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Yes, okay, he borrowed my records,

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but if you don't bring them
back, that's stealing.

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I did not murder him.

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I loaned him records,
but, like, not forever.

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Oh.

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Just a second, please.

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Highlights?

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Yeah, thanks for noticing.

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In honor of my pay cut,
I decided to do it myself.

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Well, I'm sure you'll get better at it.

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Listen, everybody, I have an announcement.

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Budget cuts.

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Wait, that qualifies as an announcement?

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What does that mean?

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That means they took more of our money,

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so we're rationing. If you need
pens, paper clips, whatever,

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see our intern Micah.

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Oh, there's no money
to fix the fire escape,

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so no more smoking on the fire escape.

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I don't care. I promised my wife I'd quit.

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So we don't get pens?

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Oh, so your old money job

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gave you all the pens you wanted.

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Yeah.

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Oh, so I guess I need pens.

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I'll put you on the wait list.

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There's a wait list?

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Okay.

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Here you go.

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Hmm. Ugh.

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Do you have one that's not chewed?

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Uh...

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Nope.

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Nina, you can borrow my pen on Wednesday.

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I'm gonna be out sick.

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Oh, great.

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Benched - 01x06
Rights & Wrongs

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Here are all your cases
for today and your offer sheet.

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That's all the deals from the D.A.

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Okay, do I look like somebody
who's taken deals?

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You look like a porn actress

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who's recently got
her real Estate license.

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Hey, Nina.

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Sorry to sneak up on you like that.

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So the Fletcher case...
Did you have a chance

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to look at my deal proposal?

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I didn't bother, 'cause if it's anything

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like your last proposal,
then I'll say yes,

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and six months later,
you'll change your mind,

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and then you'll ask for the ring back.

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It was my meemaw's.

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It's actually not a bad deal.

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Remember when you handed me this file?

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I kind of feel like
that's when we were done here.

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Next case.

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So, Mr. Fletcher, okay,
so they pick you up

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for riding your bike on the sidewalk,

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they find a spray can in your backpack,

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and Trent's charging you with
tagging and property damage

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and four other made-up charges.

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I'm innocent.

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My only crime was driving while brown.

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My guy, latino.

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They stopped him for having
a weird look on his face.

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People versus Fletcher.

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You know, Trent might
have more fun with you

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if you don't just lie there and take it.

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Are you speaking from experience?

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Okay.

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- Defense, how do you plead?
- Um...

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- Not guilty, Your Honor.
- Again?

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So not guilty in some sort
of fun, sarcastic way,

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or you're serious?

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Your Honor, we're ready
to move on at this point,

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if it so pleases the court.

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You're wearing a pot shirt
to your trial on pot possession?

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If the Judge sees this,
he will throw the book at you.

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I thought it'd be, like, ironic.

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Do you even know what that word means?

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Just take the shirt off.
We'll go with the tank top.

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Oh, what... the joint is
kicking the cop in the face.

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What... where you do even
find a shirt like that?

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Put the shirt back on.
Put the other shirt back on.

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Dave, can I borrow your shirt?

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- No.
- Take it easy.

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Cheryl, can I please borrow your blouse?

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Whoa, I'm not wearing a blouse, bro.

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It's really more of a chemise.

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I'm not wearing that either.

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Mr. Barber, you offered a deal, yes?

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Yes, we'll drop obstruct

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for a plea on vandalism.

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For which you have no case.

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- We do, actually.
- Okay.

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Well, then let's put 12
in the box and see what you got.

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- You know what I've got.
- Not much.

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Ooh, snap!

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Not guilty, Your Honor.

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Congratulations, Ms. Whitley,
that sets a new record

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for trials at the taxpayer's expense.

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Next case, People versus Gurango.

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Mr. Corda, are you here? Going once...

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We're here, Your Honor!

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Moved to the bottom of the pile.

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Mr. Corda, what a stylish blouse.

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That's a chemise, yo.

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Well, I'm glad to see that you and your ex

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have dealt with your issues.

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What, that? No, we're totally civil.

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Are you kidding?

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It was like watching
two people argue at an orgy.

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It was like, just stop talking. Get to it.

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I was just doing my job.

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Are we like an orgy?

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Nina, hi, could I have a word?

