 427 00:17:10,752 --> 00:17:13,853 And this is why it may not be the best idea. 428 00:17:13,855 --> 00:17:15,589 Well, if you don't come, all the extra food 429 00:17:15,591 --> 00:17:16,656 that's not gonna be eaten? 430 00:17:16,658 --> 00:17:19,092 - Mm-hmm? - Landfill. 431 00:17:19,094 --> 00:17:20,627 And you are gonna be responsible for that. 432 00:17:20,629 --> 00:17:21,928 How does that feel? 433 00:17:21,930 --> 00:17:23,964 Good one. You sure? 434 00:17:23,966 --> 00:17:28,168 I mean, I don't want to impose on your Hollywood peeps. 435 00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:31,171 No, I'm-- I'm sure. You should-- you should come. 436 00:17:31,173 --> 00:17:33,006 Besides, it's gonna be really funny when one of my friends 437 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,841 wants to punch you in the face. 438 00:17:39,181 --> 00:17:42,015 Okay. 439 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,217 Family meeting. 440 00:17:44,219 --> 00:17:45,219 Is it something bad? 441 00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:46,953 No, no, it's good. 442 00:17:46,955 --> 00:17:51,291 I have been on a few dates with a special friend, 443 00:17:51,293 --> 00:17:55,795 and he's coming to Thanksgiving. 444 00:17:55,797 --> 00:17:58,098 Is he invisible like Chad? 445 00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:01,101 No, he is real. 446 00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:03,937 Actually, Lilly, you met him that one night. 447 00:18:03,939 --> 00:18:04,939 Oh, that guy. 448 00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:06,206 Before you say anything, please 449 00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,108 remember that Becca is younger than he is, 450 00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:10,644 and you actually liked her. 451 00:18:10,646 --> 00:18:11,911 Whatever. 452 00:18:11,913 --> 00:18:15,649 Just do not kiss him, or else I'll upchuck. 453 00:18:15,651 --> 00:18:17,083 Ew! 454 00:18:17,085 --> 00:18:19,319 Okay, that's a deal. 455 00:18:19,321 --> 00:18:22,188 Thank you for your kind blessings. 456 00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:27,160 Char-Char, do you have anything you want to ask? 457 00:18:27,162 --> 00:18:29,162 Is he gonna be my new daddy? 458 00:18:29,164 --> 00:18:30,797 No, no, honey. 459 00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:34,734 Your daddy is always gonna be your daddy no matter what. 460 00:18:34,736 --> 00:18:36,202 Will is just someone that I really like. 461 00:18:36,204 --> 00:18:40,240 I don't have any plans to marry him. 462 00:18:40,242 --> 00:18:42,342 Can he play ping pong? 463 00:18:42,344 --> 00:18:43,877 I'm sure if you ask him he will. 464 00:18:43,879 --> 00:18:45,178 - Yeah! - Okay. 465 00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,346 Does that mean it's okay? 466 00:18:46,348 --> 00:18:47,847 - You're good? - It's close enough. 467 00:18:47,849 --> 00:18:49,716 Don't push it, Mom. 468 00:18:57,826 --> 00:18:59,292 Hey, Delia. 469 00:18:59,294 --> 00:19:04,164 Oh, of course your father can come. 470 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,433 Oh, I'm so sorry that he's not well. 471 00:19:06,435 --> 00:19:09,302 Where's the rest of the candy? 472 00:19:09,304 --> 00:19:11,071 Yeah, no, don't worry about it, seriously. 473 00:19:11,073 --> 00:19:12,073 Okay, bye. 474 00:19:12,074 --> 00:19:13,373 Oh, my God. 475 00:19:13,375 --> 00:19:14,708 That makes-- 476 00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:16,242 That makes 12 people coming to dinner. 477 00:19:16,244 --> 00:19:18,161 How am I gonna fit them all around the table? 478 00:19:18,162 --> 00:19:20,079 Does this taste dusty to you? 479 00:19:20,082 --> 00:19:22,816 Oh, I have no intention of finding out. 480 00:19:22,818 --> 00:19:24,451 Do you know what Delia said about hanging out with her dad? 481 00:19:24,453 --> 00:19:26,386 She said it's akin to walking the plank. 482 00:19:26,388 --> 00:19:28,855 If they argue all dinner, it's gonna be a nightmare. 483 00:19:28,857 --> 00:19:31,257 Mom, can Dad please come to Thanksgiving? 484 00:19:31,259 --> 00:19:32,992 - No. - He's all alone. 485 00:19:32,994 --> 00:19:34,894 No, honey, he's sick, and I'm sure he's just sleeping. 486 00:19:34,896 --> 00:19:40,200 No, he's all better, see? 487 00:19:40,202 --> 00:19:42,502 You know what, Charlie? I'm so sorry that he can't come. 488 00:19:42,504 --> 00:19:43,837 I'm so sorry. 489 00:19:43,839 --> 00:19:45,872 Argh! 490 00:19:45,874 --> 00:19:47,140 - Hey! - I want Daddy! 491 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,843 - I want Daddy! - Char-Char, honey. 