1 00:00:04,453 --> 00:00:05,920 Ugh. What the hell is that? 2 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:07,162 Did you lose a bet? 3 00:00:07,164 --> 00:00:08,630 Not everyone has a gambling problem 4 00:00:08,632 --> 00:00:10,332 - like you, Phil. - Want to bet? 5 00:00:10,334 --> 00:00:11,633 Okay, if you must know, 6 00:00:11,635 --> 00:00:14,202 this is my once-a-month Saengseon Hoe from Han Goya's. 7 00:00:14,204 --> 00:00:16,538 It's a Korean fish delicacy, 8 00:00:16,540 --> 00:00:17,873 and it costs an arm and a leg. 9 00:00:17,875 --> 00:00:19,375 So long as you didn't pay actual money for it. 10 00:00:19,377 --> 00:00:20,843 Why is that a smell? 11 00:00:20,845 --> 00:00:22,144 Did you find that in the morgue? 12 00:00:22,146 --> 00:00:23,512 Okay. 13 00:00:23,514 --> 00:00:24,914 Hey, we're still on to watch hoops 14 00:00:24,916 --> 00:00:26,816 - later this afternoon, right? - You know it. 15 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:28,651 Carlos wins our bracket every year. 16 00:00:28,653 --> 00:00:30,119 Don't ask me how. 17 00:00:30,121 --> 00:00:32,355 It'd be like you winning an empathy contest. 18 00:00:32,357 --> 00:00:34,957 Or you dating someone that wasn't a magician's assistant. 19 00:00:34,959 --> 00:00:36,659 Ha. You know, you could be funny. 20 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:38,728 - Okay. - People V. Danfield. 21 00:00:38,730 --> 00:00:41,843 Ooh, Diamond Danfield, huh? 22 00:00:41,845 --> 00:00:44,109 Good luck with that. Word of advice, take the deal. 23 00:00:44,136 --> 00:00:45,369 The guy's in and out of here all day. 24 00:00:45,371 --> 00:00:46,870 Oh, I can see you repped him once. 25 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:48,672 That's... that's probably why he's back. 26 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,140 There's only so much we can do. 27 00:00:50,142 --> 00:00:51,475 Yeah, so much you could do. 28 00:00:51,477 --> 00:00:53,477 - I can get him a better deal. - Ooh, okay. 29 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:55,078 Fancy girl getting a little cocky. 30 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:58,515 - Care to make it interesting? - Sure, why not? 31 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:00,183 - I thought you didn't gamble. - It's not gambling 32 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,968 - if you know you're gonna win. - Ooh, okay. 33 00:01:01,988 --> 00:01:03,320 - $10? - Fine. 34 00:01:03,322 --> 00:01:04,588 All right. 35 00:01:04,590 --> 00:01:05,956 I can't work in these conditions. 36 00:01:05,958 --> 00:01:08,425 Wait. Why? What? 37 00:01:08,427 --> 00:01:09,894 I think I love her. 38 00:01:09,896 --> 00:01:12,496 sync and correction by solfieri www.addic7ed.com 39 00:01:12,498 --> 00:01:14,115 Benched - 01x08 Diamond Is a Girl's Worst Friend 40 00:01:16,789 --> 00:01:18,970 Thanks again for everything, all right? 41 00:01:18,972 --> 00:01:20,305 See you again soon. 42 00:01:20,307 --> 00:01:21,806 No, I hope not, Diamond. 43 00:01:21,808 --> 00:01:22,974 Oh, right! 44 00:01:24,645 --> 00:01:27,646 - Take care. - Okay. 45 00:01:27,648 --> 00:01:30,982 Oh, hey. I totally Whitleyed that D.A. in there. 46 00:01:30,984 --> 00:01:32,117 - "Whitleyed"? - Yeah. 47 00:01:32,119 --> 00:01:33,585 Think I'm putting that on a t-shirt. 48 00:01:33,587 --> 00:01:35,254 - Put you down for a small? - All right. 49 00:01:35,256 --> 00:01:36,588 That's a bet. 50 00:01:36,590 --> 00:01:37,789 I got that guy a great deal. 51 00:01:37,792 --> 00:01:39,592 I mean, short parole, as long as he proves that 52 00:01:39,594 --> 00:01:41,594 he's looking for a job and takes anger management. 53 00:01:41,596 --> 00:01:43,329 - And boom... - "Boom," what? 54 00:01:43,331 --> 00:01:44,797 Boom, we won't be seeing him again. 55 00:01:44,799 --> 00:01:45,798 I did what you couldn't. 56 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,833 So you saved this poor wretch 57 00:01:47,835 --> 00:01:49,869 with your superior lawyering, is that it? 58 00:01:49,871 --> 00:01:51,704 Yeah. 59 00:01:51,706 --> 00:01:54,851 - He'll be back by the end of the week. - That sounds very much like a bet. 60 00:01:55,076 --> 00:01:57,176 - Double or nothing? - Yeah. 61 00:01:57,178 --> 00:01:59,178 Boom. 62 00:01:59,180 --> 00:02:00,847 - Another hard-fought day. - Yeah. 63 00:02:00,849 --> 00:02:03,049 Some college basketball 64 00:02:03,051 --> 00:02:04,476 and your mysterious gambling insight. 65 00:02:04,478 --> 00:02:05,786 Well, it's not that mysterious. 66 00:02:05,788 --> 00:02:07,054 Hey, uh, listen up, folks. 67 00:02:07,056 --> 00:02:09,089 Internet is spotty at best, so just please stay away 68 00:02:09,091 --> 00:02:10,757 from wires, and don't go online 69 00:02:10,759 --> 00:02:12,593 for the next hour, hour and 20. 