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Yes, I'd be happy too, Trent.

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Absolutely. After you.

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Thanks.

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So...

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Mm-hmm.

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I get this is new for you.

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You're used to corporate law.

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It works a little differently here.

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Right, but I'm still a lawyer,
so I'm gonna go hard.

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I think you're going too hard.

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I'm going the most hard you can go

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before you go too hard, which is
my level of going, as you know.

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Which is why I know
that you're coming too hard.

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If anyone is coming too hard, it's you.

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You're coming so ridiculously
hard, I'm almost laughing.

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You're overcharging the living
sh... out of my clients, okay?

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Like Ortiz?

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I mean, endangerment
of a protected species?

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- He kicked a duck.
- Nudged, allegedly.

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If your foot touches
a duck in a state park,

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it can technically be charged
as a class C Misdemeanor...

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Okay, so then at Dan and Emma's wedding,
when you threw a beer at a swan,

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- then that would be lethal injection.
- Okay, Nina, maybe we should...

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We should go.

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Yes, thank you, Mr. Quinlan.

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Mr. Barber.

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It's not just Trent.

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All D.A.S overcharge so they can get pleas

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to lesser charges.

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It just feels worse

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coming from Trent because of his face.

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So we're just supposed
to roll over and take it?

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I mean, that doesn't piss you guys off?

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Pisses me off.

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It's one of a million things

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that piss me off, but if I took a stand

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on every single one of those things...

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Well, I'm not great at math,

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but that would be a lot of stands.

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It would be a million stands.

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What I'm saying is,

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for better or worse, that's the system.

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Wow, put that on a poster with an eagle,

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inspire a nation.

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Well, we're not here to serve the system.

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- I mean, I'm here for justice.
- To win.

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Justice.

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To win ju...
Are you in a chemise right now?

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My client walked off with my shirt.

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Do you happen to have a man's shirt?

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I... I don't.

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- Phil?
- No. I like it.

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Micah, how about...

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Lunch. Something to eat.

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I had to work with an ex once.

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We were civil, but it could
get tough in private meetings.

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You know, the familiarity, the taboo-ness,

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having thoughts you shouldn't have.

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Right.

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So what did... what did you do?

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We had sex in the bathroom

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next to courtroom six.

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No. Ugh, no. The relationship?

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Oh, he got sentenced. Ten years in Chino.

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Oh.

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Huh.

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Hey, do you have
one of those clip thingies?

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Asking an intern for a paper clip

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is a little bit more than my psyche

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cabear right now.

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I'm giving you
a lot of my office supplies.

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People will talk.

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Okay.

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Is that fleter?

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- Yeah.
- Tagging case?

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Let me see.

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Yeah, I'd grab a plea.

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This guy's got priors,
no alibi, paint can.

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It's a sad fact, 90% of our guys,

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they did something.

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Ring, ring. Excuse me.

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Hello? Oh, yeah.

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I'll be sure to tell him.

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That was your career phoning it in.

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Ah, what did my career have to tell me?

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Just that it's phoning it...

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Shut up.

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Look, Trent's case, it's weak,

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and the store next door
has a camera in the parking lot.

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I get a hold of the security tape,

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I prove my guy's innocent.

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So what are you gonna do, fancy drew?

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You gonna skip lunch,
head down to east L.A.,

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and find some random tape?

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No, our investigator is.

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We have an investigator.

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Just tell me we have an investigator.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Gary, right over there.

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Last I checked,
he's backlogged a month or so.

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Fine, I will go to east L.A.
and get that tape myself.

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Have fun.

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- Nina?
- Yeah.

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Back from your adventure?

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Whoa! Uh...

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I'm assuming you know
you're late for court.

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00:08:01,084 --> 00:08:03,886
- Yeah.
- And your bronzer's a little uneven.

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- It's mace. Yeah.
- Yeah?

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00:08:05,154 --> 00:08:06,555
No, I got lost. I got lost.

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There was this dog, and I had to mace him,

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and then I finally find the place

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and there's a purse snatcher,

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but you know, I know now

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which way you point the mace,

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so that's good to know.

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But you got your security tape,

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- so it's not all bad.
- Oh, no, no, no.