492 00:19:49,845 --> 00:19:51,945 The oven's not working. 493 00:19:51,947 --> 00:19:53,146 Abby, the oven isn't working. 494 00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:54,297 What do you mean, the oven's not working? 495 00:19:54,298 --> 00:19:55,447 - It's not working. - Oh, my God. 496 00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:57,450 I have 12 people coming for a hot dinner. 497 00:19:57,452 --> 00:19:58,952 Darryl, the oven's not working. 498 00:19:58,954 --> 00:20:00,220 He left hours ago. 499 00:20:00,222 --> 00:20:02,222 What are you screaming for Darryl for? 500 00:20:02,223 --> 00:20:04,223 God, Darryl. 501 00:20:04,226 --> 00:20:05,992 - Come here, honey. - I want Daddy. 502 00:20:05,994 --> 00:20:07,127 Come here, give it. Come here. 503 00:20:07,129 --> 00:20:08,261 Come here, come with me. 504 00:20:08,263 --> 00:20:09,963 - I want Daddy! - All right. 505 00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:11,531 - I want Daddy! - Oh, my God. 506 00:20:11,533 --> 00:20:14,000 - I want Daddy! - Darryl. 507 00:20:14,002 --> 00:20:16,202 Darryl, the-- the oven has stopped working. 508 00:20:16,204 --> 00:20:18,004 - Call me back. - I want Daddy! 509 00:20:18,006 --> 00:20:20,173 Oven not working, kid possessed, classic ghost moves. 510 00:20:20,175 --> 00:20:22,175 I want Daddy! 511 00:20:28,651 --> 00:20:31,552 - Jo, I just need help. - All right. 512 00:20:31,554 --> 00:20:32,553 Okay, so it says right here... 513 00:20:32,555 --> 00:20:34,388 Please just give me a hand. 514 00:20:34,390 --> 00:20:36,657 To rid a home of unwanted spirits... 515 00:20:36,659 --> 00:20:37,659 No, no, no, no. 516 00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,860 We need to smudge with sage. 517 00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:40,961 The help that I'm asking you for-- 518 00:20:40,963 --> 00:20:42,262 - Sweetie. - I need you to help me set 519 00:20:42,264 --> 00:20:43,263 - the table. - Listen to me, 520 00:20:43,265 --> 00:20:44,565 the oven broke. 521 00:20:44,567 --> 00:20:45,832 The dog's barking at air. 522 00:20:45,834 --> 00:20:47,367 - Darryl fixed the oven. - Okay? 523 00:20:47,369 --> 00:20:48,969 Charlie broke the piñata. I'm missing a sandal. 524 00:20:48,971 --> 00:20:50,270 I got to put the-- 525 00:20:50,272 --> 00:20:51,471 one glass on each thing. 526 00:20:51,473 --> 00:20:52,673 I'm feeling it. 527 00:20:52,675 --> 00:20:53,774 There's a long line of psychics in my family. 528 00:20:53,775 --> 00:20:54,874 - You know that. - There's a long line 529 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:55,974 of mental illness in your family. 530 00:20:55,978 --> 00:20:58,779 This dead guy needs to atone for betraying two women. 531 00:20:58,781 --> 00:21:00,314 - He didn't betray two women. - Yeah, he did. 532 00:21:00,316 --> 00:21:01,315 He loved two women at the same time. 533 00:21:01,317 --> 00:21:02,416 That's not the same thing. 534 00:21:02,418 --> 00:21:03,484 How do you know if he even loved them? 535 00:21:03,485 --> 00:21:04,551 Well, he just did, 536 00:21:04,553 --> 00:21:06,653 and those letters, they're very sensitive. 537 00:21:06,655 --> 00:21:08,388 The guy was a user, sweetie. 538 00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:10,891 He was not a user, he-- 539 00:21:10,893 --> 00:21:12,359 User. 540 00:21:12,361 --> 00:21:13,560 I do not know why I'm having this conversation. 541 00:21:13,561 --> 00:21:14,760 Can you please just help me set this table? 542 00:21:14,763 --> 00:21:16,863 Fine, it's your funeral. Not literally. 543 00:21:16,865 --> 00:21:18,465 Ghosts don't kill people. 544 00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:20,267 They make people kill people. 545 00:21:20,269 --> 00:21:21,602 That's all I'm saying. 546 00:21:21,604 --> 00:21:23,237 - Oh, my God. - Shit! 547 00:21:23,239 --> 00:21:24,371 Oh, Jake. 548 00:21:24,373 --> 00:21:26,673 Chill pill. 549 00:21:26,675 --> 00:21:29,810 Jake? 550 00:21:29,812 --> 00:21:31,411 - Hi, what are you doing here? - Hi. 551 00:21:31,413 --> 00:21:32,846 Why are you here? 552 00:21:32,848 --> 00:21:34,548 You-- you invited me. 553 00:21:34,550 --> 00:21:36,617 - I brought the pies. - I didn't invite you. 554 00:21:36,619 --> 00:21:38,018 What? 555 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,753 - No. - Not from you? 556 00:21:39,755 --> 00:21:40,887 That's all caps. 557 00:21:40,889 --> 00:21:42,656 I didn't write that. 558 00:21:42,658 --> 00:21:44,458 - Charlie. - Chad. 559 00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:45,826 Oh, wow. 560 00:21:45,828 --> 00:21:47,294 He is quite literally the devil. 