70 00:02:12,595 --> 00:02:14,962 Great. Larry, that goes for the phone too, huh? 71 00:02:14,964 --> 00:02:17,965 - Okay, well, keep it elevated, mom. - Larry, I told you... 72 00:02:17,967 --> 00:02:19,099 It's a public park. 73 00:02:19,101 --> 00:02:20,701 I'm sure someone will come by soon. 74 00:02:20,703 --> 00:02:22,537 - Larry! - How far off the trail did you roll? 75 00:02:23,907 --> 00:02:25,440 Stay strong. 76 00:02:25,442 --> 00:02:27,241 Perfect. 77 00:02:28,778 --> 00:02:30,778 Who's typing? Who's typ... What is that? Oh, come on. 78 00:02:30,780 --> 00:02:31,945 - Hey, the signal! - What are you doing? 79 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:33,681 I'm downloading your case files. 80 00:02:33,683 --> 00:02:35,016 Well, do it in another building. 81 00:02:35,018 --> 00:02:36,451 Work time's over. It's casual time. 82 00:02:36,453 --> 00:02:37,619 - Casual time. - Right. 83 00:02:37,621 --> 00:02:39,587 Because you were so great in court today. 84 00:02:39,589 --> 00:02:41,723 I beg your pardon. 85 00:02:41,725 --> 00:02:43,725 What would you have done differently? 86 00:02:43,727 --> 00:02:45,859 Argued for continuance based on changes in testimony, 87 00:02:45,896 --> 00:02:48,129 cited People vs. Hawthorne in the Saxon case, 88 00:02:48,131 --> 00:02:51,967 got Mason O.R. due to his extensive community involvement. 89 00:02:51,969 --> 00:02:53,868 - Do you want me to continue? - You... you know what? 90 00:02:53,870 --> 00:02:55,537 When you're in court and those lights are... 91 00:02:55,539 --> 00:02:57,734 And everyone's looking, and it's... it's different, okay? 92 00:02:57,736 --> 00:02:58,936 If you say so. 93 00:03:01,412 --> 00:03:02,845 Hey, come on. Ignore her. 94 00:03:02,847 --> 00:03:04,313 She's an intern. What does she know? 95 00:03:04,315 --> 00:03:07,350 Someone should teach her a lesson, because... 96 00:03:08,386 --> 00:03:09,886 You know, we could. 97 00:03:09,888 --> 00:03:12,021 We could have her prepare that DUI case. 98 00:03:12,023 --> 00:03:13,423 Oh, DUIs are impossible. 99 00:03:13,425 --> 00:03:14,557 She'll fail for sure. 100 00:03:14,559 --> 00:03:16,426 - Exactly, yeah. - All right. 101 00:03:16,428 --> 00:03:18,027 Maybe this reckless endangerment case 102 00:03:18,029 --> 00:03:19,729 will have a happy ending after all. 103 00:03:19,731 --> 00:03:21,965 Well, except for those that were recklessly endangered. 104 00:03:32,244 --> 00:03:34,244 Oh, hey, Diamond... 105 00:03:34,246 --> 00:03:35,820 Just don't... don't... don't get my face. 106 00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:38,682 Just, not in the face. Face is off-limits. 107 00:03:38,684 --> 00:03:41,685 I'm robbing you, not killing you. Get up. 108 00:03:41,687 --> 00:03:44,021 You thank... You thanked me earlier. 109 00:03:44,023 --> 00:03:46,157 - What... why? - Yeah, I was being courteous. 110 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:47,591 Now I'm mugging you. 111 00:03:47,593 --> 00:03:48,993 I don't understand. I got you a great deal. 112 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:50,561 All you have to do is prove you're looking for a job 113 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:51,554 and take anger management classes. 114 00:03:51,598 --> 00:03:53,765 Yeah, and those classes cost money. Thank you. 115 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:56,100 So you commit another crime? 116 00:03:56,102 --> 00:03:58,236 And you wonder why you're stuck in the system? 117 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,265 I'm stuck in the system because I don't have no money. 118 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:02,941 Now... now hand over the purse. 119 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,609 Is that a fake... it's a fake gun. 120 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:05,777 That's a fake gun. 121 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,312 Guns cost money. 122 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:09,647 I... I took this from, like, a local theater. 123 00:04:09,649 --> 00:04:10,703 Oh, my God. How do you sleep at night? 124 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,684 Poorly. You know, a good bed... 125 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,019 Costs money. 126 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:15,954 Look, please, just give me the purse, all right? 127 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:18,590 - So I can take the stupid class. - I can't legally give a client money. 128 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,693 So you're gonna have to rob me. 129 00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:22,601 Just do it gently, okay? 130 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:25,218 - Okay, um... - Go ahead. 131 00:04:25,233 --> 00:04:27,233 I'm the robber. This is a robbery. 132 00:04:27,235 --> 00:04:28,476 You're the victim. 133 00:04:29,404 --> 00:04:32,038 I'm so glad I know my character. 134 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,005 Yeah. Okay. Oh, look. 135 00:04:33,007 --> 00:04:35,074 20, 40... okay, cool. 136 00:04:35,076 --> 00:04:36,867 What is this? What's this? 137 00:04:36,878 --> 00:04:37,977 You do not take that. 138 00:04:37,979 --> 00:04:39,512 They... they discontinued that color. 