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I did an hour of pantomime
with the Vietnamese store clerk

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and I got a copy of National Security,

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starring Martin Lawrence and Steve Zahn,

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so that's gonna be fun to watch.

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So the trip was a huge success, huh?

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No, well, I did get another lead.

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Yeah, the store clerk's cousin hangs out

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at a gas station across the way.

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He might be an eyewitness.

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If I can get down to monterey park

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with a translator before he ships out...

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He's a merchant marine...

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I'm gonna win this... I got it.

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Trent's got nothing, and then,
finally, I beat him,

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and he's the one crying at every stoplight

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on his drive home.

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Okay, yeah, you know, I understand

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- wanting to beat Trent...
- Yeah.

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But this is, you know,

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- like, next level stuff here.
- Yeah.

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Trent, he did a number on you, didn't he?

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- What... what happened?
- Don't know.

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I guess just all this...

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Wasn't enough for him.

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Ah.

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- What's that guy thinking?
- Yeah, exactly.

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- All right.
- You're okay, though?

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00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:07,249
Yeah, I'm... solid.

260
00:09:07,283 --> 00:09:09,084
Hey, uh...

261
00:09:10,453 --> 00:09:11,520
Rabies.

262
00:09:11,554 --> 00:09:13,455
Is that, like... is that a thing,

263
00:09:13,489 --> 00:09:15,524
or is that just for, like, kids?

264
00:09:15,558 --> 00:09:17,359
- No, that's a thing.
- It's a thing.

265
00:09:17,393 --> 00:09:20,195
It's a... all right, good...

266
00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:21,363
- Wow.
- Answer.

267
00:09:21,397 --> 00:09:22,397
Good an... okay.

268
00:09:22,432 --> 00:09:23,498
Gonna go clean up.

269
00:09:28,579 --> 00:09:31,083
Ohh... Hey, listen, we got new pens.

270
00:09:31,084 --> 00:09:32,169
Huh?

271
00:09:32,451 --> 00:09:33,778
♪♪

272
00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:35,685
*** fuction.

273
00:09:35,686 --> 00:09:40,177
Thank you, someone who...
I assume on remain in anonymous.

274
00:09:43,385 --> 00:09:45,018
Oh, hey, Micah, can you...

275
00:09:45,037 --> 00:09:46,997
I don't make coffee,
and there's no coffee.

276
00:09:47,055 --> 00:09:48,646
- Right, perfect.
- Ah, there you are.

277
00:09:48,648 --> 00:09:51,134
Oh, I was chasing
a lead on the Fletcher case.

278
00:09:51,159 --> 00:09:52,993
- I made court.
- Barely.

279
00:09:53,028 --> 00:09:55,796
I got Judge Nelson up my ass
because of all the trials

280
00:09:55,831 --> 00:09:57,832
you're setting, and for why?

281
00:09:57,866 --> 00:10:00,167
- To win.
- To win.

282
00:10:00,202 --> 00:10:03,003
Let me tell you about a guy,
a true believer.

283
00:10:03,038 --> 00:10:05,039
He went hard after every case.

284
00:10:05,073 --> 00:10:08,142
You know how he ended up?

285
00:10:08,176 --> 00:10:10,411
I am not gonna end up like Phil.

286
00:10:10,445 --> 00:10:12,213
Not Phil. Alan Bushmeel.

287
00:10:12,247 --> 00:10:13,247
He jumped off the roof.

288
00:10:13,281 --> 00:10:14,815
Went right past that window.

289
00:10:14,850 --> 00:10:17,017
The point is, you can't win everything.

290
00:10:17,052 --> 00:10:19,220
If you try, you're gonna lose your mind

291
00:10:19,254 --> 00:10:20,988
and your health.

292
00:10:21,022 --> 00:10:22,423
You get what I'm saying?

293
00:10:22,457 --> 00:10:23,924
You brought the pens.

294
00:10:23,959 --> 00:10:25,192
I got it. I won't say a thing.

295
00:10:25,227 --> 00:10:27,695
I can pound nails with this thing.

296
00:10:27,729 --> 00:10:30,531
I'm saying if you were less of a lawyer,

297
00:10:30,565 --> 00:10:32,032
you could be a great lawyer.

298
00:10:39,274 --> 00:10:40,708
You're working late.

