1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,969 Somebody killed my mum and dad. 2 00:00:02,215 --> 00:00:05,120 Someone planted a bomb under their car and set it up. 3 00:00:05,935 --> 00:00:07,959 Someone who knows how to stay hidden. 4 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:10,763 - Have we met before, Alex? - I was in distress. 5 00:00:10,883 --> 00:00:12,760 You rode to my rescue. 6 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:17,640 Was your daughter sleeping while you were shagging her godfather?! 7 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:21,311 - No need for Tim to find out. - This could have torn my family apart. 8 00:00:22,467 --> 00:00:26,021 I've got a piece of your past standing right here in front of me. 9 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,600 I'm going to tell her the truth. 10 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:29,996 Why her parents died. 11 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:34,440 What can my parents possibly have to do with any of this? 12 00:00:51,892 --> 00:00:53,976 Come on, get back in the car! 13 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:59,537 What's a fun family car doing in a place like this? 14 00:01:00,014 --> 00:01:02,417 Well, everyone wants a piece of this little beauty. 15 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,880 And she's called Escort. 16 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:10,017 Introducing the perfect hatchback for you and all your family's luggage. 17 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:14,040 You know two door but we bring you four door. 18 00:01:15,151 --> 00:01:18,960 Complete with stereo cassette player, she's yours at an explosive price. 19 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,440 Families just can't get into this car quick enough. 20 00:01:22,485 --> 00:01:24,506 You try and stop them. 21 00:01:30,592 --> 00:01:34,633 On 10th October 1981, my parents were killed by a car bomb, 22 00:01:34,753 --> 00:01:35,923 in front of my eyes. 23 00:01:37,609 --> 00:01:40,920 At 10 o'clock tomorrow morning, this is the place it'll happen. 24 00:01:41,878 --> 00:01:43,805 AlEX's BIG DAY: Season 1 Ep.8 25 00:01:44,042 --> 00:01:45,933 I'm here again for a reason. 26 00:01:46,281 --> 00:01:48,120 This time, I've got to stop it. 27 00:01:59,021 --> 00:02:00,902 I'm quite happy to get a taxi. 28 00:02:01,022 --> 00:02:03,957 And I'm quite capable of driving my wife and child to the station. 29 00:02:06,082 --> 00:02:08,215 Think, Alex, think! 30 00:02:09,617 --> 00:02:11,234 It's time to remember. 31 00:02:12,377 --> 00:02:14,274 Come on, Alex, get in! 32 00:02:15,388 --> 00:02:17,695 I remember a red balloon. 33 00:02:18,366 --> 00:02:20,988 Leave it! We've got a train to catch. 34 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,350 I remember a billboard. 35 00:02:32,530 --> 00:02:34,028 What else? 36 00:02:34,921 --> 00:02:36,209 Some music, Alex? 37 00:02:36,329 --> 00:02:37,866 This is my day of judgment. 38 00:02:37,986 --> 00:02:40,067 I have 24 hours to save my parents... 39 00:02:41,094 --> 00:02:42,252 and go home. 40 00:02:43,855 --> 00:02:45,044 That... 41 00:02:46,144 --> 00:02:47,717 is what will happen. 44 00:03:03,899 --> 00:03:05,593 Does he know it yet? 45 00:03:18,811 --> 00:03:20,618 Alex Drake. 46 00:03:21,257 --> 00:03:23,890 There's a pleasant surprise. 47 00:03:25,106 --> 00:03:27,508 You are my destiny, do you know that? 48 00:03:28,517 --> 00:03:30,494 Some people get angels, 49 00:03:30,614 --> 00:03:32,291 and I get you. 50 00:03:34,552 --> 00:03:36,409 I never knew you cared. 51 00:03:37,154 --> 00:03:39,688 What do you know about Tim and Caroline Price? 52 00:03:46,261 --> 00:03:48,195 Everything. 53 00:03:48,848 --> 00:03:50,265 Nothing. 54 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:53,261 I think you're bluffing. 55 00:03:53,999 --> 00:03:57,252 I think anything you know you find out years from now. 56 00:03:58,598 --> 00:04:00,042 A gambler. I like that. 57 00:04:01,622 --> 00:04:03,273 Yeah, I like that a lot. 58 00:04:04,531 --> 00:04:06,720 I'm a very dangerous man to gamble with. 59 00:04:07,359 --> 00:04:08,936 No, you're not. 60 00:04:09,631 --> 00:04:12,318 You're a petty, vicious little man 61 00:04:12,438 --> 00:04:16,838 and you are locked up tight in a very safe prison. 62 00:04:19,370 --> 00:04:20,956 I'll see you in 2008. 63 00:04:24,167 --> 00:04:25,195 Loser! 64 00:04:29,549 --> 00:04:30,901 My name is Alex Drake. 65 00:04:31,323 --> 00:04:34,620 I've just been shot and that bullet has taken me back to 1981. 66 00:04:35,157 --> 00:04:38,405 I may be one second away from life, or one second away from death. 67 00:04:38,957 --> 00:04:40,983 All I know is that I have to keep fighting. 68 00:04:41,103 --> 00:04:43,316 Fight to live, fight to see my daughter. 69 00:04:43,668 --> 00:04:45,114 Fight to get home. 70 00:04:46,445 --> 00:04:49,125 ALEX'S DAY 71 00:06:16,433 --> 00:06:17,480 Hello? 72 00:06:18,022 --> 00:06:20,629 Yes, this is Inspector Drake. Who is this, please? 73 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,224 You're absolutely sure about that? 74 00:06:26,513 --> 00:06:29,103 A car bomb will go off tomorrow morning? 75 00:06:32,898 --> 00:06:35,934 A car bomb will go off tomorrow morning! 76 00:06:39,270 --> 00:06:40,369 What? 77 00:06:40,615 --> 00:06:43,432 And with this information we could stop a murder. 78 00:06:43,592 --> 00:06:45,101 Who's getting murdered? 79 00:06:46,711 --> 00:06:48,271 OK. Take care. Goodbye. 80 00:06:50,682 --> 00:06:54,269 That was a call from a very reliable informant. 81 00:06:54,776 --> 00:06:55,750 Who? 82 00:06:56,108 --> 00:06:58,153 My own private informant. 83 00:06:58,273 --> 00:07:01,626 Guv says we should share informants, otherwise they might blackmail us. 84 00:07:01,746 --> 00:07:04,409 Shut up, Chris! This is very important. 85 00:07:05,310 --> 00:07:06,841 This is what we know. 86 00:07:06,961 --> 00:07:09,265 The car bomb will be attempted tomorrow at 10.00am. 87 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,052 - Where? - Ash Street. 88 00:07:11,172 --> 00:07:12,932 - Near that posh girls' school? - Yes. 89 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:17,102 The target vehicle will be a blue, W reg Ford Escort. 90 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:18,339 Belonging to? 91 00:07:18,459 --> 00:07:21,823 We don't know that yet, we'll have to trace it. 92 00:07:22,321 --> 00:07:24,860 Are you sure your informant isn't tugging on your tits? 93 00:07:26,129 --> 00:07:28,419 The car has something to do with Tim and Caroline Price 94 00:07:28,579 --> 00:07:30,979 but they don't own a car so they must have borrowed it. 95 00:07:31,099 --> 00:07:34,300 The Prices. I'd pay good money to see them go up in pieces. 96 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:36,416 Shall we call Special Branch in? Could be IRA. 97 00:07:37,911 --> 00:07:39,815 No, this is my mission. 98 00:07:40,989 --> 00:07:43,389 We know the explosion will happen somewhere, 99 00:07:43,509 --> 00:07:47,213 near a billboard for an advert for a soap, Gently Does It. 100 00:07:47,373 --> 00:07:49,645 My mum uses that. I think it smells of pilchards. 101 00:07:49,765 --> 00:07:51,992 Get on to the council and the advertisers. 102 00:07:52,112 --> 00:07:54,145 Can they stop it smelling of pilchards? 103 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:57,490 No, but they can tell us where they're putting up the poster. 