139 00:04:39,514 --> 00:04:42,182 - "Cheesecake vacation"? - It's... 140 00:04:42,184 --> 00:04:44,184 Hello! Ow! 141 00:04:44,186 --> 00:04:45,524 You know what? Just take the money. 142 00:04:45,526 --> 00:04:47,094 I'm gonna call you tomorrow and make sure that 143 00:04:47,096 --> 00:04:49,210 you're looking for a job and that you registered for classes, okay? 144 00:04:49,212 --> 00:04:52,126 You know these expired a year ago. 145 00:04:52,128 --> 00:04:53,195 Oh... 146 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:57,199 Micah? 147 00:04:58,634 --> 00:05:00,502 Micah? 148 00:05:03,272 --> 00:05:05,639 Micah, you are in the closet. 149 00:05:05,641 --> 00:05:08,368 - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing. 150 00:05:08,444 --> 00:05:10,144 Um, I need you to call Diamond Danfield 151 00:05:10,146 --> 00:05:12,313 to make sure that he registered for anger management. 152 00:05:12,315 --> 00:05:14,148 Yeah, no. 153 00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:17,385 Actually, Phil and Carlos have me doing some actual casework, 154 00:05:17,387 --> 00:05:19,754 so you're gonna have to make your own phone calls. 155 00:05:19,756 --> 00:05:23,225 Well, pssh, you ever coming out of the closet, or... 156 00:05:25,129 --> 00:05:27,663 You're literally in a closet. 157 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,466 Great. 158 00:05:31,468 --> 00:05:32,667 How do you a find a guy 159 00:05:32,669 --> 00:05:34,102 whose phone has been disconnected? 160 00:05:34,104 --> 00:05:36,104 Oh, that's simple. Get a map of Los Angeles. 161 00:05:36,106 --> 00:05:37,739 - Go everywhere. - Not helpful. 162 00:05:37,741 --> 00:05:40,063 I was calling Diamond to make sure he registered for his class. 163 00:05:40,111 --> 00:05:41,310 I told you he was gonna end up 164 00:05:41,312 --> 00:05:43,145 back in the system one way or another. 165 00:05:43,147 --> 00:05:45,681 Just admit I'm right, huh? 166 00:05:45,683 --> 00:05:47,250 I'm gonna go find him. 167 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:57,326 - Diamond, open up. - Who is it? 168 00:05:57,328 --> 00:06:00,596 - It's Nina. - Nina who? 169 00:06:00,598 --> 00:06:02,063 - Are you serious? - You mugged me yesterday. 170 00:06:02,067 --> 00:06:03,967 You got to be more specific than that. 171 00:06:03,969 --> 00:06:06,636 Okay, that's not something you want to say to your lawyer, 172 00:06:06,638 --> 00:06:09,040 and I'm your lawyer, Nina Whitley. 173 00:06:09,074 --> 00:06:11,908 Nina! What's up, baby? 174 00:06:11,910 --> 00:06:13,410 Come on. 175 00:06:13,412 --> 00:06:14,868 So your phone's disconnected. 176 00:06:14,914 --> 00:06:16,880 Oh, that's not my phone. That's Ed's. 177 00:06:16,882 --> 00:06:18,415 Uh, I'm just here crashing. That's it. 178 00:06:18,417 --> 00:06:19,817 - Oh, sure, sure, crashing. - Yeah. 179 00:06:19,819 --> 00:06:22,519 Well, you were, uh, supposed to look for a job today. 180 00:06:22,521 --> 00:06:24,188 Remember that plan? What happened there? 181 00:06:24,190 --> 00:06:25,856 Oh, you know I ain't got no car 182 00:06:25,858 --> 00:06:26,957 to go to no job interviews. 183 00:06:26,959 --> 00:06:29,193 I mean, I don't even know where to even look for a job. 184 00:06:29,195 --> 00:06:30,861 And I ain't got no shirt to wear. 185 00:06:30,863 --> 00:06:33,531 Nope. No, no, no. 186 00:06:33,533 --> 00:06:34,602 We... we are gonna get you a shirt. 187 00:06:35,702 --> 00:06:38,236 We're gonna get you a shirt, and we're gonna get you a job. 188 00:06:38,238 --> 00:06:40,705 Pants... pants first. Pants fir... uh, pants first. 189 00:06:40,707 --> 00:06:42,240 - Come on. - Now, now, I... 190 00:06:42,242 --> 00:06:44,008 I wasn't trying to guilt-trip you or nothing like that. 191 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:45,243 No, no. I didn't take it that way. 192 00:06:45,245 --> 00:06:47,352 Shirt, pants, job. 193 00:06:57,266 --> 00:06:59,767 Hey, Larry, our office lends out shirts for court, right? 194 00:06:59,769 --> 00:07:02,803 Like, decent, conservative, for court appearances and stuff? 195 00:07:02,805 --> 00:07:05,407 Actually, we do, and you'll never guess who's in charge of... 196 00:07:05,409 --> 00:07:06,675 Great. We'll take one for him. 197 00:07:06,810 --> 00:07:08,910 I only wear Varvatos from Head to Tizzoe. 198 00:07:08,912 --> 00:07:11,379 - All right, player? - I'm the exact same way. 199 00:07:11,381 --> 00:07:14,549 - You barely have pants. - We'll take whatever fits. 200 00:07:14,551 --> 00:07:16,217 Like, something in, like, a Polo 201 00:07:16,219 --> 00:07:18,186 but, like, with a nice pointy collar. 202 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,654 Something sexy, cool. 203 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:21,223 We do have one. It's green. 204 00:07:21,225 --> 00:07:22,424 Uh, that ain't my palette, player. 205 00:07:22,426 --> 00:07:23,759 Literally any shirt. 