299
00:10:40,742 --> 00:10:43,244
What? Oh, no, this is nothing.

300
00:10:43,278 --> 00:10:45,346
My last job, I set a record.

301
00:10:45,380 --> 00:10:47,681
168 hours in a week,

302
00:10:47,716 --> 00:10:50,351
which is exactly the number
of hours in a week,

303
00:10:50,385 --> 00:10:52,686
but, you know, I got to say,
an hour at this job

304
00:10:52,721 --> 00:10:55,623
is like eight hours at my last job.

305
00:10:55,657 --> 00:10:57,858
Do you ever worry about burning out?

306
00:10:57,893 --> 00:11:00,594
- Burt gave you the speech.
- Yeah.

307
00:11:00,629 --> 00:11:04,198
I got the speech,
but for me, this is a calling.

308
00:11:04,232 --> 00:11:06,867
- I can't just...
- Not try to win, I know.

309
00:11:06,902 --> 00:11:08,636
Easier said than done, I get it.

310
00:11:08,670 --> 00:11:10,437
There's a lot of stress involved.

311
00:11:10,472 --> 00:11:12,606
My wife, not happy with the job.

312
00:11:12,641 --> 00:11:15,943
And the smoking, dealing with it with gum.

313
00:11:15,977 --> 00:11:18,612
- Oh.
- It's led to some stomach issues.

314
00:11:18,647 --> 00:11:20,214
That's what these guys are for.

315
00:11:20,248 --> 00:11:25,686
But the job is its own reward, and I...

316
00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:28,822
Thank you.

317
00:11:28,857 --> 00:11:32,092
It's really, really great
to have a true believer in here.

318
00:11:32,127 --> 00:11:33,661
Yeah.

319
00:11:33,695 --> 00:11:35,829
The blouse makes it weird.

320
00:11:35,864 --> 00:11:38,465
No.

321
00:11:41,269 --> 00:11:42,970
Well, we may need to compromise
around here,

322
00:11:43,004 --> 00:11:44,772
but not on coffee.

323
00:11:44,806 --> 00:11:46,740
My gift to the office.

324
00:11:46,775 --> 00:11:48,175
Wow.

325
00:11:48,210 --> 00:11:49,643
Is there a trick to this thing?

326
00:11:49,678 --> 00:11:51,345
Anybody know the trick
to this thing, or...

327
00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:53,080
Yeah, it's busted.

328
00:11:53,114 --> 00:11:54,615
Great.

329
00:11:54,649 --> 00:11:56,917
I'm looking for Carlos Corda.

330
00:11:56,952 --> 00:11:59,019
Just want to say thanks
for what he did for my dad.

331
00:11:59,054 --> 00:12:00,487
That is so sweet.

332
00:12:00,522 --> 00:12:01,755
Yeah, he's right over there.

333
00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:02,756
Thanks.

334
00:12:02,791 --> 00:12:05,926
Oh, see, Carlos gets it.

335
00:12:05,961 --> 00:12:07,695
He doesn't compromise on anything.

336
00:12:07,729 --> 00:12:09,463
Are you Carlos Corda?

337
00:12:09,497 --> 00:12:11,532
Oh, yes.

338
00:12:11,566 --> 00:12:13,100
You've been served.

339
00:12:13,134 --> 00:12:14,668
Seriously?

340
00:12:14,703 --> 00:12:16,670
You know, you could've
just handed it to me.

341
00:12:16,705 --> 00:12:18,606
I take my job seriously.

342
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,474
Props are all out-of-pocket.

343
00:12:20,508 --> 00:12:21,942
Can I get my balloon back?

344
00:12:21,977 --> 00:12:23,177
Yeah, sure.

345
00:12:25,513 --> 00:12:26,780
Here you go, buddy.

346
00:12:26,815 --> 00:12:29,483
Dick.

347
00:12:30,819 --> 00:12:32,453
Sh..., man, she filed?

348
00:12:32,487 --> 00:12:34,655
- Divorce.
- Yeah, I got that.

349
00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:36,290
I'm so sorry, Carlos.

350
00:12:36,324 --> 00:12:37,958
It's nothing.

351
00:12:37,993 --> 00:12:40,628
You know Rosa.
She loves dramatic gestures.