561 00:21:47,296 --> 00:21:50,464 Well, he is being encouraged by your sad little texts 562 00:21:50,466 --> 00:21:51,565 and your little pictures and-- 563 00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:53,400 - Okay, let's not do that. - Do what? 564 00:21:53,402 --> 00:21:54,935 Here's your pie. Happy Thanksgiving. 565 00:21:54,937 --> 00:21:56,470 - I got to go. - Don't-- wait, 566 00:21:56,472 --> 00:21:59,873 wait, wait, please. 567 00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:01,942 Look, clearly Charlie wants you to be here. 568 00:22:01,944 --> 00:22:03,944 Just stay. 569 00:22:07,316 --> 00:22:09,750 It's just-- 570 00:22:09,752 --> 00:22:11,551 That's Will. 571 00:22:11,553 --> 00:22:14,655 Lilly told me-- I'll be a perfectly pleasant guest. 572 00:22:14,657 --> 00:22:17,424 - Really? - Yes, really. 573 00:22:17,426 --> 00:22:19,559 Okay. 574 00:22:19,561 --> 00:22:21,295 Happy Thanksgiving. 575 00:22:21,297 --> 00:22:24,431 Mrs. Frumpkis, happy Thanksgiving to you. 576 00:22:25,601 --> 00:22:28,669 - Hi. - Happy Thanksgiving. 577 00:22:28,671 --> 00:22:29,636 You remember Mike? 578 00:22:29,638 --> 00:22:30,904 Hi, Mike. How are you? 579 00:22:30,906 --> 00:22:34,608 Uh, a little wrinkle, Jake is here, so. 580 00:22:34,610 --> 00:22:37,811 Hi, Will. 581 00:22:37,813 --> 00:22:41,014 Oh, he's sick. Sorry, sorry. 582 00:22:41,016 --> 00:22:43,617 - I'm not contagious. - Yes, yes, you are. 583 00:22:43,619 --> 00:22:45,452 - Hi. - Oh, okay. 584 00:22:45,454 --> 00:22:46,820 How you doing? 585 00:22:46,822 --> 00:22:51,058 Welcome to our-- Welcome to the-- to our-- 586 00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:53,460 Welcome. 587 00:22:53,462 --> 00:22:55,329 Why don't we crack open the wine? 588 00:22:55,331 --> 00:22:56,563 Yay. 589 00:22:58,100 --> 00:23:01,501 ♪ love breaks you down and builds you back up ♪ 590 00:23:01,503 --> 00:23:06,039 ♪ love is the map and love is the maze ♪ 591 00:23:06,041 --> 00:23:10,110 ♪ love is the map and love is the maze ♪ 592 00:23:10,112 --> 00:23:17,084 ♪ love is the map and love is the maze ♪ 593 00:23:17,086 --> 00:23:20,020 Can I get you anything? A new girlfriend, perhaps? 594 00:23:20,022 --> 00:23:22,389 I'm fine. Don't worry. 595 00:23:22,391 --> 00:23:24,791 Come on, what can I do to help? 596 00:23:24,793 --> 00:23:26,960 You can be my poultry master. 597 00:23:26,962 --> 00:23:28,128 Your poultry master? 598 00:23:28,130 --> 00:23:30,430 Yeah. 599 00:23:30,432 --> 00:23:32,099 All right. 600 00:23:36,839 --> 00:23:37,839 Oh, sorry. 601 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:41,108 Abby asked me to take a look. 602 00:23:41,110 --> 00:23:43,076 Oh, yeah, I got it. 603 00:23:43,078 --> 00:23:45,545 165, needs a couple more minutes. 604 00:23:45,547 --> 00:23:46,813 Actually, you know what? 605 00:23:46,815 --> 00:23:48,715 It's perfect timing. It's gonna keep cooking. 606 00:23:48,717 --> 00:23:50,650 It's gonna be beautiful. 607 00:23:50,652 --> 00:23:53,019 I don't think we want to gi-- 608 00:23:53,021 --> 00:23:54,721 Excuse me. Thanks. 609 00:23:54,723 --> 00:23:56,423 Give our guests salmonella for dessert. 610 00:23:56,425 --> 00:23:59,426 So I think that's good. 611 00:23:59,428 --> 00:24:01,061 Thanks, though. 612 00:24:01,063 --> 00:24:05,532 You got it, Jake. 613 00:24:05,534 --> 00:24:07,834 Hey, bud! How's it going? 614 00:24:07,836 --> 00:24:10,036 - Guess what? - What? 615 00:24:10,038 --> 00:24:11,138 - That's what! - Ow, whoa! 616 00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:12,839 Ow... Ow. 617 00:24:12,841 --> 00:24:14,875 Charlie, what are you doing? 618 00:24:14,877 --> 00:24:15,877 It was a joke. 619 00:24:15,878 --> 00:24:17,411 That's not funny. 620 00:24:17,413 --> 00:24:19,579 Chad told me he would like it. 621 00:24:19,581 --> 00:24:20,781 It's o-- it's okay. It's okay. 622 00:24:20,783 --> 00:24:21,982 I'm fine, seriously. I'm-- I'm fine. 623 00:24:21,984 --> 00:24:23,617 - I'm so sorry. - No, no, I'm fine. 624 00:24:23,619 --> 00:24:25,719 But just for the record, 625 00:24:25,721 --> 00:24:27,454 - Chad was wrong. - Oh, my God. 626 00:24:27,456 --> 00:24:28,789 Charlie, get over here right now. 627 00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:31,091 Come sit with me. 628 00:24:31,093 --> 00:24:32,826 Tell me what is happening with you. 629 00:24:32,828 --> 00:24:35,829 You're not allowed to kick anyone ever, okay? 630 00:24:35,831 --> 00:24:37,097 Now why is Chad here? 631 00:24:37,099 --> 00:24:38,999 I haven't seen him in a long time. 632 00:24:39,001 --> 00:24:40,700 Is he upset about something? 633 00:24:40,702 --> 00:24:42,836 - No. - No? 634 00:24:42,838 --> 00:24:45,605 I'm-- I just invited him for Thanksgiving. 