104 00:07:57,723 --> 00:07:59,410 - You're joking! - Yeah. 105 00:08:01,179 --> 00:08:05,008 I want you to get a list of every case the Prices are working on 106 00:08:05,168 --> 00:08:07,145 and any threats they may have received. 107 00:08:07,265 --> 00:08:08,599 Is that all you've got? 108 00:08:08,718 --> 00:08:12,338 No. The bomb will be connected to the cassette player. 109 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,798 That is all I can remember. 110 00:08:14,918 --> 00:08:16,049 Remember? 111 00:08:16,169 --> 00:08:18,524 All my informant could remember. 112 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:20,810 What's all this then? 113 00:08:20,930 --> 00:08:23,195 Just working on some information received. 114 00:08:24,034 --> 00:08:27,281 - You're going to love this, Guv. - Which means I won't. 115 00:08:27,441 --> 00:08:28,537 What is it? 116 00:08:28,657 --> 00:08:31,600 Someone wants to make a station visit. 117 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,874 It's not that newt-hugging bastard from the GLC again? 118 00:08:34,994 --> 00:08:36,650 Not Livingstone. Worse. 119 00:08:36,770 --> 00:08:38,717 Worse than Red Ken? Not possible. 120 00:08:39,996 --> 00:08:40,996 Lord Scarman. 121 00:08:47,434 --> 00:08:49,740 I was idly talking out loud earlier, 122 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:53,473 wondering if it wasn't time for me to hang up my hat and badge 123 00:08:53,713 --> 00:08:57,472 and head over to the Last Chance Saloon for a few stiff ones. 124 00:08:57,861 --> 00:08:59,751 Sit on the porch, 125 00:08:59,911 --> 00:09:02,176 feet up, chew some tobacco. 126 00:09:02,296 --> 00:09:04,814 Enough with cowboy metaphors. We are very busy. 127 00:09:04,934 --> 00:09:06,949 Now Lord Scarman has made my mind up for me. 128 00:09:07,109 --> 00:09:08,638 Lord Scarshole! 129 00:09:08,758 --> 00:09:12,187 So he wants to come and visit us. He wants to close us down. 130 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,535 It's not going to happen. 131 00:09:14,868 --> 00:09:18,661 This place will gleam like a virgin's pudendum, understood? 132 00:09:18,945 --> 00:09:20,705 We will be polite. 133 00:09:21,338 --> 00:09:22,930 We will be tidy. 134 00:09:23,050 --> 00:09:24,943 We will be very impressive. 135 00:09:25,538 --> 00:09:27,664 What's happening on the streets today, Viv? 136 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:30,733 Nothing much, Guv. A Gay Pride Demo. They're pretty quiet. 137 00:09:30,853 --> 00:09:34,700 We're going to be as nice as pie to our pillow-biting chums today. 138 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:38,019 - Any questions? - Guv, what's a pudendum? 139 00:09:38,192 --> 00:09:39,651 You're one, Christopher. 140 00:09:40,708 --> 00:09:42,977 Gentlement, let's do this for Shaz. 141 00:09:43,097 --> 00:09:47,017 When she comes back, let's make sure there's a station for her to work in. 142 00:09:50,693 --> 00:09:52,477 Where are you off to, Bolly? 143 00:09:52,597 --> 00:09:56,048 Got to go and see my informant. A matter of life and death. Bye! 144 00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:05,531 I'd like to talk to you about the truth, 145 00:10:06,093 --> 00:10:08,650 the whole truth and nothing but the truth. 146 00:10:10,416 --> 00:10:13,329 The truth is not a switch that can be turned on 147 00:10:13,861 --> 00:10:15,279 and off. 148 00:10:15,399 --> 00:10:16,841 It is absolute. 149 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:19,588 If you deviate from it for one split second, 150 00:10:19,708 --> 00:10:21,846 you invalidate it, you shatter it. 151 00:10:22,358 --> 00:10:25,509 There can be no compromises with the truth. 152 00:10:25,629 --> 00:10:28,484 Tell the court where you found your notebook. 153 00:10:29,571 --> 00:10:31,640 Stuck, Sir, behind my new one. 154 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:35,343 Show the court exactly how the new notebook 155 00:10:35,463 --> 00:10:37,879 obscured the old one. 156 00:10:41,294 --> 00:10:43,499 You seem to be having trouble, Constable. 157 00:10:43,619 --> 00:10:44,799 I can't get it to work. 158 00:10:45,207 --> 00:10:48,709 Perhaps I could continue my cross-examination after lunch? 159 00:11:13,482 --> 00:11:14,698 Hello! 160 00:11:17,672 --> 00:11:19,029 I'm DI Alex Drake. 161 00:11:21,908 --> 00:11:23,293 How may I help you? 162 00:11:23,413 --> 00:11:26,940 We've had some intelligence that someone is planning to hurt you. 163 00:11:28,058 --> 00:11:30,961 To kill you and your wife. Tomorrow morning. 164 00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:33,522 Where did you get this information from? 165 00:11:33,642 --> 00:11:36,133 - From a source. - A source? 166 00:11:36,253 --> 00:11:39,062 I think you should leave London right away, 167 00:11:39,222 --> 00:11:40,644 for your own safety. 168 00:11:40,764 --> 00:11:43,648 Evan could take over your caseload. He's very... 169 00:11:43,768 --> 00:11:45,780 - You know Evan? - I do. 170 00:11:46,534 --> 00:11:48,110 A very charming man. 171 00:11:48,762 --> 00:11:50,139 Very, er, charming. 172 00:11:50,259 --> 00:11:53,071 All sorts of people must hate you because of what you do. 173 00:11:53,978 --> 00:11:57,437 Please leave London but not by car, go by train. 174 00:11:57,557 --> 00:12:00,757 If we ran away every time somebody said they wanted to kill us, Alex, 175 00:12:00,877 --> 00:12:02,375 we wouldn't get much work done. 176 00:12:02,535 --> 00:12:03,984 Please believe me. 177 00:12:04,104 --> 00:12:05,934 Take a huge leap of faith. 178 00:12:06,312 --> 00:12:07,334 Faith! 179 00:12:12,904 --> 00:12:14,412 My daughter did it for me. 180 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,824 My daughter's called Alex. 181 00:12:16,944 --> 00:12:18,060 I know. 182 00:12:18,421 --> 00:12:20,781 Thank you for the warning. I have to say, 183 00:12:21,355 --> 00:12:22,689 you are a little eccentric. 184 00:12:23,505 --> 00:12:25,140 Thank you. 185 00:12:25,553 --> 00:12:28,946 You're not going to take any notice of what I said, are you? 186 00:12:29,066 --> 00:12:31,051 I shouldn't have thought so, no. 187 00:12:33,326 --> 00:12:35,742 I know how to protect my family, Alex. 188 00:12:36,737 --> 00:12:38,612 - Goodbye. - Bye. 189 00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:44,024 If you won't save yourself, I'll have to do it for you. 190 00:12:47,954 --> 00:12:52,000 Lord Scarman's coming to see if you're a racist, corrupt institution, 191 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,188 not to check whether you polish your paper-clips. 192 00:12:54,308 --> 00:12:57,561 He won't find anything to stick in his poxy report here! 193 00:12:57,681 --> 00:13:00,154 Ma'am. A list of W reg Ford Escorts you wanted. 194 00:13:00,366 --> 00:13:01,862 What Ford Escort? 195 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:04,404 So many of them. How am I supposed to...? 196 00:13:04,986 --> 00:13:07,516 Here it is! Angus Ashton. 197 00:13:07,676 --> 00:13:09,400 Angus Ashton? I know him. 198 00:13:09,646 --> 00:13:12,074 He's a big noise in Gays Rights For Poofs. 199 00:13:12,513 --> 00:13:13,513 Uncle Angus. 200 00:13:13,686 --> 00:13:16,673 Uncle Angus? Is that what he's calling himself, the dirty bastard? 201 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,753 They must've borrowed his car that day. 202 00:13:18,873 --> 00:13:21,391 Is it just me or are you talking in another dimension? 203 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,390 This is good! There's one other thing. 204 00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:26,944 No other thing. This is our survival we're talking about! 205 00:13:27,064 --> 00:13:29,229 - What's meant to be in here? - Trophy cabinet. 