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- Morning.
- Hey.
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Now, that was an amazing night.
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Yeah, but was it real, or did I dream it?
'Cause I've dreamt it so many times,
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but I've also dreamt that
a scarecrow was eating my teeth.
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But it was me, but it wasn't me.
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Do you ever have...
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I think this dream's better.
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It wasn't a dream.
It was just uninhibited, carefree fun.
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- I mean, last night, what was that?
- Oh, it was my thumb.
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No, I mean the whole thing.
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I, it was just electric, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, damn.
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That motion.
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Oh, my God, I'm so glad you liked it,
because I just read it in a Cosmo
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- that I found in the jury box...
- No, I mean, I need to file a motion.
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- Right.
- But I dug that Cosmo thing.
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I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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Don't listen, okay?
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Benched - 01x12 - SEASON FINALE
Brief Encounters
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Okay, everybody, listen up.
We're throwing a surprise party for Nina.
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- And I was thinking...
- Why?
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The Public Defender
of the Year Dinner was canceled.
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Not enough people bought tables.
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Why a surprise party?
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I mean, she kind of swiped
P.D of the Year Award away from Phil.
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It sounds like a job for a greeting card.
They don't have cards for P.D of the Year.
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I checked all of the Internet.
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Did you check the deep Internet?
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Phil, I was hoping
that you could maybe bring...
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Oh, actually, I don't want
to bring anything
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or buy anything or make anything
for this party,
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and I don't want to chip in
to buy anything
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or make anything as a group,
and I don't want be in charge of buying
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or bringing anything that needs
to be bought or brought.
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Does... does that cover everything?
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I'll put you down for getting her
to Don Guardo's Friday night.
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God, I forgot to add that one in there.
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Good morning, everyone.
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All right, or good morning, me.
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Oh, thank you, me. All right.
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Hey, Phil, you have a few secs?
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God, that sounded like I just said sex,
but why would I say sex?
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Obviously, I didn't mean sex.
I meant seconds.
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- I'm just gonna stop talking.
- Do I have a sec, do you mean?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Okay, yeah, 'cause I just...
I feel terrible about the way
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the P.D of the Year thing went down.
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I mean, God, I've only been here a year,
and I go ahead, and I win that whole thing
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just right off the bat, and you...
God, you've been here for 12 years...
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Whatever this is, it's fine, okay?
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Don't worry about it. Everything is cool.
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Okay, good, 'cause, you know, you're...
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You mean a lot,
I mean, your friendship means a lot.
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You get it, right?
Do you get what I'm saying?
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- Mm-hmm.
- You got it.
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All right.
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So are you guys...
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- Are you guys still happening or...
- Nah, no. I think I misread that.
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- I guess I'm not her type.
- All right.
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Well, if we're supposed
to hate her, just let me know.
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Oh, my God.
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- Oh.
- Oh, sorry.
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I'm always trying not to walk into people,
but you're usually so good at it.
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah, no, I'm good.
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- I was just reading a text from a friend.
- Oh, cool.
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Yeah, she had
a pretty crazy night last night.
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Me too, my cat started talking to me,
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and I realized
I'm out of my pills.
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Right, yeah, no, I meant crazy as in,
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like, you know,
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she hooked up with an ex
that she works with,
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and by hooked up, I mean sex,
and by sex, I mean like animals.
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Ooh, like cows?
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What? No, like... like sexy.
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- Like snow leopards.
- Oh, meow.
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Well, this appeal can wait. Continue.
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Just before I start,
why was cows your first go-to?
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Okay, they're big, and they're warm.
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Justin, FYI, your witness didn't bring
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his billing records as evidence
because you filed a subpoena
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instead of a subpoena duces tecum.
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What? Less Latin, more English.
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- It means you're screwed.
- Oh, am I?
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Watch this.
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Morris, my man. Hey.
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Excuse me. Hey.
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Did you... did you catch
that game last night?
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Yeah, it was insane.
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- I was like...
- Yeah, I know it.
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- At the end, I was like... ah!
- Ah!
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- And then, ugh.
- Ugh.
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Anyway, I was wondering if you could do me
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just a little favor.
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I'm waiting on some evidence to come in,
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and I wondered if you could
delay my guy just a...