352
00:12:40,662 --> 00:12:41,962
Phil, remember?

353
00:12:41,997 --> 00:12:44,331
At dinner, the waiter, he comes over.

354
00:12:44,366 --> 00:12:46,700
He said the soup had no dairy.
Turned out it did.

355
00:12:46,735 --> 00:12:48,168
She threatened to have him arrested.

356
00:12:49,871 --> 00:12:51,739
She did. I defended the guy.

357
00:12:51,773 --> 00:12:53,574
Yeah, and you got him off with a fine.

358
00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:55,643
So it's not a big deal.
So this is not a big deal.

359
00:12:55,677 --> 00:12:57,077
It's just not a big deal, so...

360
00:13:04,419 --> 00:13:06,920
And I'm rested and fine.

361
00:13:06,955 --> 00:13:09,456
Cheryl, let's win some cases. Whoo!

362
00:13:14,296 --> 00:13:16,196
People versus Dean.

363
00:13:16,231 --> 00:13:18,999
I don't suppose
there's some bizarro universe

364
00:13:19,034 --> 00:13:21,001
in which we might avoid another trial?

365
00:13:21,036 --> 00:13:22,736
Hey.

366
00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:24,935
Baby's first compromise.

367
00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:26,805
Well, um...

368
00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:32,553
The people offered a deal.

369
00:13:32,555 --> 00:13:34,289
And?

370
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,048
Okay, just a quick counter.

371
00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:38,552
Jesus, shoot me now.

372
00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:39,687
God, Nina, what is your problem?

373
00:13:39,721 --> 00:13:40,954
What problem?

374
00:13:40,989 --> 00:13:43,590
- I'm just trying to make this work.
- Then maybe your defense

375
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:46,060
should get another lawyer
who might actually make it work.

376
00:13:46,094 --> 00:13:48,696
I don't know what he's talking about.
I'm just trying to do my job.

377
00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:50,064
She can't let anything go, Your Honor.

378
00:13:50,098 --> 00:13:51,732
I'm sorry. So I need a... I need a recess.

379
00:13:51,766 --> 00:13:54,401
There he goes, the guy
who can let everything go.

380
00:13:54,436 --> 00:13:56,737
Okay, that's it. My chambers now.

381
00:13:56,771 --> 00:13:58,038
Ooh!

382
00:13:58,073 --> 00:14:00,240
Oh, shut up.

383
00:14:05,401 --> 00:14:08,532
The two of you are officially
locked in this chambers

384
00:14:08,534 --> 00:14:10,245
until you settle these cases

385
00:14:10,279 --> 00:14:12,847
and unclog the Goddamn court system.

386
00:14:12,849 --> 00:14:14,049
No, wait, can't we do this...

387
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,484
Over lunch...

388
00:14:15,518 --> 00:14:18,553
Congratulations, you just made
us both look like idiots.

389
00:14:18,588 --> 00:14:21,389
Oh, sure, no, you take the power chair.

390
00:14:21,424 --> 00:14:22,824
How is this the power chair?

391
00:14:22,859 --> 00:14:24,349
You're framed by the bookcase.

392
00:14:24,351 --> 00:14:26,661
It's better lighting, and you're
closer to the only fire exit.

393
00:14:26,696 --> 00:14:28,029
I'm not getting a portrait.

394
00:14:28,064 --> 00:14:29,464
You know what? Just take the seat.

395
00:14:29,499 --> 00:14:30,832
- Take the seat.
- No, I don't want it.

396
00:14:30,867 --> 00:14:33,135
I'm good. I'm good over here.
I don't want it.

397
00:14:33,169 --> 00:14:35,737
Okay. Good.

398
00:14:35,772 --> 00:14:37,472
I would prefer to stand.
I prefer to stand.

399
00:14:37,507 --> 00:14:40,175
I want to be by the paper clip holder.

400
00:14:40,209 --> 00:14:42,077
Okay, let's start. Dean.

401
00:14:42,111 --> 00:14:44,412
Oh, circumstantial, no deal.

402
00:14:44,447 --> 00:14:46,351
Okay, Ferguson.

403
00:14:46,382 --> 00:14:47,749
Come on.