635 00:24:45,607 --> 00:24:46,840 Yeah? 636 00:24:46,842 --> 00:24:48,809 Like I invited my friend? 637 00:24:48,811 --> 00:24:51,812 Are you having any little feelings about that? About Will? 638 00:24:51,814 --> 00:24:53,780 You can tell me. You can tell me anything. 639 00:24:53,782 --> 00:24:54,981 No. 640 00:24:54,983 --> 00:24:57,984 Chad just wanted to party. 641 00:25:00,155 --> 00:25:01,155 Are you okay? 642 00:25:01,156 --> 00:25:02,923 Oh, my God, poor Will. 643 00:25:02,925 --> 00:25:04,991 Jake had to know that that text was not from me. 644 00:25:04,993 --> 00:25:06,460 He had to know it. 645 00:25:06,462 --> 00:25:07,994 And then I want to get mad, but I can't get mad, 646 00:25:07,996 --> 00:25:09,729 because it'd be so sad if he was by himself. 647 00:25:09,731 --> 00:25:11,231 And then the kids are so happy that he's here. 648 00:25:11,233 --> 00:25:12,599 Why can't it ever be easy? 649 00:25:12,601 --> 00:25:14,167 Because then it wouldn't be a holiday. 650 00:25:14,169 --> 00:25:17,170 - I know. - Let's get some wine. 651 00:25:19,241 --> 00:25:21,107 Is it all right if I say that that is not 652 00:25:21,109 --> 00:25:22,476 how I pictured your dad? 653 00:25:23,812 --> 00:25:27,547 That is not what I thought my father would look like. 654 00:25:27,549 --> 00:25:28,849 I suppose that's true. 655 00:25:28,851 --> 00:25:30,250 Yeah, he's a critic. 656 00:25:30,252 --> 00:25:32,152 He's a critic of the Iranian regime 657 00:25:32,154 --> 00:25:33,720 - and all regimes. - Mm-hmm. 658 00:25:33,722 --> 00:25:35,722 He pissed people off so much we had to leave. 659 00:25:35,724 --> 00:25:38,525 My mom didn't want to leave her folks, so we left her. 660 00:25:38,527 --> 00:25:40,594 - And then she died. - Delia. 661 00:25:40,596 --> 00:25:42,496 And that is why I don't tell people, because of the face 662 00:25:42,498 --> 00:25:43,597 - that you're making. - Sorry. 663 00:25:43,599 --> 00:25:44,764 - I didn't make any face. - Mm-hmm. 664 00:25:44,766 --> 00:25:45,832 Re-face. 665 00:25:45,834 --> 00:25:47,534 Will you get that door? 666 00:25:47,536 --> 00:25:50,070 I'm gonna go get the food. 667 00:25:51,740 --> 00:25:53,607 - Hey, just in time. - Hi. 668 00:25:53,609 --> 00:25:55,275 - Hi. - You look beautiful. 669 00:25:55,277 --> 00:25:58,512 You look beautiful. You must be Marco. 670 00:25:58,514 --> 00:26:00,213 All right, here we go! 671 00:26:00,215 --> 00:26:01,681 A little of this. There it is. 672 00:26:01,683 --> 00:26:03,116 That looks so perfect. 673 00:26:03,118 --> 00:26:04,818 All hail the poultry master! 674 00:26:04,820 --> 00:26:07,854 Thank you, thank you. 675 00:26:12,728 --> 00:26:16,162 All right, so who wants dark meat? 676 00:26:16,164 --> 00:26:17,664 Beautiful. 677 00:26:21,003 --> 00:26:25,205 ♪ talking like we used to do ♪ 678 00:26:25,207 --> 00:26:28,842 ♪ it was always me and you ♪ 679 00:26:28,844 --> 00:26:32,879 ♪ shaping up and shipping out ♪ 680 00:26:32,881 --> 00:26:35,949 ♪ check me in and check me out ♪ 681 00:26:35,951 --> 00:26:38,552 Abby was saying Frank and Bertha's ghosts are here? 682 00:26:38,554 --> 00:26:41,254 Who? 683 00:26:41,256 --> 00:26:43,990 Dad, we're done. Can we go? 684 00:26:46,595 --> 00:26:48,762 Frank's been pretty quiet tonight. 685 00:26:48,764 --> 00:26:50,597 Frank was very quiet tonight. 686 00:26:50,599 --> 00:26:52,599 Oh, yes, Jo told me you have a philandering ghost. 687 00:26:52,601 --> 00:26:54,601 Pretty convincing evidence. 688 00:26:54,603 --> 00:26:55,769 Here's to Frank 689 00:26:55,771 --> 00:26:57,837 for letting us have an amazing meal spook-free, 690 00:26:57,839 --> 00:26:59,606 thank you very much. 691 00:27:01,310 --> 00:27:03,209 Oh, no. It was Chad. 692 00:27:03,211 --> 00:27:04,211 Kids? 693 00:27:04,212 --> 00:27:05,679 We'll clean it up, Mom. 694 00:27:05,681 --> 00:27:06,880 No, I got it. I'll be right back. 695 00:27:06,882 --> 00:27:08,615 No idea what that was. Enjoy. 696 00:27:08,617 --> 00:27:10,617 Kids, are you okay? 697 00:27:15,958 --> 00:27:19,292 Who made the artichoke dip? It is the bomb. 698 00:27:19,294 --> 00:27:20,694 It's so good. 699 00:27:20,696 --> 00:27:21,928 I did, right here. You like it? 700 00:27:21,930 --> 00:27:23,863 Had room for dinner, never mind dessert. 701 00:27:23,865 --> 00:27:24,998 - Do you want some wine? - No, I'm good. 702 00:27:24,999 --> 00:27:26,132 - You sure? - I'm all right. 703 00:27:26,134 --> 00:27:28,335 Say what you want about white trash Thanksgiving, 704 00:27:28,337 --> 00:27:30,370 this shit is amazing. 705 00:27:30,372 --> 00:27:33,740 It's a shame that it's for a feast that celebrates 706 00:27:33,742 --> 00:27:35,208 a fictional event. 707 00:27:35,210 --> 00:27:37,310 - Exactly. - Can we not do this, please? 