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Just a little bit.
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I don't know, maybe get him lost
in the system.
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So you want me to lose a prisoner.
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Yeah, just a small favor
between... between friends.
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- We're friends?
- Yeah, of course we are.
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What? Why would you even...
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Well, we've never grabbed lunch.
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- Well, then let's grab lunch.
- All right, great, great.
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- Well, we'll do lunch.
- All right.
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And then I'll lose your guy so deep,
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they'll need some Matrix-type
sh... to find him, you know?
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Oh, I like it. I like it.
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- Right?
- All right.
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Yeah.
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It's who you know.
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Before I assign a trial date
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and cost the people of Los Angeles
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a buttload of time and moolah,
Ms. Whitley.
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I can beat this thing.
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Okay, you showed your penis on a bus.
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There were 18 witnesses.
7 of them were Jehovah's.
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It's the zippers, not me.
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What we should be doing is suing the
pants off the zipper interests.
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Got it, okay.
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Your Honor, it's not guilty.
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Well, perfect.
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In two days, the people will consider
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Mr. Makintosh's genitalia,
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the very reason I went to law school.
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Next case.
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Um, Mr. Barber,
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there's actually a few issues
concerning the case
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that I need to talk to you about,
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so if there's just somewhere private
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we could talk about this, that'd be great.
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- Oh, that was...
- Wow.
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That was quite the move you pulled...
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Yeah, I know.
That mop gave me some balance.
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So should we discuss
the elephant in the room?
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Well, yeah, no, I was on more of a regimen
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- when we were together, you know?
- No, the Makintosh trial's in two days.
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So if we're really gonna do this
and not just in closets,
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we need to file papers
to disclose the relationship.
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Or what, they're gonna take away
our license to practice law?
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Yes, that's exactly what they'll do,
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and I'll be running for office someday,
so can't risk a scandal.
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So you want to fill out a form, like,
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with all of our information,
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and then the whole world sees the form,
and then when you and I walk past,
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everyone's like, "those are
the two people on the form."
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- And then people at lunch are like...
- Nina, you're overthinking this.
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I'm ready. We've done it.
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We know how it works.
You remember how it was, right?
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- Yeah.
- Me and you.
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It'll be like
we always talked about and more.
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You know, we can... we can get a dog.
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Wow, a dog, okay.
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Portuguese water dog,
I was reading about it.
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They're great with kids,
and more than that,
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they're just in general
tremendous animals.
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But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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- Let's get the form.
- Yeah, let's get the form.
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I hate to bother you.
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Not that much apparently.
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I just need to get a form.
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- Number?
- Oh, just one.
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Form number.
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I don't know the exact number of the form.
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How about what's it for?
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Oh, it's actually a little...
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- Do I have to say?
- No, I'll just read your mind.
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Is there just a place
I could browse all of the forms?
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No.
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- Okay, that's handy.
- Yeah, it's like magic.
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- Nina.
- Jeffrey.
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Jeffrey, my boss. My boss, Jeffrey.
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What are you... what are you doing here?
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Well, actually, that's a little personal.
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- Oh, enough said. God, no, enough said.
- Prolapsed anus.
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No, I need a form to get a special chair.
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- Right, yeah, yeah.
- What about you?
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Same, same, same, samesies.
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- Really?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Just...
- That's the sound. - Yeah.
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- Now, which form is it?
- Oh, right here.
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- Oh, good, good, good.
- There you go.
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So you headed out then?
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No, you know, actually
I have a couple questions, so...
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Yeah, yeah, me too.
Maybe we should just...
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Oh, no, my... my phone.
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Oh, it's my doctor,
'cause they found a donor.
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Whole anus, so...
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You're one of the lucky ones.
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- I'll just...
- Yeah, I'm-I'm lucky.
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- Donna!
- Jeffrey!
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You are the sunshine.
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- Hey.
- Any news from your friend?
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Actually, yeah.
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It looks like they're gonna take this
private thing and make it public.
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Yeah, she's been hung up
on this guy for a long time,
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so I know... I know she really wants this.
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Yeah, she should just go for it.
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Right? Like, it's obvious, right?
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She should just go for this.