206 00:13:31,046 --> 00:13:34,147 - It's empty. - We haven't won any trophies. 207 00:13:36,468 --> 00:13:38,959 Get yourself down the pawn shop on Christmas Street 208 00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:40,647 and buy some sports trophies. 209 00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:43,659 If he haggles about the price, tell him his wife gets the video. 210 00:13:44,294 --> 00:13:45,772 - What? - The other thing. 211 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,743 - What is it? - I want Ray. 212 00:13:50,461 --> 00:13:53,065 I could grow a moustache. I'd draw a line at a perm. 213 00:13:53,185 --> 00:13:55,903 Just for 24 hours. I can't do this by myself. 214 00:13:56,023 --> 00:13:58,038 We are about to prevent a major incident. 215 00:13:58,158 --> 00:13:59,952 Think how good that'll make you look. 216 00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:03,162 I don't want anything spoiling Scarman's visit, is that understood? 217 00:14:03,282 --> 00:14:05,175 Understood... Raymondo! 218 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,049 Does he know you're taking the Quattro? 219 00:14:09,169 --> 00:14:11,619 - I'm sure I told him. - He won't like it. 220 00:14:11,739 --> 00:14:14,990 This could possibly be the most important day of my life - 221 00:14:15,531 --> 00:14:17,322 I need a decent set of wheels. 222 00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:19,654 - Where to? - We're off to a rally. 223 00:14:22,439 --> 00:14:23,887 Do your tie up. 224 00:14:24,007 --> 00:14:26,449 I've seen latrines that are cleaner than this place. 225 00:14:26,569 --> 00:14:28,460 Still, I suppose it'll have to do. 226 00:14:33,094 --> 00:14:34,898 Viv, who's in the cells? 227 00:14:35,018 --> 00:14:36,888 A pick-pocket. A drunk. 228 00:14:37,008 --> 00:14:39,500 A guy who thinks he's Sheena Easton. Same old, same old. 229 00:14:39,621 --> 00:14:41,667 - Let them go. - Guv? 230 00:14:42,569 --> 00:14:46,603 I don't want our cells cluttered up with scumbags while Scarman's here. 231 00:14:47,122 --> 00:14:50,929 I don't think Lord Scarman's going to be fooled by some empty cells. 232 00:14:56,042 --> 00:14:58,544 But I could be wrong. 233 00:14:58,961 --> 00:15:01,206 You always did have a guilty face, Christopher. 234 00:15:02,171 --> 00:15:03,273 Viv, lock him up. 235 00:15:03,394 --> 00:15:04,267 Me? 236 00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:05,705 What charge, sir? 237 00:15:05,825 --> 00:15:08,190 - Exposing himself on a bus. - I did not! 238 00:15:08,311 --> 00:15:10,747 You tell Lord Scarman what a marvellous nick this is 239 00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:12,581 and you'll be out in a jiffy. 240 00:15:15,601 --> 00:15:17,584 I want my phone call! 241 00:15:19,128 --> 00:15:20,407 Change. 242 00:15:46,777 --> 00:15:47,778 Uncle Angus! 243 00:15:51,662 --> 00:15:52,984 Where's the car? 244 00:15:55,028 --> 00:15:56,748 - There you are. - Give us a shifty. 245 00:16:01,842 --> 00:16:03,956 - What? - Bloody Tom Robinson. 246 00:16:04,281 --> 00:16:05,438 Who? 247 00:16:05,558 --> 00:16:06,932 Tom Robinson. You know... 248 00:16:07,052 --> 00:16:10,122 2, 4, 6, 8, never too late 249 00:16:10,683 --> 00:16:13,727 - Me and my radio truckin' on... - I remember that. 250 00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:17,915 3, 5, 7, 9 on a double white line 251 00:16:18,162 --> 00:16:20,817 Motorway sun coming up with the morning light. 252 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,953 All right, Ray, I get the picture. 253 00:16:23,074 --> 00:16:26,341 I went out and bought that record. I'd no idea a poof had made it. 254 00:16:26,846 --> 00:16:29,063 It's a man's record about driving. 255 00:16:29,183 --> 00:16:30,610 If you wanna make poof music, 256 00:16:30,731 --> 00:16:33,269 you should dress up as a red Indian or a builder. 257 00:16:33,429 --> 00:16:36,951 - But to sing about motorways and be... - Ray! Please, shut up. 258 00:16:38,079 --> 00:16:39,917 We could impound the car. 259 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,301 That would stop you borrowing it. 260 00:16:44,775 --> 00:16:46,457 But it's a bit imprecise. 261 00:16:51,621 --> 00:16:54,213 I am so sorry, Uncle. 262 00:16:54,376 --> 00:16:55,774 Where are you going? 263 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:11,764 My car! 264 00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:25,521 Isn't that DI Drake? 265 00:17:25,641 --> 00:17:28,381 - I think it is. - Fuzz, it's the fuzz! 266 00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:33,377 She may be able to fix it! 267 00:17:33,537 --> 00:17:35,279 What have you done? 268 00:17:35,568 --> 00:17:38,552 - Get your seat-belt on. - No way. I'm a real man. 269 00:17:38,672 --> 00:17:40,547 - Put it on! - No. 270 00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:42,187 Suit yourself. 271 00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:03,219 What the bloody hell are you doing? Me nose! 272 00:18:03,339 --> 00:18:04,652 I told you. 273 00:18:11,064 --> 00:18:12,141 My car! 274 00:18:13,485 --> 00:18:17,629 Anything I can get you, Sir? Soft toilet paper, magazines, cup of tea? 275 00:18:18,092 --> 00:18:19,261 Hand-job? 276 00:18:19,381 --> 00:18:21,391 Very funny. Piss off! 277 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:25,753 Cheer up, the Governor wants Scarman to think it's like Butlins in here. 278 00:18:25,873 --> 00:18:27,476 I want to go and see how Shaz is. 279 00:18:27,596 --> 00:18:30,375 The hospital will phone if there's any news. 280 00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:32,651 Viv! 281 00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:35,367 I need to go to the toilet. 282 00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:42,542 I just can't go, not out in the open like this. 283 00:18:42,662 --> 00:18:45,699 You should've thought about that before you committed a criminal offence. 284 00:18:54,770 --> 00:18:56,886 The one time I ask you to look presentable 285 00:18:57,006 --> 00:18:59,498 you look like a baboon's arse with a moustache stuck on it. 286 00:18:59,835 --> 00:19:01,116 It's not my fault. 287 00:19:02,287 --> 00:19:03,488 Top button. 288 00:19:03,949 --> 00:19:05,691 - What? - Undo your top button. 289 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,203 I will not. 290 00:19:07,324 --> 00:19:10,796 You look like a librarian. Give the old man something to look at. 291 00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:15,226 For God's sake! I'm so glad this is nearly over. 292 00:19:16,182 --> 00:19:17,895 Unless he's a poof. Anybody know? 293 00:19:18,055 --> 00:19:19,494 Does he take it up the old...? 294 00:19:19,614 --> 00:19:21,994 DCI Gene Hunt, Lord Scarman. 295 00:19:22,182 --> 00:19:24,743 Lord Scarman, welcome to our little world. 296 00:19:24,903 --> 00:19:26,649 Detective Inspector Drake. 297 00:19:27,017 --> 00:19:28,960 It's an unexpected pleasure, Sir. 298 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,080 Thank you. 299 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,512 I'd like to say at once, DCI Hunt, 300 00:19:32,632 --> 00:19:35,275 that I want you all to behave exactly as if I weren't here. 301 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,146 To be honest, we've been so busy 302 00:19:37,266 --> 00:19:39,359 I've barely had time to give your visit a thought. 303 00:19:42,751 --> 00:19:43,857 Impressive! 304 00:19:43,977 --> 00:19:46,634 We like our sport and we like to win. 305 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:51,983 Esher 1923, girls under-14 netball. 