404
00:14:47,784 --> 00:14:49,351
Okay, Fletcher.

405
00:14:49,385 --> 00:14:52,154
Oh, Fletcher, the kid who was charged
with riding his bike while black?

406
00:14:52,188 --> 00:14:54,589
Yeah, it's funny. I didn't see
that in the Penal Code.

407
00:14:54,624 --> 00:14:56,591
Why can't you just admit
that you're wrong?

408
00:14:56,626 --> 00:14:58,527
God, like you ever admit you're wrong.

409
00:14:58,561 --> 00:15:01,763
- Uh... yeah.
- Hmm?

410
00:15:01,798 --> 00:15:03,765
That time I convinced you
that rattlesnake was dead.

411
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,101
I was talking about the cases,
but, yeah, you could've killed me.

412
00:15:06,135 --> 00:15:08,170
You have to win everything.

413
00:15:08,204 --> 00:15:10,272
I do not have to win everything.

414
00:15:10,306 --> 00:15:11,940
- No?
- No.

415
00:15:11,974 --> 00:15:14,709
Name one thing.
Name one thing you didn't win.

416
00:15:18,381 --> 00:15:19,681
Oh, no, I won that.

417
00:15:19,715 --> 00:15:22,050
- It was kind of a rhetorical question.
- Yeah, no, I got that.

418
00:15:22,084 --> 00:15:23,652
God.

419
00:15:25,755 --> 00:15:27,189
Okay, you won side of the bed.

420
00:15:27,223 --> 00:15:30,091
- You won sink next to the window.
- No, you said you wanted that sink

421
00:15:30,126 --> 00:15:32,627
because the hot and cold were in French.
And why are you writing this down?

422
00:15:32,662 --> 00:15:35,463
- You won the last two Thanksgivings.
- We went to your parents'.

423
00:15:35,498 --> 00:15:37,632
Exactly, that was awful for me.

424
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:40,202
- You won Rick and Rav Neat.
- I didn't even want them.

425
00:15:40,228 --> 00:15:41,895
All they do is talk about Game of Thrones.

426
00:15:41,938 --> 00:15:43,572
Yeah, well, I want to talk
about Game of Thrones.

427
00:15:43,606 --> 00:15:44,906
I haven't seen it yet,
but it's in my queue.

428
00:15:44,941 --> 00:15:46,107
So what now?

429
00:15:46,142 --> 00:15:47,542
You want to win the break-up too?

430
00:15:47,577 --> 00:15:49,211
- Is that it?
- No, no, no, you won that.

431
00:15:49,245 --> 00:15:51,079
You won that, so there's something.

432
00:15:51,113 --> 00:15:52,080
There's a thing.

433
00:15:52,114 --> 00:15:53,882
God, I gave you everything.

434
00:15:53,916 --> 00:15:56,051
Everything, and that still
just wasn't enough for you.

435
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,886
See, that is the problem, Trent.

436
00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,788
Nina, did it ever occur to you

437
00:15:59,822 --> 00:16:03,391
that maybe, just maybe,

438
00:16:03,426 --> 00:16:04,926
you were too much?

439
00:16:06,863 --> 00:16:08,330
That's not a... that's not a thing.

440
00:16:08,364 --> 00:16:09,931
How is that a thing? That's not a thing.

441
00:16:09,966 --> 00:16:11,433
- Oh, it's a thing.
- It's not a thing.

442
00:16:13,002 --> 00:16:15,937
Okay, how many do you have left?

443
00:16:15,972 --> 00:16:17,606
All of them.

444
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,275
All right, here's what we're going to do.

445
00:16:20,309 --> 00:16:24,946
I'm gonna do my interminable
seven-minute workout.

446
00:16:24,981 --> 00:16:28,617
Then I'm going to eat my
entirely disgusting Kale salad,

447
00:16:28,651 --> 00:16:30,952
and at that point, you two
better have made some deals

448
00:16:30,987 --> 00:16:33,655
on these cases,
or I'll have you both murdered.

449
00:16:33,689 --> 00:16:36,825
And believe me, I know the people to call.

450
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:39,413
Yep.

451
00:16:43,366 --> 00:16:45,300
Hey, how's it going in there?

452
00:16:45,334 --> 00:16:49,004
Am I... am I obsessive?