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Cheryl, do you have
that homicide evidence?
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Shh, Carlos, Nina's telling me
about her slutty friend.
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- Nina has a friend?
- "Nina has a friend?"
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Yes, Nina has a friend, Carlos.
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What's this friend's name?
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- Pen.
- Her name is Pen, like that pen?
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No, no, no, that's just...
It's short for Penelope,
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but we call her Pen or Penny.
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She's got a big decision to make,
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so I'm helping with advice.
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And you know what I'm gonna tell her?
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I'm gonna tell her that this guy
is not like any other guy.
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He ticks all of her boxes.
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He is handsome, he's successful,
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and he smells like Christmas in Barbados.
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So, yeah, yeah, you know what?
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I'm gonna tell her that
she better get on that train
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before that train leaves the station.
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Could I get on that train?
Would that be weird?
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You take the next train.
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I need that homicide evidence.
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I am dancing as fast as I can, Carlos!
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Morris, hey,
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my client got called, and I lost.
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What happened to getting him
lost in the Matrix?
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I waited for you in the cafeteria.
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Oh, man, I didn't realize that was today.
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Yeah, yeah, whatever. You know what?
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You're one of those glib guys.
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You're one of those guys that says sh...
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They don't really mean like,
"oh, looking forward to it.
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Yeah, count me in. I'm on it."
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Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil.
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Did you ask Nina to go to
the bar for the surprise party?
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- I'm on it.
- Okay.
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Look, lunch was my bad, okay?
Let me make it up to you.
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How about I take you out for a beer,
we go to happy hour, maybe Don Guardo's?
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- All right.
- Okay.
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Sure, sounds good.
Hey, don't stand a brother up.
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00:09:59,085 --> 00:10:01,420
Hey, not a chance. Looking forward to it.
243
00:10:02,444 --> 00:10:04,412
Jesus, I really do that.
244
00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,382
- Hey!
- Hey.
245
00:10:22,442 --> 00:10:24,844
What exactly do you think
you're doing with my box?
246
00:10:24,845 --> 00:10:28,351
- Nobody touches Donna's box.
- Actually, I'm good, Donna.
247
00:10:28,415 --> 00:10:30,216
I am quite good. I am set.
248
00:10:30,217 --> 00:10:31,320
Quite possibly set for life.
249
00:10:31,322 --> 00:10:33,524
- Then get out of here.
- Okay.
250
00:10:38,126 --> 00:10:40,460
- Hey, Nina.
- Hey, yeah.
251
00:10:40,461 --> 00:10:42,162
Hey, I was just grabbing a cup of coffee.
252
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,202
I was looking at it, and I thought,
"hey, this is a drink.
253
00:10:44,204 --> 00:10:47,101
"Maybe we should go grab one of
those tomorrow, Don Guardo's."
254
00:10:47,102 --> 00:10:49,436
Are you... are you asking me out?
255
00:10:49,437 --> 00:10:50,671
To Don Guardo's.
256
00:10:50,672 --> 00:10:52,439
I'd love to,
257
00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:55,776
but I am up to my kneecaps
in male genitalia right now.
258
00:10:55,777 --> 00:10:57,511
It's a flasher case.
259
00:10:57,512 --> 00:10:59,346
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, so...
- That's a good reason.
260
00:10:59,347 --> 00:11:02,750
Wait, what's the real reason?
You got a hair thing or a spa thing?
261
00:11:02,751 --> 00:11:05,085
You getting something lanced? That's good.
262
00:11:05,086 --> 00:11:06,304
That's a good choice. You won't be sorry.
263
00:11:06,321 --> 00:11:08,022
I know, you got your date
with a box of wine,
264
00:11:08,023 --> 00:11:09,531
but come on, it'll be...
You're drinking anyway.
265
00:11:09,599 --> 00:11:11,960
No, it's just... wait, why?
266
00:11:11,961 --> 00:11:13,628
Better question, why not?
267
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:14,996
You don't have an answer.
268
00:11:14,997 --> 00:11:18,399
That's a yes. That's a yes.
269
00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:21,636
- No, I just... I...
- Well...
270
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,210
How about a maybe?
271
00:11:24,974 --> 00:11:27,141
That sounded... that was a maybe.