306 00:19:53,142 --> 00:19:55,297 We pulled that one around in the last minute. 307 00:19:56,651 --> 00:19:58,143 This looks interesting. 308 00:19:58,661 --> 00:20:00,503 Yes, it's, um... 309 00:20:01,272 --> 00:20:02,327 What is it? 310 00:20:02,446 --> 00:20:06,131 We are investigating a murder, Sir, a double murder. Car bomb. 311 00:20:06,251 --> 00:20:08,127 Really? I don't recall. When was this? 312 00:20:08,247 --> 00:20:09,612 It hasn't happened yet. 313 00:20:10,921 --> 00:20:13,701 You're investigating a murder that hasn't happened yet? 314 00:20:14,719 --> 00:20:15,788 Crime Prevention. 315 00:20:15,908 --> 00:20:18,204 Viv, would you like to show Lord Scarman around? 316 00:20:18,324 --> 00:20:19,509 I'll join you later. 317 00:20:19,629 --> 00:20:21,698 Would you like to come this way, Lord Scarman? 318 00:20:22,529 --> 00:20:25,081 DI Drake, my office! 319 00:20:30,937 --> 00:20:33,655 People are trying to close us down 320 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,832 and you're trying to find a murderer for a crime that hasn't happened. 321 00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:38,614 It has actually. I was there. 322 00:20:38,734 --> 00:20:41,061 Whatever crackpot game you're playing, you drop it. 323 00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:42,396 - No! - What? 324 00:20:42,515 --> 00:20:44,086 My need is greater than yours. 325 00:20:44,205 --> 00:20:45,913 One more word out of you, Mrs Fruitcake, 326 00:20:46,072 --> 00:20:48,787 and I'm gonna hang you out of the window by your knicker elastic! 327 00:20:48,906 --> 00:20:50,398 This is the real deal. 328 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:53,466 He could close my kingdom down with one flourish of his poncy pen! 329 00:20:53,584 --> 00:20:56,235 I need everybody onside, is that understood? 330 00:20:56,658 --> 00:20:58,551 - Whatever. - Whatever what? 331 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,863 Yes. It's understood. 332 00:21:01,021 --> 00:21:02,051 Good! 333 00:21:05,623 --> 00:21:08,158 How many detainees can you take at any one time? 334 00:21:08,562 --> 00:21:10,868 That's a good question... Sergeant? 335 00:21:10,988 --> 00:21:13,476 Eight, sir, with single occupancy. 336 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:21,599 On your feet. 337 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,406 Good day to you. What are you in here for? 338 00:21:27,584 --> 00:21:28,774 I'd rather not say. 339 00:21:28,894 --> 00:21:31,034 He felt the need to wave his penis around 340 00:21:31,154 --> 00:21:33,350 on the upper deck of the 159, Sir. 341 00:21:33,694 --> 00:21:37,221 You should be ashamed of yourself. You're an outrage to public decency. 342 00:21:37,341 --> 00:21:39,654 An obscene menace to be defeated. 343 00:21:40,922 --> 00:21:42,481 What do you say to that? 344 00:21:45,212 --> 00:21:46,853 I shouldn't have done it. 345 00:21:47,686 --> 00:21:50,159 How has your treatment been since you've been in custody? 346 00:21:51,592 --> 00:21:55,163 Brilliant. Everybody's been very kind and understanding. 347 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:58,608 - Food? - Delicious. 348 00:21:59,490 --> 00:22:00,606 Good. 349 00:22:01,539 --> 00:22:03,605 I hope you learn to control your impulses. 350 00:22:03,725 --> 00:22:05,516 There are people out there who can help. 351 00:22:08,249 --> 00:22:10,756 The car's out of commission, that's a biggie. 352 00:22:11,894 --> 00:22:14,915 Still don't know who is going to do this or why. 353 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:20,154 Maybe I just have to stop you picking me up from school. 354 00:22:22,656 --> 00:22:24,513 I'm sorry about your nose, Ray. 355 00:22:24,885 --> 00:22:27,012 Clunk, click every trip. 356 00:22:27,416 --> 00:22:30,717 You asked for a list of the Prices' current court cases. 357 00:22:31,079 --> 00:22:32,748 All the usual suspects. 358 00:22:32,903 --> 00:22:36,591 There's one little surprise - an old friend of yours. Arthur Layton. 359 00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:39,245 Layton! 360 00:22:39,365 --> 00:22:42,096 And he's got form for using explosives. 361 00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:49,700 Busy? 362 00:22:49,820 --> 00:22:52,903 Lord Scarman is trying to unravel my empire. Of course I'm busy. 363 00:22:53,023 --> 00:22:55,413 I'm going to Wormwood Scrubs to see Layton. 364 00:22:55,532 --> 00:22:57,106 I thought you might like an outing. 365 00:22:57,267 --> 00:22:59,065 What is it with you and Layton? 366 00:22:59,227 --> 00:23:02,702 - He knows something about my murder. - The one which hasn't happened yet? 367 00:23:02,822 --> 00:23:04,712 Yeah, that's the one. 368 00:23:05,096 --> 00:23:06,667 It's important to me. 369 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:08,785 Are you actually asking for my help, Bolly? 370 00:23:10,446 --> 00:23:11,703 Might be. 371 00:23:12,172 --> 00:23:15,807 You want a hunk of the Gene Genie in case the nasty man scares you? 372 00:23:15,926 --> 00:23:17,683 For goodness sake! 373 00:23:22,382 --> 00:23:24,027 At least let me borrow your car. 374 00:23:24,147 --> 00:23:25,684 Hang on, Bols. 375 00:23:36,589 --> 00:23:38,160 What do you want, Alex? 376 00:23:38,281 --> 00:23:40,537 Has anybody asked you about making a bomb? 377 00:23:40,697 --> 00:23:44,506 It's going to go off tomorrow morning, but I'm going to stop it. 378 00:23:49,630 --> 00:23:52,097 You talking about a car bomb? 379 00:23:53,567 --> 00:23:57,255 A car bomb on a timer 380 00:23:57,415 --> 00:23:59,809 that would blow that car to kingdom come 381 00:23:59,928 --> 00:24:02,109 after the cassette player's turned on? 382 00:24:06,082 --> 00:24:08,213 I can't recall. No. 383 00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:12,601 Please. 384 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:15,204 You don't say please to scumbags like him. 385 00:24:15,322 --> 00:24:17,531 Do you want me to go in there and knock him about? 386 00:24:17,944 --> 00:24:21,194 Seems to me I've got something you need, Alex. 387 00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:23,290 Thing is, 388 00:24:24,233 --> 00:24:26,808 do you have anything I need? 389 00:24:27,772 --> 00:24:29,536 When I get out of here, 390 00:24:29,657 --> 00:24:32,888 maybe me and you could get together maybe get married, 391 00:24:33,631 --> 00:24:34,833 have a kid. 392 00:24:35,614 --> 00:24:37,458 He's winding you up like a top. 393 00:24:37,754 --> 00:24:40,006 Don't think you're safe from me inside here, Layton. 394 00:24:40,405 --> 00:24:43,568 One word from me, you'll never be picking the soap up in the shower again. 395 00:24:44,762 --> 00:24:47,962 I'm going back to my station before Lord Scarman closes it, 396 00:24:48,081 --> 00:24:49,702 if that's all right with you. 397 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,205 I'll just be a minute. 398 00:24:55,525 --> 00:24:57,073 ♪ I'm happy 399 00:24:57,193 --> 00:25:00,113 ♪ Hope you're happy too. ♪ 400 00:25:01,994 --> 00:25:03,666 You know something, Layton? 401 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,136 You think this is a low point 402 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:09,438 in your life, but... 403 00:25:09,830 --> 00:25:11,042 it isn't. 404 00:25:11,522 --> 00:25:13,839 I've seen your future, 405 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,037 and it is desperate. 