708 00:27:37,312 --> 00:27:40,880 Every Thanksgiving devolves into a lesson on revisionist history. 709 00:27:40,882 --> 00:27:42,716 As it should. 710 00:27:42,718 --> 00:27:47,354 How many times do you people gather at a table and debate? 711 00:27:47,356 --> 00:27:49,756 You're all living in little bubbles. 712 00:27:49,758 --> 00:27:51,157 Dad, please, you don't even know who these people are. 713 00:27:51,159 --> 00:27:55,161 Your government makes up facts and perpetuates 714 00:27:55,163 --> 00:27:57,230 disastrous foreign policies 715 00:27:57,232 --> 00:27:59,799 like American exceptionalism. 716 00:27:59,801 --> 00:28:02,869 It's just an excuse for America's voracious greed. 717 00:28:02,871 --> 00:28:04,904 Okay, you know what? You guys can sit here and enjoy 718 00:28:04,906 --> 00:28:07,907 hearing about what assholes you are for the next hour. 719 00:28:15,384 --> 00:28:16,983 Majid's right, though. 720 00:28:16,985 --> 00:28:18,318 You know, I mean, look at the Middle East. 721 00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,821 America's foreign policy there is absolutely abhorrent. 722 00:28:21,823 --> 00:28:22,823 Yeah, bullshit. 723 00:28:22,824 --> 00:28:24,290 We have to back Israel, you know. 724 00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:26,393 - That's not the same point. - Hey, guys, guys, guys, guys. 725 00:28:26,395 --> 00:28:28,261 God and politics, two topics best avoided 726 00:28:28,263 --> 00:28:29,263 at the dinner table. 727 00:28:29,264 --> 00:28:30,764 Thank you. 728 00:28:30,766 --> 00:28:32,032 Seriously? 729 00:28:32,034 --> 00:28:35,702 What should we talk about, movies and skateboarding? 730 00:28:35,704 --> 00:28:37,671 It's just that they're circular arguments, Jake. 731 00:28:37,673 --> 00:28:39,072 I mean, we can go around and around all night. 732 00:28:39,074 --> 00:28:41,174 That's the American attitude, right? Not my problem. 733 00:28:41,176 --> 00:28:42,942 Hang on a second. That's not what I'm saying. 734 00:28:42,944 --> 00:28:44,411 That's kinda what you're saying. 735 00:28:44,413 --> 00:28:46,213 No, it's not what I'm saying. But Phoebe's got a point. 736 00:28:46,214 --> 00:28:48,014 I mean, we sit here, we have the same fights year after year. 737 00:28:48,016 --> 00:28:50,367 Are they really meaningful, or are we just sitting around 738 00:28:50,368 --> 00:28:52,719 trying to convince ourselves about how smart we are? 739 00:28:52,721 --> 00:28:55,121 Well, maybe let's just not talk about anything complex 740 00:28:55,123 --> 00:28:59,459 or challenging. 741 00:28:59,461 --> 00:29:01,461 I'm gonna go talk to Delia 742 00:29:01,463 --> 00:29:04,898 because that's a conversation somebody should be having. 743 00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:07,133 No, no, you're right. 744 00:29:07,135 --> 00:29:09,836 I'll-- I'll go. 745 00:29:09,838 --> 00:29:11,871 Okay, I'm gonna get a coffee. Does anyone want a coffee? 746 00:29:11,873 --> 00:29:13,039 Great. 747 00:29:13,041 --> 00:29:15,041 I'm shit-faced. 748 00:29:20,982 --> 00:29:22,248 - Delvar. - Don't. 749 00:29:22,250 --> 00:29:24,050 We don't have to talk about it. It's fine. Just-- 750 00:29:24,052 --> 00:29:26,853 You-- you want me to be somebody I'm not. 751 00:29:26,855 --> 00:29:29,355 No, it's the way that you are with my people. 752 00:29:29,357 --> 00:29:31,424 - They're good people. - Good? 753 00:29:31,426 --> 00:29:32,892 - Yes. - They throw their money 754 00:29:32,894 --> 00:29:35,962 at fancy cars, buy houses ten times too big for them. 755 00:29:35,964 --> 00:29:37,864 Yes, they earned it. They work hard. 756 00:29:37,866 --> 00:29:41,768 They indulge, but God, why are you so judgmental? 757 00:29:41,770 --> 00:29:46,306 God, you just talk, and nothing changes. 758 00:29:48,076 --> 00:29:51,244 I wore Salvation Army clothes, and I didn't have enough food. 759 00:29:51,246 --> 00:29:52,879 For what? 760 00:29:52,881 --> 00:29:54,881 I didn't get to be with Mom. For what? 761 00:29:54,883 --> 00:29:56,049 You don't understand. 762 00:29:56,051 --> 00:29:57,851 No, I don't understand, 763 00:29:57,853 --> 00:30:03,189 and every time I ask you, you don't have a real answer. 764 00:30:03,191 --> 00:30:05,024 Oh, my God. 765 00:30:10,265 --> 00:30:11,265 Need some help? 766 00:30:11,266 --> 00:30:12,432 Nope. 767 00:30:12,434 --> 00:30:14,100 You know what? You were right. 768 00:30:14,102 --> 00:30:16,302 I think it was a mistake, you coming here. 769 00:30:16,304 --> 00:30:18,271 Why, because I have an opinion? 770 00:30:18,273 --> 00:30:21,174 No, not because you have an opinion. 771 00:30:21,176 --> 00:30:24,477 It's like you're devoid of the pleasure gene. 772 00:30:24,479 --> 00:30:27,313 Everything is a battle with you. 773 00:30:27,315 --> 00:30:28,782 You always have to be right. 