272
00:11:29,112 --> 00:11:31,513
There is only one way you might be able
273
00:11:31,514 --> 00:11:32,948
to avoid a life sentence,
274
00:11:32,949 --> 00:11:34,349
and it's very complicated.
275
00:11:34,350 --> 00:11:36,151
You're gonna need to listen
very carefully.
276
00:11:36,152 --> 00:11:37,519
- Cheryl, I need you.
- Oh, okay.
277
00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,121
- I need you.
- Be back in a sec.
278
00:11:39,122 --> 00:11:40,343
Okay.
279
00:11:40,345 --> 00:11:42,291
- Penny got cold feet.
- Why?
280
00:11:42,292 --> 00:11:45,527
She was on the train.
Did she get off the train?
281
00:11:45,528 --> 00:11:47,629
I think she just got
butterflies for another guy.
282
00:11:47,631 --> 00:11:48,731
Another guy?
283
00:11:48,732 --> 00:11:50,679
What the hell is she thinking?
Is Pen insane?
284
00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:53,203
No, no, no, no, no.
She didn't do anything with this guy.
285
00:11:53,204 --> 00:11:56,006
He asked her out,
and she... she felt something,
286
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:58,808
and now it's making Penny wonder if...
287
00:11:58,809 --> 00:12:01,011
If she's making this giant decision
288
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,479
for all the wrong reasons.
289
00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,014
I don't know. What does she do?
290
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,950
Does she lock it up and let go
of all other options,
291
00:12:06,951 --> 00:12:11,788
or does she kind of hold out
for those butterflies?
292
00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:16,493
Trent, can I talk to you for a second?
293
00:12:16,494 --> 00:12:17,452
Yeah.
294
00:12:17,462 --> 00:12:19,730
Somewhere a little more private.
295
00:12:19,731 --> 00:12:21,198
Oh, yeah, I get it, yeah.
296
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,399
Yeah. Come on.
297
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,401
- Yeah, okay.
- After you.
298
00:12:24,402 --> 00:12:27,443
We got to make this quick. I got to get a
brief in before the clerk before he goes home.
299
00:12:27,445 --> 00:12:29,879
Oh, you're gonna keep the files?
Yeah, hold on to the files.
300
00:12:29,881 --> 00:12:32,484
- I like that.
- Okay, no, no.
301
00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:33,882
It's not that.
302
00:12:33,884 --> 00:12:35,914
I brought you in here
because I can't do this.
303
00:12:35,915 --> 00:12:38,554
Wait, what?
304
00:12:40,369 --> 00:12:42,445
I don't get it, Nina.
I thought this was what you wanted.
305
00:12:42,447 --> 00:12:45,316
Yeah, wanted, past tense.
306
00:12:45,318 --> 00:12:47,058
Look, I thought I wanted this,
and old Nina,
307
00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:49,445
God, she so wanted it.
308
00:12:49,447 --> 00:12:51,230
But I've grown, and I've changed
309
00:12:51,231 --> 00:12:52,965
since our relationship.
310
00:12:52,966 --> 00:12:56,906
And now you want me to put it on paper,
and I am not... I'm not paper-ready.
311
00:12:56,937 --> 00:12:58,371
Look, this is abrupt. I know.
312
00:12:58,372 --> 00:12:59,605
I just figured it out,
313
00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:00,840
and I had to tell you immediately,
314
00:13:00,841 --> 00:13:03,577
and I'm... I'm sorry.
315
00:13:04,311 --> 00:13:09,048
I'm sorry if you thought we were
gonna screw in here right now.
316
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:12,437
That's... it's okay.
317
00:13:12,553 --> 00:13:13,720
You're right. You're right.
318
00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:15,322
I'm a glib guy.
319
00:13:15,323 --> 00:13:17,290
I keep people at arm's length.
320
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:19,192
It's safer that way.
321
00:13:19,193 --> 00:13:20,994
Yeah, no, sure, I understand that.
322
00:13:20,995 --> 00:13:23,096
It's just been a little mixed up lately.
323
00:13:23,097 --> 00:13:24,297
There's... there's...
324
00:13:24,299 --> 00:13:28,835
There's someone at work
that I see every day,
325
00:13:28,836 --> 00:13:32,648
and I think I like Nina.