406 00:25:22,546 --> 00:25:24,447 If you can see in the future, 407 00:25:24,568 --> 00:25:27,378 don't need any answers from me, do you? 408 00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:33,179 Do you know the truth about why my parents die? 409 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,651 Here! 410 00:25:50,572 --> 00:25:53,593 - Tell me! - No! I don't think I will. 411 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,666 - You happy now? - Not really, 412 00:26:21,828 --> 00:26:23,815 but that bastard can't stop me leaving. 413 00:26:23,934 --> 00:26:25,266 Are you going somewhere? 414 00:26:30,437 --> 00:26:32,824 - You still owe me dinner. - What? 415 00:26:32,943 --> 00:26:34,544 Tonight's my last night. 416 00:26:37,337 --> 00:26:39,865 So, that's it then. It's a date. Our last supper. 417 00:26:40,246 --> 00:26:41,264 Will I be Jesus? 418 00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:44,463 - Viv? - Shush! 419 00:26:49,694 --> 00:26:51,581 You said I'd have a cell to myself. 420 00:26:51,742 --> 00:26:53,486 Yeah, well. It's getting a bit busy. 421 00:26:53,604 --> 00:26:54,909 Gay Pride March kicked off. 422 00:26:55,029 --> 00:26:57,308 Some nutter went berserk with a pink tank! 423 00:27:01,146 --> 00:27:02,281 All right? 424 00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:04,643 Yes, thank you. 425 00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:11,858 What you in for? 426 00:27:13,777 --> 00:27:15,387 Raymondo. All sorted? 427 00:27:15,507 --> 00:27:18,367 Where have you been? Scarman's been looking everywhere for you, Guv. 428 00:27:18,488 --> 00:27:20,898 - You're eating cheese for this. - What? 429 00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:23,770 I'm not having dinner with a bird who's full 430 00:27:23,936 --> 00:27:25,510 after half a pickled egg. 431 00:27:25,759 --> 00:27:28,952 Starter, mains, pudding, cheese. 432 00:27:31,145 --> 00:27:33,735 Are you feeling valiant, Raymond? 433 00:27:34,431 --> 00:27:35,718 Valiant? 434 00:27:36,225 --> 00:27:38,628 Courageous. Gallant. Brave. 435 00:27:38,749 --> 00:27:40,364 I know what it means. 436 00:27:42,944 --> 00:27:44,519 Just need some cocaine. 437 00:27:48,054 --> 00:27:50,900 Look at these houses! Champagne socialists! 438 00:27:51,019 --> 00:27:52,435 No nonsense humour, OK? 439 00:27:52,555 --> 00:27:54,731 Just cuff them and get 'em straight into the car. 440 00:27:54,852 --> 00:27:56,689 I know how to arrest people. 441 00:27:59,768 --> 00:28:01,240 What are you doing now? 442 00:28:01,436 --> 00:28:02,782 Kick the door in. 443 00:28:02,902 --> 00:28:05,108 Oh, that's a good idea. 444 00:28:05,516 --> 00:28:07,235 Why not just use the key? 445 00:28:15,707 --> 00:28:19,396 Tim, all I'm saying is, sometimes people have to move on. 446 00:28:19,686 --> 00:28:21,085 That's all. 447 00:28:21,245 --> 00:28:23,610 When you walked into the common room that first morning, 448 00:28:23,729 --> 00:28:26,293 I felt we'd be together forever. 449 00:28:26,411 --> 00:28:27,959 I was 18. 450 00:28:28,256 --> 00:28:30,612 18 or 80. It makes no difference. 451 00:28:30,732 --> 00:28:33,493 We're not undergraduates any more. We change or we die. 452 00:28:33,614 --> 00:28:35,215 Forever and ever. 453 00:28:35,335 --> 00:28:37,853 Bloody hell, they have better dialogue on Dynasty! 454 00:28:37,973 --> 00:28:40,887 What the hell do you think you're doing? Get out of my house! 455 00:28:41,437 --> 00:28:43,494 I'm sorry. You're under arrest. 456 00:28:43,614 --> 00:28:44,436 What?! 457 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,852 - She said you're under arrest. - What for? 458 00:28:46,971 --> 00:28:48,239 It's for your own good. 459 00:28:48,464 --> 00:28:50,679 - This is an outrage. - Just get your coat, love. 460 00:28:50,839 --> 00:28:54,600 I believe to arrest somebody, you do have to have due cause. 461 00:28:55,779 --> 00:28:58,260 - What? - You are insane! 462 00:28:58,381 --> 00:29:01,158 Timothy and Caroline Price, I'm arresting you on suspicion of... 463 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,036 Sod it, you're nicked. Come on! 464 00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:09,300 I think I've seen enough, DCI Hunt. You seem to run a tight enough ship. 465 00:29:09,571 --> 00:29:11,505 I uphold the law, Lord Scarman. 466 00:29:11,626 --> 00:29:15,154 I'm going to sue you for every wretched penny you've got. 467 00:29:15,315 --> 00:29:16,848 Shut it, you uptight bitch! 468 00:29:16,968 --> 00:29:19,473 - Tim, Caroline. - Hello, Lesley. 469 00:29:19,633 --> 00:29:22,439 - What on earth's going on? - I was about to ask the same question. 470 00:29:22,558 --> 00:29:24,772 They are under arrest for possession of narcotics. 471 00:29:24,891 --> 00:29:26,912 - What? - She planted drugs. 472 00:29:27,383 --> 00:29:29,088 Do you have any idea who they are? 473 00:29:29,209 --> 00:29:32,422 Unfortunately, yes. But I'm sure there's been a mistake. 474 00:29:32,543 --> 00:29:35,589 No, no mistake. I'm taking them down to the cells. 475 00:29:35,752 --> 00:29:38,405 - This is preposterous. - I can explain, sort of. 476 00:29:38,524 --> 00:29:41,167 It's all part of my crime prevention programme. 477 00:29:42,710 --> 00:29:45,776 Sorry about this, Lord Scarman. You were just on your way. I'll... 478 00:29:45,999 --> 00:29:48,071 I think I'll stay on, DCI Hunt. 479 00:29:48,191 --> 00:29:49,999 The night just got interesting. 480 00:29:52,569 --> 00:29:56,139 ♪ The British police are the best in the world 481 00:29:56,260 --> 00:29:59,759 ♪ I don't believe one of these stories I've heard 482 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,752 ♪ 'Bout them raiding our pubs... ♪ 483 00:30:01,873 --> 00:30:03,519 Shut up, nancy boy! 484 00:30:04,014 --> 00:30:07,143 And don't sing about motorways, neither. It's misleading! 485 00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:10,290 ♪ Sing if you're glad to be gay... ♪ 486 00:30:10,995 --> 00:30:13,286 - Will you shut up? - Fascists! 487 00:30:13,405 --> 00:30:16,385 I know you. You end up on Radio 6. 488 00:30:16,507 --> 00:30:18,588 You fall in love with a woman and have two kids. 489 00:30:18,709 --> 00:30:20,782 She says stuff like that all the time. 490 00:30:21,849 --> 00:30:23,324 You're in here, sir. 491 00:30:23,445 --> 00:30:25,901 It's a bit busy so we have to double up a bit. 492 00:30:26,062 --> 00:30:28,060 ♪ Sing if you're happy that way 493 00:30:31,070 --> 00:30:33,415 Trust me, it's just until ten o'clock tomorrow morning. 494 00:30:33,536 --> 00:30:35,014 You'll be safe after that. 495 00:30:39,059 --> 00:30:40,878 Has he gone? Can I come out now? 496 00:30:40,998 --> 00:30:43,257 Come out, brother! Join us! 497 00:30:44,579 --> 00:30:47,415 He was about to write lovely things about me. 498 00:30:48,104 --> 00:30:51,578 And you arrest the two most famous lefty bastard lawyers in the land! 499 00:30:51,698 --> 00:30:54,242 Everything is fine. Everything is exactly as I want it to be. 500 00:30:54,362 --> 00:30:55,960 Everything is NOT fine! 501 00:30:56,081 --> 00:30:58,334 I know this is very difficult for you to understand but 502 00:30:58,495 --> 00:30:59,939 my whole reason for being here, 503 00:31:00,058 --> 00:31:01,962 my raison d'etre, this is the denoument... 504 00:31:02,082 --> 00:31:03,092 Speak English! 505 00:31:03,254 --> 00:31:05,134 - Just trust me! - No! 506 00:31:05,551 --> 00:31:07,115 Where's his Twatship? 