774 00:30:28,784 --> 00:30:30,550 Yeah, my eyes are open. 775 00:30:30,552 --> 00:30:32,318 I see how the world works. 776 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,987 I'm sorry if that makes me a drag. 777 00:30:33,989 --> 00:30:36,322 No, you can understand how the world works 778 00:30:36,324 --> 00:30:38,458 and take a night off every once in a while. 779 00:30:38,460 --> 00:30:40,426 Have a drink. 780 00:30:40,428 --> 00:30:42,428 Relax. 781 00:30:46,134 --> 00:30:49,002 Social change starts at the dinner table, discussion. 782 00:30:49,004 --> 00:30:51,571 Yes, only if it's followed by action. 783 00:30:51,573 --> 00:30:53,573 Right, debate leads to action. 784 00:30:53,575 --> 00:30:54,874 - Does it? - Yes. 785 00:30:54,876 --> 00:30:56,042 Does it? Because who here actually 786 00:30:56,044 --> 00:30:58,344 does anything about American exceptionalism 787 00:30:58,346 --> 00:31:01,181 besides writing a check or signing petitions? 788 00:31:01,183 --> 00:31:02,183 Marco does. 789 00:31:02,184 --> 00:31:05,318 Marco does every day in the city. 790 00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:07,053 What's wrong with writing a check? 791 00:31:07,055 --> 00:31:09,556 Still works any better? What are you talking about? 792 00:31:09,558 --> 00:31:11,057 - You know what? - Who wants pie? 793 00:31:11,059 --> 00:31:13,159 How about you spend a couple more decades on the planet 794 00:31:13,161 --> 00:31:14,828 before you start talking about shit you don't understand? 795 00:31:14,830 --> 00:31:16,329 This is what I'm getting at, 'cause what you really mean is 796 00:31:16,331 --> 00:31:18,598 why don't I spend a couple more decades on this planet before 797 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,866 - I can screw your ex-wife? - Will! 798 00:31:19,868 --> 00:31:21,367 - Hey! - Hey! 799 00:31:21,369 --> 00:31:23,603 Will! Jake! You guys need to quiet down 800 00:31:23,605 --> 00:31:24,838 or you both need to leave this house. 801 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,446 Wow. 802 00:31:33,448 --> 00:31:35,448 Now do you believe there's a ghost? 803 00:31:41,124 --> 00:31:42,690 Okay, I'd also like to apologize for the yelling. 804 00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:44,392 Honey, relax. 805 00:31:44,394 --> 00:31:45,860 Everything was fantastic. 806 00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:47,428 Okay. 807 00:31:47,430 --> 00:31:48,896 - All right. - Thank you. 808 00:31:48,898 --> 00:31:50,131 Yes. 809 00:31:50,133 --> 00:31:52,700 I'd like the recipe for that artichoke dip. 810 00:31:52,769 --> 00:31:53,834 Oh, that-- that is-- 811 00:31:53,836 --> 00:31:55,136 That is hilarious. 812 00:31:55,138 --> 00:31:56,187 - Are you leaving? - We're gonna go. 813 00:31:56,188 --> 00:31:57,237 I'm so sorry. 814 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:58,556 - Good to meet you, man. - But thank you. 815 00:31:58,557 --> 00:31:59,873 - Okay. - Bye. 816 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,676 - You sure you don't want pie? - Nope, I don't want pie. 817 00:32:01,678 --> 00:32:03,277 - You don't want pie? - No, thank you. 818 00:32:03,279 --> 00:32:05,179 - Ah, and you're a guy. - Thanks. 819 00:32:05,181 --> 00:32:07,048 All right. 820 00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:08,050 - Bye. - Bye. 821 00:32:09,218 --> 00:32:11,085 Come here. 822 00:32:11,087 --> 00:32:13,854 So this is what I need to clear the spirits. 823 00:32:13,856 --> 00:32:16,223 I need salt. 824 00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:17,324 I need three bowls. 825 00:32:17,326 --> 00:32:18,726 I need sage. 826 00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:20,011 - I have-- you know what I have? - Do you have some sage? 827 00:32:20,012 --> 00:32:21,295 I just have some cooking sage. 828 00:32:21,297 --> 00:32:23,898 It was the wind that knocked down the tree, not a ghost. 829 00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,900 That's where Delia and her father were fighting. 830 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:27,735 - Jo. - Right there. 831 00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:29,437 Really, guys, a séance now? 832 00:32:29,439 --> 00:32:31,906 It's not a séance. It's a smudging. 833 00:32:31,908 --> 00:32:33,407 You can get all the ingredients at whole foods. 834 00:32:33,409 --> 00:32:34,809 It's not Voodoo. 835 00:32:34,811 --> 00:32:36,811 Okay, so this is the scientific approach 836 00:32:36,813 --> 00:32:38,479 to ridding your house of unwanted spirits? 