326
00:13:32,674 --> 00:13:34,675
Oh, you're just now realizing that?
327
00:13:34,676 --> 00:13:35,796
We all kind of saw that for...
328
00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:38,446
Duh, duh, duh, duh,
this is my time here, okay?
329
00:13:38,447 --> 00:13:40,648
I had to listen to your whole
"I met Glenn close once" story
330
00:13:40,649 --> 00:13:42,216
for 25 minutes, so the fact is,
331
00:13:42,217 --> 00:13:43,918
my lights were off,
332
00:13:43,919 --> 00:13:47,188
and then suddenly,
she walks in like a crazy train,
333
00:13:47,189 --> 00:13:48,756
and they're back on again.
334
00:13:48,757 --> 00:13:50,382
- She turned them on.
- And... and... and...
335
00:13:51,462 --> 00:13:53,795
You know? I don't know.
Maybe I'm not dead inside.
336
00:13:53,796 --> 00:13:56,064
- You thought you were dead?
- I might not be dead inside.
337
00:13:56,065 --> 00:13:57,933
- Mm-hmm.
- Right on.
338
00:14:02,338 --> 00:14:03,572
- Hey.
- Hey.
339
00:14:03,573 --> 00:14:05,274
You're just the person I wanted to see.
340
00:14:05,275 --> 00:14:06,475
Wanted to ask you something.
Yeah, I want to-
341
00:14:06,476 --> 00:14:07,976
- I want to tell you something.
- Oh, okay.
342
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,478
Well, you tell me the thing,
and then I'll ask you the thing.
343
00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:11,013
Oh, no, you ask me the... you go ahead.
344
00:14:11,014 --> 00:14:13,148
Okay, would you...
345
00:14:13,150 --> 00:14:15,283
- I'm good to do the drinks. I'm in.
- You are... you would?
346
00:14:15,285 --> 00:14:17,486
- Okay, well, that's what I was gonna ask.
- Okay, well, yeah, I will. I do.
347
00:14:17,487 --> 00:14:19,655
I do want to do the drinks, so...
348
00:14:19,656 --> 00:14:22,827
Great, me too. Me too, so I
guess we'll be having a drink.
349
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:26,609
Can I ask why the change of heart?
350
00:14:27,765 --> 00:14:30,633
Why not?
351
00:14:30,634 --> 00:14:33,770
- Why not?
- Okay.
352
00:14:33,771 --> 00:14:35,968
- Okay.
- Good.
353
00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:38,171
- Good.
- Good.
354
00:14:38,173 --> 00:14:43,644
So... Um, that's... I'm gonna...
355
00:14:43,646 --> 00:14:45,447
I'm gonna just go...
356
00:14:55,427 --> 00:14:58,829
Inside. I'm gonna go inside.
357
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:01,432
'Cause I got lawyer court stuff to do.
358
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:02,399
- Yeah, same.
- So... okay.
359
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,734
Same. See you tonight.
360
00:15:03,735 --> 00:15:05,769
- Yeah.
- Okay.
361
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:07,765
Okay.
362
00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:13,878
Sh... The envelope.
363
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:18,601
Good morning, Donna.
364
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:21,586
Hey, I need a... a quick favor.
365
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,622
Okay, if you could just stop
the little stamp thingy
366
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,148
just for a quick sec,
I need to get that little envelope back.
367
00:15:26,150 --> 00:15:28,127
It's super important, okay?
So I know it's right...
368
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,962
Hands off, or hands off.
369
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,832
It's my envelope now.
It's in the system already.
370
00:15:32,833 --> 00:15:35,501
There's nothing I can do at this point.
Now, buh-bye.
371
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,603
The system is just you
and your little stamp thingy.
372
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,506
Well, I know...
No, Junior, you back it off!
373
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,742
Do not touch this. I need this envelope.
374
00:15:42,743 --> 00:15:47,046
My life depends on this envelope!
375
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:48,948
Ha! I got it.
376
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,116
I got it.
377
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:51,651
All right, it's mine now,
378
00:15:51,652 --> 00:15:52,885
and look, your box... your box...