507 00:31:07,634 --> 00:31:09,976 - He asked to be put in a cell, guv. - What?! 508 00:31:10,096 --> 00:31:12,292 He wants to know what it feels like to be in a cell. 509 00:31:13,024 --> 00:31:14,910 Oh, God help us! 510 00:31:15,543 --> 00:31:18,395 Right, go to Luigi's and get him some decent grub. 511 00:31:18,515 --> 00:31:19,971 I want some change from that. 512 00:31:20,091 --> 00:31:22,929 Oh, and there's quite a crowd of gay rights protestors outside, guv. 513 00:31:23,137 --> 00:31:24,890 Want us to let their people go. 514 00:31:25,632 --> 00:31:27,369 Oh, bloody joy. 515 00:31:27,792 --> 00:31:30,249 Caroline Price would very much like a word, ma'am. 516 00:31:33,195 --> 00:31:36,533 If this station goes belly up, it'll be down to you, not me. 517 00:31:43,134 --> 00:31:44,642 I should thank you. 518 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,184 I needed some time on my own. 519 00:31:47,305 --> 00:31:49,547 I hope it's not too uncomfortable for you. 520 00:31:49,666 --> 00:31:51,424 Actually, it was very interesting. 521 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:54,280 I met two delightful lesbians from Barking. 522 00:31:55,945 --> 00:31:58,883 - I thought you'd be furious. - That would be wrong. 523 00:31:59,995 --> 00:32:03,222 If you were physically sick, I'd send you to a doctor. 524 00:32:03,859 --> 00:32:07,002 - You think I'm mad. - Not mad, just... 525 00:32:08,762 --> 00:32:10,597 confused. 526 00:32:11,588 --> 00:32:12,940 Obsessed, even. 527 00:32:13,696 --> 00:32:15,240 I think you need help, Alex. 528 00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:18,432 I'm trying to help myself. 529 00:32:18,718 --> 00:32:20,835 I have to get back to my daughter. 530 00:32:20,954 --> 00:32:22,606 What's your daughter's name? 531 00:32:22,727 --> 00:32:24,480 - Molly. - That's a pretty name. 532 00:32:25,228 --> 00:32:27,183 My grandmother was called Molly. 533 00:32:27,471 --> 00:32:30,188 She was a suffragette. We're all very proud of her. 534 00:32:32,609 --> 00:32:34,766 Go to your little girl, Alex. 535 00:32:35,026 --> 00:32:37,383 - She needs me. - You need her. 536 00:32:38,339 --> 00:32:41,031 You once told me I should spend more time with my daughter 537 00:32:41,150 --> 00:32:42,953 and less time winding up police officers. 538 00:32:44,491 --> 00:32:46,094 You were right. 539 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:47,457 Was I? 540 00:32:47,752 --> 00:32:51,641 I've talked to my husband, and I'm going to take a sabbatical from work, 541 00:32:53,225 --> 00:32:56,683 two years, which I'm going to spend with our lovely daughter, 542 00:32:56,912 --> 00:33:00,425 doing all the silly little things I should have done with her years ago, 543 00:33:00,618 --> 00:33:03,833 not because women can't work and be great mothers... 544 00:33:03,953 --> 00:33:05,590 - Of course not. - ...but because... 545 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,859 ...I love her and... 546 00:33:12,276 --> 00:33:14,911 I'm not absolutely sure she knows that. 547 00:33:20,757 --> 00:33:22,428 As soon as I get out of here... 548 00:33:23,259 --> 00:33:25,281 It won't be long, I promise. 549 00:33:25,721 --> 00:33:28,185 ...I'm going to take her out of London for a trip 550 00:33:28,345 --> 00:33:30,191 and tell her the news then. 551 00:33:36,211 --> 00:33:38,336 I would love to see that. 552 00:33:38,698 --> 00:33:41,666 But, er, I think I'll be gone by then. 553 00:33:43,388 --> 00:33:44,440 There. 554 00:33:45,284 --> 00:33:48,142 That's my secret. My confidence to you. 555 00:33:50,190 --> 00:33:51,551 Thank you. 556 00:33:53,201 --> 00:33:56,502 That means more than you will ever know. 557 00:34:01,016 --> 00:34:02,379 I'd better get back. 558 00:34:02,710 --> 00:34:06,541 Don't want the Barking girls thinking I'm getting preferential treatment. 559 00:34:06,963 --> 00:34:07,963 No! 560 00:34:17,035 --> 00:34:18,497 Goodbye. 561 00:34:18,870 --> 00:34:20,263 Goodbye. 562 00:34:26,437 --> 00:34:27,876 Mummy... 563 00:34:33,516 --> 00:34:36,266 It'll be all right, I promise. 564 00:34:37,278 --> 00:34:40,823 Yes. Yes, it will be all right. I promise. 565 00:34:46,392 --> 00:34:48,199 What the hell's going on in here? 566 00:34:48,319 --> 00:34:51,121 I've got enough beaver munchers downstairs without you two starting. 567 00:34:51,282 --> 00:34:54,835 ♪ YMCA It's fun to stay at the 568 00:34:54,996 --> 00:34:56,513 YMCA 569 00:34:58,071 --> 00:35:01,995 ♪ They have everything for you men to enjoy 570 00:35:02,506 --> 00:35:04,500 ♪ You can hang out with all the boys 571 00:35:04,662 --> 00:35:08,967 ♪ It's fun to stay at the YMCA... ♪ 572 00:35:11,230 --> 00:35:14,768 Layton's banged up in one of the most secure prisons in the world. 573 00:35:14,888 --> 00:35:18,381 I've crushed the Ford Escort into oblivion and, 574 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,735 my coup de grace, 575 00:35:20,855 --> 00:35:24,489 I've got my parents arrested for possession of narcotics. 576 00:35:26,707 --> 00:35:28,367 And I really, 577 00:35:28,977 --> 00:35:31,022 REALLY like my mum, Shaz. 578 00:35:32,024 --> 00:35:33,520 How about that? 579 00:35:35,368 --> 00:35:37,014 And she loves me. 580 00:35:38,694 --> 00:35:41,227 She loves me more than I ever knew. 581 00:35:44,024 --> 00:35:47,895 I, er, I hope you wake up before I go. 582 00:35:49,737 --> 00:35:52,358 I probably shouldn't say this, 583 00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,988 but you were my favourite construct. 584 00:35:55,678 --> 00:35:57,268 So bright and... 585 00:35:59,170 --> 00:36:00,739 ...so alive. 586 00:36:05,986 --> 00:36:08,246 I have to go, Shaz. I'm, er, 587 00:36:08,491 --> 00:36:11,050 I'm having dinner with DCI Hunt! 588 00:36:12,047 --> 00:36:13,651 Imagine that. 589 00:36:17,714 --> 00:36:20,011 I wonder if this world... 590 00:36:20,766 --> 00:36:22,858 will continue after I've gone. 591 00:36:25,013 --> 00:36:26,647 I hope so. 592 00:36:28,525 --> 00:36:30,331 But whatever happens... 593 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:34,062 ...I'll miss you. 594 00:36:35,647 --> 00:36:37,861 That was one hell of a day, Bolly, no thanks to you. 595 00:36:37,982 --> 00:36:40,609 It was a great day. Mission accomplished. 596 00:36:42,516 --> 00:36:44,786 Everything all right? 597 00:36:45,059 --> 00:36:48,483 Signorina Drake, you look beautiful tonight. 598 00:36:48,604 --> 00:36:49,739 Thank you. 599 00:36:49,858 --> 00:36:50,856 Bellissima! 600 00:36:51,261 --> 00:36:53,805 All right, Luigi, don't need to dribble into your Barolo. 601 00:36:53,924 --> 00:36:55,451 I'd just like to say to you 602 00:36:55,570 --> 00:36:58,689 that your sea scallops with pineapple rings 603 00:36:59,225 --> 00:37:02,169 are a memory I will take to my grave. 604 00:37:02,558 --> 00:37:04,654 Grazie mille, Signorina. 605 00:37:04,773 --> 00:37:08,008 - Er, you're going somewhere? - I'm afraid so. 606 00:37:13,933 --> 00:37:15,610 When I first came here, 607 00:37:15,728 --> 00:37:18,980 the idea of spending time with you filled me with horror. 608 00:37:19,099 --> 00:37:22,494 You're insensitive, you're boorish, you're terrified of women. 609 00:37:22,612 --> 00:37:25,745 Bollocks. Completely baffled, maybe, but not terrified. 610 00:37:25,864 --> 00:37:29,240 And even after 40 years of feminism, 611 00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,074 there is still a sizeable rump of intelligent women... 612 00:37:32,193 --> 00:37:33,003 "Rump"? 613 00:37:34,718 --> 00:37:37,074 Rump. Good word... 614 00:37:37,194 --> 00:37:39,597 intelligent women who would give their eye teeth 615 00:37:39,717 --> 00:37:41,300 to be sitting here with you. 616 00:37:41,419 --> 00:37:43,549 So what about you, Bolly? 617 00:37:43,708 --> 00:37:45,842 Does it make your rump quiver? 