206 00:07:23,761 --> 00:07:24,760 Now, you would look good 207 00:07:24,762 --> 00:07:26,728 in, like, an off-white Oxford. 208 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:28,730 It's kind of like a cream, sand color. 209 00:07:28,732 --> 00:07:29,965 Ladies ain't feeling that. 210 00:07:29,967 --> 00:07:31,099 Great. We'll take it. 211 00:07:31,101 --> 00:07:32,601 And what court will you be appearing at? 212 00:07:32,603 --> 00:07:33,969 Uh, no. It's for a job interview. 213 00:07:33,971 --> 00:07:38,006 Uh, we only lend out shirts for court appearances. 214 00:07:38,008 --> 00:07:40,376 Give me the shirt before I bury you in the desert. 215 00:07:41,738 --> 00:07:43,304 I'll put court four. 216 00:07:43,314 --> 00:07:44,981 Favorite court. Thank you. That's great. 217 00:07:47,085 --> 00:07:48,751 Yeah. No, I mailed that check. 218 00:07:48,753 --> 00:07:51,454 I know. Well, I owe you... yeah, okay. 219 00:07:51,456 --> 00:07:53,329 I got to go. Carlos? 220 00:07:54,459 --> 00:07:56,225 Micah, how's the Newcomb case coming? 221 00:07:56,227 --> 00:07:57,660 DUIs are tough, huh? 222 00:07:57,662 --> 00:07:59,141 Yeah, but I found a defense. 223 00:07:59,264 --> 00:08:01,731 See, the client was not tested until he got to the station. 224 00:08:01,733 --> 00:08:03,934 We could argue he was below 0.08 when pulled over 225 00:08:03,936 --> 00:08:05,969 and not over the limit until later. 226 00:08:05,971 --> 00:08:08,138 There's precedent. It's called a rising defense. 227 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:09,806 I'm surprised you haven't heard of it. 228 00:08:09,808 --> 00:08:12,809 Actually, I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it. 229 00:08:12,811 --> 00:08:15,312 - Kay, that's really good. - Yeah, I thought so. 230 00:08:15,314 --> 00:08:17,001 Do you ever smile? Laugh? 231 00:08:17,149 --> 00:08:19,783 Only when I'm nervous, and I never get nervous. 232 00:08:19,785 --> 00:08:21,415 Really? Not even when, like... boo! 233 00:08:21,454 --> 00:08:23,008 That's just sad. 234 00:08:24,424 --> 00:08:26,090 Kay, so much for teaching her a lesson. 235 00:08:26,092 --> 00:08:27,291 She's a genius. 236 00:08:27,293 --> 00:08:29,126 Yeah, we should give her all our cases. 237 00:08:29,128 --> 00:08:31,095 We should give her all our cases. 238 00:08:31,097 --> 00:08:32,188 That'll only boost her ego. 239 00:08:32,198 --> 00:08:34,298 No, that'll give us more time to... 240 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:36,501 Watch more basketball. 241 00:08:36,503 --> 00:08:39,338 We're the geniuses. Yes. 242 00:08:42,342 --> 00:08:44,175 What kind of name is Han Goya? 243 00:08:44,177 --> 00:08:45,501 Your name's Diamond. 244 00:08:45,646 --> 00:08:48,079 Because no one cuts Diamond but Diamond. 245 00:08:48,081 --> 00:08:49,548 Okay, that makes sense. 246 00:08:49,550 --> 00:08:51,483 Nina, the usual? 247 00:08:51,485 --> 00:08:52,751 Oh, no, not today, Han. 248 00:08:52,753 --> 00:08:54,653 I was actually wondering, are you still hiring? 249 00:08:54,655 --> 00:08:55,977 Because my friend here is looking for a job. 250 00:08:56,056 --> 00:08:59,024 Actually, we do need another helper in the back. 251 00:08:59,026 --> 00:09:01,026 - Come with me. - Okay. 252 00:09:01,028 --> 00:09:05,649 So what we need is some help in our fish prep area. 253 00:09:05,867 --> 00:09:08,200 Heads go here. Guts go there. 254 00:09:08,202 --> 00:09:10,202 - Spines go... - Hell, no. 255 00:09:10,204 --> 00:09:11,637 I'm not doing this. 256 00:09:11,639 --> 00:09:13,339 Look, we just need a signature saying that 257 00:09:13,341 --> 00:09:14,227 I looked for the job. 258 00:09:14,243 --> 00:09:16,643 Let's get that and get the hell out of here. 259 00:09:16,645 --> 00:09:19,312 Okay, could you excuse us for just one second? 260 00:09:19,314 --> 00:09:21,848 Quick second? Okay, look. 261 00:09:21,850 --> 00:09:23,617 You were right this morning when you said that I could do more. 262 00:09:23,619 --> 00:09:24,885 Again, I wasn't guilting you. 263 00:09:24,887 --> 00:09:26,086 All right, but I did do more. 264 00:09:26,088 --> 00:09:27,154 I got you that shirt, 265 00:09:27,156 --> 00:09:28,235 and now I got you this job offer. 266 00:09:28,290 --> 00:09:29,623 You need to start taking responsibility 267 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:30,477 for yourself too. 268 00:09:30,555 --> 00:09:31,755 It's not enough if I believe in you 269 00:09:31,761 --> 00:09:32,726 if you don't also. 270 00:09:32,728 --> 00:09:34,328 You got to start holding yourself to a... 271 00:09:34,330 --> 00:09:35,529 To a higher standard. 272 00:09:35,531 --> 00:09:37,631 Were you just quoting Bill Cosby to me? 273 00:09:37,633 --> 00:09:39,433 A little Cosby might have slipped in there, yeah. 274 00:09:39,435 --> 00:09:41,635 Never quote Bill Cosby to another black man. 275 00:09:41,637 --> 00:09:43,797 - Do you understand me? - I got it. 276 00:09:43,873 --> 00:09:45,373 Mr. Han? 277 00:09:45,375 --> 00:09:47,751 I apologize for the way I acted earlier, 278 00:09:47,836 --> 00:09:49,302 and I'd love to work for you. 279 00:09:49,312 --> 00:09:51,212 Sure. Can you start tomorrow? 