837 00:32:38,481 --> 00:32:40,181 If this is what Jo wants to do, let her do it. 838 00:32:40,183 --> 00:32:42,483 It's not gonna hurt anyone. 839 00:32:42,485 --> 00:32:45,453 You really believe Frank is here with us right now? 840 00:32:45,455 --> 00:32:46,887 No. 841 00:32:46,889 --> 00:32:49,356 I mean, 842 00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:51,258 I don't know. 843 00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:53,394 Hmm. 844 00:32:53,396 --> 00:32:55,262 I'm hedging my bets. 845 00:33:08,077 --> 00:33:11,345 Uh, listen, I probably should have told you this before. 846 00:33:14,417 --> 00:33:18,753 I got clean about 18 months ago. 847 00:33:18,755 --> 00:33:22,022 That's why I didn't drink. 848 00:33:22,024 --> 00:33:24,525 Wow. 849 00:33:24,527 --> 00:33:27,428 Yeah, why didn't you tell me? 850 00:33:27,430 --> 00:33:30,464 I don't know. It's-- you know, I'm proud to be sober. 851 00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:32,233 I am. 852 00:33:32,235 --> 00:33:33,768 I just don't want to be all about that. 853 00:33:33,770 --> 00:33:35,136 - Yeah. - And people get weird and 854 00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:38,005 self-conscious and-- 855 00:33:38,007 --> 00:33:40,207 - Yeah, I understand. - Yeah, so... 856 00:33:40,209 --> 00:33:43,210 But... 857 00:33:43,212 --> 00:33:46,213 it's okay to ask for help. 858 00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:51,886 My brother was an addict. 859 00:33:51,888 --> 00:33:54,121 - Really? - Yeah. 860 00:33:54,123 --> 00:33:57,158 Wow. Was he in recovery? 861 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,294 Um, no, he's dead. 862 00:34:04,867 --> 00:34:08,269 Sorry. 863 00:34:08,271 --> 00:34:12,573 This place is for the living and not for the dead. 864 00:34:12,575 --> 00:34:18,012 This place is for the living and not for the dead. 865 00:34:19,115 --> 00:34:20,915 - Really? - This place is for the living 866 00:34:20,917 --> 00:34:23,050 and not for the dead. 867 00:34:23,052 --> 00:34:24,518 Here we go. 868 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,587 Frank, 869 00:34:26,589 --> 00:34:29,590 this place is not for you. 870 00:34:40,269 --> 00:34:41,302 Oh. 871 00:34:41,304 --> 00:34:42,436 Oh, God. 872 00:34:42,438 --> 00:34:43,537 Oh, shit. 873 00:34:43,539 --> 00:34:45,873 No, Mommy, don't bring the ghost! 874 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:47,174 Charlie, it's okay. 875 00:34:47,176 --> 00:34:48,342 It's okay, I got him. 876 00:34:48,344 --> 00:34:49,376 Charlie. 877 00:34:49,378 --> 00:34:50,878 You know what? 878 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,046 You with the crazy, 879 00:34:52,048 --> 00:34:53,414 there's children here. 880 00:34:53,416 --> 00:34:54,849 So get your shit together. 881 00:34:54,851 --> 00:34:56,050 Lilly, will you check on him? 882 00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:57,151 God dammit. 883 00:34:57,153 --> 00:34:59,320 Poor guy. 884 00:34:59,322 --> 00:35:02,323 Can I talk to you outside, please? 885 00:35:04,963 --> 00:35:06,062 Sorry. 886 00:35:06,064 --> 00:35:07,430 Okay, what the hell is going on? 887 00:35:07,432 --> 00:35:09,332 Now you and Jo are scaring the shit out of our kids? 888 00:35:09,334 --> 00:35:11,901 I know, I-- I'm losing it. 889 00:35:11,903 --> 00:35:14,937 It's just the whole Frank and Bertha thing, 890 00:35:14,939 --> 00:35:16,506 I mean, I just feel like it's a bad omen. 891 00:35:16,508 --> 00:35:18,040 Frank and Bertha, really? 892 00:35:18,042 --> 00:35:19,976 Yeah, I mean, there's so many parallels. 893 00:35:19,978 --> 00:35:21,477 The way he screwed up his marriage. 894 00:35:21,479 --> 00:35:22,979 There's no parallels, Abby. 895 00:35:22,981 --> 00:35:26,949 The guy was a loser who was banging the nanny, okay? 896 00:35:26,951 --> 00:35:28,868 I'm the loser that couldn't grow up. 897 00:35:28,869 --> 00:35:30,786 You were the loser that ran away. 898 00:35:30,789 --> 00:35:34,090 Completely different kind of losers. 899 00:35:34,092 --> 00:35:36,092 No parallels. 900 00:35:38,997 --> 00:35:43,266 I guess what's actually weird is... 901 00:35:43,268 --> 00:35:44,500 this is our house, you know, 902 00:35:44,502 --> 00:35:48,805 and I don't know how to act normal when 903 00:35:48,807 --> 00:35:51,507 you're sitting across from me like you're some kind of guest. 904 00:35:51,509 --> 00:35:54,343 While your super-young, hot boyfriend is carving a goose? 905 00:35:54,345 --> 00:35:56,245 - He cut a goose. - And this was our house. 