618 00:37:47,981 --> 00:37:50,602 Good, because I've seen your rump, 619 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:53,732 and I've seen more padding strapped to lan Botham's legs. 620 00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:04,641 It's been hell, Mr Hunt. 621 00:38:05,567 --> 00:38:08,112 But I think, on the cusp... 622 00:38:09,527 --> 00:38:11,811 of my leaving, I can honestly say... 623 00:38:15,613 --> 00:38:16,580 What? 624 00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:21,555 ...I'm going to rather miss you. 625 00:38:28,714 --> 00:38:29,690 Yeah. 626 00:38:31,799 --> 00:38:33,834 Yeah, and, er, you, Bolly... 627 00:38:36,074 --> 00:38:37,911 "Yeah, and you, Bolls" what? 628 00:38:38,030 --> 00:38:40,278 You're not bad for a posh bird. 629 00:38:46,373 --> 00:38:48,659 We could pop upstairs to your place. 630 00:38:48,778 --> 00:38:51,649 There's a VHS of They Died With Their Boots On holding up the table. 631 00:38:58,676 --> 00:39:00,211 It's a big day tomorrow. 632 00:39:03,203 --> 00:39:04,433 The biggest day. 633 00:39:28,309 --> 00:39:30,137 I'll get back to you, Molly. 634 00:39:32,346 --> 00:39:34,054 What did Evan get you for your birthday? 635 00:39:34,413 --> 00:39:35,962 A Blackberry. 636 00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:39,448 We'll get you some more and you can make a birthday crumble. 637 00:39:42,352 --> 00:39:44,206 Have we met before, Alex? 638 00:39:45,406 --> 00:39:48,548 I was scared and I was so alone, 639 00:39:49,371 --> 00:39:51,080 and you took my hand. 640 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:57,183 What would you do if your goddaughter found out? 641 00:39:57,303 --> 00:39:58,721 She won't. Why would she? 642 00:39:58,841 --> 00:40:00,196 It'd break her heart. 643 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:02,274 You know Evan? A very charming man. 644 00:40:02,755 --> 00:40:04,913 This could have torn my family apart. 645 00:40:05,075 --> 00:40:06,633 There's no need for Tim to find out. 646 00:40:15,864 --> 00:40:17,104 I'm on your side. 647 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,026 ♪ In the navy 648 00:40:35,144 --> 00:40:37,931 ♪ You can sail the seven seas In the navy... ♪ 649 00:40:38,681 --> 00:40:40,289 Let me out! I'm a police officer! 650 00:40:45,101 --> 00:40:47,146 Long night was it, last night? 651 00:40:47,267 --> 00:40:50,308 It was horrible. All those men in a confined space. 652 00:40:51,039 --> 00:40:52,081 You know what? 653 00:40:53,571 --> 00:40:55,641 - Don't say it. - No, it has to be said. 654 00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:56,878 Don't say it, Chris. 655 00:40:57,039 --> 00:40:59,117 A lot of them looked like you. 656 00:41:01,995 --> 00:41:03,015 I phoned around. 657 00:41:03,136 --> 00:41:04,868 The advertising company have no intention 658 00:41:04,987 --> 00:41:06,751 of putting that poster in Ash Street. 659 00:41:06,869 --> 00:41:09,310 - You sure? - They say there isn't even a hoarding. 660 00:41:09,470 --> 00:41:10,469 Excellent. 661 00:41:11,214 --> 00:41:13,331 I might just pop over to Ash Street 662 00:41:13,451 --> 00:41:15,568 and sit it out anyway, just to be on the safe side. 663 00:41:15,688 --> 00:41:17,185 By the girls' school? Can I come? 664 00:41:21,373 --> 00:41:23,496 So, Lord Scarman, seen enough? 665 00:41:28,281 --> 00:41:30,680 The man who exposed himself on the bus. 666 00:41:33,597 --> 00:41:35,052 He's over there typing. 667 00:41:38,833 --> 00:41:39,848 Hello, sir. 668 00:41:41,356 --> 00:41:43,649 We call that Care in the Community, sir. 669 00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:45,740 I've seen plenty, thank you. 670 00:41:46,665 --> 00:41:48,679 I've spent the night with a mentally ill man 671 00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:50,587 who thinks he's a police officer, 672 00:41:50,792 --> 00:41:54,578 who you now seem to be entrusting with actually doing police work. 673 00:41:55,238 --> 00:41:57,796 I've seen two of our most brilliant barristers treated 674 00:41:57,957 --> 00:41:59,416 with appalling disdain. 675 00:41:59,536 --> 00:42:02,326 I'm sure we can arrange a car to take Lord Scarman home. 676 00:42:02,445 --> 00:42:05,124 I've talked to several young homosexual men 677 00:42:05,244 --> 00:42:07,308 and heard their despair, 678 00:42:07,469 --> 00:42:10,096 their dreadful tales of police harassment. 679 00:42:10,216 --> 00:42:12,215 Put it all in your report, Your Lordship. 680 00:42:12,337 --> 00:42:15,808 The police harassment of sexual and racial minorities 681 00:42:15,927 --> 00:42:19,531 is an endemic, ineradicable disease 682 00:42:19,653 --> 00:42:21,845 threatening the very survival of our society. 683 00:42:21,964 --> 00:42:24,146 Catchy title. Bestseller written all over it! 684 00:42:24,266 --> 00:42:25,337 Now, excuse me... 685 00:42:26,602 --> 00:42:29,103 I'll be keeping a beady eye on you, DCI Hunt. 686 00:42:30,951 --> 00:42:32,325 Is that right? 687 00:42:33,769 --> 00:42:37,328 Well, you can take this home in your Harrods pipe and smoke it. 688 00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:42,727 In 20 years' time, when the streets are awash with filth 689 00:42:43,001 --> 00:42:46,903 and you're too frightened to leave your big, posh Belsize Park house after dark, 690 00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:48,693 don't come running to me, mate. 691 00:42:48,814 --> 00:42:51,077 Because I'll be in Alicante, oiled up, 692 00:42:51,196 --> 00:42:54,223 skin sizzling in the midday sun like a burnt sausage! 693 00:42:56,068 --> 00:42:57,475 If you're quite finished... 694 00:42:58,388 --> 00:42:59,630 No, not quite. 695 00:43:00,743 --> 00:43:02,266 You can despise us, 696 00:43:02,385 --> 00:43:05,112 you can disown us, you can try and close us down, 697 00:43:05,231 --> 00:43:07,319 but you will NEVER break us, 698 00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:09,938 because we are police officers. 699 00:43:10,058 --> 00:43:11,578 We are brothers. 700 00:43:11,698 --> 00:43:14,143 We are un-bloody-breakable! 701 00:43:42,894 --> 00:43:44,080 Nice man... 702 00:43:44,576 --> 00:43:46,598 - Viv? - All done, sir. 703 00:43:46,845 --> 00:43:49,679 - How were they? - I've seen happier people. 704 00:43:50,230 --> 00:43:51,791 Who are you talking about? 705 00:43:51,911 --> 00:43:53,786 Mr and Mrs Price, 706 00:43:53,906 --> 00:43:56,942 lawyers to the weak and infirm. I had to let them go. 707 00:43:57,886 --> 00:43:59,360 You released them? 708 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,195 Halfway to the High Court as we speak. 709 00:44:02,484 --> 00:44:05,015 Stupid, stupid man! 710 00:44:05,134 --> 00:44:07,485 Have you got any idea what you've just done? 711 00:44:07,606 --> 00:44:09,847 - DI Drake, it's for you. - Not now! 712 00:44:10,130 --> 00:44:12,038 He says it's important. 713 00:44:14,797 --> 00:44:17,040 I think you'd better take that call. 714 00:44:18,631 --> 00:44:20,458 - Who is it? - It's your informant. 715 00:44:33,062 --> 00:44:34,310 Hello? 716 00:44:34,688 --> 00:44:37,407 ♪ I'm happy 717 00:44:38,217 --> 00:44:41,450 - # Hope you're happy too... # - Layton... 718 00:44:49,252 --> 00:44:50,685 Guv, that's confirmed. 719 00:44:50,803 --> 00:44:54,168 Layton was bailed this morning by the Prices' legal team. 720 00:45:01,642 --> 00:45:02,916 - Where are they? - Who? 721 00:45:03,037 --> 00:45:04,319 Tim and Caroline Price. 722 00:45:04,438 --> 00:45:06,852 Nothing to do with me any more. I've resigned. 723 00:45:06,971 --> 00:45:08,504 But if you must know, 724 00:45:08,665 --> 00:45:10,460 Tim's driving Caroline to the station. 725 00:45:10,581 --> 00:45:13,078 Caroline's taking Alex away for a few days. 726 00:45:13,197 --> 00:45:16,179 But in whose car? Angus's car was trashed. It was... 727 00:45:16,795 --> 00:45:18,217 - Angus Ashton? - Yes! 728 00:45:18,378 --> 00:45:20,511 His blue Escort. It was totally trashed. 