453
00:16:49,038 --> 00:16:50,438
Am I... am I too much?

454
00:16:50,473 --> 00:16:52,910
Ha ha. That's an interesting question.

455
00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:55,793
Oh, you want me to answer that.

456
00:16:56,312 --> 00:16:58,848
Okay, before I answer that,
why don't you check your email?

457
00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:02,517
What is this?

458
00:17:02,551 --> 00:17:04,019
It's the security footage from the A.T.M.

459
00:17:04,053 --> 00:17:05,487
Across the street from your tagging.

460
00:17:05,521 --> 00:17:08,123
See, if you know the right people,
you call the people at the bank.

461
00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,887
They'll get you the file.

462
00:17:11,027 --> 00:17:12,294
Wait a minute, so you just...

463
00:17:12,328 --> 00:17:13,962
Yeah, I... excuse me.

464
00:17:13,996 --> 00:17:15,463
Hello?

465
00:17:15,498 --> 00:17:18,199
Yeah, I was just telling her
I phoned it in.

466
00:17:18,234 --> 00:17:19,200
Okay, bye-bye.

467
00:17:19,235 --> 00:17:21,169
All right.

468
00:17:21,203 --> 00:17:24,339
Oh, my God, that's not my guy! He's white!

469
00:17:24,373 --> 00:17:26,308
I'm gonna crush Trent. I was right.

470
00:17:26,342 --> 00:17:29,210
Yeah, and there it is.

471
00:17:29,245 --> 00:17:30,712
- You were wrong.
- No.

472
00:17:30,746 --> 00:17:32,981
There goes Fletcher, stealing that bike.

473
00:17:33,015 --> 00:17:35,083
Happens a lot around here.

474
00:17:35,117 --> 00:17:36,683
Eh, you learn to deal with it.

475
00:17:46,128 --> 00:17:49,731
So I've been thinking a lot about
what you said about our relationship,

476
00:17:49,765 --> 00:17:53,168
and I need you to know
I'm not that person anymore,

477
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:56,604
and with that in mind,
I would like to make a deal.

478
00:17:56,639 --> 00:17:58,273
Just... you know what?

479
00:17:58,307 --> 00:18:01,109
I'm gonna grab any one
of these files at random,

480
00:18:01,143 --> 00:18:04,212
and what's, like... what's right here?
I don't know.

481
00:18:04,246 --> 00:18:06,848
It's Fletcher, so, okay, Fletcher.

482
00:18:06,882 --> 00:18:09,684
I'm ready to make a deal on Fletcher,

483
00:18:09,719 --> 00:18:12,187
'cause I am learning to compromise.

484
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,089
- Really?
- Yeah.

485
00:18:14,123 --> 00:18:15,590
Wow, Nina.

486
00:18:15,624 --> 00:18:18,593
- Yeah.
- I'm actually really proud of you.

487
00:18:18,627 --> 00:18:20,061
Thank you.

488
00:18:20,096 --> 00:18:22,063
Yeah, see, I can be... I can be reasonable.

489
00:18:22,098 --> 00:18:24,532
I mean, you never got
a chance to see that person,

490
00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:28,370
but I'm glad that we can work together.

491
00:18:28,404 --> 00:18:30,438
Me too.

492
00:18:30,473 --> 00:18:31,873
Yeah.

493
00:18:31,907 --> 00:18:35,777
Wow, God, you D.A.S have nice pens.

494
00:18:35,811 --> 00:18:36,778
I know, right? $100.

495
00:18:36,812 --> 00:18:38,947
That is so stupid.

496
00:18:38,981 --> 00:18:40,315
You know what?

497
00:18:40,349 --> 00:18:41,883
Before I sign anything, I'm gonna need

498
00:18:41,917 --> 00:18:45,153
just a couple more little things, just...

499
00:18:45,187 --> 00:18:47,655
Nothing crazy. Nothing crazy.

500
00:18:49,425 --> 00:18:52,327
So, Mr. Prosecutor, you good
with Mr. Corda's request

501
00:18:52,361 --> 00:18:55,630
for misdemeanor possession, the fine,
and one mandatory drug seminar?

502
00:18:55,664 --> 00:18:58,299
- Yes, sir.
- You good, Mr. Corda?