379
00:15:53,887 --> 00:15:55,888
Shut it down.
380
00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:58,491
Your box is fine. The system is fine.
381
00:15:58,493 --> 00:16:01,695
But your attitude, Donna.
Your attitude sucks.
382
00:16:01,696 --> 00:16:03,530
In fact, you all suck,
383
00:16:03,531 --> 00:16:06,366
and you can all just suck it right here.
384
00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:07,546
Suck it!
385
00:16:07,548 --> 00:16:13,999
So... Oh, God, this is...
386
00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:16,810
It's... it's not mine.
387
00:16:20,215 --> 00:16:23,132
So...
388
00:16:23,385 --> 00:16:24,619
Could... could we...
389
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:27,163
Could we maybe just start over or...
390
00:16:27,223 --> 00:16:29,291
Lady, you need serious help.
391
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:34,148
I'm talking like some Girl, Iinterrupted
kind of sh... I'm not qualified for that.
392
00:16:34,163 --> 00:16:39,568
I will rip up your envelope.
393
00:16:39,569 --> 00:16:40,736
Thank you.
394
00:16:40,737 --> 00:16:45,249
But if you ever come
in here again, this...
395
00:16:45,251 --> 00:16:47,152
Is your asshole.
396
00:16:48,879 --> 00:16:50,513
Here you go, Your Honor.
397
00:16:50,514 --> 00:16:52,515
- Thanks, Donna.
- Mm-hmm.
398
00:16:53,951 --> 00:16:58,554
Mm, B-25, relationship disclosure form.
399
00:16:58,555 --> 00:17:00,156
This thing's been through the wringer.
400
00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:01,562
Yeah, it came like that.
401
00:17:01,592 --> 00:17:03,627
Nina Whitley and Trent Barber.
402
00:17:03,628 --> 00:17:05,929
I don't understand
how she found anybody to date.
403
00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:08,288
She's so unpleasant.
404
00:17:08,399 --> 00:17:10,867
Judge Blaps, my friend.
It's your old pal Donny.
405
00:17:10,868 --> 00:17:14,004
Listen, you're never gonna guess
who I got a B-25 from.
406
00:17:16,374 --> 00:17:19,042
- Nina.
- Yes, that is me.
407
00:17:19,043 --> 00:17:21,343
And that's you.
408
00:17:21,345 --> 00:17:23,671
- Shall we?
- Yup.
409
00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:26,884
If you want to talk about
410
00:17:26,885 --> 00:17:28,819
the thing that happened
on the steps, we can...
411
00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:31,046
Or we don't have to, 'cause I don't need
to overanalyze it unless you...
412
00:17:31,048 --> 00:17:32,315
- No.
- Okay.
413
00:17:32,591 --> 00:17:34,826
Yeah, it's a terrible quality.
414
00:17:34,827 --> 00:17:37,362
I mean, just can't turn this thing off.
415
00:17:37,363 --> 00:17:39,731
- Oh, um...
- Yeah.
416
00:17:39,732 --> 00:17:41,249
You look great.
417
00:17:44,736 --> 00:17:47,304
- You coming?
- Yeah.
418
00:17:52,879 --> 00:17:54,179
Nina should be here any minute.
419
00:17:54,180 --> 00:17:56,415
So just... shh.
420
00:17:56,416 --> 00:17:59,584
You guys, I thought I said silence or off.
421
00:17:59,585 --> 00:18:01,507
You guys get this? Nina and Trent?
422
00:18:01,521 --> 00:18:04,456
Seriously, guys? Oh, that's mine.
423
00:18:04,457 --> 00:18:05,557
Oh.
424
00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:07,732
What the fudge cake?
425
00:18:07,828 --> 00:18:10,229
- Trent and Nina?
- Isn't he engaged?
426
00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:12,431
- Does Phil know?
- Oh, man.
427
00:18:12,432 --> 00:18:14,233
Is there a power outage or something?
428
00:18:14,234 --> 00:18:16,632
Crap on a cracker, she's here.
429
00:18:16,837 --> 00:18:18,237
Surprise!
430
00:18:18,238 --> 00:18:21,413
Congratulations on the P.D
of the Year Award!
431
00:18:21,415 --> 00:18:24,451
Surprise!