280 00:09:51,214 --> 00:09:52,213 Tomorrow? 281 00:09:52,215 --> 00:09:53,493 Yes. Tomorrow would be great. 282 00:09:53,516 --> 00:09:55,850 And, Han, thank you so much. 283 00:09:55,852 --> 00:09:57,518 Employment is such an important 284 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:00,255 but difficult step for ex-convicts. 285 00:10:00,257 --> 00:10:02,790 Convict? 286 00:10:02,792 --> 00:10:03,791 Well, you know what? 287 00:10:03,793 --> 00:10:05,226 At least we got the signature, 288 00:10:05,228 --> 00:10:07,061 and now all you have to do is show up 289 00:10:07,063 --> 00:10:08,758 for the anger management class you had registered for, 290 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,532 and you're out of the system. 291 00:10:10,534 --> 00:10:14,402 - Registered? - Seriously? 292 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,251 Okay, all the experts have picked Syracuse, 293 00:10:19,377 --> 00:10:20,543 but you like UNC. Why? 294 00:10:20,545 --> 00:10:22,211 Well, for starters, I love Chapel Hill. 295 00:10:22,213 --> 00:10:23,812 It's an idyllic college town. 296 00:10:23,814 --> 00:10:25,548 Wonderful little teashops. In the spring... 297 00:10:25,550 --> 00:10:27,477 Okay, but on-the-court reasons. 298 00:10:27,552 --> 00:10:29,719 Now, I get that they have five great freshmen. 299 00:10:29,721 --> 00:10:32,547 Okay, typically, I would pick Syracuse, 300 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:35,391 because their costume is orange, like a basketball. 301 00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:37,560 But I've got cousins in North Carolina. 302 00:10:37,562 --> 00:10:39,162 So, Phil? 303 00:10:39,164 --> 00:10:42,665 Family trumps costumes, every time. 304 00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:44,618 - Yes. - Okay, I get it. 305 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:47,274 If you don't like caprese, you should've bought your own lunch. 306 00:10:47,339 --> 00:10:49,773 - Lunch costs money. - Oh, my God, I know. Okay? 307 00:10:49,775 --> 00:10:51,308 Let's just get you signed up for class. 308 00:10:51,310 --> 00:10:53,711 Yeah, you know what? Your... your gambling strategy, 309 00:10:53,713 --> 00:10:55,879 it's the same one that my grandmother uses for bingo. 310 00:10:55,881 --> 00:10:57,548 No. No. No. This is proven. 311 00:10:57,550 --> 00:10:59,550 See this kid with the ball? His name is Milan. 312 00:10:59,552 --> 00:11:00,961 He's going to travel. 313 00:11:01,053 --> 00:11:02,420 Get it? Travel to Milan. 314 00:11:02,422 --> 00:11:04,821 And there's Milan with the travel! 315 00:11:05,725 --> 00:11:06,724 Are you a witch? 316 00:11:07,711 --> 00:11:10,161 Maybe you should've been giving them the Bill Cosby speech. 317 00:11:10,163 --> 00:11:12,196 Hey, Phil, I looked over the Stoller case, 318 00:11:12,198 --> 00:11:14,065 and, um, quick question, were you planning 319 00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:15,800 on leaving it this half-assed? 320 00:11:15,802 --> 00:11:18,743 - Excuse me? - You cited criminal code 3480. 321 00:11:18,819 --> 00:11:20,238 Yeah, self-defense. 322 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:22,204 No. Self-defense is 3470. 323 00:11:22,242 --> 00:11:24,576 Oh. Whoops. 324 00:11:24,578 --> 00:11:26,411 Whatever. I would've figured it out in court. 325 00:11:26,413 --> 00:11:27,704 - Thank you. - Whatever? 326 00:11:27,781 --> 00:11:30,916 You're right. You're right. It's just someone's life. 327 00:11:30,918 --> 00:11:32,451 Oh, I'm sorry. 328 00:11:32,453 --> 00:11:34,532 I didn't realize that law students... 329 00:11:34,589 --> 00:11:36,589 You know what? I think it might be best 330 00:11:36,591 --> 00:11:38,424 if you tried a case this afternoon. 331 00:11:38,426 --> 00:11:40,326 I know it's your first trial, but if I supervise, 332 00:11:40,328 --> 00:11:43,162 - I think it's okay under PTLS. - Of course I'll do it, Phil. 333 00:11:43,164 --> 00:11:45,297 It's the least the client deserves. 334 00:11:45,299 --> 00:11:47,001 That's true. 335 00:11:47,069 --> 00:11:48,635 Ah, you are all registered for class. 336 00:11:48,637 --> 00:11:50,570 But it starts in a half hour, so you're gonna have to hustle. 337 00:11:50,572 --> 00:11:51,905 - A half hour? - Yeah. 338 00:11:51,907 --> 00:11:54,207 That ain't much time to go get a job, 339 00:11:54,209 --> 00:11:57,477 make some money, take that money to a car dealership, 340 00:11:57,479 --> 00:12:00,480 negotiate a deal, buy a car, 341 00:12:00,482 --> 00:12:02,982 - drive the car to the class... - I'll drive you. 342 00:12:02,984 --> 00:12:04,785 Maybe we could stop at Burger King? 343 00:12:07,189 --> 00:12:09,302 - Hi, hi. - Hey. 344 00:12:09,358 --> 00:12:13,360 - Diamond Danfield. - Danfield. 345 00:12:13,362 --> 00:12:16,563 Danf... I don't see a Diamond Danfield. 