503
00:18:58,334 --> 00:18:59,567
Yes, Your Honor, we'll take it.

504
00:18:59,602 --> 00:19:02,670
You good, Mr. Gurango?

505
00:19:02,705 --> 00:19:04,739
Any more puff, puff, pass?

506
00:19:04,774 --> 00:19:05,740
Oh, yes, Your Honor.

507
00:19:05,775 --> 00:19:06,808
- Hmm?
- Oh, no.

508
00:19:06,842 --> 00:19:08,510
Oh, I meant no. No, Your Honor.

509
00:19:08,544 --> 00:19:10,645
You're not high right now, are you?

510
00:19:10,679 --> 00:19:12,013
You don't have to answer that.

511
00:19:12,048 --> 00:19:15,016
Okay, yeah, very high.

512
00:19:17,386 --> 00:19:19,954
Wait, did you say I do have to answer that

513
00:19:19,989 --> 00:19:21,689
or I don't have to answer that?

514
00:19:21,724 --> 00:19:23,758
Let's close our mouth.
Let's close the mouth right now.

515
00:19:23,793 --> 00:19:25,260
Public intoxication?

516
00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:26,861
What the hell is wrong with you?

517
00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:29,364
I am literally ruining
my life trying to help you,

518
00:19:29,398 --> 00:19:30,832
and you keep screwing everything up.

519
00:19:30,866 --> 00:19:32,734
Jesus Christ, what is the Goddamn point?

520
00:19:36,972 --> 00:19:38,473
Are you okay?

521
00:19:38,507 --> 00:19:39,941
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine, thank you.

522
00:19:39,975 --> 00:19:41,776
Thank you.

523
00:19:41,811 --> 00:19:43,645
Oh, I think that one's going up.

524
00:19:43,679 --> 00:19:47,182
Nina, I am sorry, but I give up,
and I am going to the roof.

525
00:19:47,216 --> 00:19:50,618
Oh, God, Alan Bushmeel.

526
00:19:50,653 --> 00:19:52,353
Oh...

527
00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:58,393
Carlos, no, you don't have to do this.

528
00:19:58,427 --> 00:20:00,228
You just have so much to live for.

529
00:20:00,262 --> 00:20:02,130
Live for?

530
00:20:02,164 --> 00:20:04,866
I came up here to sneak a cigarette.

531
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,468
What, did you think I was gonna jump?

532
00:20:06,502 --> 00:20:08,870
Well, I don't know, after the day you had.

533
00:20:08,904 --> 00:20:12,407
Today was nothing.
God, are you kidding me?

534
00:20:12,441 --> 00:20:15,410
This is just the way it is.

535
00:20:15,444 --> 00:20:17,899
You mean this is average?

536
00:20:18,735 --> 00:20:20,748
Don't even think about it.

537
00:20:20,783 --> 00:20:23,151
So much to live for, et cetera, et cetera.

538
00:20:23,185 --> 00:20:26,254
Did you just say, "et cetera, et cetera"?

539
00:20:26,288 --> 00:20:27,755
You're still here, aren't you?

540
00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:35,590
Hey, finally***

541
00:20:36,058 --> 00:20:37,808
Proud of you, kid.

542
00:20:39,582 --> 00:20:42,030
Hey, there's a big
square thing here for you,

543
00:20:42,064 --> 00:20:44,410
and it's holding a box.

544
00:20:46,969 --> 00:20:50,271
Ah, legally, I don't think
you're allowed to be here.

545
00:20:50,306 --> 00:20:54,008
Too bad, looks great in here.

546
00:20:54,043 --> 00:20:56,344
Deal's a deal.

547
00:20:56,378 --> 00:20:57,840
See you later.

548
00:21:00,516 --> 00:21:04,886
Hey, I may have cut a deal,
but I totally won that deal.

549
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:09,457
Compliments of
the District Attorney's office.

550
00:21:09,492 --> 00:21:11,626
Oh, my God!

551
00:21:16,398 --> 00:21:17,492
Wow.

552
00:21:19,535 --> 00:21:20,804
Oh, hi.

553
00:21:22,938 --> 00:21:24,238
- They have so little.
- Oh.

554
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:26,239
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