906 00:35:56,247 --> 00:35:59,949 Our house, and all these people are here that I don't-- 907 00:35:59,951 --> 00:36:01,517 I don't really know. 908 00:36:01,519 --> 00:36:02,819 Oh, my God, and I'm sitting there, 909 00:36:02,821 --> 00:36:05,955 and I'm thinking, "So all those years, 910 00:36:05,957 --> 00:36:07,356 all that, is it gone? 911 00:36:07,358 --> 00:36:12,028 Is it just over?" 912 00:36:12,030 --> 00:36:15,932 I know what you mean. 913 00:36:15,934 --> 00:36:20,236 Come here. 914 00:36:20,238 --> 00:36:22,038 Here's the deal. 915 00:36:26,544 --> 00:36:30,947 Boyfriends and girlfriends aside, no matter what happens, 916 00:36:30,949 --> 00:36:33,316 we're family. 917 00:36:33,318 --> 00:36:37,019 You and me and Lilly and Charlie, we're family. 918 00:36:37,021 --> 00:36:39,355 We can't escape it. 919 00:36:39,357 --> 00:36:42,592 Nope, we can't. 920 00:36:42,594 --> 00:36:45,628 I mean, I don't want to escape it. 921 00:36:45,630 --> 00:36:47,864 I don't want to live with you, but I want to die with you, 922 00:36:47,866 --> 00:36:49,866 remember? 923 00:37:05,617 --> 00:37:09,552 You know, tonight with the booze, and-- 924 00:37:09,554 --> 00:37:13,055 Temptation's hard. 925 00:37:13,057 --> 00:37:15,024 It's a lot of mental work, you know? 926 00:37:15,026 --> 00:37:16,626 That's why I come across like an asshole. 927 00:37:16,628 --> 00:37:20,396 I'm always in my head, you know? 928 00:37:20,398 --> 00:37:22,598 If it's so hard, why'd you come? 929 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,500 'Cause you scare the hell out of me, woman. 930 00:37:24,502 --> 00:37:26,002 What? 931 00:37:26,004 --> 00:37:29,472 You remember when you kissed me that time? 932 00:37:29,474 --> 00:37:32,375 - Um, yeah. - Yeah. 933 00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:34,377 You reminded me that 934 00:37:35,502 --> 00:37:37,602 I actually do like pleasure. 935 00:37:56,601 --> 00:37:59,702 I'm gonna go say goodnight to the kids 936 00:37:59,704 --> 00:38:02,204 and then go back to bed for a week. 937 00:38:02,206 --> 00:38:03,272 Thanks. 938 00:38:03,274 --> 00:38:06,242 Okay. Abby, thank you. Goodnight. 939 00:38:06,244 --> 00:38:08,244 Goodnight. 940 00:38:10,114 --> 00:38:11,948 Will? 941 00:38:28,466 --> 00:38:31,267 Thank you for waiting. 942 00:38:31,269 --> 00:38:32,668 I can't take your money. 943 00:38:32,670 --> 00:38:35,604 Why, because my values are so abhorrent you'd rather die? 944 00:38:35,606 --> 00:38:40,376 Because... 945 00:38:40,378 --> 00:38:44,981 I had a car accident, a DUI. 946 00:38:44,983 --> 00:38:47,216 I'll go to jail if I don't pay the fines. 947 00:38:47,218 --> 00:38:49,552 So you're not sick? 948 00:38:49,554 --> 00:38:52,521 I'm sorry. 949 00:38:52,523 --> 00:38:54,523 Don't. 950 00:38:54,525 --> 00:38:57,259 I cannot believe that I fell for your crap again. 951 00:38:57,261 --> 00:38:58,728 I'm sorry. 952 00:38:58,730 --> 00:39:02,298 It's-- I have a very hard time saying I'm wrong. 953 00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:04,100 Yeah, no shit. 954 00:39:04,102 --> 00:39:06,268 Oh, my God. 955 00:39:06,270 --> 00:39:09,372 At least we have that in common. 956 00:39:09,374 --> 00:39:11,240 I want to tell you something. 957 00:39:11,242 --> 00:39:14,410 Your mother, you have this idea of her, 958 00:39:14,412 --> 00:39:17,313 but she was just a person... 959 00:39:17,315 --> 00:39:22,485 Like me, like you. 960 00:39:44,342 --> 00:39:47,176 Hey. 961 00:39:47,178 --> 00:39:48,511 I thought you'd left. 962 00:39:48,513 --> 00:39:52,081 No, no, I just-- I just went for a walk, get some fresh air. 963 00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:53,616 - I'm sorry. - Don't be, don't be. 964 00:39:53,618 --> 00:39:55,217 I knew what I was in for. 965 00:39:55,219 --> 00:40:00,790 Yeah, I mean, I didn't know, but... 966 00:40:00,792 --> 00:40:03,325 Look, I just-- 967 00:40:03,327 --> 00:40:06,529 I see you and Jake and all that history, 968 00:40:06,531 --> 00:40:12,101 and it's hard to compete. 969 00:40:12,103 --> 00:40:13,702 You know it's not a competition, right? 970 00:40:13,704 --> 00:40:16,072 I mean, it's so different. 971 00:40:16,074 --> 00:40:17,706 Yeah, I mean, my-- my brain knows that, 972 00:40:17,708 --> 00:40:23,379 but my fists go into punch mode, apparently. 973 00:40:28,386 --> 00:40:30,186 I still like your face. 974 00:40:32,123 --> 00:40:34,457 Me, too. 975 00:40:34,459 --> 00:40:37,693 I like all of you, a lot. 976 00:40:54,212 --> 00:40:56,178 Okay. 977 00:41:03,121 --> 00:41:04,820 I hope you had another chapter in your life, 978 00:41:04,822 --> 00:41:07,857 Frank, a happier one. 979 00:41:24,675 --> 00:41:27,276 You know what I'm in the mood for? 980 00:41:27,278 --> 00:41:30,312 - Pie, like, a whole pie. - Like, a whole pie? 981 00:41:30,314 --> 00:41:32,648 Well, lucky for you, we've got about seven of them.