346 00:12:16,565 --> 00:12:19,066 Okay, okay, all right, well, we registered online 347 00:12:19,068 --> 00:12:21,635 - a half an hour ago, so... - Oh, I'm sorry. 348 00:12:21,637 --> 00:12:24,805 You have to register online at least 12 hours in advance... 349 00:12:24,807 --> 00:12:25,977 No. What is your name? 350 00:12:26,009 --> 00:12:27,908 - Ruth Coleman. - Ruth, no, uh-uh. 351 00:12:27,910 --> 00:12:30,244 I'm LAPD, Los Angeles public defenders? 352 00:12:30,246 --> 00:12:31,688 We give you half of your clientele. 353 00:12:31,714 --> 00:12:33,381 Without us, you'd be nothing. 354 00:12:33,383 --> 00:12:35,917 You'd be working nights at TGI Fridays, making croutons. 355 00:12:35,919 --> 00:12:36,945 Okay, Ruth? 356 00:12:36,987 --> 00:12:38,520 So why don't you just drop 357 00:12:38,522 --> 00:12:40,855 the bureaucratic bullsh... And let my client here, 358 00:12:40,857 --> 00:12:43,159 Diamond Danfield, take the class? 359 00:12:45,496 --> 00:12:48,296 I was going to say, you have to register online 360 00:12:48,298 --> 00:12:50,999 12 hours in advance so your name appears on my list, 361 00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:53,168 but, you know, walk-ins are always welcome. 362 00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:55,837 So go right on ahead and fill out some paperwork. 363 00:12:55,839 --> 00:12:57,673 Ruth is my favorite name. 364 00:12:57,675 --> 00:12:58,808 - Hey. - Hey. 365 00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:01,944 Uh... thank you. 366 00:13:01,946 --> 00:13:04,613 You're welcome. Have a great class. 367 00:13:04,615 --> 00:13:06,282 And I'll... I'll see you in an hour, okay? 368 00:13:06,284 --> 00:13:07,583 - Kay. - Buddy? 369 00:13:07,585 --> 00:13:09,986 - Don't get mad. - I won't. 370 00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:25,401 Hey! Are you... are you serious? 371 00:13:25,403 --> 00:13:27,000 I was just about to go get lunch for everybody. 372 00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:28,773 Get back inside right now. 373 00:13:36,585 --> 00:13:38,017 Just remember, you know the case. 374 00:13:38,019 --> 00:13:39,419 - Don't be nervous. - I'm not nervous. 375 00:13:39,421 --> 00:13:40,954 Oh, I thought I saw you laughing. 376 00:13:40,956 --> 00:13:42,737 It's a little joke. You can laugh at it. 377 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:46,359 Very little. Don't worry. I got it. 378 00:13:46,361 --> 00:13:49,496 Mr. Stoller, I'm Micah. I'll be representing you today. 379 00:13:49,498 --> 00:13:51,331 You look just like my daughter. 380 00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:52,406 Thank you. Now, there are... 381 00:13:52,408 --> 00:13:54,574 You'll make sure I get to see her again soon, right? 382 00:13:54,770 --> 00:13:57,238 I'm not sure if the foster home comes with a ramp. 383 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,695 I'm... sorry? 384 00:14:00,889 --> 00:14:03,757 - Um... - Counselor? 385 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:08,883 So are we ready here? 386 00:14:08,985 --> 00:14:11,469 - Could I have a copy of that bench brief? - Miss? 387 00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:14,022 You do not address opposing council directly. 388 00:14:14,024 --> 00:14:15,557 You ask through the court. 389 00:14:15,559 --> 00:14:17,258 Right, right. Sorry. 390 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:19,761 Stand. 391 00:14:19,763 --> 00:14:22,631 - If the court pleases itself... - If the court what? 392 00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:27,402 If the court pleases itself... oh, oh. 393 00:14:27,404 --> 00:14:31,016 Excuse me. Ooh, sorry. 394 00:14:31,275 --> 00:14:32,407 Ooh. 395 00:14:32,409 --> 00:14:34,442 Would the court please ask opposing counsel 396 00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:37,102 for a copy of the bench brief? 397 00:14:37,181 --> 00:14:41,750 "If the court pleases itself." Can you imagine? 398 00:14:41,752 --> 00:14:43,620 Nervous? 399 00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:51,294 Let's start by going around and checking in. 400 00:14:51,296 --> 00:14:53,796 I see some new faces here today. 401 00:14:53,798 --> 00:14:55,500 How about you, Nina? 402 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:57,667 Wha... oh, no. I'm sorry. 403 00:14:57,669 --> 00:14:59,569 I'm just here to make sure that Diamond completes 404 00:14:59,571 --> 00:15:01,771 - the class, so... - Nina, everyone talks here. 405 00:15:01,773 --> 00:15:05,308 Okay, I just... I... I don't have any anger issues, so... 406 00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:08,745 You seemed angry when we were talking earlier. 407 00:15:08,747 --> 00:15:11,883 No, no, that... that... I don't think that was anger. 