432
00:18:24,545 --> 00:18:25,845
It's a surprise party.
433
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:30,546
That was a pretty convincing
invitation on the steps.
434
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:34,624
So you and Trent, huh?
435
00:18:37,059 --> 00:18:38,921
What? What?
436
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:41,962
No, no, no, no, no, no,
Phil, it's not what you think.
437
00:18:41,963 --> 00:18:44,431
Hey, we made you a signature cocktail.
438
00:18:44,432 --> 00:18:46,484
It's called a Whitley Sour.
Not that you're sour.
439
00:18:46,534 --> 00:18:47,701
You're just irritable.
440
00:18:47,702 --> 00:18:49,531
- Congratulations.
- Okay.
441
00:18:49,604 --> 00:18:50,771
Make a toast.
442
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:57,148
Hey, um, everybody.
443
00:18:57,246 --> 00:18:59,147
Could you excuse me for just one minute?
444
00:18:59,148 --> 00:19:00,148
- Thank you.
- Okay.
445
00:19:00,149 --> 00:19:01,843
Okay.
446
00:19:01,918 --> 00:19:03,519
Hey.
447
00:19:04,171 --> 00:19:06,487
Phil, can you just wait...
All right, you know,
448
00:19:06,489 --> 00:19:09,734
I can't run in these at all,
so can you just meet me halfway, please?
449
00:19:15,264 --> 00:19:16,665
Where are you going?
450
00:19:16,666 --> 00:19:18,467
Oh, I just remembered
I got a secret family.
451
00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:20,068
I got to go tuck the kids into bed.
452
00:19:20,069 --> 00:19:22,210
Okay, can I at least just explain?
Because Trent and I, we are not...
453
00:19:22,212 --> 00:19:23,279
That's fine. It's fine.
454
00:19:23,281 --> 00:19:26,116
Go. Go enjoy your party.
455
00:19:26,118 --> 00:19:29,101
Listen to you.
You're already the top of the bottom, huh?
456
00:19:30,213 --> 00:19:34,083
Okay, can you...
Can you just not disappear?
457
00:19:39,089 --> 00:19:42,125
I wouldn't let you off that easy.
458
00:19:42,126 --> 00:19:44,360
What does that mean?
459
00:19:49,266 --> 00:19:51,134
It means I'll see you Monday, Whitley.
460
00:19:59,176 --> 00:20:02,677
You guys, who else in the office do you
think is treating each other's genitals
461
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:03,913
like hostile witnesses?
462
00:20:03,914 --> 00:20:05,147
I hope nobody at this booth.
463
00:20:05,148 --> 00:20:07,449
It is a pretty unappetizing bunch.
464
00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:09,351
This might not qualify,
465
00:20:09,352 --> 00:20:11,734
but I keep having these recurring dreams
466
00:20:11,736 --> 00:20:15,288
where Micah is giving me
a hot cream shave.
467
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:16,657
That qualifies.
468
00:20:16,659 --> 00:20:19,827
Let's get this cake ready
before Nina gets back.
469
00:20:19,829 --> 00:20:22,031
Okay.
470
00:20:22,033 --> 00:20:24,921
"Congarbalations, Mimal."
471
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:27,491
Jesus, Larry, why are words
so hard for you?
472
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:29,523
I said, "congratulations, Nina,"
473
00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:32,406
over the phone,
but my mouth was full of a tuna melt.
474
00:20:32,408 --> 00:20:34,509
You'd think a professional
froster would know better.
475
00:20:34,511 --> 00:20:36,579
- I'm going in.
- No, no, no, wait for Nina.
476
00:20:36,581 --> 00:20:38,582
- She's not coming back.
- I think she wet herself.
477
00:20:38,584 --> 00:20:41,843
At least make a toast.
478
00:20:42,354 --> 00:20:45,187
Congarbalations, Mimal.
479
00:20:46,138 --> 00:20:48,106
Wow, you're right, Larry.
480
00:20:48,108 --> 00:20:51,484
It totally sounds like
"congarbalations, Mimal."
481
00:20:51,486 --> 00:20:53,521
Why is there a penis on the cake?
482
00:20:53,522 --> 00:20:55,431
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