729 00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:22,641 But it wasn't his car they borrowed. 730 00:45:23,894 --> 00:45:24,894 It's mine. 731 00:45:30,434 --> 00:45:31,433 No! 732 00:45:36,196 --> 00:45:38,174 I've got to stop them, now! 733 00:45:39,384 --> 00:45:41,212 I'm quite happy to get a taxi. 734 00:45:41,330 --> 00:45:44,239 And I'm quite capable of driving my wife and child to the station. 735 00:45:45,748 --> 00:45:47,167 Come on, Alex, get in. 736 00:45:53,554 --> 00:45:56,633 Leave it. We've got a train to catch. 737 00:46:13,072 --> 00:46:14,256 Some music, Alex? 738 00:46:50,981 --> 00:46:54,866 ♪ I'm happy Hope you're happy too... ♪ 739 00:47:00,439 --> 00:47:02,395 It's just round this corner. 740 00:47:02,670 --> 00:47:04,741 What the bloody hell...? 741 00:47:15,871 --> 00:47:17,078 Oh, my God. 742 00:47:18,428 --> 00:47:19,791 It wasn't the billboard. 743 00:47:20,724 --> 00:47:22,289 It's happening now! 744 00:47:29,592 --> 00:47:31,394 Get in the bloody car! 745 00:47:36,191 --> 00:47:38,547 Come on, get back in the car! 746 00:47:54,670 --> 00:47:58,039 Alex! Come on, get back in the car! 747 00:47:58,740 --> 00:48:00,897 Just hold it a minute! 748 00:48:11,630 --> 00:48:12,836 Dad! 749 00:49:38,956 --> 00:49:40,591 It was you! 750 00:50:36,490 --> 00:50:38,780 If all goes to plan, 751 00:50:38,901 --> 00:50:41,712 by the time you are watching this I will be dead, 752 00:50:42,125 --> 00:50:46,610 along with my wife Caroline and our beloved daughter Alexandra. 753 00:50:48,219 --> 00:50:49,740 Why did I do it? 754 00:50:51,888 --> 00:50:55,782 "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation 755 00:50:55,899 --> 00:50:59,833 "and go to the grave with the song still in them". 756 00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:03,177 Well, not me and, er... 757 00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,557 not Caroline. We sang our song. 758 00:51:07,402 --> 00:51:09,356 But a very charming man, 759 00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:11,733 a maggot, 760 00:51:12,261 --> 00:51:16,079 wriggled into our paradise and... 761 00:51:17,990 --> 00:51:20,200 ...it was compromised. 762 00:51:21,073 --> 00:51:24,950 The truth was sullied and it could never be unsullied. 763 00:51:25,722 --> 00:51:28,062 But shed no tears for me, 764 00:51:28,503 --> 00:51:30,682 Caroline or Alex. 765 00:51:32,058 --> 00:51:35,204 We are where we want to be, together, 766 00:51:35,904 --> 00:51:37,003 forever. 767 00:51:46,523 --> 00:51:48,491 I knew he was intense, 768 00:51:49,215 --> 00:51:51,272 but his own wife and child?! 769 00:51:52,732 --> 00:51:57,380 I couldn't understand why he was so keen to get Layton out of the Scrubs. 770 00:51:57,728 --> 00:51:59,432 He needed him... 771 00:51:59,753 --> 00:52:01,145 to plant the bomb. 772 00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:29,761 OK? 773 00:52:30,368 --> 00:52:32,192 You sit here, sweetheart, 774 00:52:32,312 --> 00:52:37,057 and if these two naughty boys start getting out of hand, let me know. OK? 775 00:52:47,355 --> 00:52:49,599 The little girl's asking to go home with Evan. 776 00:52:50,588 --> 00:52:51,640 You OK? 777 00:52:52,237 --> 00:52:55,201 She's got no uncles or aunts that she knows. 778 00:52:55,323 --> 00:52:58,787 I mean, I know that I'm not a blood relative, but I'm all she's got. 779 00:53:00,338 --> 00:53:01,660 And I love her. 780 00:53:02,162 --> 00:53:04,838 So will you help me to get custody? 781 00:53:07,247 --> 00:53:08,664 There's one more thing. 782 00:53:08,784 --> 00:53:11,516 I never want her to know what her father did. 783 00:53:12,183 --> 00:53:14,142 Maybe she has a right to know. 784 00:53:14,701 --> 00:53:16,308 When she's older. 785 00:53:16,427 --> 00:53:18,259 You'll never tell her. 786 00:53:20,271 --> 00:53:21,584 It's not your fault. 787 00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:49,351 Thank you. 788 00:53:55,843 --> 00:53:57,230 You just destroyed evidence. 789 00:53:58,028 --> 00:53:59,853 How would you like to grow up knowing 790 00:53:59,973 --> 00:54:02,329 your daddy tried to blow you to kingdom come? 791 00:54:03,853 --> 00:54:06,672 I'm the piece of his past. I will be. 792 00:54:07,518 --> 00:54:09,351 He'll be blackmailed by Layton 793 00:54:09,672 --> 00:54:11,710 for not telling her the truth. 794 00:54:13,361 --> 00:54:14,553 I need a drink. 795 00:54:18,342 --> 00:54:19,733 I'm taking her home. 796 00:54:20,255 --> 00:54:21,774 Thanks for all your help. 797 00:54:23,815 --> 00:54:25,418 It's just you and me now, eh? 798 00:54:25,538 --> 00:54:26,901 Forever and ever. 799 00:54:31,228 --> 00:54:34,639 Bye, little lady. Any problems, you just call the Gene Genie. 800 00:54:42,521 --> 00:54:44,185 How come you were there, 801 00:54:45,313 --> 00:54:47,251 taking the little girl's hand? 802 00:54:50,955 --> 00:54:53,602 That couldn't have happened. You weren't there. 803 00:54:53,922 --> 00:54:55,424 You're not real. 804 00:54:55,937 --> 00:54:57,602 I'm everywhere, Bolly. 805 00:54:57,719 --> 00:54:59,787 I was needed and I was there. 806 00:55:19,147 --> 00:55:20,665 Hello? 807 00:55:34,487 --> 00:55:36,569 I've learnt something here, Molly. 808 00:55:37,811 --> 00:55:40,083 Something I hope you always knew... 809 00:55:42,386 --> 00:55:44,367 that my mother... 810 00:55:44,488 --> 00:55:45,865 loved me. 811 00:55:47,557 --> 00:55:50,653 And that love will keep me going, 812 00:55:51,467 --> 00:55:53,375 it will make me survive. 813 00:55:55,494 --> 00:55:57,908 Don't blow those candles out yet, Molls. 814 00:55:58,503 --> 00:56:00,226 I'll find my way home. 815 00:56:01,182 --> 00:56:02,439 I promise. 816 00:56:03,856 --> 00:56:04,858 I love you, 817 00:56:06,238 --> 00:56:10,103 and I will never, ever give up. 818 00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:27,483 Shazza! Shazza! 819 00:56:42,924 --> 00:56:45,210 - How are you, Shaz? - I'm good, 820 00:56:45,661 --> 00:56:48,186 Thanks to you, my guardian angel. 821 00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:57,194 Hey, Luigi, have you heard about those Italian war rifles for sale? 822 00:56:57,314 --> 00:56:58,319 No, Chris. 823 00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,841 Never been fired, only dropped once! 824 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,367 Hey, Luigi, why do Italian men have moustaches? 825 00:57:04,488 --> 00:57:05,856 I don't know, Chris. 826 00:57:05,975 --> 00:57:09,092 Cos-a they want-a look-a like their momma! 827 00:57:09,212 --> 00:57:11,726 Good one... Molto divertente... 828 00:57:11,844 --> 00:57:12,956 Gracias. 829 00:57:13,733 --> 00:57:15,688 Hey, Luigi, how many... 830 00:57:15,809 --> 00:57:17,515 Hey! Bolls! 831 00:57:17,875 --> 00:57:19,193 Bolls! 832 00:57:19,717 --> 00:57:23,607 You look dreadful. Come and join the land of the living. 833 00:57:32,098 --> 00:57:34,978 Oi, Luigi, we're dying of thirst over here. 834 00:57:51,422 --> 00:57:53,884 It's all about timing, this life. 835 00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:56,599 Still got things to learn, 836 00:57:57,679 --> 00:57:59,156 adventures to have. 837 00:58:01,262 --> 00:58:03,180 Unbreakable, Bolly... 838 00:58:04,294 --> 00:58:05,560 Unbreakable. 839 00:58:11,763 --> 00:58:13,921 Unlike this bloody wine, which is undrinkable! 840 00:58:14,962 --> 00:58:17,075 Luigi! Gimme a beer! 841 00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:34,496 transcripts.subtitle.me.uk 842 00:58:35,435 --> 00:58:39,692 Ashes to Ashes returns to BBC1 for a new series next year.