408 00:15:11,884 --> 00:15:13,250 What was that? 409 00:15:13,252 --> 00:15:16,887 That was just, like, a brief feeling of annoyance, 410 00:15:16,889 --> 00:15:19,523 hostility, a little bit of rage, 411 00:15:19,525 --> 00:15:21,680 just a tinge of hatred, but, no. 412 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,662 Has your anger ever hurt your relationships 413 00:15:24,664 --> 00:15:27,565 or affected your work, cost you a job? 414 00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:29,992 - Nope, nope, nope. - No? Mm-mm? 415 00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:31,669 - Mm. - Mm. 416 00:15:31,671 --> 00:15:33,705 Well, I mean, once I... I did... I had, 417 00:15:33,707 --> 00:15:35,373 like, a tiny meltdown. 418 00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:38,843 I broke some things, and I got fired. 419 00:15:38,845 --> 00:15:40,912 But, uh, I mean, that happens, right? 420 00:15:40,914 --> 00:15:42,614 Thanks, Nina. That was a... 421 00:15:42,616 --> 00:15:44,864 I mean, but do any of you guys ever think that that's a little unfair? 422 00:15:44,866 --> 00:15:47,319 Like, I mean, 'cause I worked so hard to get to where I was. 423 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:51,123 And then with one little freak-out, it's all gone. 424 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:54,593 My loft, my job, my daily Saengseon Hoe. 425 00:15:54,595 --> 00:15:56,762 I just... I don't need to... just forget it. 426 00:15:56,764 --> 00:15:59,198 - It doesn't matter. - Great share, Nina. 427 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,200 - Thanks. - So does any... 428 00:16:01,202 --> 00:16:04,871 It is so hard to forget it, though. It's like... 429 00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:10,542 We will then highlight the accuser's 430 00:16:10,544 --> 00:16:13,006 own history of abuse... 431 00:16:13,114 --> 00:16:16,082 And the lasting ramifications it may... 432 00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:17,951 Excuse me, Counselor. 433 00:16:20,622 --> 00:16:23,756 And analysis of the multiple stab wounds... 434 00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:25,897 The defendant received. 435 00:16:25,961 --> 00:16:27,327 What is going on? 436 00:16:27,329 --> 00:16:29,563 His face heavily bludgeoned. 437 00:16:29,565 --> 00:16:31,898 Okay, Your Honor, members of the jury... 438 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:33,200 Thank you, Counselor... 439 00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:35,491 The defense finds these accusations laughable. 440 00:16:35,538 --> 00:16:38,072 What we intend to prove is that the accuser's own history 441 00:16:38,074 --> 00:16:40,574 of violence, coupled with the injuries sustained 442 00:16:40,576 --> 00:16:42,910 in the fight, would suggest that our client, Mr. Stoller, 443 00:16:42,912 --> 00:16:44,256 was not an aggressor. 444 00:16:45,748 --> 00:16:48,186 On the contrary, he acted in self-defense, 445 00:16:48,256 --> 00:16:51,619 - per criminal code, uh... - 3470. 446 00:16:51,621 --> 00:16:54,428 3470. Thank you. 447 00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:58,059 Now, take you back to that day... 448 00:16:58,061 --> 00:17:00,195 So that's where my fear 449 00:17:00,197 --> 00:17:03,280 of full-body Halloween costumes comes from. 450 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:11,295 Thanks for all of that. Next, Diamond. 451 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:14,543 Oh, hi, um, name's Diamond, 452 00:17:14,545 --> 00:17:16,211 because I have a hardness of ten. 453 00:17:17,548 --> 00:17:20,295 I mean, I'm kind of a softie inside, you know? 454 00:17:20,987 --> 00:17:22,251 - Sure. - I mean, I do get angry. 455 00:17:22,253 --> 00:17:23,419 - Sure. - I mean, I do. 456 00:17:23,421 --> 00:17:24,887 And that's just because I'm alone. 457 00:17:24,889 --> 00:17:28,475 And, you know, no one really looks out for me, you know? 458 00:17:28,493 --> 00:17:32,061 Like, never. I... no one ever looks out for me. 459 00:17:32,063 --> 00:17:34,030 I'm just kind of like Tom Hanks on that island 460 00:17:34,032 --> 00:17:35,832 but with no volleyball. 461 00:17:35,834 --> 00:17:37,467 - Aw, man. - Hold it together, brother. 462 00:17:37,469 --> 00:17:39,022 It's gonna be all right, man, keep your head up. 463 00:17:39,138 --> 00:17:40,504 Are you kidding me right now? 464 00:17:40,506 --> 00:17:43,140 No one ever looks out for you? No one? 465 00:17:43,142 --> 00:17:46,576 Uh, who got you the great plea deal? 466 00:17:46,578 --> 00:17:48,111 Who got you a job offer? 467 00:17:48,113 --> 00:17:51,678 Who got you into this class? All me. 468 00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:53,943 I let you mug me. I gave you a lunch. 469 00:17:53,953 --> 00:17:55,085 I gave you a shirt. 470 00:17:55,087 --> 00:17:57,754 I mean, it was a real boring shirt. 471 00:17:57,756 --> 00:18:00,224 - It wasn't sexy. - Was it green? 472 00:18:00,226 --> 00:18:00,951 It was nothing spectacular. 473 00:18:01,027 --> 00:18:02,893 I have spent the past 24 hours babysitting you 474 00:18:02,895 --> 00:18:05,062 for less than what a babysitter gets paid. 475 00:18:05,064 --> 00:18:06,397 Sh... what do you think this is? 476 00:18:06,399 --> 00:18:08,933 - The Blind Side? - Please, Sandra Bullock. 477 00:18:08,935 --> 00:18:11,802 - Teach me how to use a fork. - And how to sleep in a bed. 478 00:18:11,804 --> 00:18:12,973 I was helping you. 479 00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:15,940 We're not here to make you feel better about yourself. 480 00:18:15,942 --> 00:18:17,809 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Did you even know 481 00:18:17,811 --> 00:18:20,378 that she even gave me the Cosby speech? 482 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,082 Okay, you know what? That's it. That's it. 483 00:18:24,084 --> 00:18:26,585 I'm so sorry that I tried to help you, 484 00:18:26,587 --> 00:18:28,420 that I tried to fix things for you, okay? 485 00:18:28,422 --> 00:18:30,467 I'm so sorry. And you know what, Ruth? 486 00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:33,558 I don't have an anger problem, all right? 487 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,959 Ugh! Son of a bitch! 488 00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:38,265 Oh! 489 00:18:41,269 --> 00:18:44,871 I'm actually having a bit of a flashback right now. 490 00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:48,941 So this class is every Thursday. Is that right? 491 00:18:48,943 --> 00:18:49,810 Okay. 492 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,513 No, don't... don't... don't throw it away. 493 00:18:53,515 --> 00:18:54,681 That's it. It's over. 494 00:18:54,683 --> 00:18:56,249 Hank is gonna steal the ball right now. 495 00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:57,617 No, what? 496 00:18:57,619 --> 00:19:01,121 He wears 44, which numerology tells us means "balance." 497 00:19:01,123 --> 00:19:03,256 So in the first period, he had the ball stolen from him, 498 00:19:03,258 --> 00:19:04,758 remember, so... 499 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,760 - Hank steals the ball. - Holy crap! 500 00:19:06,762 --> 00:19:08,670 - Who are you? - It's easy. 501 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:11,765 Hey, I should've given you more credit. 502 00:19:11,767 --> 00:19:13,975 And I'm sorry I acted like a giant butthole. 503 00:19:13,977 --> 00:19:15,042 Mm. 504 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,470 Hey, you're gonna make a great lawyer. 505 00:19:16,472 --> 00:19:18,205 And don't worry about the courtroom stuff. 506 00:19:18,207 --> 00:19:20,483 That was hard for everybody. Well, except me. 507 00:19:20,543 --> 00:19:22,509 I used to sweat. Larry used to puke. 508 00:19:22,511 --> 00:19:23,510 And he still does. 509 00:19:23,512 --> 00:19:25,145 Micah, you're gonna be fine. 510 00:19:25,147 --> 00:19:26,873 Thanks, Phil. 511 00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:31,709 - Hey. - What... what happened? 512 00:19:31,821 --> 00:19:33,655 Proof of job application, start papers 513 00:19:33,657 --> 00:19:35,156 for anger management... I did it. 514 00:19:35,158 --> 00:19:36,858 Diamond's out. No sweat. 515 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:39,360 - Well, maybe a little sweat. - All right. 516 00:19:39,362 --> 00:19:41,272 Got to say, though, Whitley, I'm impressed. 517 00:19:41,565 --> 00:19:42,731 I'm impressed. 518 00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:45,700 And a bet is a bet. You win 10 bucks. 519 00:19:45,702 --> 00:19:48,503 But you were right. The system's broken. 520 00:19:48,505 --> 00:19:50,397 So you know what? 521 00:19:50,441 --> 00:19:51,640 We both win. 522 00:19:51,642 --> 00:19:53,308 No, we both lose. 523 00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:55,334 Do you understand how money works? 524 00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:59,170 Okay, we'll get two whiskeys and some tape. 525 00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:02,990 Here we go. Last of theSaengseon Hoe. 526 00:20:02,992 --> 00:20:04,425 Mmm. 527 00:20:04,427 --> 00:20:06,560 Hey, thanks for hooking me up with this gig, all right? 528 00:20:06,562 --> 00:20:08,128 - I mean, you know... - Yeah. 529 00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:10,164 Oh, oh, oh! 530 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,498 Sorry about that. 531 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,866 Five-second rule. 532 00:20:12,868 --> 00:20:14,802 - Oh. - Oh, you ain't paid for that. 533 00:20:14,804 --> 00:20:17,104 What's... what's that doing in there? 534 00:20:17,106 --> 00:20:19,139 I don't think I want the fish anymore. 535 00:20:19,141 --> 00:20:22,209 Uh, okay, well, I'ma still have to charge you for this. 536 00:20:22,211 --> 00:20:25,069 Okay. Oh. 537 00:20:25,148 --> 00:20:26,981 Anger management techniques. 538 00:20:26,983 --> 00:20:28,482 You're on a beach. 539 00:20:28,484 --> 00:20:30,384 - It's warm... - Hmm. 540 00:20:30,386 --> 00:20:31,986 And this big-titty chick is kissing you 541 00:20:31,988 --> 00:20:33,955 - all on your... - Give me the fish. 542 00:20:33,957 --> 00:21:01,850 I am gonna go make a cat very happy.